|Contrary To Popular Belief|
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Author has written 9 stories for Redwall, Penguins of Madagascar, Incredibles, and Hunger Games.
Hi, I'm Contrary To Popular Belief (or Contra if you like nicknames. I used to be TaggerungGirl). These are the things I need to keep me happy:
2. My family
3. A home to live in.
4. Redwall books
(OK, maybe the last one isn't a need, but it's definitely a want! :D)
What did the clear blue box with pretty yellow stars and red dots with big friendly letters that say "Have a nice day!" on the side say to the giant, fluffy, and warm green carpet that was made in Texas?
Nothing. Clear blue boxes with pretty yellow stars and red dots with big friendly letters that say "Have a nice day!" on the side cannot talk. And, for that matter, neither can giant, fluffy, and warm green carpets. Even if they were made in Texas.
Q. What do you give sick lemons?
Q.Why did the tomato blush?
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Imagine this happening to you...
One Sunday in church, a congregation of 2,000 was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to foot in black and carrying submachine guns.
One of the men proclaimed 'Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ, remain where you are.'
Instantly, the choir fled, the deacons fled...and most of the congregation fled, too.
Out of the 2,000, there remained only 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood. He said, 'I got rid of all the hypocrites for you, Pastor. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!'
If you are willing to take a bullet for Christ, copy and paste the above story into your profile, and add your name to this list: TaggerungGirl
Many people pray to God for something they want with a selfish, greedy heart. When they don't get it they just assume that God isn't listening. Those same people usually stop believing in the Word and Truth. They just don't seem to understand that "No" is an answer too. If you are one of the wonderful people who DO understand copy and paste this into your profile!
If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile and bold the ones that apply to you!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless (The way I see it is this: if killing a newborn baby is classed as murder, why isn’t killing an unborn baby classed as murder? If anything, it’s even more horrific.)
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird
I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
(I got the following from Ceu Praca.)
Since the Pledge of Allegiance
The Lord's Prayer
Are not allowed in most
Public schools anymore
Because the word 'God' is mentioned...
A kid in Arizona wrote the attached
NEW School prayer:
"New Pledge of Allegiance"
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on..
Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I was playing tug-of-war using a piece of plastic pipe, the kids on the other end let go, and I went flying back, and cut my foot open on a rock. Ouch.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I talk, and I have been known to grind my teeth.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly instrumental music. Lyrics are imperfection in a song.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Around 7:30 in the morning.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Lindsey Stirling’s new album.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My cat.
8. WHAT ARE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS? My Bible, my violin, and my pet mice. (Do they count as possessions?)
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I don’t know...
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yep.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yup.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don’t remember.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I have no idea about perfumes.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Whatever looks nice on them.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Nowhere.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither of them, yet.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Ham and pineapple.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I’m not hungry.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My first violin.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Do you think I would tell you if I did?
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? In some places, yeah...
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don’t know about clothing brands.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yep, two mice. They’re awesome.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? I said, they’re mice!
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably I wouldn’t be able to stop myself. :P
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Just say it.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Fifteen.
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes, because I’m one.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My friend’s number.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When my sister makes annoying noises at night.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Never been in it. I'm Australian and proud of it. :D
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Why should I tell you?
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No.
37. FIRST JOB? I like, don’t have a job.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No, that’s mean.
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Copying and pasting it.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, but I’m on a waiting list. :(
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My violin playing.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No . . . Does a back brace count?
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Lindsey Stirling’s album and a bicycle.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I don’t want any kids.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I know of.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yeah, but it doesn’t work.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I don’t know.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yep.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? What’s a lunch meat? My favourite meat is chicken.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I chew off my hangnails and eat them. Talk about lunch meat...
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don’t have a shelf of CDs.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I bite things.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My grandparents’ house.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My teddy bear.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don’t have a cell phone.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? NO WAY.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Sometimes.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed potatoes.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I don’t look for anything.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? My mum calls me Thing, and that’s about it.
67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? My favourite musician is Lindsey Stirling.
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Mythbusters.
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? What’s that?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Strawberry.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yeah, I think so... :P
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I never work out.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? But there is a #64.
74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Don’t know, don’t care.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Only if they want to.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Lindsey Stirling – Anti Gravity.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water, probably.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Their attitude.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? All of Lindsey Stirling’s songs.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I don’t know.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September, ‘cause it’s my birthday month!
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don’t care about the zodiac.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown.
86. EYE COLOR? Brown.
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I don’t like any fast food restaurants.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No, yuck.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted. Best movie ever!!
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday and Christmas.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? The violin, and it rocks.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? What?
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? I don’t remember.
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don’t have a car.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I can’t be bothered remembering.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: No. Just . . . no.
5 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.
My favourite Warriors characters:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Yellowfang and Leafpool? Ewww!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sandstorm? No, cats aren’t hot. Anyway, Sandstorm’s a she-cat.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Mousefur and Cloudtail? That’s not possible. It’d have to be the other way round.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
About Rock? No, I don’t.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Well technically, no, since they didn’t even know each other, but somehow I can see it happening. What’s wrong with me? O.o
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten, because I don’t see Rock falling in love.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
If Longtail walked in on Brokenstar and Mousefur making out, he would probably faint because his buddy from the elders’ den was locking lips with BROKENSTAR. EWW.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
‘The leader of WindClan falls for a cat he can’t have.’
