| D-Tepes |
Author has written 37 stories for Roswell, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Buffy X-overs, Harry Potter, Firefly, and General Hospital. I am Drake. Drake-Tepes to some. D-Tepes to others. That Bastard Who Never Updates/Finishes His Stories to, well, too many... I've been writing and posting fanfic, off and on, since 1998. That's right, I can call most of you whippersnappers and shake a cane at you. I first posted and submitted my stories way back when and was, for awhile, heavily involved with a.t.b-v-s.c until real life troubles knocked me out of it. I'd stopped writing fic for a few years after that until I came upon Roswell fanfic. I spent a good while reading and writing Roswell fic at the Random Roswellian Ramblings, Roswellian Fanfiction Space. Sadly, it came to an end of sorts, but I think an incarnation still exists. But some of my old friends from there left and it wasn't quite the same, so I packed up and headed out. I didn't write fanfic for a good while after that, stuck on my last unfinished Roswell fic, Bricks. I continued reading fanfic though, so when a friend said he's shared the same interest in shows I did, I pointed him toward fanfic. He hadn't been much into it before, but he got into it then. And from that, came ideas for fics. Ideas came back to me and ideas came to him. Now, there is Bastard Snow. My good buddy who helped me find my inner fanfic writer again. He's the s.o.b. you should blame for what I put you through. At this point, none of my stories are dead... just on many lengthy hiati (that the plural of hiatus?) as I attempt to trap their Plot Mongeese (as some of you who've known me for a good deal of time already know, I have an... aversion to rabbits and bunnies in all forms). Once the Mongeese are caught, I shall then liquor up my Muse and new parts shall put out for your enjoyment. 'Cause you gotta liquor up the Muse if you want --__----___---____---_--__---__ THE REST OF THIS BIO HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR THE PROTECTION OF crap, who're we protecting this time, I had it written here... oh, yeah... THE DEMOCRATICALLY UNITED MONOLITHIC BRAGGARTS of AMERICAN SEA SHELL ENGRAVING SOCIALITES. what the, that doesn't make sense, now I have to call Harv in the censoring division... stupid memos... | |||||||||
1. Connections » reviewsConnections between people can be formed in the most amazing ways. Sometimes the most unexpected connections mean the most. Will be a series, probably, of Spinelli, Maxie and the younger set drabbles and vignettes.General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 12-31-072. Take The Lead reviewsLife and art take turns imitating each other. Sometimes it takes a dues ex machina to point out the intersections. The Jackal Spinelli and Film Guy Dillon have a talk. PostB&W Ball and funeral. Shades of GQ, heavy handed hints of GSpin.General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete3. OTP reviewsAfter Georgie was late to asking Spinelli to the ball she finally decides it’s time to say her peace with the hacker. How the Jackal answers may reveal more than just what she asked. GSpinGeneral Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-1-07 - Complete4. Ron Weasley And The Purrfect Girl reviewsRon has issues... issues of what, though, is the key.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete5. 100 Slayers » reviewsA blackout strikes the Cleveland Slayer School as Xander and a mystery woman board an elevator. The next day she's gone. Can Xander find her again?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 1-30-06 - Xander H. & Willow R.6. Education reviewsSet immediately after a scene in the movie Serenity and gives us a What happened next? view.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-5-05 - Kaylee & River7. What Your Heart Makes reviewsXander celebrates an anniversary and mourns those he's lost.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-05 - Xander H. & Buffy S.8. What Can You Do reviewsXander reflects on a lifetime of dreams.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-05 - Xander H.9. Thank You reviewsA peek into Faith's mind in S3 before she shot Angel.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-05 - Faith L.10. EhOh reviewsWhat if Andrew wasn't always such a geek? This is how he became the Andrew we now know.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-05 - Andrew11. Take It Easy reviewsXander's on the run. A lot of people are on his tail. Read to see who catches him.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-05 - Xander H.12. Gravity And Suffering » reviewsNo good deed goes untortured. After stopping a group of demons, Xander finds himself in a personal hell. X-over, New Jedi OrderBuffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 7-9-0413. The One Who Knows reviewsXander reflects on why The First Evil didn’t pay him a visit.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-14-05 - Xander H.14. Cold Assassin reviewsIt’s time for Xander to act and he’s planning a Christmas massacre. S3Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-25-05 - Xander H.15. Under The Mistletoe reviewsOh, the joys if mistletoe... FXBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-22-04 - Xander H. & Faith L.16. Wrongess Of Mistletoe reviewsMistletoe, and the wrongness (and rightness) that can be caused by it.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-04 - Harry P. & Ginny W.17. Infinite Halloween reviewsAnother among the many Halloween fics. What happens when Xander creates an easy costume? He finds out that nothing is easy. Primarily a Marvel crossover, but others mentioned.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-04 - Xander H.18. Trust Me, I Know What I'm Doing reviewsTrust Xander, he knows what he's doing. Halloween fic, x-over with SH.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-21-04 - Xander H.19. Knowing When To Walk reviewsXander's life goes a different route after the series finale than him going to Africa. A new life, and a series of odd crossovers, make for an interesting new life for Xander.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-30-04 - Xander H.20. Just Another Morning After reviewsIt's a very odd morning after the Buffy episode "First Date"Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-04 - Xander H. & Spike21. I Do reviewsA very special wedding in San Francisco... XA (Not Anya or Amy) xover wDCBuffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-3-0422. Son Of The Hedgehog reviewsAnother Xander finds his real father fic, with a rather crooked twist.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-04 - Xander H.23. The Show Must Go On reviewsWhat the world sees of Xander isn’t all there is.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-13-04 - Xander H.24. Dark Times: In The Age reviewsSequel to “One Hell Of A Halloween”, life goes on and Xander adapts to his new memories and abilities. But something is on the horizon.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-21-04 - Xander H. & R. Giles25. The Thing I Hate reviewsXander's chance for some final words. (Character death)Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-03 - Xander H.26. One Hell Of A Halloween » reviewsWhen Xander chooses to dress as something other than a Soldier for Halloween he gets a Hell of a lot more than he bargained for. Crossover with Marvel Comics character.Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-14-0327. An All Hallow's KISS reviewsXander's costume for Halloween has an unexpected, but rather cool, side-effect. Tongue-in-cheek fic.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-14-03 - Xander H.28. Hey Journal » reviewsStemmed from an old (and forgotten) challenge. Kyle & Tess get together (Pre-Surprise) and Kyle writes about it in his journal. As finished as it'll get most likely.Roswell - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-0329. Rollin' » reviewsA Badfic of the Baddest Type. Crossovers included. What fics should not be... Guys on a road trip.Roswell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 54,155 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 5-11-0330. Of Bombs And Souls reviewsSequel to 'About That Bomb' and 'But He Has A Soul'... Xander deals with the fallout of being such a stud.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-15-03 - Xander H. & Dawn S.31. But He Has A Soul reviewsCompanion to 'About That Bomb', showing what is happening in Sunnydale during 'About That Bomb'Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-16-03 - Xander H. & Buffy S.32. About That Bomb reviewsA very odd day in LA... post 'Orpheus,' with Xander having gone with Willow.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-5-03 - Xander H. & Faith L.33. Love's Light reviewsAlex visits Isabel one last time. Part Three of a LS Trilogy.Roswell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-0334. Love SongIsabel visits Alex's grave. Part Two of a LS Trilogy.Roswell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Published: 2-18-0335. She Loves MeJesse's thoughts, to a song. Mid-Season Three before he found out about aliens. Part One of a LS Trilogy.Roswell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Published: 2-18-03