Name: Emily

Age: A million and four... Just kidding, but I'm not telling.

Favorite Things: Musicals, Phantom of the Opera, Hugh Panaro, Ramin Karimloo, Hadley Fraser, Jason Forbach, Alfie Boe, Les Mis, theatre in gerenal, General Iroh II, Bolin, Sokka, and Uncle Iroh

Favorite TV shows: American Pickers, Pawn Stars, Top Gear, Shake it Up, Glee, Doctor Who (*Cough* Nerdy *Cough*), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra

Favorite Food: I like lots of foods.

Favorite School Subject: Are we talking Hogwarts or regular school?... Which I may, or may not go to.

Favorite Movies: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Back to the Future part 1&2, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Harry Potter (all of them), The Lost Boys, the Road to El Dorado, The Breakfast Club. Tron and Tron: Legacy (I'm a Tron/Rinzler girl, obviously saying as I am writing a story about him lol.)

Favorite Books:Harry Potter (all), Wicked: Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, The Time Quake, Inkheart, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Ella Enchanted, Fairest

Favorite Music: Country, Gangnam Style, Musicals (Phantom and Les Mis FTW), Disney (Yes, I love Disney. Deal with it.)

Favorite Video Games: Spyro The Dragon (I love how the revamped Hunter from cowardly, naked cheetah to a less cowardly, Robin Hood dressed, pimp ass looking cheetah :D), Epic Mickey, Micheal Jackson the Experience

Favorite Quotes:

"You really have to love yourself for anything done in this world." -Lucille Ball

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn.

"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe, don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck"-10th Doctor "Blink"

Josh Nichols: It's on my word a day calender... *Drake Parker and the criminal look at him* ... THAT I STOLE!!!

Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all

Miguel: We'll Follow That Trail! Tulio: What Trail? Miguel: The Trail That We Blaze *cuts down vines, vines fall to reveal a wall of solid rock* That Trail That We Blaze

Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... Andrew Clarke: ...and an athlete... Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case Claire Standish: ...a princess... John Bender: ...and a criminal... Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Cowardly Lion: All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do.
Tin Man, Scarecrow: What's that?
Cowardly Lion: Talk me out of it!

Dorothy: Weren't you frightened? Wizard of Oz: Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified

Dr. Scott: Janet! Janet: Dr. Scott! Brad: Janet! Janet:Brad! Dr. Frank N Furter: Rocky!

Sheriff of Rottingham: I was angry at you before Locksley, but now I'm really pissed off!
Achoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!

Larry: Listen, Octavus, you gotta stop that!
Octavius: It's "Octavius", Mary.

Jarvis: [to Clu after the introductions on the light cycle grid] Excellent words, sir. We're you pleased with my execution? The crowd seemed quite energized.
CLU: It wasn't meant for them.
the baton case opens and Clu picks his baton out of it. Jarvis turns to Sam, holding out as if to avoid standing near him. Sam picks out the other baton
Sam Flynn[holding it like a sword] What's this? What do you do with this? Jarvis: I'll give you a hint, not that

Dory: [about the humpback whale] Maybe he only speaks whale.

slowly and deeply, imitating the whale
Dory: Mooo... Weeee neeeed...
Marlin: Dory?
Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory: Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?
Marlin: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.
Dory: Cooome baaaaack.
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him.
Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin: Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach.
Dory: Maybe I should try humpback.
Marlin: No, don't try humpback.
Dory: Woooooo! Woooooo!
Marlin: Okay, now you really do sound sick.
Dory: Maybe louder. Rah! Rah!
Marlin: Don't do that!
Dory: Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?
Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!

Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who (I am such a geek :)), Glee, Saturday Night Live

NOTE TO ALL RP-ERS OF THE WORLD!!! JOIN THE QUEST TO COIN THIS WORD AND POST
THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

Elephant [el-uh-fuhnt]

1.(n.) A creature mostly living in Africa and India, that are pachyderms and
are characterised by long trunks, huge ears and two ivory tusks.

2. (v.)A term used to describe the unannounced disappearance of someone on a
roleplay.

I love writing stories and I hope people will love to read them.

Nicknames: Auntie Em (not my favorite but oh well), and Flynn (because I remind my friend of Kevin Flynn from Tron, I call her RAM, cause that's who she reminds me of.), Em, Emilie, Emmy, and Mily.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

One on my elbow; I rode my bike on gravel...

