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Author has written 16 stories for Animaniacs, Lilo & Stitch, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Dr. Seuss series, and Despicable Me. I suppose I might as well say a little bit about myself - considering this is here and I've put it off for, well, as long as I've had this account. I live in a place no one online will ever find out; my mind is somewhere else entirely, my age... well, let's just say I'm still in high school. The walls in my room are green, and not orange, blue, purple, pink, peridot or aquamarine - a completely pointless fact, but true. In my personal opinion, some of the greatest TV shows would have to be Animaniacs, Stargate SG-1, Doctor Who (both the old and new series), A-Team, Hogan's Heroes, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Gilligan's Island, the Beverly Hillbillies, Monty Python, Due South, Alf; and I'm sure I could name many others. However, I'm not going to at the moment. In the way of comics: Tintin, Asterix, Batman, Bone... 's about it. Movies: (I could go on forever) Paranorman, The Lorax, Despicable Me, Inception, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, Paul, Tintin, Close Encounters of the Third Kind... etc. Books: Sherlock Holmes, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you haven't read either of these series, I would highly recommend. "The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause." Mark Twain "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane." Mark Twain "I think so, Brain, but why would anybody want to Pierce Brosnan?" Pinky "Cool. Cool cool cool." Abed "I need help reacting to something." Abed "He's missing what? Eyes, hair, a personality?" Yakko "We were taking in the show when somebody tried to slip a Mickey in my drink. 'Nice try, bub, but I work for Warners.'" Yakko "Thank you, Dr. Seuss." Dot 'Who's going to drop it, will you or will he?' 'Be patient,' said Grandpa. 'We'll see. We will see." Dr. Seuss "I gotta tell you that is the worst Peter Lorre I have ever heard." Yakko "Unless someone like you cares a whole aweful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." Dr. Seuss "I think so, Brain, but if they called them sadmeals kids wouldn't buy them." Pinky Just gonna throw this out there: Rob Paulsen, Tress Macneille, Jess Harnell, Frank Welker, Richard Horvitz, and Mel Blanc are absolute geniuses in the voice acting world. | |||||||
1. Do You Remember the Onceler? reviewsTed's off to visit with the Once-ler, only to find that he and the Lorax are having a disagreement about something. The Once-ler won't let the Lorax tell Ted what it is. Ted wants to know, but he finds that he doesn't like the answer at all. Not slash! I'm putting a warning on this, but only because it might be sad for sensitive readers.Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-25-12 - Ted Wiggins & The Once-ler - Complete2. Questions and a Lack of Immediate Answers » reviewsWhat's happened to Tommy? When he's found bloody and beaten in an alley, why won't he let the other Solomons go outside without Sally? And what's this big secret the family's keeping from Alissa? No slash. Slight A/U, not really noticeable. Please R&R.3rd Rock from the Sun - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-23-12 - Published: 1-15-123. Three Little Kittens and a Beanpole » reviewsAfter a swirling portal in the sky opens up; Margo, Agnes, and Edith are suddenly and quite literally dropped into the Once-ler and Lorax's world, having never met Gru at all. But couldn't the Once-ler be a sufficient substitute?Crossover - Despicable Me & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-21-12 - Published: 4-19-12 - Margo & The Once-ler4. Really, It's Just a Cold » reviewsThe Once-ler gets sick. What a wonderful way to start the day. Unfortunately, the Lorax is convinced that the Once-ler is more than 'just sick'. Oh joy of joys. Various POVs, no romance, no slash, no AU.Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 7-26-12 - Published: 3-31-12 - The Once-ler & The Lorax5. Ticklish reviewsYet another failed attempt at selling his thneed goes by, and the Once-ler isn't feeling to happy about it. So how will Pipsqueak cheer him up? No slash, no AU, One-Shot, based off of a piece of art on Deviantart by Slasher12.Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-24-12 - The Once-ler - Complete6. What Are You Hiding? » reviewsThere's something in Yakko's past that the Warners are hiding, and as any good p-sychiatrist would, Scratchansniff wants to find out what it is. Various POVs. R&R please!Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-9-12 - Published: 1-30-12 - Yakko W. & Dr. Scratchansniff7. O'Hare's Doubt reviewsQuite a while after the events of the film, O'Hare finds himself wandering dejectedly through the newly growing Truffula Valley, until he meets a strange orange creature and the former business tycoon, the Once-ler. One-shot.Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-12 - Aloysius O'Hare & The Once-ler - Complete8. Movie Night reviewsThe Warners are watching Twilight... well, Dot is and Wakko's asleep while Yakko attempts to remain awake. Just a litle one-shot concerning the Warner's opinion of the movie Twilight. Yakko's POV. R&RAnimaniacs - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-31-12 - Yakko W. & Dot W. - Complete9. Thoughts in Oneshots » reviewsWhat did the Once-ler do after the Lorax left? What were Ted's thoughts when he met the Once-ler? Basically a series of one-shots answering my random thoughts after watching the movie. Share and Enjoy!Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-21-12 - Published: 3-18-12 - The Once-ler & Ted Wiggins10. Plotz's very un 'Original' Idea reviewsThe Warners are upset about Plotz's new idea for their show, so they employ their own brand of persuasion to get out of it. Yakko's point of view.Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-12 - Yakko W. & Plotz - Complete11. A Day in the Life of the Warners reviewsYakko POV, one-shot. Well, it's a long one-shot. As for a summary, the title says it all. R&RAnimaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-12 - Yakko W. - Complete12. Just Call Them reviewsYakko encourages Scratchy to call his parents. One-shot, Scratchy's pov, later Yakko's pov. Please R&R.Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-12 - Yakko W. & Dr. Scratchansniff - Complete13. Peppermint Patties reviewsOne-shot. A mysterious janitor's closet in Plotz's office full of... what? Wakko's in a 'mood' and Dot ponders Yakko's real reason for sabotaging Plotz's secret stash of whatever's in the closet. Dot's POV, a fluff fic if you want to see it that way.Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-26-12 - Dot W. & Yakko W. - Complete14. Hidden Cameras reviewsJust a short one-shot that I wrote in about a half hour. The Warners get their hands on some cameras the studio's hidden, so what happens next? Yakko's POV. R&RAnimaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-12 - Yakko W. - Complete15. One Mystery to the Next » reviewsThis story is currently in a state of rewrite, so if you'd like, you can read what's here, but it's not very good.Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-7-11 - Published: 8-2-11 - Dr. Scratchansniff & Yakko W.16. The 700th Experiment » reviewsWhen Jumba creates a poisonous new experiment, Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu set out to find it. But when it goes a step too far and injures Reuben, everyone pitches in to use its only weakness against it. Finally finished!Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-11 - 625/Reuben & Gantu - Complete
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