Started: Thursday, July 28th, 2011.

I got a facebook account. Guess what. I'm "Epic Otaku Cherry". Friend me! Please...I'm my only friend (I have my otaku account and my normal one)...my own twin hasn't even friended me yet...

I have an account on likenaruto.com. My penname is -guess what- Epic Otaku Cherry. Or epicotakucherry.

I have a seperate email account if you want to email me. I love to have friends. Here it is: epicotakucherry@gmail.com.

IF YOU WANT INFO ABOUT CHARACTERS IN A MANGA/ANIME/BOOK THAT I HAVE READ/SEEN, LET ME KNOW. (Pointer: I mention most of the anime/manga/books I have seen or read down this profile. Just ask.)

R.I.P.

Whitney Houston

(August 9th, 1963-February 11th, 2012)

Singer and Actress

You have made an impact on us all, Ms. Houston. Even up in heaven, you will continue to inspire all of us here with your music.
Thank you so much.
We will never forget you.

-Pass this on and add your name to the list if you have ever admired Whintey or just want to spread this out of the goodness of your heart.

This was started by Epic Otaku Cherry.
Please add your name to this list when you pass this on: Epic Otaku Cherry,

Thank you again, Whitney Houston.

About Me:

Current Age: 14.
Date of Birth: December 9th
Sign: Saggitarius the Archer and I'm proud.
Appearence: Short, barely shoulder length black/dark brown fuzzy hair, milk chocolate skin, dark brown eyes.
Place of Birth: Kansas.
Ethnicity/Religion: African-American and Christian.
Current Location: Arizona, United States of America.
Current Grade: Middle School.
Height: about 5'5", and about 165 cm. (I'm taller than a lot of Naruto characters! Why is everyone so damn short? It totally decreases their epicness! No offense to short people, I think short people are adorable. But I'm not delighted to be as tall as Naruto and an inch shorter than Sasuke!)
Family (living with me): Twin sister (I'll tell you her penname when she FINALLY makes up her mind for her penname and gets an account. I've told her dozens of times, "if you want to change your penname, you can". It's been almost a year and 1/2.) Dad. Mom.
Other Family: Older bro. Althought he's over twice my age, I love him (as a brother. I really don't like incest). Even better, he reminds me of Itachi from Naruto; the best anime/manga brother/older brother ever. Ace from One Piece (and maybe Sabo) is a close 2nd. (Why my brother reminds me of Itachi, I'm not sure. He's nothing like him. The only anime he's ever seen was Dragon Ball. Add the fact that I'm nearly as tall as him, and he's 27. Oh, and he lives almost half-way across the country.)
Weight: Ha! I bet you guys thought I was going to answer that, huh?
Species: Human. (at least I'm pretty sure... just kidding! But I am human, though...I think...)
Gender: Female epicness. Females, ROCK!! Though guys (if they're the good kind [geez, that sounds weird]) aren't half bad, either.

Some things you should know:

I AM A HOPELESS ROMANTIC!!!!!

PMs MAKE ME HAPPY! SO PM ME, DAMMIT!!

For some reason, I often use "damnit" as a suffix in my sentences, like Anko from Naruto uses "maggot." I blame her, Colonello from KHR, anime/manga in general, and myself for this. I think it's cool, though.

"Meh." is MY word. (It's used like Sasuke's "Hn"; in indifference most of the time. Or like "whatever" or "okay" or something)

I say "dude" a lot, despite the fact that I may not look like the type.

I curse often, so watch out in my stories.

I AM LAZIER THAN HELL!!! WORSE THAN SHIKAMARU FROM NARUTO!!!!

THIS PROFILE IS GOING TO KEEP GETTING LONGER SO JUST READ THE STUFF YOU WANT TO READ!!!!!

Stuff About Me Anytime During The Days That I'll Update This Thing That I'll Delete To Make More Room

-I just finished Angel Beats and it's totally amazing! Thank you, , for pushing me to watch it earlier than I planned!

-I just heard the English line of the last thing Itachi said as he died. Instead of, "Sorry Sasuke. There won't be a next time/this is the last time" it's "sorry, Sasuke. Maybe next time, okay?" I actually like Itachi's English VA. I think he made a pretty ok English Itachi's voice. But that line...I'm upset. Viz shouldn't have re-written that line, because it was IMPORTANT that he said, one way or another, that that was the last time!!! IT WAS EMOTIONALLY important!! So...yeah...not happy with Viz right now.

-Hm. Katekyo Hitman Reborn has finished it's last chapter. (I'm kinda confused though since it said it'd end Dec. 12, but it's over now) I kinda feel like a part of me is like...taken away, you know? When a manga that you were very attached to ends, it's like you lose a part of you every time it happens. It only happens to me if I happen to be following it when it ends, which isn't often. Most of the manga/anime I'm attached to and following have usually already ended or too far from ending. One Piece is apparently only 1/2 done, Naruto has about 1-2 years to go, and Fairy Tail...I have no idea but it isn't ending soon! Soul Eater might in like 30-50 chaps though, but it's monthly so...

But yeah. The closing of a door leads to the opening of another full of possibilities, they say.

I'm still going to miss it.

I'll definitely make sure to read Akira Amano's next work though.

-I can't wait for Road to Ninja (newest Naruto movie) to come out on the internet in subs. I mean, Japan is showing it in theaters! I guess that makes sense- one of the most popular anime's new movie is coming out. Come on. But wouldn't it be awesome to see it in American theaters?! Although, it'd probably be harder to read the subs, and I'd prefer dubs over subs cuz subs packs more of an impact and you can feel more emotion, to me.

-I can't believe that it just occurred to me that I can write whatever I wish (as long as it's age appropriate) and it wouldn't matter cuz no one knows who I am in the real world. I can write whatever I want. I just have to hope my parents don't find the files and I don't have to worry about the one person besides my sis who knows who I am anyway. Geez. I'm so slow sometimes.

I Am Taking the Liberty to Begin the "I Hate Danzo Club" (Koharu and Homura, too, if you want)
If there is an "I Hate Karin Club", there should be an I Hate Danzo one, too. (I used to hate her, but after she gave up on Sasuke for good, and was "Done with him", I began to like her more.) Copy the below portion starting at the asterisk (*) [sp?] if you copy this to your profile. Don't fogot to put my name or something that shows I started this; I want credit.

*Started and Created by Epic Otaku Cherry: I HATE DANZO! If you also hate Danzo (and Homura and Koharu, if you want), add your name to this list: Epic Otaku Cherry,

Favorite Musicians (not in order):

Current Obsession:

There For Tomorrow (band)
Paramore (band)
Three Days Grace (band)
Linkin Park (band)
Green Day (band)
Demi Lovato (singer)
Avril Lavigne (singer)
Yellowcard (band)
Evanescence (band)
My Chemical Romance (band)
Kelly Clarkson (singer)
All American Rejects (band)
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (band)
Falling in Reverse (band)
Sleeping With Sirens (band)
Pierce the Veil (band)
Farewell, My Love (band)
Superchick (band)
Katy Perry (singer)
Christina Perri (singer)
Ke$ha (singer)
Lady Gaga (singer)
Flyleaf (band)
Mayday Parade (band)
P!nk (band)

Favorite Anime/Manga (not in order):

-Naruto/Shippuden
-Soul Eater/Not! (manga)
-One Piece
-Angel Beats
-Magico (I love it. Read it. It's a shounen, with cool fights, romance, and magic. What's not to love?)

