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since: 07-30-11, id: 3117642, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
country: Canada
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Outsiders, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, and Twilight.

Hey, guys! My name is Leah, and you'll have to read my stuff to find out why I call myself TheAlmostMalfoy. Fanfic is my life and write some literally every day. My favourite is Harry Potter, although I literally hate him himself. The character of him. I'm a Slytherin and act upon it a lot...I'm not *as* evil as some of them, but then again am worse than some...anyhow, I have also read Twilight...sorry...okay, and I can do fanfic off of that, too. I write poetry, which I will also put here. I can take requests, as well. I have been told so many times to get published, so I'm also trying to do that.

Here's a random quote I wrote.

Think it through, will it through, work it through. Do you think it will work?

Anyway, I put up some sick stuff, so I hope you guys can take a look! I'll try and be on as much as I can, and I would love to get some reviews and hear what you think!

You know you're a writer when...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

Saw that...and...well...there should be another one at the end...YOU WERE SAYING YES OR NODDING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! Damn straight, I'm a writer! I do like all of these... ;)

HEYY! Sorry I haven't been on in forever! Been super busy! Working on a lot right now! Sry again! P.S. I have a secret on its way...to those of you who know me...get ready!!!


1. Draco's Hidden Heartache » reviews
The Entire Afterparts to The Downfall of Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-12 - Published: 8-28-12 - Draco M. & OC
2. Vamp Or Wolf? Ask the Loch Ness Monster reviews
Which is cooler? Well...? Alice's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-12 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
3. You Are Loved reviews
For my dear friend, Halle, and I hope you all like it! I had fun writing it, too! Not really a songfic, but it would be good to listen to You Are Loved/Don't Give Up by Josh Groban ar the same time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-11 - George W. & OC
4. Generations Past » reviews
Sebastian/OC. Mature themes. Okay, sucky summary. Please read and review. Rated M for later on. Like I already said, mature themes for early on.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-11 - Sebastian M.
5. Friends with benefits » reviews
Deamius slash. If you don't like Dean and Seamus, or slash, or the two combined, then don't read it. Or just give it a try to see if I can change your mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-11 - Dean T. & Seamus F. - Complete
6. Bellatrix's new hobby reviews
Bellatrix tortures people too much...she needs a new hobby...in the meantime, Voldemort is in the need of some new slippers...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-11 - Bellatrix L. & Tom R. Jr.
7. HoggyChat reviews
The students of Hogwarts go onto HoggyChat. What on earth could go wrong? With Fred and George there, everything! Involves eyebrow wiggling, nub-staring and homework copying...or rather, lack of...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-20-11 - Pansy P. & Harry P.
8. Bad Dream, Sweetie? reviews
Fremione fluffy oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-11 - Fred W. & Hermione G. - Complete
9. Harry and Cho, in the library, snogging! reviews
THEY'VE GOT CRANBERRIES! Oh, Luna...she just enters at the most inappropriate moments...Gotta love her...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-2-11 - Cho C. & Harry P.
10. Death Note Fruit Love reviews
L loves his strawberries, and Ryuk loves his apples. OH YUMMY FRUIT!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-2-11 - L & Ryuk
11. Dally Had A Girlfriend » reviews
After he died, the cast finds out that Dally had a girlfriend. She's tuff, and Pony becomes friends with her. She really misses Dally, though. This is how she copes after coming to live with them.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-11 - Ponyboy C.
12. The Downfall of Harry Potter reviews
Harry and his girlfriend, Leah, are always together. But, Leah has a secret. What is her secret, and why does it affect him so much?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-2-11 - OC & Harry P. - Complete