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Have moved across the country to care for my grandmother while she dies of cancer. Please, for the love of all that is decent and holy, quit sending me e-mail about my failure to update.

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1. Meeting Of The Minds » reviews

With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 915 - Updated: 2-21-05 - Published: 6-5-04

2. Two Summers » reviews

Buffy finds a way to de-Key Dawn: mixing her blood with Spike's. They flee the country, leaving Spike, Buffybot, & AI to take on Glory and guard the Hellmouth. When they return years later, Dawn & Spike must deal with the consequences of their bond.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,853 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 10-18-04

3. Every Night I Save You » reviews

AU Season Six. After Spike jumps off Glory's tower to save her, a mourning Dawn uncovers a mystery.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 8-9-04

4. Word of Advice reviews

Post-NFA. Meet the newly reformed Angel Investigations in Cleveland, where the god-king receptionist's phone manners leave something to be desired and Angel... has changed. COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

5. Valentine reviews

Canon-friendly S6 interlude. It's Valentine's Night, and Tara and Spike are both lovelorn and lonely. When they collide trying to find gifts for their screwed-up significant others, they decide to celebrate the holiday together. COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

6. Two Live As One reviews

Double-drabble. An alternate ending to "The Gift".

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

7. Choice reviews

Dying in the NFA battle, Charles Gunn is faced with the most horrific decision of his life. COMPLETE.

Complete - Angel - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

8. Gifts of the Fathers reviews

AtS Season Five. Angel's being tormented by the Ghost of Christmas Present... and his name is William the Bloody. But Spike's not the only vampire with a surprise up his sleeve. COMPLETE.

Complete - Angel - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

9. Of Interest reviews

By request: Sandman-Buffy crossover. Crazy!Basement!Spike has a visit from an old friend he never knew he had. COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

10. Throw Stones reviews

By request: A "cut scene" from "Older and Far Away" in which Buffy tries to apologize to Spike for the events of "Dead Things". COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

11. All The Colors of the Dawn reviews

Post-NFA. A new Slayer recruit from Los Angeles has a shocking surprise for Dawn. COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

12. Dance reviews

By request: an alternate ending to "The Girl In Question", in which Buffy notices Spike and Angel at the club in Rome. Spuffy. COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

13. Acquired Tastes reviews

Spike and Ilona Costa Bianchi have a little chat about condiments. COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

14. Home Improvement reviews

With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,804 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05

15. Out of the Blue » reviews

Buffy and Willow come to W&H to warn Fred about Illyria, only to discover that Angel's come down with a bad case of puppet and a certain peroxided vampire isn't quite as dead as they thought.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 10-18-04

16. And Other Danzig Songs reviews

When Spike confesses that he faked his chip firing in "Family", he and Tara band together to uncover her true demonic origins.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 10-18-04

17. Returning The Favor reviews

Spike gets a great deal of unwanted assistance from his least favorite member of the military. COMPLETE.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 10-18-04

18. Once More With Spiking » reviews

When Spike and Willow's agreement to send him a week back in time to stop the events in "Seeing Red" backfires, Spike finds himself trapped in Season Two and an ethical minefield.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 10-18-04

19. Lover's Knot » reviews

When Spike visits Anya for a numbing spell (6x18, "Entropy"), Cecily-Halfrek offers him a deal instead; she will rid him of his love for Buffy if he performs Anya's wish against Xander. When Spike agrees, it changes everything...

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 7-21-04

20. As The Romans Do » reviews

Post AtS finale. The Scoobies arrive to save the Fang Gang, but the final battle is just the beginning. Split up and on the run, the combined casts discover that their pasts may be just as perilous as their futures. An ensemble piece; pairings galore.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,202 - Reviews: 501 - Updated: 10-6-04 - Published: 7-4-04

21. Tangled Web » reviews

When Drusilla is sucked into Acathla's hell along with Angelus, Spike and Buffy must maintain their reluctant partnership to rescue their respective loves.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-1-04

22. Present Perfect » reviews

You can't always get what you want... unless, of course, you're drinking with a vengeance demon. However, Buffy soon discovers that perfection carries a heavy price. Wildly AU after 'Tabula Rasa'.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-14-04

23. The Returning » reviews

Three years after Buffy's death, the Scoobies have built a strange new life without her... until Giles discovers the real reason their attempt to resurrect Buffy didn't work; someone else beat them to it. AU after Season Five (5x22, "The Gift").

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 8-9-04 - Published: 7-23-04

24. Out Of Time » reviews

A Time-Turner Story. Hermione Granger has always stood up for the underdog, but when an accident sends her 20 years into the past, she finds her sympathies lie in strange places...

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 5-29-04

25. Right In Front Of Me » reviews

When Ross returns from China with Julie, Rachel does something -- and someone -- unexpected. Warning: Strong sexual themes, strong language, and constant nicotine abuse.

Friends - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 329 - Updated: 2-6-04 - Published: 11-18-03

26. The Tribbiani Trifecta » reviews

Monica and Chandler -- soulmates? Phoebe sure doesn't think so. As their wedding day approaches, Phoebe hatches Her Ultimate Plan... but what is she really up to?

Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,842 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 9-16-03 - Published: 12-16-02

27. The One With The Eighties » reviews

Janice's questions about the group's origins reveal a surprising history between Phoebe and Chandler.

Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,162 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 9-16-03 - Published: 1-23-03

28. The Other Gold » reviews

Trapped in a loveless marriage, Monica returns to New York to get her old life back. However, she soon finds that the friends - and loves - she left behind have changed in dramatic ways. A companion piece to "Hanging By A Moment".

Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-11-03

29. The Last Singlecorn » reviews

When Joey becomes the only single Friend, the others try to pair him off... with unexpected consequences.

Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-13-03 - Published: 9-11-03

30. Hanging By A Moment » reviews

Monica Becker returns to New York and finds that everything's changed... or has it? As she confronts her conflicting memories, she takes a surreal trip through the other things that are. A companion piece to "The Other Gold".

Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-7-03

31. Can't Go Home Again » reviews

2008. When Monica's husband dies, the Friends reunite... and discover there may still be time to fix the mistakes of their past. Now Complete.

Complete - Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,329 - Reviews: 285 - Updated: 8-31-03 - Published: 1-29-03

32. The One With Chandler's Date » reviews

A gauntlet is thrown. A challenge is accepted. And Chandler's wearing a towel. WARNING: Sexual themes, minor slash.

Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 2-15-03

33. The One With The Surprise Party reviews

Phoebe's birthday generates bigger surprises than anyone had anticipated.

Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-15-03 - Published: 2-15-03