-Inuyasha (Slowly continuing it from episode 155; which I couldn't get past for some reason)
-Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushi
-Avatar: The Last Airbender (it's technically not a anime but it's a damn good "cartoon")
-Legend of Korra (Sort of a sequel to Avatar. Just new characters and stuff. It's technically not an anime since it has no Japanese production or anything, but it's a good "cartoon")
-Hana to Harinezumi
-Hana-ni-Kedamono
-Shinbunbu no Komatsu-san

-Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth (manga, now an anime, and yes, Rock Lee as in the one from Naruto)
-Maximum Ride (yes, they made a manga from the novels. They're actually pretty accurate)
-Shugo Chara Doki!/Party!/Encore! (manga)/Kids! (manga)
-Zatch Bell! (Just started re-watching it)
-Mew Mew Power/A La Mode (manga) and whatever the name of the manga of Mew Mew Power (aka Tokyo Mew Mew) that Ringo shows up in
-Fruit Basket
-Mermaid Melody Pitchi Pitchi Pitch/Pure
-Kiba (No, not Kiba from Naruto. Something TOTALLY different. And it's pronounced "KIE-BUH")
-Fairy Tail
-One Piece/Green (manga)/ Red (manga)/: Wanted
-Katekyo Hitman Reborn/Hitman Reborn X Generation (the manga continues the anime around chap 286, and there's a chara around 44 that doesn't show up in the anime and does later in the manga, so I'm warning you. Oh, and the manga ended. I think there might be little shorts and the extra stuff like the light novel and Colores! and stuff will probably go on for a while longer, but the manga itself is done.)
-Bobobo-Bo-Bobobo (yes, it exists. I just hope and arranged the bo's right)
-MAR/Omega (manga, basically a continued version, post 6 years (didn't Ginta's father do his thing 6 years before Ginta?) with new characters)
-Law of Ueki/Plus (manga, also a continued version)
-Rave Master
-Gakuen Alice
-Saiyuki Reload
-Kaichou wa Maid-sama

[Etc. Post more later if I'm reviewed to or want to, or whatever]

Favorite Book/Series (first 5 are in order):

-Maximum Ride
-Heroes of Olympus
-Percy Jackson & the Olympians
-Beautiful Series
-Shiver Series
-Hunger Games (I have all 3 books, The Girl Who Was On Fire, The Tribute Guide, and eventually going to buy The Hunger Games Companion! Beat that, peeps! )
-The House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer (if I'm correct there's a sequel that's being written! Whoot! The book can't stop yet! Despite the fact that the first one came out in 2002 and it's 2012 and we still don't know when the sequel's coming out)
-Gallagher Girls
-Flush
-Hoot
-Scat
-Incarceron and Sapphique

Favorite Authors (no order):

-James Patterson (FAVE)
-Rick Riordan (2nd Fave)
-Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl
-Carl Hiasen
-Ally Carter
-Suzanne Collins
-Catherine Fisher

Hobbies:

1. Doing whatever on the computer
2. Watching anime
3. Reading manga
4. Reading fanfics
5. Reading in general
6. Sleeping
7. Spacing out
8. Thinking
9. Listening to music
10. Watching people dance

That's basically all my hobbies; more like the ones I bothered to type up here.

Nicknames for myself on my stories:

1. Cherry
2. Echo

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't think I'd be typing up this crap if I was dead)

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've done this so many times, it saddens me)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a pull door copy and past this into your profile. (So many times, it's pathetic.)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D :P

If you think Sora and Namine is a bad paring, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't think they're really a bad pairing, I'd just rather see Sora with Kairi)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile. (Don't we all?)

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (I've gotten injured doing that.)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (I got injured doing that, too. My nickname at home is the "Pain Queen", [otaku moment, yay! Pain/Pein aka Nagato from Naruto] since I'm always hurting myself. Unintentionally, despite what my dad and sis say. I gave myself a scar!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Isn't it already clear?)

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (He he...)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, Kakashi Forever, Rin Saizuchi, Passionette, Epic Otaku Cherry,

If you have no life, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again, isnt' it already clear?)

If you are one of those few people who actually want to stay a child, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copy-and-pasting things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing or reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's kinda sad really. I even waste sleep doing said actions! And I love sleep! It's probably my fave hobby! Yes hobby!)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (At least let him have a bite, right? I don't really think their stupid.)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm kinda known for that)

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. (My sister actually chipped her tooth when that happened to her)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. (Isn't it sad? :'( )

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this in your profile. (I saw pink bunny clouds. No joke. I mainly just copied and pasted this for fun (and the aformentioned pink bunny fact). I don't really think they're out to get me...Maybe...)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Many times, when I bother speaking with people)

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile. (To be honest, I don't have any Kingdom Hearts Games, I haven't watched it if it was possible, and I only read a few volumes, out of order, kinda cuz I couldn't get my hands on many. But I LOVE Axel.)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. (What was your first clue?)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (It's so sad...)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Kinda embarrassing if someone was with me. PS I'm usually silent when I'm watching a movie on my own, but with others, I just can't seem to keep my mouth shut no matter how hard I try.)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Almost every minute I'm awake or sleeping. It's what I do)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Everyone's talked to themselves at some point, at least once. Don't deny it)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (Unique people are awesome)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. (Or wanting to kill them for any other reason but didn't want the guilt of it or didn't want to be charged for manslaughter or murder)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( In a sense, I guess I could say I am plotting world domination)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (It hardly rains where I live. Annoying but funny fact: when I have an umbrella, it doesn't rain, but when I don't and it's supposed to rain, it does. Been going on for 2 years. It pisses me off.)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It hurts 'cuz I'm good at spelling!)

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. (the older ones or anything but my laptop usually do)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not really. It's their descision. If they didn't do anything to me, especially personally, I shouldn't do anything to them. Just mind your own business people. They're people, too.)

If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't really see why we should persecute people because of something like this. So what, they're different. We're all different. Get over it.)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (haven't even heard of it. So I copied and pasted this.)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (It's my school rep)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. (When reading this I bet you all were thinking, "...WTH..." or "Huh?" of something along those lines)

If you rarely to never take anything seriosly, copy this into your profile. (not rarely to never, but yeah)

If you are a tomboy, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (I try to be, but some people aren't helping. Like..*cough*mom*cough*)

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether or not it is another person or not copy this into your profile. (It's so sad)

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. (I honestly worry for one of them. She's still epic, though)

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile!

