Hey guys! The name's Rayne the Fox got it memorized? So here's a little bit about myself I'm seventeen, I'm a girl (if you couldn't already tell by the name) and I love the colors: orange, black, and ice blue. My current anime obsessions are Naruto, Hetalia, Soul Eater, and Kuroshitsuji.(Black Butler) I love yaoi my favorite pairings are axelxroxas, demyxxzexion, and narutoxsasuke. I'm terrible at spelling so if I misspell things in my fanfics please don't yell at me. I was recently an anonomus(seriously I can't spell to save my life... oh wait I have a dictionary next to me!)...sorry I mean anonymous reviewer that went by the name ninja lover 2083. So for those of you whose fics I've read and to those who acutally read your reviews, HI! XD Sorry my profile is so long (I personally hate reading long profiles most of the time) it's mostly quotes so feel free to skip them XD and if your waiting for some stories from me please hold on I'm working on some right now!

how 'bout some fun Quotes:

-That which don't kill you...will probably try again.

-I don't have a problem! I'M NOT INSANE! YAOI IS NOT AN ADDICTION! I can stop anytime I want... i just don't want to!"

-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by

-Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

-'Because growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional'

-'Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door'

-'Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss'

-This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence

-Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

-Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

-There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

-I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

-The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

-Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

-Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

-"Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough"

-"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory"

-Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

-this is gonna take more than 3 roles of duct tape to fix its that bad

-He who laughs last didn't get it.

-Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

-"When life gives you lemons,make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the fucking hell you did it!

-"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

-Well, it was a damn lot easier when I was just an ordinary schizophrenic psychopath," Gaara admitted. "At least they have medication for that, even if I don't take it. I don't even know what to do about a demon. Maybe I should get an exorcist." "Sorry, not that kind of demon."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood."

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!"

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (taken from xXKuroTenshi666Xx)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

-If Ibiki ever recruits Iruka, Konoha will have near hundred percent interrogation success rate. I can almost see it: Iruka asking questions all friendly like, and the prisoner screaming ‘Interrogate me properly! PROPERLY, you bastards!’ before the poor sod crumbles— bwahahahaha…! -- Kakashi sensei's thoughts about Ruka-sensei

-“Come on, Iruka-sensei, stop denying your inner pevert!” -- Kakashi sensei

-im here to kick ass and drink cups of tea and since im all out of tea...

-“Im not oblivious, I’ve just been ignoring you.

- All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.” --Naruto-kun

-“Hell was full, so I came back”

-Shikamaru Block: A combination of writers block and sheer laziness. this is true so true i have it all the time

Axel "As long as we remember each other, we'll never be apart. Got it memorized?"
Roxas "Haha wow Axel, that sounded ridiculous."
Axel "What? I thought it was pretty deep."
-358/2 Days

Captain Jack "Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like."
Gibbs [throws hat]"Hooray!"
Captain Jack "Good, now go and get it."
-At World's End

Captain Jack "Will you be saving her, then?"
British Soldier "I can't swim!"
Captain Jack"Pride of the King's Navy, you are."
-Curse of the Black Pearl

I dont have to cast an Aguamenti Charm to get you wet

-In the ninja world, those who break the rules are trash, that's true, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash.- kakashi sensei

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

-IT IS THE YOUTH OF THE COLOUR GREEN. RIGHT GAI SENSEI?
Oh wait...it's just me here. xP

-Yeah, yeah, yea- WAIT, WHAT?!

-Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

-Edward Cullen: he sparkles and can jump really high in the air. Let's face it- he's not a vampire, he's a freakin' fairy!

-CHOCOLATE TAX!

-People Punching-Bags are more effective.

-MWAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE PUNY HUMAN!

-SMITE ME, ALL MIGHTY SMITER!

-Seeing your face... It really makes me want to punch you.

-DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

-How sick is your mouse? I MEAN MIND!!!

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(Copy and paste this to your profile if you laughed.)

