YO YOU! NO THE PICKLE, YES YOU! SHOULD'VE SAID NO! SPEAK NOW! SPARKS FLY! YOU'RE HAUNTED! AND DEAR JOHN! I'M NOT FIFTEEN! YOU GIVE ME TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR! SAY SOMETHING! NO REALLY, I'D LIE. YEAH RIGHT. Heyyy... Moi name is Helen, Mary, and Kate! My real name's Helen...

THIS IS JERINAPATROMEMOSTLYJERINA AND JP-A-TRUE-GALLAGHER-GIRL!!!!!!!!

I know my profile's stupid, but please read it!!

*holds up a sign that says: LARRY STYLINSON BITCHES!!*

Niam Horayne. Ever'bodayy love dat Niam Horayne.

If you just have to know, I'm anubiscoo, NinaFina, 3554Jerina, ImSOJerina, and YetJerina2 on nick.com, mymelove on polyvore, and Anubishouseable on YouTube.

Follow me on Twitter @WeirdOfTheDay

IF YOU'RE READING THIS,

AND YOU'VE READ ALL THREE BOOKS OF THE HUNGER GAMES SERIES,

THIS IS NOT A CHOICE,

YOU HAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE TO GO CHECK OUT THIS FANFICS WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING MY PROFILE:

Forever Waking Up

CF: All Fall Down

Go on my favorite's list if you need help finding them!!

If you're reading this,

I love your stories!

'Cause mostly everyone who reads my profile,

I love them.

My favorite HoA couples:

Patrome (Patricia and Jerome)

Jerina (Nina and Jerome)

Amfie (Amber and Alfie)

Peddie (Patricia and Eddie)

Neddie (Nina and Eddie)

Name: Helen

Nickname(s): Mary; Leeyum: LeeLee/LiLi; Kate; Amber; Ambz; Marylinn Waz Here; Witch; VampireGirlMary; Cheese; Random Person; Person; Dirty Blonde; Foxy

Age: None of your business, but between ten and fourteen.

Gender: Female

Birthday: July Sixth

Country: America

State: Minnesota

Fave HoA Character(s): Ambz!

Fave HG Character(s): Katniss

Fave GG Character(s): Cammie

Fave HP Character(s): I dunno

Fave MBaV Character(s): I dunno

Fave DA Character(s): Tara

Fave 1D guy (Just to get it out there): Liammm

Fave TV Show(s): Anubis; Dance Acadamy; The River; Criminal Minds

Fave Movie(s): Warm Bodies; Hunger Games; The Woman in Black; Insidious; Beyond; October Baby

Fave Book(s): Divergent; Catching Fire; The Hunger Games

Fave Actor(s): Uhm... Josh Hucherson

Fave Actress(es): Ana Mulvoy Ten

Fave Musician(s): Taylor Swift

Fave Song(s): Loved You First (One Direction); They Don't Know About Us (One Direction); Blown Away (Carrie Underwood); Ronan (Taylor Swift); All Too Well (Taylor Swift)

Fave Color(s): Sunset Orange; Aqua

Fave Number(s): Sixteen; Eighty-four; Two

Roleplay As: Amber Millington (House of Anubis); Kate Rutter (House of Anubis/Hunger Games); Foxface (Hunger Games)

Fave Year(s): Uhm... 2008

Fave Month(s): July

Fave Quote(s): "You asked me what was more important; my life or yours. I told you 'mine' and you walked away, angry, not knowing that you are my life." -Unknown

"Get in the damn car, we gotta go get you a princess." -Haymitch (Panem's Daughter)

"You're insane,"

"Very observant." -Jason and Rufus (HoA)

"Fabian kissed me. I give you permission to kill him." -Nina (HoA ff)

"Who said you were king? Last time I checked, Eugene Simon was still very much alive." -Some Random Person (Nick Message Boards)

"Welcome to we love Mara land! Population: Jerome!" -Alfie (HoA)

"I've never heard silence quite this loud," -Taylor Swift (The Story Of Us)

"Apperently getting the TV to turn on isn't by banging the remote on the table and screaming 'TURN ON! TURN ON! TURN ON!'" -Taylor Swift (Twitter)

"Everyone wants to be happy, but you can't make a rainbow without a little rain," -Unknown

"People change, memories don't." -Unknown

"In the end, we all become the person we swore we'd never be." -Unkown

"Time won't fly, it's like I'm paralyzed by you. I'd like to be my old self again, but I'm still trying to find it." -Taylor Swift (All Too Well)

Fave Holiday(s): Halloween!!

Fave Sport(s): Swimming, if it counts

Did I forget anythingz? IM me a question and I'll add it on here

You can find FanFics for the TV shows:

House of Anubis

My Babysitters a Vampire: The Series

Dance Acadamy (Maybe)

Movies:

Harry Potter (Maybe)

Books:

Gallagher Girls (Maybe)

Yeah that's it for the story part...

