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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Resident Evil. HELLO PERVS AND BIGGER PERVS! Im Sami,...that all you need to know X3 If you like what I write, then let me know. Im happy to know I was the one to cause your bed sheets to get sticky! HAHAHA!! Oh, one more thing, if my Love's a mystery story seems familar, than, it is. This was my old story from Quizilla, and over there, I was womenizer563, I am also womenizer563 on deviantart too. So just to let you know, BEWARE! Here's more info on me: Age: 20 Birthday: Sep 10 Likes: Porn and muffins. Dislike: Teletubbies. Bio. I'm one sexy bitch :3 and loves nerdy Asian guys. What can I say, asians are hot! | |||||||
1. The Green Beast and The Black dragon » reviewsYumi Hide has return from a ten year mission. Coming back home isn't always so easy after so long, even for a ninja. Who better help her ease back in other than the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha? What could possible go wrong, besides everything? Gai&OCNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-1-12 - Published: 8-5-11 - Gai M.2. When Random sexiness attacks at Whammy House » reviewsSunlight and Midnight are going to whammys. May God have mercy on the boys. I don't own Death Note or Midnight. I only own Sunlight and this orgasmic story. X3 READ OR I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFIN! One more thing, YOAI IS CUMING!Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-19-12 - Published: 4-11-123. Love's a Mystery » reviewsHide Yagami, Light's adoptive sister, find's that her tragic past to help L find Kira is far more than what everyone would have exspected. Will she betray her beloved brother or will she do anything to help the man that save her life from before? L and OCDeath Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-31-12 - Published: 8-18-11 - L4. Wish Granted Fixed » reviewsBe careful what you wish for, for Samantha Cross will soon find out. Funny, sexy, Read it or death by monkeys! Just to let you know for the people who read my previous story, I fixed it. Now yenz can stop popping ad-vile. Whoo Hoo for good grammar!Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-8-12 - Published: 2-28-12 - A. Wesker5. Unwanted Company Fixed reviewsWhat if Iruka kicks Kakashi out? What if Kakashi asked Gai for help but wants more than what Gai's will to give? And how the hell is poor Neji involved? Read and find out. READ I SAY OR I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A TROUT!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-12 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U.