| The Great Chicken Miasma |
Author has written 23 stories for Pokemon, Mario, Luigi's Mansion, Kirby, and Super Smash Brothers. Oddly Interesting Quote of the Moment: "Hey, who's your fav character in "SSBB"?" Guy at Gamestop "Lucas. He rocks. He'll rule the world one day, I know it." C. Miasma "You're kidding, right? Lucas is gay as hell." Guy at Gamestop "Well, yeah, maybe he is... but... whoever said straight people were so good?" C. Miasma Chicken Miasma Productions Welcomes You! Welcome to the Chicken Miasma Productions' Headquarters. We here at this facility hope you enjoy your stay and the things you see here today. Unfortunately, to avoid foolish contact with Team Aqua/Magma/Rocket/Galactic, or the Evil People From Nintendo, we can only tell you about this company's founder, the Great Chicken Miasma herself. Here is her personal profile, the only thing of Chicken Miasma Productions that can be released into publicity without fear of stolen ideas or duplication. Watch out for vile language and flying hamsters. Profile Name: Courtney Age: 19 Birthday: June 20, 1989 (Celebrate it, blast you!) Gender: Female AIM: UmbreonEclipse Location: Fayetteville, NC Occupation: Video games, Mario, Pokemon, Kirby, cartoons, Japanese stuff, burning CDs, drawing, writing stories, procastinating A.K.A.: Aquamarine Suicune, SkyBound Latias, LuigiWithCheese, Dimentio's Shayde Apprentice, other variations of Chicken Miasma Likes Food: Pizza (But NO pepperoni! Yuck!) Anime: Pokemon, Kirby, Tenchi Muyo, Case Closed, Mon Colle Knights, Tokyo Pig, FLCL, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Viewtiful Joe, Super Milk Chan Show: N/A (I only watch cartoons) Movie: "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", "DragonHeart", "Shrek 2", Pokemon movies 1, 2, 3, and 5. Cartoon: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Freakazoid, Spongebob Squarepants, Cartoon Planet, Perfect Hair Forever Game: "Pokemon: Crystal Version", "Spyro the Dragon", "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door", "Super Smash Bros. Melee", "Super Smash Bros. Brawl", "Yoshi's Island" Pokemon: Umbreon (Hence my E-mail name) Quotes: "POYO!" Kirby (Kirby: Right Back at Ya!) "He eats those things so fast, his taste buds must have skid marks!" Escargoon (Kirby: Right Back at Ya!) "Gee, it must be obvious day on Camp Stupid." Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) "You idiot! Press and hold 'R'! Press and hold 'R' and be ashamed!" Evil Black Box ("PM: TTYD") "Who needs breakfast when you can wake up to a relentless horde of pure evil?" "PM: TTYD" Strategy Guide, referring to the Smorgs taking over the Excess Express in Chapter 6 "My Spider-Sense is tingling!" Spider-Man "Your what is doing what?" Random Bad Guy Dislikes Food: Liver and Onions! BLEH! Anime: Pretty much anything that takes things seriously. I like to watch playful/cute anime. Show: American Idol/The Bachelor/The Swan, etc. (Any reality TV show) Movie: "Napoleon Dynamite" is not funny Cartoon: Pretty much everything nowadays except Spongebob... Game: Any game created before the SNES (Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man, etc.); yes, I'm that spoiled XD Pokemon: Blissey, Blaziken, and Inferape kinda piss me off. Wouldn't be caught dead using any of 'em Quotes: "It's (insert random ability here) Kirby!" Meta Knight "(insert random ability here) Kirby!" Random Person, usually Tiff My Accomplishments as a Fanfiction Writer "Better Off Alone" currently has 462 Reviews, the highest out of all my stories! Officially introduced Shadowshellshipping (Vivian/Koops relationship)! Officially started the trend of Pokemon in the Mario universe (Namely, Pikario and Chuigi)! Among the 21 stories I have here, 13 are multi-chaptered, 7 are one-shots, and 1 is discontinued. Out of the 13 multi-chaptered, I've finished 5! Story Statuses ATTENTION: All stories aside from "What Goes On" and "Better Off Alone II: Hope & Faith" are on a big hiatus. Despite this, expect each one to get at least one chapter update before the year's done. Don't worry about them; they'll be finished eventually. :) Upcoming Stories ?Platinum Idiots: The Abridged Version!" After Jewel, the dumbest girl in Sinnoh, decides to go on a journey, she soon realizes having a sarcastic Piplup, a homicidal Starly, and a Bidoof who's out to prove being a beaver is the coolest thing since sliced bread might make things a little complicated... ? Subject to change at any time Other Stuff Eyes tired of reading? Wanna see pictures instead? Then, go here! It's my deviantArt account! http://luigiwithcheese.deviantart.com/ Wanna actually see stuff move, and not just a picture? Then, go here! It's my YouTube account! http://www.youtube.com/user/ChickenMiasma | |||||||||||||
1. He Said, She Said » reviewsWhen Lucas suddenly starts exhibiting strangely violent behavior, Ness is left to wonder what's wrong and how he can help. Little does he know, the truth may just be a bit more than he can handle. Crackfic, woo!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,398 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 11-21-08 - Ness & Lucas2. What Goes On » reviewsChapter 24 is up! When the door in the Clone Holding Area is accidentally left open, the clones of a certain seven get out and decide to take over the house... somehow. Now it's up to another certain clone to stop them and save the day! ...How cliche!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,615 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 3-14-083. Better Off Alone II: Hope & Faith » reviews*Sequel to BOA* A young prince is left motherless after hunters kill the Shadow Queen of an overthrown kingdom. Now, along with a reluctant bodyguard, he must live in solitude to escape the same fate. But he soon meets the daughter of another Queen...Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 3-9-084. Livin' It Up in the Sapphire Version! » reviewsEver get the feeling that everything happens only to script in the Pokémon RPGs? Well, THIS Sapphire Version story is a little bit different... Rated for violence, sex, and that other stuff.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,147 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 4-9-035. Steak and Eggs reviews*ONE-SHOT* “I may not know exactly how to make you feel better...” Lucas breathed, “but improvising never hurt...” NessxLucasSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-19-08 - Ness & Lucas - Complete6. The Ballad of Two Warriors reviews*ONE-SHOT* Warriors come in all shapes and sizes, origins and forms. Samus Aran always thought she knew that better than anyone. But today, she'd found herself slightly denying that statement as she glanced down at the new partner fate had assigned her.