My fave singer is Taylor Swift

Meanwhile, After the Hunger Games, IN OLD NEW JERSEY!! By Melissa Williams (Mel) and Mary Merlu (Me) (Edited by Maryy!)

Our story begins in Connecticut, even though we supposed to be in New Jersey (I don’t know why we’re in Connecticut and New Jersey at the same time, Mel just changed it!) after the Hunger Games. When Peeta was getting bread, Katniss was all like, “HURRY UP, YOU OATH!” Then Peeta was all like, “I WAS GETTING BREAD, YOU JERK!!!!” “WELL HURRY UP THEN!!!” “Uhh, I BREAD your pardon?!” “Costas it’s me, Cinna, you freaks!!!” “Oh, hi, YOU FOOL.” Said Katniss. “RUDE!!!!” “YOU FOO.” “Who’s Yoofoo?” “I DON’T KNOW!! SOMEONE!!” Then Peeta was all like, “I BREAD YOUR PARDON?!” “Peeta?” Katniss shakes her head. “Yes, my love?” “Here are some 2 simple words,” “What are the words?” Peeta asked. “SHUT UP!” Katniss screamed. “I thought we are bread and jelly! Get it? Bread and jelly?" "I thought it was peanut butter and jelly?!” Said Katniss. “Really man?! I thought we were sisters 10 seconds ago!” Cinna exclaimed. “I’m a man!” Peeta exclaimed. “Really? I didn’t know that!” Katniss said surprised.

And then Haymitch got married to Effie.

THE END.

A Hunger Games Ode

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

When I read it, it made me want to cry.

I want to go home, I want to not die,

But every time I wake, I hear the soft cry,

I try to avoid it, sleep as I do,

But then it rains, a sticky red goo,

I promised my mummy, that I would try to stop it,

But, mummy they're here! My head! They'll chop it,

Right off my neck, and it'll roll into the next room,

I would have to try to save you, before the gun goes "BOOM!"

I cry out your name, I write you a letter,

Mummy, you promised me, this would get better,

You told me it was fake, that nothing was real,

Then here is the room, the walls made of steel,

The blood is everywhere, on my shirt too,

I try not to shout, as the little bird goes "coo"

You promised me it would not happen, that it was all a mistake,

Well, mummy, I love you. Would you like a retake?

REPOST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE OR THE LITTLE GIRL WILL COME AND KILL YOU JUST LIKE SHE WAS KILLED. Mary

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I kinda still am)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 11

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'M PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Don't be offended my gaybies:) and no, I'm not gay)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (but I do like llamas)

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (haha, so true about all the Hispanics I know... Sorry!)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers,so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (what if you're a dude?)

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (FOREVERR!!)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled (Neverr)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (psh,you wish)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (So true)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm DANISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Key word, 'LIKE')

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (lol)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm DANISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Correct everyone!!)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Well, you learned a lot about me up there...

Yeah, so, uhm...

CF: All Fall Down ?

Yeah, that story

might be ending...

I'm crying.

SO

HARD.

STOP THAT STORY AND-

Carl: MARY!

I just realised something!

That if you take the date 12-24-02

Delete 12-24- and 2

0

Turn the zero 90 degrees clockwise

You clearly have a potato...!

Hey, I've just read this,

And this is amazing,

But here's my review,

So update maybe -Mary (If you review this, don't forget to mention MEE!! 'Cause I made it. If not, I will track you down and-

Carl the Llama ((If you do not know who this is, ask LittleGlitterMonster)): MARY!! THAT IS ENOUGH!!)

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost!

My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late..

-this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Tom Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will soffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness has been rewarded.

Silence is golden but ductape is silver
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've died, copy and paste this onto your profile

Lexi just asked me if I would like to be in her movie...

*A few hours later*

Jesse just asked me if I'd like to be in his movie...

INSTANT STARDOM!!

The reason I read your FanFiction

The reason I read your Fina/Fabina FanFic is because my fake sister loves Fabina

The reason I read your Patrome FanFic is because me and that sister love Patrome

The reason I read your Jerina/Jina/Nerome FanFic is because me and 3 other fake sisters love Jerina so much

The reason I read your Jara FanFic is because me nor my sisters like Jara so I give you a chance

The reason I finish your FanFic is because it's the best FanFic I ever read,

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That moment when you suddenly remember a fanfic you forgot the name of you haven't finished reading and forgot to put it on your favorite's list (I swear I did like, eight-six times, BUT I CAN'T FIND IT!!) ((Story is a Dead Mockingjay, btw))

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My best friend sisters:
Lexi

Suzie

1: Amber

2: Alfie

3: Patricia

4: Nina

5: Jerome

6: Mara

7: Mr. Whiskers

8: Trudy

9: Gran

10: Mick

11: Trudy's Pie

12: Joy (I really hate Joy)

1: Have you ever read a one/three story? (Amber/Patricia)

Not even friendship

2: Is number three hot? How hot? (Patricia)

I don't roll that way...