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Um, nothing really; but my walls are red and black, and I have stuff from Phantom on them.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Snore and talk in my sleep (I once said something about a Coat of many colors WTF is that about?)

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Country and some 80's rock (Queen FTW!)

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

Around 7pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

Les Mis to come to MN.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

Being a little kid... and all of the good shows that used to be on.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

MY BOOKS ARE MY PRECIOUS!

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

about 5'9

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Of the dark no; of Chucky coming to kill my in my sleep yes

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

Uh... my Mom?

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Idk, I may be a girl but I don't wear that crap!

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Don't know

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

Not sure

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

COFFFEEEEE!!!!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Extra cheese or Canadian Bacon with Pineapples!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

My mom's Cheesy Potato Soup (best soup ever!)

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

My glass doll that I got from my Great Grandma before she died

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

Nope

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

No

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Not sure

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

My puppy (who is like 8 in people years), and my fat ass cat

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

My dog is a mini Collie, no idea what the cat is

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Nope

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Blurt it out randomly!!

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

69!! (Hehe)

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

Both

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

idk

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

My mom

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Nope, not even to Canada, which is like 3 hours away!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Dogs, probably. I can't hurt dogs. And if I see anyone hurting them on purpose, I yell at them

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

No, I wish

37. FIRST JOB?

Help out at the MN Renaissance Festival

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Yeah

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Nothing

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

Nope

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My singing

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

Yep, and I love and now miss them :(

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Justin Bieber's head on a plate.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

For now, one or two

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Nope

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

No, not in a while.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Head and shoulders

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Yeah, kinda

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Corn Beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

You don't need to know!

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Hannah Montannah CD from when I was 8

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Hell yea!

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Kinda, it's not my top thing though

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Think about killing Peeta with a chainsaw

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

The stage

(Why is there no 59?)

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Star Wars toys

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

I don't know it's not like I count them when I'm bored!

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

YES!!!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

All the time!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

BOTH!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

They can't do anything Illegal; if they do I will hurt their pride by yelling at them in public!

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Flynn (As in Kevin Flynn from the Tron movies)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Rascal Flatts, The Band Perry

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Doctor Who FTW! Other than that Shake It Up

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

I haven't taken them yet

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Chocolate chip cookie dough

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Psshh I don't workout!

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

There WAS a 64, what are you stupid?

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

like 80, But I wasn't the one driving.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

I don't care

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My Mom

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

I don't know, but I can tell you what my friend thinks! (Dirty minded)

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

Stand by Rascal Flatts

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

JUSTIN BIEBER, Peeta, Rue's death, Finnick's death, etc.

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

December

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

Leo (Because I am a Leo)

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Dirty blonde, but more brown. Actually not even sure, don't remember lol!

86. EYE COLOR?

Hazel, but people tell me that they're brown (WTF is wrong with them?)

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

DQ.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

No, I just can't get past the fact that it's RAW fish

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Ummm... Coming to America?

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

CHRISTMAS!!!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

I try and fail at musical instruments, so no

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Democrat

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Kisses.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

HERBIE! just kidding it's sitting in the garage with a dead battery because I don't have even a permit

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

I can do it in two words! Non existing!

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(But, when else am I going to do it?)

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(No shit Sherlock, I thought it was going to be cold!)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(isn't that what I want it to do?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(i had no idea there was an between?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly". I

On a Swedish chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really, I thought it was finger food!)

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”. (well, what did you think they would be harmful to?)

On a life-saving device:
“This is not a life-saving device”.
(so your just going to let me die?)

On a TV remote control:
“Not dish washer safe”.
(that would've been nice to know!)

A New Zealand insect spray
"Not tested on animals."
(obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual
"Do not pour liquids into your television set."
(what if I want to be like Josh, on Drake and Josh, and throw Root Beer at it?)

A VCR box says
"Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."
(how in the world are you supposed to WATCH it?)

A can of self-defense pepper spray
"May irritate eyes."
(well what else is it supposed to do?)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
(No wonder why it doesn't work in broad daylight!)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard
"Do not drive with sunshield in place."
(so thats how people get in car accidents..)

A cartridge for a laser printer
"Do not eat toner."
(BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD)

A computer mouse
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."
(well if they did something bad...)

A container of underarm deodorant
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (But, but it makes my eyes smell like they just got out of the shower.)