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-08 - Samus A. & Pikachu - Complete7. Better Off Alone » reviews*COMPLETED!* Vivian can only wonder if she'll ever fit in anywhere. Often abused and put down by the world, she quietly laments in the darkness of her own fate... This is a moving tale about how everyone deserves love, friendship... and a second chance.Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,732 - Reviews: 481 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 4-17-05 - Complete8. A Friend in Need reviews*ONE-SHOT* Being brave has never been one of Lucas' strong points, and having to fight 30-odd strangers in a grueling fighting establishment, his mind is racked with fear and failure. Of course, that doesn't mean he won't get any help along the way.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-7-08 - Ness & Lucas - Complete9. Merry Freakin' Christmas! » reviewsOh no! It's Christmas in the Shroomish Kingdom and madness never sleeps! It's up to Pikario and friends to try and survive the holidays in one piece! Along the way, they'll sing songs, drink eggnog, and endure annoying scripts that rhyme!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-10-05 - Mario & Luigi10. Pikario & Chuigi: Bozos in Time! » reviews[HIATUS] Our favorite Pokemon duo return in this intergalactic sequel! This time, the Shroomishroob aliens have stolen Peach and plan on taking over the past Shroomish Kingdom! Can our heroes and their baby selves team up to save her from Shroom doom?Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 1-19-06 - Mario & Luigi11. Super College Rule Pikario! » reviewsAfter being whisked away to a dimension overrun with Sinnoh Pokemon, it's up to Pikario and his loser friends to stop an evil Darkrai from destroying everything with the Dark Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus! Includes mindless violence and sarcasm.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 4-25-0712. My Best Friend reviews[ONE SHOT] Today marks the 10th anniversary of the wonderful franchise called Pokémon. This is the story of how a girl and her Pokémon realize the full potential of their friendship and make the bonds stronger as they do so. Rated for slight violence.Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-06 - Complete13. Potato Salad » reviews[HIATUS] Based on “Kirby & the Amazing Mirror”! When Kirby and friends find a mysterious potato, all insanity breaks loose! See what kind of wacky adventures unfold as they try to find out more about this strange spud!Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,637 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 5-28-0514. Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga! » reviews[COMPLETED!] The story of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga retold...But this time, EVERYONE'S A POKéMON! Chaos ensues, beans are eaten, and other stuff happens! Rated for cursing, death, sexual themes, and pure insanity in later chapters! R&R!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,019 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 10-15-05 - Published: 2-12-04 - Complete15. Luigi's Worst Nightmare! reviews[HIATUS] This could very well be one of my most disturbing stories ever... Follow Mario, Luigi, Peach, and even Bowser as they try to thwart the evils of a crazed psychopath! Superstar Saga fans will get a kick out of this!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-14-0516. Love reviews[ONE SHOT] A little fic I made about Vivian and Koops in order to get the juices of another one of my stories flowing.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-05 - Complete17. Gone, But Not Forgotten reviews[ONE SHOT] “He’s coming back... Today, I know it...” Goombella whispered, as she peered over the horizon for him.Mario - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-8-05 - Complete18. College Rule Pikario: The Very Old Door Thingy! » reviews[COMPLETED!] When Peach sends Pikario a letter containing a mysterious map, he sets out to meet her, but soon finds she's gone missing! Not only that, but strange secrets and Pokemon are lurking around every corner! What IS The Very Old Door Thingy?Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,453 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 6-27-05 - Published: 1-17-05 - Mario & Luigi - Complete19. Chuigi's Seriously Messed Up Mansion! » reviews[COMPLETED!] After getting a strange phone call about winning a contest he never entered, Chuigi sets off on a quest to save Pikario from the evil, dead... prostitutes? Eh, just R&R to find out what's going on!Luigi's Mansion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 11-10-04 - Complete20. It's My Baby » reviews*COMPLETED!* Based on my Crystal Version! After a night of accidental drinking, Aquamarine ends up pregnant, with Lightning as the father! What will Aqua do? What CAN she do? Rated for alcoholic use and cursing. And be nice! This was my first story, okay?Pokemon - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 3-18-05 - Published: 8-30-03 - Complete21. Tears In Heaven reviews[ONE SHOT] Sometimes, the things we do feel like they aren't enough... We think about what might've happened if plans had gone differently. Rated for blood, violence, and misguided thoughts.Kirby - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-12-05 - Complete22. Yoshi's Island of Doom! » reviews*DISCONTINUED!* After Baby Pikario accidentally ends up on Yoshi's Island of DOOM, it's up to the Yoshies to find Baby Chuigi and get them both back to their parents! -Will no longer be written, due to lack of intrest and age of story. Sorry!-Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-9-05 - Published: 2-21-0523. Tis the Season to be Kirby! reviews[ONE-SHOT] With a special occasion drawing close, Dedede plots to get the most presents, make a blizzard, and destory Kirby! What will Kirby do? Will the Cappy's Gift Swap be cancelled? And what the heck is up with Dedede's plans? R&R and Merry X-mas!Kirby - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-04 - Complete
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