If you think normal people are boring, copy and paste this on your profile.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends...Oh Wait...I was weird anyway. Forget that. XD

-If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

-If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Shikamaru

2. Naruto

3. Kakashi

4. Gaara

5. Sasuke

6. Iruka

7. Jiraiya

8. Kiba

9. Deidara

10. Hidan

11. Itachi

12. Sai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
no ... can't say i have i would love to though ^^


2)Do you think 4 is hot? How much?
Gaara is hot enough that if someone touched him they'd burn :)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant
i would laugh my ass off

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
some... i think

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
i think that Naruto and Iruka would make a good couple :3

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
5/10. Saske and Hidan would be hilarious, but Sasuke and Deidara might be funny to hm... i can't decide

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
first jiraiya would mistake sai for sasuke (could happen) then when he realizes its sai he'd yell "WHAT THE FUCK!" (lolz at the Sai/Naruto pairing though)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Love was something the silver haired jonin didn't expect to find. Now he was looking at the silver haired Jashinist and felt a growing heat, the only problem the Jashinist was his target and the enemy. :3 i hope that sounds good.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I don't know but i'd love to find some! ^^

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Rejection Healed by the Toad Sage (sorry the best i could come up with)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Shikamaru goes to the Sand Village on a mission, pisses off Gaara with his laziness and (in my mind (sorry)) smart mouth, Gaara decides to show Shika something new... and smex is the result XD (again sorry)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Um ... maybe (i don't know what het is) -_-"

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
i don't recall but probably

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
i think some one did (but i would too so...)

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
FUCK!!!!!!! XD yeah...that would be something i might not want to walk in on.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Kiba - Shewolf by Shakira- XD don't ask just love

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning. Threesome. Weirdness. Two naughty, stoic nins and a chūnin sensei that wants to teach them a lesson. X3

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?
HEY. FUCKING dumbass little demon container, hold the fuck still so i can fuck your tight little bitch ass into the ground and help you fucking rebuild your fucking clan! XD (lol i don't know i just put in as many cuss words as i could.)

Try this, it's quite entertaining XD

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Hero's Come Back by Nobodyknows (of course it's ok why wouldn't it be?)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

Kimi Monogatari by little by little (aw i love this song XD it fits me perfectally)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL

Snow ((Hey Oh)) by Red Hot Chilli Peppers (um... ? i have no clue how to interperet this. maybe i like someone who's perfect? i reall don't know.)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY

Wa! Wa!! World from Hetalia (um... i feel dancy but that all in reference to this song ])

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE

Replay by Iyaz ( Um... my life's purpose is to be close to a girl. XD um ok i'm up for that!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO

Jitensha by ORESKABAND (um... woot even though this song is a little weird but then again i'm a little weird too. XD)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU

Funhouse by P!nk (XD LOL AWSOMESAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this song!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN

Fidelity by Regina Spektor ( XD lol yeah ... i really think about this often)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)

Hotel Song by Regina Spektor (she will never be my fool but she'll always be my dear dear friend! XD)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE

Please Don't Leave Me by P!nk (i hope that person doesn't leave me! O.O)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY

Stuck in the Moment by Justin Bieber (wow this is true i've been stuck in a lot of moments)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU

Know Your Enemy by Green Day ( OH LOLZ this is so true!XD)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

Meet ME Halfway by Black Eyes Peas ( cool nice song to dance to)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

Gonna Get This by Hannah Montana ( WHAT THE HELL! they must really hate me i hate this song!(Why do i have it on my ipod then...?))

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS

Don't think I Don't Think About It by Darius Rucker ( Those Backstabbers! LOL no i love them)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

Guilty Beauty Love by Vic Mignogna (LOL i'm going to give all my love to a special someone. XD)

HOW WILL YOU DIE

What the Hell by Avril Lavigne (WOW I'm gonna die by having fun... MOST AWSOMESAUSE WAY TO DIE EVA!!!!!! XD)

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET

That Time by Regina Spektor (lol the song speaks for me (not really)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH

Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars (LOL yes that makes me laugh so hard!)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

More by Selena Gomez (T-T it makes me sad to think this makes me cry.)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED

Thunder by Boys like Girls (i guess that if i do it won't work out. TT-TT)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

Closer by Inoue Joe (OH LOL YESSSSSSSS getting close and never taking someone for granted sets chills down my spine)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU

Love Story by Taylor Swift (O.O appearntly someone does)

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME,

Fukai Mori (Deep Forest) by Do As Infinity ( does this make sence to anyone? XD LOL)

WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE

The Sword & the Pen by Regina Spektor (i would make it The Arrow & the freather I dont know)

THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT

She could always Smack That (by Akon) guy. ( yeah ...i dont know this cofuses me)

Hope you had fun reading this, cause I had fun doing it! Copy and paste and do your own version! XD

If you believe Kyuubi molests a uke Naruto in his dreams at night, repost this in your profile.

KAKSHI SENSEI FOR THE WIN.

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