I'm Demigod536! Obviously, my names on top of the screen. :)

Here's a few basic things about me:

1. I love to read.
2. I love FanFiction.
3. I like listening to music.
4. I laugh all the time.
5. I love going to school
6. I'm a nerd and proooud of it! :)

My Favorite Books:

Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), Percy Jackson and The Olympians (Rick Riordan), The Kane Chronicles (Rick Riordan), The Heroes of Olypmus (Rick Riordan), Twilight Saga (Stephanie Meyer),

The Hunger Games Trilogy (Suzanne Collins), Sisters Grimm Series (Michael Buckley), The Secret Series (Pseudonymous Bosch), Inkheart Trilogy (Cornella Funke), The Host (Stephanie Meyer)

Nancy Drew Books (Carolyn Keene), The Last Apprentice Series (Joseph Delaney), The Ranger's Apprentice (John Flannagan), The Passage (Justin Cronin), Beastly (Alex Finn),

Out Of Captivity (Marc Gonsalves, Tom Howes, Keith Stansell, Gary Prozek), Children of the Lamp Series (P.B. Kerr), The Immortals Series (Alyson Noel), Nightshade Series(Andrea Cremer)

The Mortal Instruments (Cassandra Clare), Kissed By An Angel Series (Elizabeth Chandler) Cirque du Freak Series (Darren Shan), The Caster Chronicles (Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl),

Haven & Mirage (Kristi Cook), Romeo and Juliet (William Shakesphere), A Midnight Summer's Dream (William Shakesphere), Wolves of Mercy Falls Series (Maggie Stiefvater)

The Last Vampire Series [Book 1: Thirst] (Christopher Pike), Dark Secrets Series (Elizabeth Chandler), Nevermore Series (Kelly Creagh), Paranormalcy Trilogy (Kiersten White),

House of Night Series (P.C. & Kristin Cast).

My Favorite Movies:

Horror Movies (Nothing stupid-cough,cough, LEPRECHAUN!)

Harry Potter 1-7

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Hunger Games

Favorite Sports:

Soccer

Football

Baseball / Softball

Cheerleading

Favorite Music:

Eminem {Best rapper ever, and the only thing I constantly listen to. :)

Bruno Mars

Katy Perry

Black Eyed Peas

Nickelback

Daughtry

The Script

OneRepublic

Nicki Minaj

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you

But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

You Don't Need A Guy To Be Happy!

If someone's mean to you...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours
Belong in a zoo

Don't worry
I'll be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you

A list of why Harry Potter's better than Twilight:

1. Jacob Black is a lame copy of Sirius Black. Proof: They both have motorcycles, they have the same last name, they can both turn into canine creatures.

2. Bella Swan is a Mary Sue, and Edward Cullen is a Gary Stu. There are no Mary Sues or Gary Stus in Harry Potter

3. Sparkly vampires are just sad and pathetic.

4. None of the Harry Potter characters stare at peole while they sleep.

5. A Twilight vampire may have special powers, but they can only have one each. Wizards can have all of the abilities vampires have, like: Legilimency, Occlumency, Divination, and more: Metamorphmagus, Parseltongue, Animagus, etc.

6. For the Twilight series, five minutes after you meet someone, you are so in love with them that you can't live without them. Harry Potter characters do fall in love, but in much more realistic ways. And they don't lie around obsessing over it, they have more important things on their minds.

7. Voldemort is way cooler than the Volturi. (Who, for those of you who don't know, are a group of really old vamps who prevent other vamps from telling humans about their existence. No vampire would ever do this anyway, so the Volturi are useless)

8. The Twilight books have no humor.

9. Twilight only has sequels because Stephanie Meyer realized how popular it was. J.K. Rowling had always planned to write a series, even if it wasn't popular.

10. Did anyone offer to make Twilight a musical? No? Didn't think so.

11. No one dies in Twilight, except for a few people they didn't know. Every good series includes a death that has a great impact on the main character. Several beloved characters died in Harry Potter, and this helped the plot to develop.

12. Twilight does not include any exciting villains. Harry Potter has many.

13. Twilight is sexist. Bella's ideas never work, she cannot do anything for herself and is constantly being saved by men. Now think of the girls in Harry Potter. Are Hermione, Ginny, and Luna constantly playing clueless damsels in distress? No.

14. None of the characters in Harry Potter needs to be unnaturally attractive in order to be loved by their significant other. But do you think Bella would have looked twice at Edward if he was ugly?

15. Harry Potter has all kinds of fans: old, young, male, female, etc. But Twlight's only fans are preteen and teenage girls, and a few middle-aged women. And many members of these groups don't even like Twilight.

16. The Twilight movies have bad special effects.

I still like the Twiligh Saga though. Harry Potter's just better. :)

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Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever had a crush on a character in a book.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you're obsessed with: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Sisters Grimm, or all three. :)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you find utter silence hilarious.

Copy and paste this to your profile if curse words make you laugh.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you've read my profile.

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Copy and paste whatever you have done from this list: (I've done it all. Not. A. Word.)

Push doors that clearly say PULL

Laugh harder when you try to explain why you're laughing

Walk into a room and forget why you were there

Count on your fingers to add something in math class

Try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave

Say "It's a long story" when it's really not.

Watch 1 propeller go round and round on a fan

Say the ABCs in your head to see what letter comes next

Have a mini spazz attack when you're dreaming that you're falling

I seriously LOVE Ethan Wate from the Caster Chronicles :)

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

The Kane Chronicle Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song.

This pledge was written by Chick With Brains

HARRY POTTER OATH!!

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the Death Eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes, I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him byjumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of Jury duty

I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I don't want to rain on your parade, I just want to blow up all the floats!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a whatever look on your face.

My Stories:

101 Grimm/Goodfellow One Shots- ON HOLD- will be updated when A New War is finished. ( I NEED TOPICS PEOPLE!!!!) PM OR REVIEW!!!

Deathly Sick- MAJORLY EDITED AND ON HOLD

Sabrina the Half-Blood Stuff- I might finish it after all the others.

PJO Truth or Dare- Continuing later

A New War- In progress :)

Thanks for visiting my profile!

I'm not the best like some other authors I've seen, but I'm trying.

BIG shout out to My Beta, Curlscat! She's awesome, read her stories! :)