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Longtail and Mousefur? That actually makes sense for once! But sadly I can’t think of a title . . .
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
My friends don’t read Warriors.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
See above. I draw her, though!
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
See above again.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I don’t know any songs that would go with Cloudtail.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: ABNORMAL FIC.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven’t read a fic about Brightheart
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Firestar and Longtail are in a happy relationship until Rock runs off with Sandstorm. Firestar, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Yellowfang and a brief, unhappy affair with Mousefur, then follows the wise advice of Brightheart and finds true love with Hollyleaf.
My LEAST favourite Warriors characters.
2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?
Tigerfrost? It’s an interesting name.
3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?
Russetscourge? Definitely not.
4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?
Crowfur? No, I don’t make fun of people.
5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?
6) What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?
Furstar and Scourgecrow? The Randomness of the Warriors.
7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?
The Scourge of the stars will save the Clan from dogs? That’s a dumb prophecy.
8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Frostfur? A long-furred white and gray she-cat. But isn’t there already a Frostfur?
9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Scourgetiger? They are a giant, fierce, evil cat.
10) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
No. They weren’t even in the same books, for StarClan’s sake!
11) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
Probably Hawkfrost, since that’s a fraction more realistic. (Only a fraction.)
12) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Yeah, actually, I can. I’m just whacky.
13) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Russetfur and Dustpelt. Hmm . . . so they fall in love at a Gathering, and start meeting each other secretly, but eventually break up because Russetfur’s like, way older than Dustpelt. Then Ferncloud finds out and gets all mad at Dustpelt and threatens to tell the whole Clan. Then Dustpelt meets Russetfur again and tells her about his problem. They fall head over tail in love again, and run off to be together forever, and that’s the end.
That is so wrong on so many levels.
14) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
If Jayfeather walked in on Crowfeather and Tallstar making out? He’d run away screaming ‘I NEED AN EYE SHOWER!!!’
15) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Hawkfrost would probably rather slap Scourge than make out with Dustpelt. I know I’d do pretty much anything rather than make out with Dustpelt.
16) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?
Tigerstar and Russetfur? Not that I know of, but there probably is. You never know what kind of fics lurk in that weird part of FF.net.
17) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
Well, technically that’s not possible, but if it was, the kits would probably be light or dark brown tabbies.
18) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
Hawkfrost: Where have you been all my life?
Jayfeather: Not born yet.
19) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
If Scourge and Darkstripe got in a fight, Dustpelt wouldn’t side with either of them.
20) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?
Darkstripe and Sedgewhisker? No, I don’t think those fics exist.
21) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Hawkfrost? No, because like I said before, cats aren’t hot. But he probably would be if he was a human. Not that that would make me like him any better.
22) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
If Squirrelflight and Dustpelt started going out, Ferncloud and Brambleclaw would get very angry.
23) Do you recall any fics about 9?
No, but I’m sure there’re plenty.
24) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Russetfur and Darkstripe? No.
25) 5/9 or 5/10?
Neither of ‘em. Blah.
26) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
If Jayfeather walked in on Russetfur and Dustpelt kissing, he would be like ‘I’m telling Ferncloud you’re cheating on her, Dustpelt!’ Then Russetfur would kill him.
27) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
Scourge and Tallstar? Umm . . . ‘Two very different cats fall for each other.’
28) Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?
Tigerstar and Dustpelt? Well, maybe, ‘cause people are weird. Not me though, I’m not weird . . . *coughcough*
29) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?
Jayfeather and Squirrelflight. No, I don’t want to. She’s like, his aunt!
30) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
Tallstar would scream, ‘NO!! I DIDN’T WANT MUDCLAW TO BE LEADER!!’
31) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
I don’t know.
32) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Tigerstar/Darkstripe/Squirrelflight? ‘This is an extremely unrealistic fic.’
33) What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
I don’t want to think of that. I’m sick of pairings, okay??
34) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!
Tigerstar and Dustpelt are in a happy relationship until Crowfeather runs off with Lionblaze. After Dustpelt dumps Tigerstar for Squirrelflight, Darkstripe gets upset and retaliates by dating Squirrelflight. Alone and brokenhearted, Tigerstar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Tigerstar meets Hawkfrost and Jayfeather. The three loners meet Tallstar, who tells each of them to look for love. Hawkfrost finds Scourge, Jayfeather gets Sedgewhisker, but now Tigerstar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Darkstripe and Russetfur!
That’s just laughable.
35) What would be a good title for this?
‘A Journey To Love.’
36) What would the genre(s) be?
37) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!
TIGERSTAR??? Arghh, death cannot come quickly enoughhhh . . .
What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character). Dovestar (Dovewing and Tigerstar)
What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up). Hetbrightar (Brightheart)
What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one Clan and add something to do with the other Clan). Watershade (RiverClan and ShadowClan)
Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of). Stream
The name the website gave you. Mosspath (Who else got Mosspath? o.O)
What would be your warrior name? Blueshadow
What is your mate’s name? Darkpelt
What would be your kits' name? Shadekit, Skykit, Emberkit, or Amberkit.
What Clan would you be in? ThunderClan or ShadowClan
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