If you are really random, copy this into your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly, what really was their first clue, anyway?)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, whitestar091, roxasxnamine4evr Passionette, Epic Otaku Cherry, (not really, but since I'm kinda a loner, I do want to fit it, and have daydreams about being a little popular (like that'll happen), but I'm not obsessive or anything. I learn to deal)

THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Neji, Gaara, Tenten, Sora, Sasuke, Obito, Kakashi, Itachi, Suigetsu...
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? GaaMatsu, NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuSaku, NaruHina, SaIno...
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I dislike yaoi, but can tolerate some. I don't like hentai. I'm 14, damnit!
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I don't own anything to cosplay with. I could possibly only pull of Shino, Karui, the Raikage's assistant, or something like that. Having dark (not really dark) skin has its cons, you know.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: A few posters and the latest Character Data Book (manga only) and like, the first one. It's sad, I need more, like a Gaara or Itachi plushie or something.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No, despite the fact that I love some of them. (in this case, guys, people!! I'm not lesbian. And I like them as CHARACTERS)
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Sorry, I just honestly don't see it happening or any KibaHina-ness, I think of them as having a brother-sister relationship at most. Naruto, wake up. She confessed already. Although I think Naruto was in shock already when she said it so he didn't really pay attention to it. She died when that happened (she's alive now, don't worry), so I can't really blame him. But dude, "Do you know how hard it is for a girl to confess?!" (Sakura) You'd think that trigger something in his memory! Guess not. But then again, during the war, he saved Hinata before anyone else could & I think he had a flash back about the confession & blushed. Regardless, I think he winked at her or something, and I think it was him acknowledging it.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. SasuNaru...No yaoi. Especially if they're straight. Orochimaru's like the only one who might actually be gay. He creeps me out, but he's an excellent villain. I only wish Sasuke would learn to return her feelings. He used to care about her, but like a friend. Not romantically. I wish, though.
9. Which team(s) is your favorite? Gai, Baki (Sand Sibs) plus Matsuri, and of course KAKASHI/YAMATO (including Sora, Sasuke and Sai).
10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? At first I didn't, cuz Obito wouldn't do that consciously, and he wasn't alive or was too young at some points that Obito was seen, such as with the Ame Orphans at the beginning of the Akatsuki. Now I get why he did what he did and how he became "Tobi". So I was still partially right- there was a good reason and it affected him so great, it changed who he was.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? What theory?It's true. I knew that in Naruto Part I. It's painfully obvious. I thought it was one of those things everyone knew (the viewers) but didn't say yet. I didn't know they hadn't actually called him his father until the Naruto vs. Pain/Pein/Nagato fight. It's not a theory. Don't believe me, look it up, ask around. (Try Narutopedia)
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!!! (Hidan, Yahiko, Konan, Nagato...Sasuke if I counted him in my Akatsuki lists...)
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro. I'll always love Sasuke. Even if he's acting like the complete definitions of bastard, ass, and other not-so-nice words. No matter how much he's creeping me out, or how damn insane he is. At least his sanity is back.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Pretty much. Maybe minus like, very few Part I episodes, maybe, and the latest Shippuden episode(s). I went to the manga and am currently waiting for the next chapter to come out, while watching some anime eps here and there.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No. Mostly the latest. Some earlier ones. I usually follow animes before their mangas. But thanks to the anime, and Narutopedia (THANK YOU SO MUCH) and some other stuff, I know what happened. And the fact that the anime's really accurate to the manga, minus those DAMNED filler arcs and some fights that were extended in the anime. (like Hinata vs. Pein/Pain/Nagato. That "fight" does her so little justice that I can hardly call that a fight. It's like 2 pages long!!)
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I thought it was obvious. Or it's just the way he is.
17. Sub or dub? Sub, I guess; it sounds better. Also, it backs more of an...impact. It's more emotional to me that way. And awesomer. But, if I can, I always watch dub first for an anime if it has a dub, unless it's absolutely terrible. Then I go to sub. Then the manga or read it before, after or at the same time as the anime.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro. Even though Sakura kinda ticked me off sometimes in Part I, I always liked her. And I feel sorry for her; pretty much any chance she has to prove herself, she's cut off. Either knocked out, has to leave for some reason, or SOMETHING. OR, she's always healing, not fighting. If she is, most of the time, it's short. She doesn't have many long fight scenes. Much less when it's 1 vs 1. (Has she ever had a long 1 vs. 1 fight except for the movies, Sasori, and Ino?) A little support wouldn't hurt, Kishimoto. Seriously- people would like her more if she got more character development!
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? The non-evil persona: HILARIOUS. I LOVE his non-evil persona ("Good Boy").
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? You can read, can't you? Go up to earlier responses.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Neither. Although I'll have to lean toward the former during that time in the where Naruto is heading to Cloud on the damned boat. His slicked back hair and six pack (Minus the pink speedo with yellow flowers, if I'm correct. Never wear that again, Gai) make him look pretty decent. Almost good.
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Amaru (is a girl), Sasame (girl), Sora (boy), Neji (boy)...
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome, but also weird, but in a good way. Can't help but love him. Especially in Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth.(HILARIOUS manga. I lost so much faith in Neji. But oh well, he had to have snapped sometime, he can't stay sane forever. Wonder if Tenten will snap?)
24. Which character would be best OOC? NEJI (he's pretty OOC in the Rock Lee manga). Hinata. Shino. Sasuke. Naruto.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? DUH! SHANNARO! (Hellz yeah)
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Again, DUH!! I'm regularly-ish posting DoOver. Does everyone hate A Couple Moments, or something? I thought it was my best?
27. Do you like lemons? No comment.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? They couldn't care less about anime or manga. They think that's what made me go schitzo and hallucinate. They don't even know what it is.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? NO FLIPPIN' DUH!! That's like a requirement for hardcore Naruto fans!!
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? A few.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Sis, my friend Emily; (I only put her name cuz it's so common) she oddly enough she started Naruto for the first time.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No. I suck at drawing.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? I'm more careful than that.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not really, just an small change. But then again, my GPA rose almost .4 since I got myself re-hooked on Naruto, aka summer, 2011. So maybe it's better for me. ;P
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. I'm usually broke to begin with. But when I'm not, I save it. Besides, where am I going to get Naruto merchandise?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ...Are you serious? No freaking comment.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? HELL NO! Whoever came up with that was a lying bastard! I didn't believe that "theory" for a second! The 4th had his body sealed with that Demon Seal that the 3rd used against Orochimaru.
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? Like I said before, I suck at drawing.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? I think he's sexy enough on his own.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Not really an official one, it's mostly just in my head.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? SHANNARO! (Hell yeah!!)

LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Neji.
2. Tenten.
3. Gaara.
4. Sasuke.
5. Hinata.
6. Temari.
7. Sora.
8. Kakashi.
9. Suigetsu.
10. Jugo.
Then answer the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Neji)
Ask what he's doing there. I like my sleep more than Shikamaru and Neji wouldn't do that without a reason.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Gaara)
Ask what he wants, too. He must have a reason, and ask why he couldn't wait until I was done.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Sasuke/Suigetsu)
Please tell me it's just a fatass lie or I'm just hallucinating and being schizo again. If not, I'll go "HELLLLLL F*KING NO!! I don't use that word, but the occasion calls for it. I'd also give Kishimoto and whoever thought of it a piece of my mind.
Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Hinata)
I bet she's awesome at cooking. Maybe she'll make cinnamon buns (her fave) for desert! And give me one!
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Temari)
Hi. Are you hanging out so much with Shikamaru that you'd sleep just about anywhere, now?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Sora)
Sora, I love you, and it's awesome that you're apparently part of my family, but how?! I'm a family of black (mostly Christian) Kenyans!! Not Japanese (Buddhist and possibly Hindu) monks!!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Kakashi)
Sneak into his room and snap a few pics of his mask-less face. Then wake him up and ask him what he did this time. And maybe if it's okay if I show the pics to anyone. I'm nice that way. Or what my friends call, goody-goody.
Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Suigetsu)
You can be a jerk, but I know you're better than that. Plus, I don't think you're in any position to be doing so. *Cough*
Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Jugo)
Please don't ignore me!! I'm nice! And I love you!!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Neji)
On the note that I was friends with him, I hope he'd help.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Tenten)
Get me to some help and teach me about her weapons while in the hospital. Because we all know no one likes being in the hospital. And it's no surprise I broke something. Looks like my yearly hospital visit is taken care of.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Gaara)
A plushie of him, merchandise of him, GaaMatsu stories and stuff. Oh, and a lot of Manga with him and the rest Sand Sibs and Matsuri. Money...a PS3...Barnes & Nobles Gift Cards...Naruto video games...
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Sasuke)
Send the fire to another dimension with his Mangekyo Sharingan and save me. Again, if we were on good enough terms.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Hinata)
Comfort me, duh.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: (Jugo/Neji)
(1: I'd desperately hope I'm dreaming. I love Jugo, but I don't want to marry him. (2: Wouldn't that count as pedophilia; him being 18 and me 13? (3: Is it legal to marry at 13? (4: I think Neji would just desperately hope it's a side effect of using the Byakugan so much and wonder what the world was coming to. Or just not care. They don't even know who the other is yet.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Sora)
Sora: You can always prove that you're better than him.
Me: Thanks, Sora! Of course you'd know something about proving you're better than anyone!
Sora: Oh, how? (seeming slightly angered)
Me: No reason! (fake a smile and hope he'd buy it or just let it go)
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Suigetsu)
Sui: Mind if I help you train and prepare for it? Sasuke's boring, Jugo's with the birds in the forest, and Karin is with Ibiki for interrogation. In other words, I'm bored.
Me: Not at all! Thanks, Suigetsu! I have some cold water for you when we start!
Sui: I'm liking this decision already! Whoo! Water!(This'll probably never happen, Suigetsu's not this nice)
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Jugo)
Probably wonder if I was okay in the head. Or if I'm just having another laughing fit. (yeah, I get those. They were more frequent 3 years ago, in 5th grade) Then go talk to some animals.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Neji)
He's smart, strong, has a personality and morale change, has Tenten as a possible lover, on a team of freaks worse than him (minus Tenten), are one the sanest Naruto characters, totally lovable, good looking, awesome voice, and just simply epic. Along with the fact that the meaning of his name isn't something you'd think it'd be (screw).
Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. (Tenten/Suigetsu)
What the FREAKING F*K, (pardon language, situation calls for it) TENTEN?! You don't even know him, yet!!! What about Neji!? NOOOOOOOO!!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? (Gaara)
(1: What about MATSURI?! (2: His parents are dead. If his father was resurrected again, I think we'd get along. And I adore his mother, so I guess we'd get along, too. (3: I love you Gaara, but hell no.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Sasuke/Suigetsu)
Means whoever came up with that couple was right, Sasuke and Suigetsu are gay, and we've been trapped in Tobi's Eye of the Moon Genjutsu plan since the beginning of the Role Play thing and that somehow succeeded Madara succeeded in his goal without anyone knowing.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Hinata/Temari)
Over my (along with milllions' of others) dead body. Kishimoto's, too, if I have anything to say about it.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Temari)
Despite her title of "Cruelest Kunoichi", that's just...horrible. I'd try to set her straight. Especially if she broke Shika's heart.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Sora)
Thinking he's probably wondering: 1) when my hair got long enough to have my FIRST haircut. 2) how many styles I can have with this mop of fluff people and I call my hair. 3) why he sounds like a girl. 4) Thankful for his awesome hair.
Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Kakashi)
Dude, get a grip. Date Anko or even Hanare, I hope you like her (I also tolerate KakashixShizune). Rin and Obito will want you to live a happy life, along with the rest of your fans. You already died once, don't do it again without at least having a love life, man.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? (Suigetsu)
1: Suigetsu, you're always free to confront me. 2: What about Karin? She's been over Sasuke since he almost killed her. 3: It's just the genjutsu talking. If we round up the others, we can kick "Tobi"'s ass and seal the 10-tails away again and be in the "normal" Naruto world. 4: Sorry, I can't return your genjutsu-induced feelings. I'd love to be close friends, though.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Jugo/Neji)
1: We seriously need to get rid of the genjutsu!! Or is it the hallucinations talking this time!? 2: EWWW, NEJIXJUUGO!! 3: How could you do this to your fans and Tenten, Neji?! How could you do this to us, Jugo?! 5: TOBI!!! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!!!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Gaara/Sasuke)
They're probably talking about what was happening to Sasuke, and more intel on Madara. Or glaring at each other. I hope they're not fighting, again. Or worse; trying to kill each other.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Neji/Temari)
Not even in the genjutsu.
Would 2 trust 5? (Tenten/Hinata)
Definately. If Neji trusts them both, why can't they trust each other?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Sasuke/Jugo)
Jugo: Do you need something, Sasuke?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Hinata/Neji)
Grooming, Physical Education (?), Anatomy...something like Math, Literature, Science,and History?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Temari/Gaara)
Cookies, maybe.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Sora/Suigetsu)
An entertainment show called "Over-Confidence and Comedy Central! Naruto-verse Version!" (If there is such a thing, I don't own it)
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Kakashi/Hinata)
With a haircut like his, despite the fact that it's natural, his copying skillz, his kick-ass skillz in general, I think he'd do a good job. He has practice with Raikiri! (Meaning: Lightning Cutter. It was a really bad pun, sorry.)
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Suigetsu/Temari)
If it's Shika.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Jugo/Suigetsu)
Do I want to know? I just hope that it's nothing that bad, seeing as how innocent-ish Jugo is. Not so much Sui. Don't taint Jugo's mind, Sui.
1 accidentally kicked 10? (Neji/Jugo)
Pray he just doesn't lose control for some reason.
2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? (Tenten/Suigetsu)
Neji'll definately beat the shit out him. I just hope that Suigetsu didn't say anything flirty to her when he realized it wasn't for him, but Neji, like playful flirting, or infront of Neji.
5 and 6 did a workout together? (Hinata/Temari)
Maybe to toughen Hinata up? Or just as friends thing or something?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Temari)
You're always welcome, Temari!
7 won the lottery? (Sora)
Lucky! Mind sharing some of that with me?
8 had quite a big secret? (Kakashi)
What his face REALLY looks like? He and Rin kissed before she died and were ashamed because of their loyalty to Obito? He knows how Rin died but won't tell anyone?
9 became a singer? (Suigetsu)
Well. That's new. Me thinking: Has to be the genjutsu. He might not be a bad singer, but of all things a SINGER!? How come he can do it, and I can't! I know, I'll get him to help me be a singer to! YOSH! Weird event just turned into my advantage!
10 got a daughter? (Jugo)
Who could the mother possibly be?! O.o Is she adopted? She's obviously got to be adorable!
What would 1 think of 2? (Neji/Tenten)
Good friend and teammate. However, I would hope for this: ( Can you feel the love tonight...) Nejiten FTW!!
How would 3 greet 4?(Gaara/Sasuke)
"Uchiha". Or "Sasuke-san".
What would 4 envy about 5? (Sasuke/Hinata)
This is just me hoping here: Sakura's favor? (Not in a lesbian way. A friendly way.) And the fact that she also has Naruto's favor in a way. (AND NO YAOI!) Her more obviously blue hair? Nothing, really.
What dream would 5 have about 6? (Hinata/Temari)
They, and their friends, spent the day together, hanging out? Hinata's innocent and why the hell would she dream about her, anyway?
What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Temari/Sora)
They both had a close association with a Tailed Beast? (Temari>Shukaku through Gaara and her father. Sora>his 9-Tails Chakra.) Their cockiness? (Sorta) They both wore a robe or kimono?
What would make 7 angry at 8? (Sora/Kakashi)
Forgetting he was once part of his team? And in a sense will always be?
Where would 8 meet 9? (Kakashi/Suigetsu)
A confrontation between the entire Team Taka and ALL of Team Kakashi?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Suigetsu/Jugo)
"Kimimaro must have been a total idiot to be the brother figure of a monster/freak like you" ?
What would make 10 scared of 1? (Jugo/Neji)
I dunno. His cold demeanor?
Is 3 Gay? (Gaara)
NO F*KING WAY!! (Situation calls for the language. Sorry.) Over millions of Naruto Characters', Gaara, Matsuri's, Temari's, Kankuro's, Kishimoto's, Gaara fans', and my own dead body!!
How do you feel right now?
Pissed of from the last question.
Well this just wasted 10 minutes of your life...
More like hours you lying dumbass. (all the time I spent changing replies or something)

