1. FIRST NAME: Carla
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? my mom bestfriends from high school: carla and ana isabel
3. SIBLING NAMES: Carlos, my mom is really original, isnt she?
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I can't remember
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? i like them
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? cheese
7. KIDS? I love them, special little ones
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? without a doubt. im awesome
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No, i had one until i turn 14
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? i dont know what do you think?
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yeahh
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yes.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? chocapik
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically, no way. but emotionally, yes.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? cookies
17. SHOE SIZE? 5 and a half. RED OR PINK? pink, i dont like red
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? my fingernails
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? One of my best friend. She moved away to go to college
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Yeah. It's fun
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? dark grey sweatpants and yellow socks (no shoes)
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? cereals
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? just a kiss by lady antebellum
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blue
26. FAVORITE SMELL? strawberry
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? their eyes
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied this
30. FAVORITE DRINK? ice tea FAVORITE SPORT? ah i not into sports but i have to say soccer
32. EYE COLOR? brown
33. HAT SIZE? i dont know i dont use them
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope
35. FAVORITE FOOD? big tasty from macdonalds
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? depend of the company, with friends scary movies (i laugh with it) and alone happy endings
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? harry potter 7 part 2
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? bra
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
40. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? wafer and coffee cake
Random Sarcastic stuff: :)
One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!
My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
It's better to be silent, and thought a fool, then to speak out and remove all doubt.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious
let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.
yeah you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed..
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: We are young – Glee Cast that sounds like a good beggining
Waking Up: Simple Things – Jordan Pruitt really dead on
First Day of School: Battlefield – Jordin Sparks I don’t know if I want to go to school like that
Driving: Forever- Chris BrownI love driving with a good song
Fight Song: Danza Kuduro – Don Omar ft. Lucenzo umm I don’t know what to say about this
Making Your New Best Friend: Spotlight – Glee Cast oh I think it will be a beautiful friendship (sarcasm)
Falling In Love: Already Taken - Trey Songz so I fell in love, but at the same time I’m emotional unavailable
Breaking Up: Take a Bow-Glee Cast
Prom Night: What Makes You Beautiful – Boyce Avenue version good song for a slow dance, but for prom I would prefer the original
Moving Out: She is so gone – Lemonade Mouth so I move out and totally change, I will have a pretty busy week then
Life: Breath Again – Sarah Bareilles such a sad song, but at least it has a good message, like don’t give up
Mental Breakdown: Please Dont Stop the Rain – James Morrison well I think the song explains everything
Flashback: I Wanna Go Back – Jordan Pruitt
Getting Back Together: Need You Now – Glee Cast so we get back together in the middle of the night and drunk, oh this time it will last
Wedding: Flying Without Wings – Westlife actually, this a really good song for a first dance
Birth of a Child: Breathless – Shayne Ward I hope that the future father of my child sing this for me
Final Battle: It's My Life - Bon Jovi I’m not gonna live forever… lets be impulsive and smack some people
Funeral Song: If I Die Young – The Band PerryThat’s a really sad song, I hope I die really old
Death of a Close Friend: Like a Prayer – Glee Cast I think that if I heard this song in that moment I would breakdown, but it really has a good message
Final Credits: Roots before Branches – Glee Cast really, the final song of glee season 3, really?
Deleted Scenes: Just a Kiss – Lady Antebellum really romantic, one of my favorite songs ever
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts :
Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology"
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept
I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant
It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back"
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha
Sirus Black does not want a flea collar
I will not lick Trevor, he is not a prince waiting to turn
I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is
I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty"
I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony"
Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey"
I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force"
Locking random pairs of people in the astronomy tower is NOT a good way to perpetuate the race of wizards. Especially if both parties are male
I will not make cracks about how the unicorns refuse to go near Ginny, even though we all know they prefer virgins
When covering the chapter on painkilling potions, I will not turn in a bottle of Tylenol claiming it's the same thing, only better-tasting
The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters
I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"
I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library
Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense
I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true
I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house
I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts"
I will not ask Madam Hooch if she would like to "test-ride my broom”
i scored 20% Slytherin, 4% Ravenclaw, 60% Gryffindor, and 48% Hufflepuff!!! (Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy)
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