|The Devil's Kitten|
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Author has written 11 stories for Powerpuff Girls, Harry Potter, and Victorious.
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Hi, I'm FaeryGirlsRock. My favorite color is blue, I love the Powerpuff Girls, and I love Taylor Swift's music. :)
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Girls dont realize these things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Now you have two choices
I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.
Danger : The person beside you is stupid.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!
Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to " Woman Hitler " ?
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make it's own lemonade!
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.
Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.
Please Note : CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Come to the dark side. We have TWINKIES!
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
Don't drink and drive - you might spill the beer!
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think you're high.
Don't play dumb with me... I'm better at it.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I hurt myself speed reading. I hit a bookmark.
Women should not have children after 35...really, people, 35 children is enough.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Slow and steady gets you trampled by other people.
Hello? This is Suicide hotline...please hold...
1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."
11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate."
13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
" You are going to get it when we get home."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't think I don't know when you're cold."
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed during a movie that was in no way intended to be funny and people started staring at you funny copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell " DO A FLIP!!!! "
Friends : Share their cookies with me.
Friends : Will ask me what's wrong when I'm crying.
Friends : Know a few things about me.
Friends : Help me up when I trip and fall.
Friends : Call me before they come over.
Friends : Will eat at my place if I offer them something.
Friends : Will buy me a soda if I'm out of money.
Friends : Will hide me from the cops.
Friends : Will bail me out of jail.
Friends : Will share their umbrella with me if it's raining.
Friends : Watch my house if I ever have to leave
Friends : Walk away if I start doing something weird, like a one person flash mob.
Friends : Know my bedtime.
Friends : FADE
FOR ALL SIMONETTE FANS...=)
Jeanette : Simon...do you like me?
Simon : No.
Jeanette : Oh. Well...do you think I'm pretty?
Simon : No...not really.
Jeanette : Would you miss me AT ALL if I left?
Simon : No, I wouldn't.
Jeanette : Do you want me? In ANYWAY?
Simon : Nope.
Jeanette : Choose me or your life.
Simon : Well...my life, of course.
Jeanette : I knew it...* runs away, crying *
Simon : * runs after Jeanette * Jeanette, listen to me! The reason I chose my life over you is because YOU are my life. The reason I don't WANT you is because I NEED you.
Jeanette : Oh, Simon...
Simon : I wouldn't miss you if you left. I'd DIE if you left. And Jeanette? You're more than pretty...you're amazingly gorgeous. And I don't like you...I LOVE YOU.
AW!!! Copy and paste this in your profile if you'll always love Simon and Jeanette...=)
Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.
7. The Professor
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!
5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Berserk and Butch?! What about Brick and Brute!? Oh that's right. TOGETHER!
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Uum, ewww, no!
9. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
10. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hmmm... probably Teardrops on my Guitar...
11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Evil Mojo, bad Blossom, and hot Butch!
12. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hmm... a couple weeks ago. I'm more of a Bubbles person...
Hmmm Blossom and the Professor? Eww. And why would Blossom care if Berserk ran away with Boomer? She hates both of them! And I like Hibbles, okay, but not Blossom and Him. And no for the Mojossom, I'm not that kind of person either. And BC giving wise advice? As if! But finally, Blossom and Brick at the end!
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country
See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor
RePost this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs
" Wherever there is writing, I'll be there! Wherever there is randomness, I'll be there! Wherever there is candy... I'll be there in a millisecond! " - Awesomo3000
" Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." - Bill Gates
" Best friends...you cry, I cry. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge...I get a paddle and save your retarded ass. "
" If God can calm a storm and heal the blind, then I bet he can understand a heart like mine... " - Miranda Lambert
" No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever. " - Edward Cullen
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YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
18 for Guy side and 7 for Girl side...Considering I'm a girl...I'm kinda worried D:
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!"
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN BITCH, RUN!"
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit.
Life sucks then you die
You're Funny, but looks aren't everything
Boys, otherwise known as assholes with hollow heads
Silence is golden, duck tape is silver
People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter
MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... dangit... all of our problems start with MEN!
aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.
It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
Are we fighting?"
friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and scream"IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GAY ISN'T IT?!"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
friends help you move, best friends help you move the body.
friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Smile. It confuses people.
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.
No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!
friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate.
you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.(Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)
You were born an original... don't die a copy.
Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.
God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder the day when you fail your gender test.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about wars that solved America's problems?
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.
friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
I'm a Ninja!
The voices in my head don't like you.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
F.E.A.R = Fuck Everything And Run!!
I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, you better catch up!
Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional
I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
I'm the kind of girl who could watch hundreds of Horrorr movies and never get scared , but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
NOW READ THE THIRD WORD OF EACH SENTENCE.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
What If: You Were Cat Valentine
(CHAPTER 5 Party)
What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"
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