I didn’t…

I didn’t let her go so you could hurt her.
I didn’t let her go so you could play with her.
I didn’t let her go so you could fool with her.

I let her go because she asked me to.

I didn’t give her to you so you could make her cry.
I didn’t give her to you so you could make her suffer.
I didn’t give her to you so you could make her bleed.

I gave her to you because you wanted her.

(I'd appreciate it if it was passed on. I don't know how this feels personally but I understand the pain from this poem.

Off-handed, but when ever I read this, I hear Naruto saying this to Sasuke about Sakura. That is, if Sasuke would have wanted Sakura but hurt her, and Naruto gave up on her)

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:

Naruto will stop saying "Believe it!"/"Dattebayo!". (Riiiight.)
Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto. (I don't even want her to stop. I just want her to stop fainting and Naruto to get over Sakura, and remember that Hinata told him she loved him.)
Ino will stop being a bitch. (She used to be bitchy, but now she isn't)
Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake. (Whatever floats your boat)
Kakashi will tell everyone about his life. (I hope. But what don't I know, really? I mostly want to know how Rin died and the reason Kishi-dono won't let us know anything about Minato's team when Minato was a genin. We don't even know if they're dead or alive or their names. I know they basically unimportant, but seriously?)
Orochimaru will stop being gay. (Keep dreaming. Dead or alive, residing in Kabuto's body or not, he'll always be gay in fanon. Now offense to gays. I'm not a homophobe.)
Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore. (Not even now, despite the fact that they shared Kabuto's body for a small period of time. Am I the only one that believes Kabuto/Orochimaru's cloak is really just an elongated, red version of Medusa's from Soul Eater?)
Sasuke will come back to Sakura. (I really hopes so, at least come to Konoha, if (when) not for Sakura. And that he develops feelings for her. Oh, well. A Narutard can hope)
Karin and Sasuke will get together. (HA! She hates him now! And he never liked her like that!)
Karin will stop being a bitch. (She did! I hated her too, until she said, and I quote, "I'm done with you" about Sasuke. She's totally over him and hates him!! Why does no one remember that!?!?)
Suigetsu will give up water forever. (And Juugo will become a complete jackass worse than Madara and also the least popular character in Naruto history. Yeah, no. I don't doubt that he'll die if he gives it up)
Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again. (He's dead. He was revived. You could say that he and Sasuke are brothers again, now. It's cute)
Kisame will admit he's a homosexual. (He's not!! Where did that idea come from?!?! The fact that he's Itachi's partner?)
Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay. (Sure. And the cute, little fluffy, neglected bunnies in Naruto will rule the Naruto world. Get real, people.)
Deidara will admit he's really a woman. (We all know he's a guy. We just like to poke fun at him whenever we can.)
Sasori and Sakura will get together. (Next you'll be telling me that Hidan doesn't have "problems", as much as I love him.)
Gaara will have kids. (I hope. That'd be SO, effin' adorable!!! Little Gaara's everywhere. [Hopefully the mom's Matsuri. *wink wink] In my book, Gaara has first place for cutest male as a child. Hinata has female's and overall first place.)
Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson. (It's obvious how this was born. But Orochimaru can never be the "King of Pop". He's not good enough in that aspect. Despite the fact the he had a lot of authourity in Sound. [See where I got that? Sound? Music? King of Pop? This is my sad attempt at a pun.])
Tobi is in his right state of mind. (Actually, he is. It's just...complicated. As much as I hate to say this, that was a BRILLIANT set-up, Madara. You got just what you wanted.)
Sasuke will stop being such an asshole. (He just needs to be snapped out of his darkness and insanity fit. In his own way, Sasuke will always be an asshole in some way, shape or form)
Asuma will stop smoking. (Not even after he died. He smoked when he died. His spirit smoked. When he was revived, he smoked. It's hopeless. Now Shika's doing it, too. Although it's more of an on and off sort or thing.)
Tsunade will give up gambling. (You keep thinking that. The only gamble(s) she won were the ones she didn't bet money on: Naruto living with her necklace [it broke, so... ] and Jiraiya dying on his mission for info on the Akatsuki)
And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together. (Technically, can't the Akatsuki be considered eradicated? Karin would've died at the hands of Sasuke if it weren't for Sakura, I wish he'd fall for Sakura and admit it and mean it, and I wish Kakashi and Anko will get together since Hanare was in the anime only for a filler, if he's to get together with anyone. But seeing Kishi-dono's way of doing things, I doubt it)

