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since: 12-15-02, id: 310722
country: USA
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Author has written 37 stories for Roswell, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Buffy X-overs, Harry Potter, Firefly, and General Hospital.

I am Drake. Drake-Tepes to some. D-Tepes to others. That Bastard Who Never Updates/Finishes His Stories to, well, too many... I've been writing and posting fanfic, off and on, since 1998. That's right, I can call most of you whippersnappers and shake a cane at you. I first posted and submitted my stories way back when and was, for awhile, heavily involved with a.t.b-v-s.c until real life troubles knocked me out of it.

I'd stopped writing fic for a few years after that until I came upon Roswell fanfic. I spent a good while reading and writing Roswell fic at the Random Roswellian Ramblings, Roswellian Fanfiction Space. Sadly, it came to an end of sorts, but I think an incarnation still exists. But some of my old friends from there left and it wasn't quite the same, so I packed up and headed out. I didn't write fanfic for a good while after that, stuck on my last unfinished Roswell fic, Bricks.

I continued reading fanfic though, so when a friend said he's shared the same interest in shows I did, I pointed him toward fanfic. He hadn't been much into it before, but he got into it then. And from that, came ideas for fics. Ideas came back to me and ideas came to him. Now, there is Bastard Snow. My good buddy who helped me find my inner fanfic writer again. He's the s.o.b. you should blame for what I put you through.

At this point, none of my stories are dead... just on many lengthy hiati (that the plural of hiatus?) as I attempt to trap their Plot Mongeese (as some of you who've known me for a good deal of time already know, I have an... aversion to rabbits and bunnies in all forms). Once the Mongeese are caught, I shall then liquor up my Muse and new parts shall put out for your enjoyment. 'Cause you gotta liquor up the Muse if you want --__----___---____---_--__---__

THE REST OF THIS BIO HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR THE PROTECTION OF crap, who're we protecting this time, I had it written here... oh, yeah... THE DEMOCRATICALLY UNITED MONOLITHIC BRAGGARTS of AMERICAN SEA SHELL ENGRAVING SOCIALITES. what the, that doesn't make sense, now I have to call Harv in the censoring division... stupid memos...