3: What would happen if nine got six pregnant? (Gran/Mara)

Well, this is awkward...

4: Have you ever read a three/five/nine story? (Patricia/Jerome/Gran)

NO, and I'm hoping I never will!

5: What would happen if twelve died in a hole? (Jerome)

NO MORE PRANKS!! PARTAA'Y! Mara: *Sniffle*

6: Do you recall reading a story about eight? (Trudy)

She's always in one, but barely.

7: Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating? (Alfie/Trudy's Pie)

It might just.

8: What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve kissing? (Alfie/Joy, Mr. Whiskers walked in)

MEOWW!! *Hiss*

9: Make up a summary for a three/ten fic. (Patricia/Mick)

"I don't think she can even see me," He sighed. "I try to get her attention, but she's caught up with someone else." I looked at him for the first time since he came out. "It's strange how the really smart and geeky Mara Jaffray doesn't see that." His next words words were barely audioable, but I still heard him. The next thing he says makes my eyes go wide, and, I guess I should say it, jerked the corners of my mouth up a bit. "I wasn't talking about Mara," (Like it? PM me and tell me. I'll write it and dedicate it to you.)

10: Five/nine or five/ten? (Jerome/Gran or Jerome/Mick)

Five/ten. DON'T LOOK AT ME STRANGELY. YOU WOULD'VE PICKED IT TOO.

11: Would two and six make a good couple? (Alfie/Mara)

Alfie would be hurting his best friend and Amber would accuse Mara of stealing yet another one of her guys. But, couplewise, sure.

12: Is there anything as one/eight fluff? (Amber/Trudy)

NOOOO...

13: Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Mr. Whiskers/Trudy's Pie)

(Strange...) 'Meow the Pie'

14: What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? (Mick)

"TRUDY'S BAKING CUPCAKES!!"

15: If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be? (Amber/Mara/Joy)

WARNING: AGES 0-FOREVER MAY NOT READ!

16: What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? (Mick/Alfie)

o.O "So, I heard your food is better than Trudy's."

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Opening Credits: Permanent Marker -Taylor Swift (How does that make any sense?)

Waking Up: Heart Attack -One Direction (... Whut?)

First Day At School: 22 -Taylor Swift (Seriously, this whole thing makes no sense o.O)

Making Your New Best Friend: Taken -One Direction (Okay, this is a little better but still huh o.o)

Falling In Love: I Almost Do -Taylor Swift (Yeah no)

Breaking Up: I Knew You Were Trouble -Taylor Swift (Finally, YUS! YUS THIS TOTALLY WORKS)

Prom: Over Again -One Direction (Uhm...)

Graduation: Same Mistakes -One Direction (... I mean if you think that graduation is like that then sure)

Life's Okay: C'mon C'mon -One Direction (Seriously, what?!)

Death of a Close Friend: I'm Only Me When I'm With You -Taylor Swift (The first time I did this was the same thing O.O yeah, I'm not exactly sure that's gonna work)

Mental Breakdown: The Moment I Knew -Taylor Swift (That's closer to it...)

Driving: Sad Beautiful Tragic -Taylor Swift (CAR CRASH?!)

Flashback: Stay Stay Stay -Taylor Swift (Well, ya know, it has flashbacks in it so... Yeah? Depends on the flashback :P)

Getting Back Together: Treacherous -Taylor Swift (That could work...)

Birth of Child: Rock Me -One Direction (Oh that's awkward.. Thinking about... Ohmaigawd my dirty little mind can't handle this)

Wedding scene: Girl At Home -Taylor Swift (Well this only works if YOU'VE GOT A GIRL AT HOME AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT)

Car Accident: I Want -One Direction (...)

Final Battle: I Would -One Direction (Slightly. Depends on the battle?)

Death Scene: What Makes You Beautiful -One Direction (Dead people are always beautiful... Ohmaigosh this would be sad if this was playing in the background of it like you know in those movies when someone's like, "I love you," to a person and then they die?)

Funeral Song: Kiss You -One Direction (THAT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE)

End Credits: The Last Time -Taylor Swift (Okaii, really, this could maybe work)

Yes, my playlist contains only Tay Tay and 1D. Problem, bro? Wait, I don't really care.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.

People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .

People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.

Email Adress: hhgreenso571@gmail.com

Better Email You Should Email: historyofahouse@gmail.com

Longest word: Andrianampoinimerina

Girl meets a boy on a messenger.

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They WILL kill you! Mine killed me...

IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, right now, I just figured out one of my fave writers... Is dead.