A dishwasher carries this warning
"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
(Well they ain't going to take a bath, how else am I supposed to keep them clean?)

A popular manufactured fireplace log
"Caution - Risk of Fire."
(Wow..)

A rubber ball toy
"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball."
(how stupid do you think I am?)

A sharpening stone
"Knives are sharp."
(oh really?)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof."
(how else am I supposed to get the snow off of the roof?)

A baby stroller
"Remove child before folding."
(...too late...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
(really because they look like wrist guards to me...)

An electric router made for carpenters
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
(better go give in my dentist degree)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter
"Do not use near fire, flame or sparks."
(Facepalms)

A rock garden
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
(maybe I want dentures!)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack
"Remove plastic before eating."
(the plastic was the best part.)

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book (Unless i'm with a good friend then we dance stupidly. not caring what people think.) I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a mobile or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Doctor Who, or anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Kathryn Hart, The Eye of The Oncoming Storm, bindah, nat-nav, TrickyTrickster01

you say Twilight, I shout THE LOST BOYS! you say Edward, I shout MICHAEL EMERSON! you say Robert Patterson, I shout KIEFER SUTHERLAND! you say Bella, I shout STAR! you say wolfpack, I shout EDGAR AND ALLEN FROG (THE FROG BROTHERS)!

Me and a friend created a Ass/Shit/Hardcore/Awesome list (Ass and Shit in a positive light.)

Pimp Ass: Jack Skellington, Jack Sparrow, Tron/Rinzler, The Phantom, Jean Valjean.

Bad Ass: Sweeney Todd

Kick Ass: Will Turner, Enjolras (love him so much)

Ass (Best Villain): Oogie Boogie, CLU

The Shit: Sam Flynn Hardcore: Inigo Montoya

Awesome: Wesley/Dread Pirate Roberts/Man in Black

Put the one's that you are in bold.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST BE going to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encouraging abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! (doesn't mean I am a homo, but I do support their rights.)

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had, and they can't adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the boy who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

Homophobes are sick, ignorant bastards. Copy and paste if you think so too.

And now for a funny: What would you do if?
List 10 of your favorite characters:
1. The Doctor
2. Jack Skellington
3. Sam Flynn
4. Kevin Flynn
5. Gale Hawthorne
6. Donna Noble
7. Ron Weasley
8. Haymitch Abernathy
9. Dr. Gregory House
10. Dr. Frank N Furter
What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd ask him to take me to World War II to meet Winston Churchill. Then Freak out

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
NO YOU BELONG WITH SALLY!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Start laughing hysterically.

Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Perfect gay couple, two smart asses!

Number 5 cooked you dinner
Hehe :) lots of things.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Wake her up and ask where 10 is.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
HELL YES! I'm related to the Weasleys!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
HAYMITCH I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THE LIQUOR!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
join in and make fun of them to, I do it all of the time.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
He's insane I'm perfectly okay with him ignoring me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do? Take me to a different time or planet.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Give me one of his bones.

It's your birthday.What will number 3 give you? Keys to Flynn's Arcade.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
Rescue me, hopefully.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
Tell me that it was stupid to do such a thing.

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
She's travelling with a mad man in a box she wouldn't care!

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
Make some stupid joke, then I'd have to hit him.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
Offer me a drink.

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
Bet on me. I can't see him doing anything.

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
put me through the Sonic Transducer

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because the Doctor is one sexy alien that's why.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Well Jack, if you break a bone House can fix it for you.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
His dad is Kevin Flynn, and I'm just like Kevin Flynn. In fact my friend calls me Flynn. Yea we'll get along.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
A very weird love triangle that I'd have to see.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No, just no.

Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Donna Noble a player hahaha.

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Why yes, Ron, I do look good

Number 8 thinks s/he'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Lay off of the Liquor, that may help.

you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, BlackDragonFlame, Mew-Raikou, InuTenshi0013.5, TrickyTrickster01

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever fell up a set of stairs, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

30% of kids go to college. the other 70% either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, The Quiet Listener, CrazyGirlOfManyNames, Fujilovesme, BlackDragonFlame, Salisper, InuTenshi0013.5

If you are weird and proud of it put this on your profile.

Yay! weirdness is sooo fun!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.

You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Will share their umbrella with you
Best Friend: Will Steal yours and yell, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"