Help
Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search
Yrch Monger
Feed . Send Message. Subscribe . Favorite
email: Email
since: 12-18-02, id: 312028
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, and Inuyasha.

Stories that can only be found on my website:
A Blatant Mummy Parody
A Blatant Mummy Returns Parody
A Blatant ROTK Parody
Phantom of the Opera: the Microwaveable Pop-Tart Version
Prisoner of Azkaban: the Microwaveable Pop-Tart Version
Troy: the Microwaveable Pop-Tart Version
X-Men the Last Stand: the Microwaveable Pop-Tart Version

Guys and Balrogs
Mary Sue: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Middle-earth: A Christmas Carol
Various MSTs

AND MOOOORE! Much much much much more. Check it out.

-X-

Insomniatic perfectionist with no direction in life and a love for all things cute and cuddly. Bibliophile. Addicted to coca cola.

LIKES:
ridiculous conversations, horribly bad Disney channel shows, flow of conscious writing, cuddling, grammar and punctuation, being aDORKable, color coordinating, accents, Japanese culture, the printed word

DISLIKES:
red states, purple prose, patchouli, tangled webs, Orlando Bloom, bears in top hats, puns, unnecessary patriotism, Panic! At the Disco, bug bites, closet monsters, drama, uneven shoelaces, tea

VITAL STATISTICS...
Name: Cassandra
Nicknames: Cassie, Cujo, Karen, Becky
Sex: female
Age: twenty
Height: five feet
Weight: 99 lbs.
Eye Colour: green
Hair Colour: dye job brunette
Location: New Brunswick, New Jersey
Political Stance: Democrat
Religion: non-practicing Jewish Agnostic
Status: currently taken

CONTACT INFORMATION...
E-mail: cujo_of_a_different_color@hotmail.com
IM: kaleXdrina
MSN Messenger: cujo_of_a_different_color

USUAL HAUNTS...
Live Journal: http://yrch-monger.livejournal.com
Live Journal Community: http://www.livejournal.com/~goback2mirkwood
Library Thing: http://www.librarything.com/profile/yrchmonger

"...beside the falls of Nimrodel by water clear and cool, her voice as falling silver fell into the shining pool. Where now she wanders none can tell, in sunlight or in shade. For lost of yore was Nimrodel, and in the mountains strayed..."

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Eternity Smears Death as a Storm of Luscious reviews
In which KymaSue makes InuYasha fall inexplicably in love with her. Humour and purposefully horrible angstiness abound. Enjoy the insanity. [Written for LJ challenge.]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-06 - Inuyasha - Complete
2. Two Canons Don't Make a Fanon » reviews
In an attempt to create the über fanon fanfic, Cujo and Dippy “borrow” book canon and movie canon characters from their respective locations. This week, Book Legolas meets Movie Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-30-04 - Published: 4-24-04 - Arwen U. & Legolas
3. Van Helsing: the Microwaveable Pop Tart Version reviews
A “slightly” abridged version of the film Van Helsing. In which Gabriel has the intelligence of a swallow, Anna turns into Mufasa, and Carl is unable to distinguish which movie he’s actually starring in.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 106 - Published: 5-11-04 - Complete
4. A Blatant Phantom of the Opera Parody » reviews
An even stranger version of Dario Argento's Phantom of the Opera. Read about Christine's lack of clothing, The Phantom's preferred position, and Raoul's inane ramblings about love. Don't forget to bring your mask because this story is FINISHED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-7-03 - Published: 10-13-03 - Complete
Return to Top