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Please have a look at the fifty odd stories in my favourites category. They are all extremely good.

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1. Eighteen Years » reviews

Merope's story of a life that was always destined to be either miserable or corrupted. One day I'll think of a better title, and a better summary.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,428 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-17-06

2. Proof reviews

[DH SPOILERS] A Slytherin's perspective on what happened in the Great Hall.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 7-28-07

3. Seventeen reviews

[Dr Franklin's Island] Semi and Arnie have a talk on the beach. This is extremely AU, as it works on the premise that Dr Franklin and his hospital are in fact, not on the island.

Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-06 - Published: 9-23-06

4. The Peace of Eternity

[Samorost] The King has his world destroyed.

Misc. Games - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-06

5. Stroke reviews

How one DADA teacher lost his job after just one year. OCteacherxOCstudent

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 4-26-06

6. Precedent to a Great Night Out reviews

[Green Wing] Poor Martin, having to grow up with Joanna...

Complete - British Comedy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-15-06 - Published: 4-15-06

7. Slytherin, Through and Through reviews

A Slytherin is sick of everyone assuming he's the spawn of the devil just because of his house. Rated purely for language.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-9-06 - Published: 4-9-06

8. Small Victories reviews

Clear muses. Drabble.

Complete - Final Destination - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 3-18-06

9. Violet's Wedding reviews

It's Violet's wedding day. VioletOC, some VioletQuigley. Not fluff. PreEnd.

Complete - Series Of Unfortunate Events - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-06

10. Another's Choice reviews

The story of a muggleborn who never went to Hogwarts. One shot.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-13-05 - Published: 10-13-05

11. Beautiful » reviews

People change and it is unhealthy to be in love with a memory. BellatrixVoldemort. A bit AU because I'm stupid and got the time all wrong.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-15-05 - Published: 9-12-05

12. Frustration reviews

Ron and Hermione sometimes find it difficult to concentrate on what Harry is saying. Drabble. Seventh year, post HBP, slightly AU as Harry isn't going to be at school then.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-23-05 - Published: 8-23-05

13. Tom Riddle and the Unusual Hat reviews

Presenting Tom Riddle, the unfortunate victim of a two thousand year old mind. Really, really preHBP.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-30-04 - Published: 11-30-04

14. Everything in its Right Place reviews

AU. What if it had been Petunia and Vernon that were killed, leaving Dudley to be brought up by the Potters. Yep, this fic is screwed around and impossible, but never mind. One shot, probably.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-13-04 - Published: 3-13-04

15. Just Behind the U bend reviews

What happened when Lister's dad died. Probably will have to have seen Better than Life or read Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers for this to make much sense.

Complete - Red Dwarf - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-04 - Published: 1-12-04

16. Being Sorted reviews

Neville's thoughts as he was sorted and what the Hat said to him. Is possibly going to be expanded

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-26-03 - Published: 8-26-03

17. Moonshine reviews

Dozer recalls a life overshadowed by his brother. One shot.

Complete - Matrix - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-13-03 - Published: 8-13-03

18. Agents, Plugs and White Drippy Goo » reviews

The thoughts of Neo throughout the first Matrix. A weird little parody you MIGHT find funny. I beg you to at least give it a go! Rated for language. Complete!

Complete - Matrix - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-30-03 - Published: 6-28-03

19. Prototype reviews

A short monologue by a person living in the first Matrix. You might as well read this.

Matrix - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-4-03 - Published: 7-4-03

20. Mary Sue, Child of Hogwarts reviews

Now where did Mary Sue come from? I've decided she was the daughter of the four founders. Do not read this. It is very very bad and very old. Go read something else. One shot.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-26-03 - Published: 6-26-03