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1. Connections » reviews
Connections between people can be formed in the most amazing ways. Sometimes the most unexpected connections mean the most. Will be a series, probably, of Spinelli, Maxie and the younger set drabbles and vignettes.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 12-31-07
2. Take The Lead reviews
Life and art take turns imitating each other. Sometimes it takes a dues ex machina to point out the intersections. The Jackal Spinelli and Film Guy Dillon have a talk. PostB&W Ball and funeral. Shades of GQ, heavy handed hints of GSpin.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete
3. OTP reviews
After Georgie was late to asking Spinelli to the ball she finally decides it’s time to say her peace with the hacker. How the Jackal answers may reveal more than just what she asked. GSpin
General Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-1-07 - Complete
4. Ron Weasley And The Purrfect Girl reviews
Ron has issues... issues of what, though, is the key.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
5. 100 Slayers » reviews
A blackout strikes the Cleveland Slayer School as Xander and a mystery woman board an elevator. The next day she's gone. Can Xander find her again?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 1-30-06 - Xander H. & Willow R.
6. Education reviews
Set immediately after a scene in the movie Serenity and gives us a What happened next? view.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-5-05 - Kaylee & River
7. What Your Heart Makes reviews
Xander celebrates an anniversary and mourns those he's lost.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-05 - Xander H. & Buffy S.
8. What Can You Do reviews
Xander reflects on a lifetime of dreams.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-05 - Xander H.
9. Thank You reviews
A peek into Faith's mind in S3 before she shot Angel.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-05 - Faith L.
10. EhOh reviews
What if Andrew wasn't always such a geek? This is how he became the Andrew we now know.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-05 - Andrew
11. Take It Easy reviews
Xander's on the run. A lot of people are on his tail. Read to see who catches him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-05 - Xander H.
12. Gravity And Suffering » reviews
No good deed goes untortured. After stopping a group of demons, Xander finds himself in a personal hell. X-over, New Jedi Order
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 7-9-04
13. The One Who Knows reviews
Xander reflects on why The First Evil didn’t pay him a visit.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-14-05 - Xander H.
14. Cold Assassin reviews
It’s time for Xander to act and he’s planning a Christmas massacre. S3
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-25-05 - Xander H.
15. Under The Mistletoe reviews
Oh, the joys if mistletoe... FX
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-22-04 - Xander H. & Faith L.
16. Wrongess Of Mistletoe reviews
Mistletoe, and the wrongness (and rightness) that can be caused by it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-04 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
17. Infinite Halloween reviews
Another among the many Halloween fics. What happens when Xander creates an easy costume? He finds out that nothing is easy. Primarily a Marvel crossover, but others mentioned.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-04 - Xander H.
18. Trust Me, I Know What I'm Doing reviews
Trust Xander, he knows what he's doing. Halloween fic, x-over with SH.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-21-04 - Xander H.
19. Knowing When To Walk reviews
Xander's life goes a different route after the series finale than him going to Africa. A new life, and a series of odd crossovers, make for an interesting new life for Xander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-30-04 - Xander H.
20. Just Another Morning After reviews
It's a very odd morning after the Buffy episode "First Date"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-04 - Xander H. & Spike
21. I Do reviews
A very special wedding in San Francisco... XA (Not Anya or Amy) xover wDC
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-3-04
22. Son Of The Hedgehog reviews
Another Xander finds his real father fic, with a rather crooked twist.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-04 - Xander H.
23. The Show Must Go On reviews
What the world sees of Xander isn’t all there is.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-13-04 - Xander H.
24. Dark Times: In The Age reviews
Sequel to “One Hell Of A Halloween”, life goes on and Xander adapts to his new memories and abilities. But something is on the horizon.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-21-04 - Xander H. & R. Giles
25. The Thing I Hate reviews
Xander's chance for some final words. (Character death)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-03 - Xander H.
26. One Hell Of A Halloween » reviews
When Xander chooses to dress as something other than a Soldier for Halloween he gets a Hell of a lot more than he bargained for. Crossover with Marvel Comics character.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-14-03
27. An All Hallow's KISS reviews
Xander's costume for Halloween has an unexpected, but rather cool, side-effect. Tongue-in-cheek fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-14-03 - Xander H.
28. Hey Journal » reviews
Stemmed from an old (and forgotten) challenge. Kyle & Tess get together (Pre-Surprise) and Kyle writes about it in his journal. As finished as it'll get most likely.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-03
29. Rollin' » reviews
A Badfic of the Baddest Type. Crossovers included. What fics should not be... Guys on a road trip.
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 54,155 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 5-11-03
30. Of Bombs And Souls reviews
Sequel to 'About That Bomb' and 'But He Has A Soul'... Xander deals with the fallout of being such a stud.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-15-03 - Xander H. & Dawn S.
31. But He Has A Soul reviews
Companion to 'About That Bomb', showing what is happening in Sunnydale during 'About That Bomb'
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-16-03 - Xander H. & Buffy S.
32. About That Bomb reviews
A very odd day in LA... post 'Orpheus,' with Xander having gone with Willow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-5-03 - Xander H. & Faith L.
33. Love's Light reviews
Alex visits Isabel one last time. Part Three of a LS Trilogy.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-03
34. Love Song
Isabel visits Alex's grave. Part Two of a LS Trilogy.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Published: 2-18-03
35. She Loves Me
Jesse's thoughts, to a song. Mid-Season Three before he found out about aliens. Part One of a LS Trilogy.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Published: 2-18-03
36. Burn reviews
A glimpse of the life Tess may be leading. Pre-Crash AU.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-03
37. Bricks reviews
Alex is alive and trapped in Kyle's mind while Kyle has a breakdown. Plus the full truth of Alex's death, from him. Crossover and dark fic at times.
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-03 - Published: 12-18-02
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