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since: 12-20-02, id: 312572
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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter.

My name is Paige, my email address is sunburnt_archer@hotmail.com and I just want to be held.

Ok, forget that last bit. I was previously Pidgie, but that was just because I had nothing better to do, and that's my best excuse. Rightio, I'm into Remus/Ginny. Now, hold hands and visualise this: A child trying to put a square peg into a round hole. That is what most authors try when it comes to writing other ships. The ideas and plots of the ship soon get blunt and dull. Thankfully, RL/GW hasn't reached that stage yet, and that is one of the reasons I like it.
If you hadn't noticed, I haven't felt much like writing. I put it down to teen angst and a general feeling of disgust at the state of the world (By the way - Bush/Howard OTP!). I also kinda want to write MASH fanfiction because MASH is awesome!
I love Green Day, Jeff Buckley, Meat Loaf and you can probably find that out by my songfics. I also love the writings and musings of one Mrs.Niles Crane, so if you are interested in how to write, especially if you want to learn how to write well, then her work is a good place to start.
Toodles!


Attention: All Budding or Established Ginny/Remus Writers

Have you begun your journey into the heart and soul of Remus and Ginny fan fiction? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need...the Mrs Niles Crane and Madame Wolf's Public Service Announcement about the world of shipping RL/GW.
The world of fan fiction writing is a competitive place – you need to get ahead as quickly as you can. Once at the top, you need to learn how to not act like a prat, how to deal with hate mail, not to mention reviews that add nothing to your writing ability (if there was any to begin with).
You will need a different set of skills for this world – descriptive skills, dialogue skills…grammar skills.
You will need to read Mrs Niles Crane and Madame Wolf’s Excellent Adventure (into Ginny and Remus Land)

What the critics are saying:

“It is the finest literary work of our time. Of all time. Read it or fear losing all of my respect for you.”
-- Madame Wolf

“ Read it. Know it. Love it.”
-- Mrs. Niles Crane

“Rather cool. Better than regurgitating soapy frogs into a bucket of your own toe-clippings.”
-- Captain Astrid the Mighty.

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1. On the Twelfth Hour of Christmas » reviews
Twelve hours later, Remus and Ginny are in jail. They reflect on the twists of fate that saw them leave the Path of Christmas Adventure and take up the Trail of Minor Crimes. Please don't take this too seriously and trust that I know what I'm doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 12-15-06 - Remus L. & Ginny W.
2. Unfaithful reviews
He always says he's sorry and she always believes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-06 - Remus L. & Ginny W.
3. Do Hurry » reviews
The London Suburbs can provide haven for those who are in hiding. Sheltering under the blanket of domesticity is Ginny Weasley favouring a simpler, Muggle existence. However, Remus won't let her get away without a fight, will he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-17-06 - Published: 9-28-05 - Remus L. & Ginny W.
4. The 'B' Word » reviews
Begun PreOotP in a flight of fancy. Ginny is: knocked up, in love with Remus, and grounded. Remus is: not entirely happy with things. Fay is: perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 5-26-03 - Ginny W. & Remus L. - Complete
5. With Bells On reviews
Two sham marriages. Two invitations to spend Christmas at the Burrow. One inevitable ending because hey, it's Christmas and hey, it's a romance fic. Act surprised!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-24-05 - Remus L. & Ginny W.
6. How Ginny Got Her Christmas Cheer reviews
Without Christmas Cheer, the holidays are pretty boring. When Ron has a Christmas Party at the Burrow, will Ginny manage to scrounge up enough Christmas Spirit to avoid being Scrooge, or even the Grinch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-04 - Remus L. & Ginny W.
7. Quills and Paintbrushes » reviews
Remus writes what he knows. Ginny paints what she sees. Books, tea, furniture and drugs. It's hard work being "arty".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-29-04 - Published: 4-18-04 - Ginny W. & Remus L.
8. Lost reviews
Note to self: Do not pour Firewhiskey down Remus' throat and expect everything to turn out lollipops and rainbows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-29-04 - Remus L. & Ginny W.
9. Logistics reviews
Sometimes you have to think about the logistics of the situation you're in. Other times thinking about the logistics can be about as much fun as taking a cold shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-04 - Ginny W. & Remus L.
10. But I Won't Do That Again! reviews
I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That Again!. A little birthday cookie for aikakone, gone a bit stale Oh, the curse of being a fertile Weasley! PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-04 - Ginny W. & Remus L.
11. Left in the Dark reviews
She swore she'd be with him at 7 o'clock. Now it's a quarter to three. (Jim Steinman's "Left in the Dark")
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-27-04 - Ginny W. & Remus L.
12. Listening to the Rain » reviews
It's raining. Ginny is standing outside of Remus' house. Why does she always seem to forget her promises to herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-13-04 - Published: 5-2-03 - Ginny W. & Remus L.
13. Coffee and Toast reviews
Remus and Ginny reflect on their rather odd breakfast habits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-26-04 - Remus L. & Ginny W.
14. Save the Last Dance for Me reviews
But don't forget who's taking you home and in who's arms you're gonna be. So darling, save the last dance for me... (Songfic)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-17-04 - Remus L. & Ginny W.
15. God Save Hogwarts » reviews
It's a Mary-Sue, but I'm openly admitting this. We don't die, but we fall in love with a couple of characters in the MWPP era. Weird, crazy, insane. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-30-03 - Remus L.
16. Moonlight on Water reviews
Short. Remus/Sirius Hermione/Ron. How much courage does it take to tell someone you love them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-1-03 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
17. Love is reviews
Another unsuccessful foray into the ship that is Ginny and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-29-03 - Ginny W. & Remus L.
18. Remus Kicks Butt: The Background Story » reviews
Remus is stuck with bad ale and the poster boy of evil. Can things get any worse? This is Remus' background story from When the Past Needs You. (Added a Chapter, finally)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-24-03 - Published: 2-16-03 - Remus L. & Severus S.
19. Kick in the Teeth reviews
Pre-Ootp and during my Self-Hatred period. GWRL & GWSB. Cliché, but rather nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-21-03 - Ginny W. & Remus L.
20. When the Past Needs You » reviews
Written before OotP AU. Ginny is sent back in time and adopts a new name, a new life, a new destiny. ALSO GIVE ME A BREAK, PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,287 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 2-16-03 - Published: 1-10-03 - Ginny W. & James P. - Complete
21. Coming Clean reviews
Coming Clean" is hard. Not if you have an awesome Green Day song in the background and a werewolf on your bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-12-03 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
22. A Bittersweet Victory » reviews
Voldemort and his followers are defeated after they took over Hogwarts. Hermione finds herself retelling the tale to Severus Snape. (Chapter 6 up. I'll write another 3 chapters to have everything I never knew I always wanted!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-3-03 - Published: 12-22-02 - Hermione G. & Severus S.
23. I Didn't Want To Need You » reviews
Severus Snape has a gooey center...and a really neat-o singing voice! Songfic, just so you know. Added the chapter before for some weird reason. I'm chalking it up to the cola
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-02 - Severus S. & Hermione G.
24. I Don't Know You Anymore reviews
One chapter. Hermione and Remus are having cracks in their relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-29-02 - Hermione G. & Remus L.
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