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Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me (I'm practically deathly afraid of them, too)
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake, of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that "Free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by side (What I'd give for a brother or friend like him)
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights (I'm afraid of them sometimes, too)
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother (I love you, Bianca!)
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others (You're my favorite, Nico!)
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car

Now swear on the River Styx

In loving memory...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing she would die
...Bianca Di Angelo, who sacrificed herself for her friends
...Daedalus, who died so Kronos' army couldn't use the Labyrinth
...Silena Beaureguard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckondorf, who died for a mission success
...Ethan Nakamura, who changed in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan war

Percy Jackson characters in no particular order:

1. Beckendorf
2. Frank
3. Piper
4. Thalia
5. Jason
6. Percy
7. Nico
8. Bianca
9. Grover
10. Annabeth
11.Hazel
12. Reyna

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Percy/Hazel)
No. Hazel and Frank might as well be dating and Annabeth and Percy ARE dating. No way.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Thalia)
I'm not sure how to answer that without sounding lesbian, but I know and believe that she looks totally awesome and pretty.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Reyna/Bianca)
1: They don't even know who the other is. 2: Bianca died before they even met. 3: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 4: I don't like yuri either! EW!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Grover)
As the main character, no. Supporting, yes.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Frank/Percy)
1: OVER MILLIONS OF PEOPLE'S, RIORDAN'S, RIORDAN'S SON'S, AND MY OWN DEAD BODY!! 2: I HATE incest, and technically, Frank is Percy's the-gods-know-how-many-Greats Grandnephew or something or other. They decided to label him as a brother for short. 3: If you read before this, you'd know I don't like yaoi, either! 4: What about Hazel and Annabeth!?!?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Jason/Grover and Jason/Annabeth)
Neither. 1: No to 5/9 because it's yaoi with a SATYR!! (not meaning descriminate or anything) 2: No to 5/10 because Annabeth has a boyfriend and Jason has to choose. (He should go with Piper, but I don't hate Reyna. I like her)
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? (Nico/Frank/Reyna)
Nico might nearly kill Frank for cheating on his sister and breaking her heart, and then run screaming cuz Frank was making out with Reyna with all people. (No offense to her, I like Reyna). Oh, and he'll probably let Jason know to give up on trying to choose between Reyna and Piper and to just go with Piper.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic (Piper/Annabeth)
The 2 girls work to get their loves' memories back. (If Percy didn't get his back already, that is)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Beck/Bianca)
Better hope not. Besides, Beck has a girlfriend.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort (Nico/Reyna)
The two become friends with each other and others to get over their pain of Nico losing Bianca and his mother and Reyna losing Jason to Piper.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight? (Piper/Bianca)
Piper and Bianca? No way in hell. (Ha! A little unitentional pun there! Hell! Underworld! Bianca!...OK, I'll shut up now)
12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven? (Hazel)
Hazel? Doubt it. She's too new a character.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Frank/Thalia/Jason)
INCEST!!! NO!!! And Frank practically has a girlfriend!! DISGUSTING!
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Bianca)
My Immortal-Evanescence?
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Beck/Percy/Reyna)
WARNING: COMPLETE CRACK!
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Jason)
Months ago?
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12) (Beck/Nico/Grover/Nico/Beck/Hazel/Percy/Jason/Reyna)
Beck and Nico are in in a happy relationship until Grover runs off with Nico. Beck, brokenhearted, has a hot one nigh stand with Hazel and a brief unhappy affair with Percy, then follows the wise advice of Jason and finds true love with Reyna. (WTF!?! o.O)
What title would you give this fic?
I would never, ever write this but Total Crack, Yaoi, and Complete Bullshit.
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument? (Nico/Bianca)
I'd be afraid for their family relationship.
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? (Jason)
Jason? I like him and all but I'm in a black Kenyan family. I'd just hope it was just some insanity from Dionysus.
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? (Bianca/Hazel)
Sisters in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Uh...Did the fact that they are or should be dead, or share the same brother lead them into a mini fit of insanity?
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? (Frank)
He's too nice! I'd be shocked! I like him!
22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? (Grover/Piper)
I'd hope they were ONLY sleeping cuz there wasn't anywhere else since they just friends and Grover is a god and has a girlfriend.
23. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? (Nico/Grover/Thalia)
If they woke me up doing that, I'd ask what the freaking hell they want and why they were singing Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People.

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone. (I have to share it with my sis)
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks. (I don't like hot chocolate or stuff like that, but I had a smoothie at the original one and it was amazing)
You have been called a brat. (If so, I don't remember)
You hate buying things that are on sale (Sale=Less money spent on the same thing. Why would you hate that?)
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (Who hasn't?)
You wear chains. (I REALLY wish I could)
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic. (Shopping with either one or both parents= HELL. Plus Hot Topic is expensive)
You have worn black lipstick. (I only own pink lipstick, I don't even wear make-up. But hell my parents will let me wear black lipstick)
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps. (That's too stereotypical)
You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.
Total : 3

PUNK

You can skateboard. (Skateboards hate me. I couldn't learn)
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I wish I had those highlights, though)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps. (That's too stereotypical)
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 4

GEEK

You love the computer. (Isn't it obvious?)
You like Harry Potter. (I'm not allowed to read it. But I've seen the movies. Thank you, Language Arts class.)
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (when I bother to, otherwise I still pass. It's not that hard. Right now, my grades are all As and 1 B.)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band. (School: 4th grade)
You don't care what you look like. (I'm pretty self conscious)
You have a curfew. (Sorta)
You always do your homework. (Not all the questions, though, sometimes)
You never miss school unless you're sick. (Sick: fever. Once. I don't get fevers. The other time I had to be sent to the EC in the hospital. Those are pretty much the only times I missed school cuz of illness. And I get a little sick all the time for like a day or 2 at a time. Still miserable, though. My parents never let me miss unless it's like hospital bad or fever, even if the school rules say I'm not allowed to come with my condition)
Total : 8

EMO

You cut yourself over depression. (Almost. I'm too sensitive and I don't need to inflict anymore pain on myself. I'm already called the "Pain Queen" at home cuz I hurt myself all the time. It's like my body requires pain and it's provided. Against my will.)
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence. (I'm kinda offended)
You cry easily. (Nope)
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary. (Like a few times with only a few sentences. I don't think that counts.)
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/guys are hot (I don't consider "emo" a stereotype really. It's used too lightly. But yes. For some reason I'm mostly drawn to them. I don't find much of anything in most non-fiction guys I know. "Anime and manga otakus raise their standards too high for any non-fiction guy/girl to reach". Although I don't believe in dating when you're 13 or younger; for the most part, anyway.)
Total : 6

