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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
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If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me, copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot se
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!!
Ways to annoy Asajj Ventress
1. Tell her that the Sith are losers
2. Tell her she is the most pathetic excuse for a wannabe-sith in the history of pathetic wannabe-siths
3. Tell her she has a crush on Count Dooku
4. Taunt her about Obi-wan beating her in battle
5. Tell her that Ahsoka will attack her in the middle of the night if she doesn't sleep with a nightlight
6. Call her Sajj-sajj
7. Tell her that she'd better hurry up and ask Obi-wan out
8. Imitate Obi-wan's voice whenever you're around her
9. Tell her that Grevious would do anything to make out with her
10. Jump out in front of her and go " I'm Asajj Ventress, cower before my beauty!" And make a big deal out of it
11. Wait till she gets in a fight with Obi-wan. Every time she makes a bad move, call out " you're losing, Sajj-sajj!"
12. Whenever she makes a good move, yell "ooooh! Burn!"
13. Whenever Dooku lectures her, go "Dissed!"
14. Tell her Ky Narec was a loser
15. Ask her why she's bald
16. Follow her around singing "Poker Face"
you better go annoy Asajj right now!!
38 Ways to annoy Darth Vader
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are temporary
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS:hides you from the cops.
FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you.
FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall.
FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
You may be with Star Wars if:
... ur favorite book in the Bible in Luke (me, not so much)
... you've memorized the Jedi code (booya!!)
... u refer 2 children as "younglings, elevaters as "turbolifts, & bathrooms as "refreshers" (sometimes...)
... u have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area (thats all me)
... u address ur teachers as "Master" (one time. whoops...:)
... u have attempted to use a glowstick as a mini weapon (anytime i get glowsticks!!)
... when an object was out of ur reach, u have extended ur hand toward it & expected it to come to u (yup)
... u wave ur hand in front of u to open automatic doors (of course!!)
... u have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally ( uhh huhh)
... u have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator & find that the milk isn't blue (not really)
... u know how 2 write in Aurebesh (starwars geeks would know...)
... u have ever insulted someone by callin' them "sleemo" (nope)
... u have painted or drawn a picture with 2 suns (once)
... u ever compared a fat person 2 Jabba the Hutt (all. the. time.)
... u yelled at Anakin or Ahsoka while watching Star Wars The Clonwars (yessssssssss!!)
... u see Anakin or Ahsoka on a poster and talk to them (heh heh...thats me)
... u understand any of this (ALL OF IT!!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
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If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. This one time, I...Hmm. Nope. It's gone.
If people tend to misunderstand you copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a very loose term. Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing whilst walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this into your profile.
if you absolutely adore starwars and its the best thing ever and you would do anything to meet the characters and your the biggest starwars geek in your school, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE SO I AM NOT AN ONLY ONE!!!
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If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste
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If you read my stories, I will love you. If you are the same with your stories, copy & paste on your profile.
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You may call it being a smart-aleck, I call it explaining why you're an idiot.
Look to your left, look to your right, look ahead, just never look back.
If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it, so you might as well just do it.
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, how come actions speak louder than words?
Strength comes in numbers but victory comes with cleverness.
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
Don't mess with me, I have a stick.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Smile -- it confuses the enemy.
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
If someone told you that you were a Star Wars nerd/geek/freak and you said "Thank you!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If people say you talk too loudly, copy this to your profile.
If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.
WAS GROW UP
not any more.
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
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