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| Sahar-Chan |
Author has written 1 story for Naruto. To all of you inquisitive people, I’m a 16 year old girl. And, yes, my name is in fact Sahar (It’s Arabic and it means dawn). I’m also a very proud Tunisian. I speak English, Frensh, Arabic and a little bit German -hobbies: writing (obviously), drawing Manga (although I suck at it) -artists: Evanescence, Muse, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne… -food: anything with strawberries and chocolate, French fries, apples - Movies: Mr. and Mrs. Smith, head over heels, twilight, letters to Juliette, before sunrise -subject: math (no, it’s not English. It’s math) -manga: Naruto, death note, vampire knight, hunter x hunter -series: the vampire diaries, gossip girl, Nikita, castle and the list goes on and on this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg, the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! FRIENDS: have never seen you cry FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing FRIENDS: Are for a while FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? Female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you don’t eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." 26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." I love my mother! Sakura talking in normal font, Sasuke's thoughts in italics Why don't you understand? Why do you always act like you hate me? R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49, Minami-to-yuri no hana, Tiger Priestess IF SASUSAKU DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE ANIME/MANGA: I will join an angry mob of SasuSaku fans to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou 'til he puts in SasuSaku, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411, narutolove1987, tearsofjoy159, Bulla49, Tiger Priestess Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when... 1. You make a leaf village forehead protector. January February March April May June July August September October November December -S- RIP Itachi Uchiha 6/9/87-3/14/08 Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile MUST READ!! When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Say "Ding" on every floor. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"And then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Cracks open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating. Sanity you say? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter When you talk to God, it’s religion. When God talks to you, it's psychotic. You want to know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good I'm not as dumb as you look The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. If genius is 1 inspiration and 99% perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that's the time to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis. It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance. Stupid is just a 5 letter word. Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice. Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans? Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. If voting could change anything, it would be illegal. That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is. If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself. Work is blackmail for survival. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs. Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them. Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys. When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later. Fun flies when you're doing time. When all else fails, use duct tape. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection? You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Love, - Sahar | |||||||
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