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (...What?)
You swear once in a while or a lot. (hehe...)
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. (I love those.)
You can break dance. (I can't dance to save a life)
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts. (I wish I had some more, I only have a Destiny's Child sweatshirt as a b-day present)
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Your hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys. (I have yet to do so)
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards (I ain't athletic, and have low stamina; excluding the little spurts of energy I get sometimes. No, I don't get high)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment (for the family)
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number. (17 baby, whoo yeah!)
Total : 4

Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (Hellz yeah!)
You love jeans. (Thank you, Levi Strauss!)
Dogs are better than cats. (I still like some cats, generally the big ones like lions and jaguars [go jaguars!!])
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless it's serious or something. Especially in shows and anime and manga. I have a really big heart sometimes.)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (The ones I'm around are...um...nevermind. But when I was younger, I had a lot of guy friends. Guy friends rock!!!)
Shopping is torture. (Mom...dad...horrible. But I went once with a namesake of mine and I liked it)
Sad movies suck. (My parents make me see them a lot, and they're usually about black people going through hard times in America. No offense, I'm black, too and I'm proud. Although I act more like a lighter skinned girl in dark skin, no offense again. The movies are just too depressing sometimes.)
You own/ed an X-Box. (I now own an Xbox, but I haven't even opened it yet.)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Dude, I've wanted to be everything. A doctor the least amount of time - my parents may be nurses but Psychiatry's as close to medicine as I'm getting. I shouldn't have to want to go into medicine just because my parents are nurses.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (What's a Sega? When I was little, my Nanny had an Xbox and my sis, some other kids, and I would always play no it. I have an Xbox.)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (This year's Super Bowl was the 2nd time that I remember making a bet on the winning team and losing it. The 49ers were only 3 points away from tying with the Ravens, though!)
Gory movies are cool. (Anime, mostly)
You go to your dad for advice. (Not often. I usually go to anime; I'm THAT much of an otaku)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I had a lot of hobbies as a kid. I loved collecting things.)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Hellz yeah! As long as I can't freaking see your underwear. You have pants for a reason - wear them. Otherwise, just don't wear any.)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (It is.)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 21. (I hope I counted right)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (Rarely. I did it when I was younger.)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (I don't really have a choice. I also only have like 2 articles of clothing w/ pink on it, that I'm willing to wear.)
Go to your mom for advice. (I must REALLY need that advice or I can't get it anywhere else)
You consider cheerleading a sport. (It IS. I tried it, adding to the fact that I'm not athletic, it was hard. Although, it was against my will)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Like my Hunger Games Mockingjay pin, any necklace I like, and skulls and bones, if I can)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Like...HELL NO! I DON'T wear skirts, not even skorts!!)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (It has to be some mental disorder. I smile when I don't even want to; it's out of my control. I'm not exaggerating [sp?] or joking. I'm serious)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (Like I said before, I'm self conscious)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (I only own some cuz I HAD to wear them some time back, but my mother doesn't give them away. Yet she gives away the stuff I love. Not the skirts and dresses. Well...my sis wears them. So there's why)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (used to go like once a year, even though I love it)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Didn't everyone? Whether it be action figures, dolls, or whatever?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total:9

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
Yeah. I love him almost as much as Fang.
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
I take it that you mean the time he died for good, I almost did and wanted to; it takes a little more than that to make me cry. But I love Ari.
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
Hellz yeah!! I love him!!
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
Ar-ree
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
When I first say it, I did a sort of double-take, but then I was like, "Well. Okay, moving on now", and well, moved on.
6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
I most definitely laughed. He really loves Akira.
7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
I'm not a squealer, but I loved the Faxness in it.
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
Almost. I hate people who can't keep their word, the more sincere the apology/promise it was that they didn't keep, the more pissed I am. I'll even be pissed at Fang.
9. Who is your favorite character?
Max, I guess. But it's really tough. Fang would be a really close second.
10. Do you like Jeb?
At first, no. Later on & by Fang, yes. Although, it's more in Angel that I start to like him better, not so much Fang.
11. Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Nope. I admit I was slightly shocked, but I kinda saw it coming, and Angel said it would happen. Plus, I seen weirder.
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
Hell yes. TWF was the most boring to me, and least fave out of the current 7. I still love it, just not as much as the others.
13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Yeah. More Nudge than Angel cuz Angel was seriously starting to piss me off.
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
Angel.
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
"Born for This" by Paramore. 'We want the airwaves back, we want the airwaves back'. "Let the Flames Begin" & "We Are Broken", by Paramore, too, just not as much as "Born for This". Maybe even "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance, but not nearly as much as the others.
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
It's automatic, but I do that with my fave bands, anime and manga. So yes.
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
I don't really understand the question but I'll go with what I think would be an answer, so Max.
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Hellz yes. Especially Iggy, and Fang. Max and the others would be pretty wicked, including Maya, Dylan, and Fang's new group.
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
It's the most boring, it's slow, and Brigid. She was untrustworthy from the start and I was right.
20. MIGGY or FAX?
FAX!!!! Miggy can't happen, cuz Eggy exists. I honestly don't see Miggy happening. I can see Gazzy with Angel before that, and I'm against incest!

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
I bet 93% of you people that read this won't repost

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. “…had all this, and you left the rest of the districts defenseless…”
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? An empty earing box thing.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Can't remember. Terrible memory.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 12:37.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:19.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My mom's blow dryer.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Coming home from school after taking the last part of the AIMS test (Arizona's Instrument to Measure Standards).
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The project I barely started today that's due tomorrow, first period.
9. What are you wearing? T-shirt and jeans.
10. Did you dream last night? No.
11. When did you last laugh? Maybe today, but I can’t remember.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A calendar, pictures, school certificates (i.e.: honor roll), award certificates in general, papers, the Kenyan flag, a clock that doesn’t work, and a comic strip.
13. Seen anything weird lately? I can’t remember anything today.
14. What do you think of this quiz? Interesting.
15. What is the last film you saw? Madea's Big Family Reunion (or something like that).
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Give some to charity. A PERSONAL laptop, a cellphone that doesn’t piss me off and don’t have to share with my sis so it’s all mine, books, a bookshelf, manga, anime plushies (GAARA, ITACHI), anime CDs or something like that, anime/manga merchandise, my own wardrobe that I can wear whenever I want without someone having to approve of them, other stuff.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I think Male!Blair from the Soul Eater manga, around chapter 72, is the hottest and sexiest male anime/manga character I have ever laid my eyes on? (And I’ve seen a lot of hot and sexy manga/anime bishounen.) That I think humans as a whole are dumbasses? I think Young!Kabuto from Naruto is adorable and that I sorta feel sorry for him?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Put some common sense into the supposed minds of us humans with some compassion and love in it, too. Face it; humans, as a whole, are stupid, cruel, brutal creatures who don’t seem to possess a heart, soul, or brain that they use. Like I said, as a whole.
19. George Bush: What about him? I don’t remember much.
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Dunno. Skyler? Toni? (That could be a girl’s name)
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Dunno. Taylor? Jake? Damien/on? (Love that name.) Darien?
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? If I knew Japanese, (read, speak, write it fluently) if I had the money, the time, and the convenience, then most definitely would I live in Japan.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down I'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: no.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: no
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: no
Girl: Choose: me or your life.
Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Best friends are one mind in two bodies.

Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.

One day you prince will come. Mine? Oh he got lost on his way here, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I wish having a boyfriend was like volleyball, you call 'MINE!' and everyone else backs away.

I hate two faced people. It's harder to figure out with face to punch first.

Got this from StayCalmx1314 & AnimeLoverHaruka

My comments are not bolded. mysterywriter2418 & AnimeLoverHaruka

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) (I wonder why??!!)
On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) (...Hmm...)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??) (on the other person's comment: I agree)
On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) (So we don't have to? I though they were called frozen dinners *Sarcastic*)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?) (If that was the case, why'd you put this warning on the BOTTOM!!!)
On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought??...) (Noooo...I thought I would freeze to death 'cuz it was so cold. *SARCASM!!!*)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) (Why wasn't I told this before!!!???)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) (Okay. So children drive cars and operate machinery on a daily basis?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?) (Give the man/woman a prize!)
On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?) (On the other person's comment: I totally agree)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)(Was there some other super-top-secret use that we're not supposed to know about?)
On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)(What?! I had no idea! *SARCASM*)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?) (Next Steps: Chew,swallow, digest.)
(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Mommy, Daddy, you LIED!!!)
On a motorized scooter box: Warning: This vehicle moves. (I think it's called a MOTORIZED SCOOTER for a reason. No shit, Sherlock.)
Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands." (Ok, raise your hand if you've tried this.) (What?! What else would I use to stop it with! *SARCASTIC* Another response: Don't worry; I used my feet this time. I already used my hands last time.)
Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (NO dip) (Don't tell people that! My children are now unusually skilled kitchen-knife wielding ninjas!)
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?) (Perfect for my nightlight!)
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) (Whoops. That explains how I ended up in heaven all of a sudden.)
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Really?) (Great! That's the last time I try cleaning it!)
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!) (Alright. I don't know what to say to this except what the other person said, so... "Le gasp!")
Dog food-"new and improved tasting", (who tests it?) (What exactly makes it new and improved?)
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yummy...) (I was wondering what made my mouth blue and green.)
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."-(Beverages WOOO!!) (Uh-oh...)
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?) (And it's not safe to use around what exactly?)

Real life questions that have been asked in court:

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

If you like this or think this funny or whatever copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile (more like was, I like the older episodes and movies better)

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. (They don't even know or care what anime/manga is. They just think it drove me schizo.(-phrenia)

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile (THANK YOU!!!!!! I beg you; someone show me a law that says that boys and girls can't just be friends!!!!!!)

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Love this. It's hilarious! I should so use those in stories...

I am the girl...

that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, SeaweedGirl1, AnimeLoverHaruka, Epic Otaku Cherry,

What a boyfriend should do- (It's really cute!!)

When she walks away from you mad- Follow her
When she stares at your mouth- Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you- Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she’s quiet- Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you- Give her your attention
When she pulls away- Pull her back
When you see her at her worst- Tell her she’s beautiful
When you see her start crying- Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she’s scared- Protect her
When she lays her head on her shoulder- Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time- Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you- She really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you- Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret- Keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes- Don’t look away until she does
When she misses you- She’s hurting inside

Quotes:

"You don't have to forgive me...No matter what you decide to do from now on...I will always love you."-Itachi Uchiha to Sasuke Uchiha, chapter 590. Itachi's the best big bro ever. Who else agrees? I wanted to cry when I read this in the chapter.

"'Why are we so oblivious to our own love?' 'Maybe it's just nature's way of laughing at our stupidity.'" - This is like if it's requited or not, or whether or not we love someone. This was my twin sis and I. No, we haven't actually fallen in love ourselves, but this is more of an observation of history, fantasy, and the like. Everything.

"A woman should not attack another woman's unhealed wounds. That is taboo."-Yuzu, from the manga Bitter Virgin. It's a mature manga about a guy who fell in love with a girl who had been abused raped and impregnated twice by her step-father. That's why it's mature. I don't think there's any actual sex in it besides her memories of rape, if that counts. It's good though.

"Someone show me a law that says guys and girls can't just be friends. [Seriously.]"- me. I'm a 100% serious, people.

"It's troublesome, but when I do things I do them properly." - Shikamaru Nara, from Naruto. This is what I do (or try to), before I even knew Shikamaru said it.

"I am not afraid to keep on livin', I am not afraid to walk this world alone."- "Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance. Please pass this on. (I am an honorary Killjoy and Parader of the MCRmy!)

"The saddest people smile the brightest." - no idea, but I love this quote.

"It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."- Murphy's Laws. (did you notice how true that is?)

"Sometimes, it's okay to be selfish."- no idea.

"Ignore him. Stupidity is contagious." - Gray Fullbuster, Fairy Tail, to Juvia about Lyon/Leon. I died when I read that part in the manga.

"Apparently being alive is not enough for the government that someone has gotten it very wrong." - Brian Williams, NBC News anchor, about Jerry Miller, a veteran declared dead 4 times by the Department of Veteran Affairs for God-knows-why. No, he hasn't been in a life-or-death event, so that can't be it. This started in 2010 (it's 2012, now). 4 times? This has to be deliberate, by now. It's just too ridiculous for such a huge government department.

"There's every type of person." - Me.

"Everyone is _. Just some more obviously than others." - Me, and here's an example of what I mean by this: "Everyone is idiotic, just some more obvious than others."

"It's not that if you become Hokage everyone will acknowledge you, it is the ones who are acknowledged that can become Hokage."- Itachi Uchiha. You are amazing Itachi-nii.

"If you don't respect history, you're doomed to repeat it."-I have no idea. (I first heard that from Robin, from One Piece years ago. It applies everywhere. Like in Sasuke, Madara, Danzo, and any other crazy anime/manga psychos. Not that I don't love Sasuke. I always will. At least it seems that his sanity is back in the latest chapters.)

"Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth." -Henry David Thoreau. (THANK YOU)

"We read books to find out who we are. What other people, real or imaginary, do and think and feel is an essential guide to our own understanding of what we ourselves are and may become." -Ursula LeGuin. (Sai [Naruto, much?)

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." -Eleanor Roosevelt.

"Life is the Song, Love is the Lyrics."

"One day I found myself smiling for no reason, then I realize I was thinkin' of you."

"What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

"The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart."

"For anyone of us our forever could end in an hour, or a hundred years from now. You never know for sure so you better make every second count."

"Apologies come in all shapes and sizes. You can give diamonds, candy, a flower, or just your deepest heartfelt sentiment. Never before, though, had I gotten a pencil that smelled like syrup. But I had to admit, it worked."

"Smile, Beautiful, the sun shines just for you."

"You should be a pessimist- you're either right or pleasantly surprised."-Anonymous. Don't follow this folks-I just like the quote. People should be optimistic, I don't want to seem like a bad role model or anything. We also already have enough pessimists in this jacked up world. Like myself.