Even though we didn't know each other in real life, we were great friends.

I'd just like to say that I'm sorry for pushing you on that story and that I barely talked to you before you died. I don't think you knew that I wouldn't be on anymore.

Someone I care about (Besides my grandma) is dead. And do you want to know that saddest thing of all? She was only fifteen years old.

I am so sorry, Mary, which was your name and my nickname. I think that's why I like that name. I was so happy, so, so, happy when you commented on my story. You're still one of my idols, and you always will be

If you would like to read one of her stories, go on FF.N and enter JeromeNinaLover in the author search box.

I will always remember you, even if I didn't know you, you British little Mary.

Please, anyone reading this comment. Please, please, please. For the fifteen-year-old girl who died from who-knows-what on Feb. 11, 2012 around nine a.m.!

If you don’t comment, you clearly are a hateful, selfish person who doesn't care. Think about her friends and family. How would you like it if your best friend, or daughter, or whatever died? How would you like it if YOU were Mary? Knowing you're gonna die in a few hours? Which, you DID.

Like I said before,

Forever and always will I love your stories

Long live, Mary A.K.A. JeromeNinaLover.

I am crying for you, a girl I didn't even know, but was like a sister.

-Thank you, Mary. For all the little and big things you’ve done. Thank you for writing that fanfic for me and commenting on my stories.

I’m sorry that I didn’t know you were in the hospital. I didn’t even find out you were dead until’ two months later! I should have tried to keep in contact everyday… I should have tried better.

You probably don’t remember me. But I will always remember you. You’re still one of my idols. One of my fave authors, too. I your ff was one of the first ones I read on here and you’re the one who kept me reading. Whom, even though it doesn’t seem like it but I’m always writing everywhere, inspired me to keep writing.

I hope somehow you can continue writing in heaven. I wonder how you died… Oh well, it doesn’t matter. You’re in a better place.

Lots of Love,

The other Mary

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Helizzle! Or Marizzle :P

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Orange Kitty

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rebecca Vinewood (aw yeah!)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mum's maiden name): Hak-He Ake?

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Aqua Pepsi

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mums middle name): Ekakhn...

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lucky

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Banana Tornado!!

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Aqua Eye-Patch

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and white
2, Who made you smile today

You did:)
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning?

Sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Crap that no body cares about

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Hershey's
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No wayy!! (x647374873248874473857348578386089325940374857898359830584958674594859859864098986538703803459458349503495034959345954958340588534958964890345030)
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Oh wow,"

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookie dough
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Wataa!

10, Do you like your wallet?

YESHH!! IT HAS A MUSTACHE ON IT:D:D:D
11, What was the last thing you ate?
Food

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nurp
13, The last sporting event you watched?

Uhm... I really dunno

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

None of them

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Lexi
16, Ever go camping?

A long time ago.
17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Not that I know of!
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Sadly, no
19, Do you have a tan?

Well, I'm darker than I was last summer...
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Yeah (Sorry pizzans!)
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes
22, What did your last text message say?

'Hey hey hey hey did you know that I have to peeee? Leeyum!'

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Packing for move -.-

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

STUFF STALKERS, STUFF
26, What color is your watch?

Clear aqua...!
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Australia, DUH!
28, What is your birthstone?

Ruby (I think)
29 Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru...

30, What is your favorite number?

Two
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Maii mom... I'm more of a texter/video-chatter...

32, Any plans today?

Well it's one in the morning so I'm really not sure
33, How many states have you lived in?

Uhm... 1?
34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Back

35, Last song listened to?

All Too Well -Taylor Swift

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

ZY... No.
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Not anymore

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Maii feet:)
39, Are you jealous of anyone?

I don't think so
40, Is anyone jealous of you?

How would I know?
41, Do you love anyone?

My family, my friends, ect...
42, Do any of your friends have children?

Yeah, but they're older than me
43, What do you usually do during the day?

Run around (Major change from 'Be lazy' lol)
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Everyone, pretty much
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Kindaa
46, What color is your car?

No car...

47, Do you like cats?
Yeap!
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Lexi, Madaay, and Niall Horan ('Cause I can)
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Possibly...
50. How did you get your worst scar?

Don't have one!

Question: What are you doing now?

Me: Talking to you, duh.

Question: What do you think the person reading this is doing right now?

Me: I KNOW!! Reading this.

Question: What scares you the most?

Me: My phone ringing.

Question: Uhmm... Why?

Me: Because it's always on low volume so it vibrates just like a text when someone calls but it continues to vibrate so I start to freak out.

Question: Okay then... If you won an award, what would you do?

Me: *Picturing it* I'd like to thank Lexi for being my best friend! And Jaci for being my Emo Bunny! And the library computer for always being there for me and the toi-

You guys rock! And if ya wannna know I commented on your FanFiction at first as HouseofAnubisatJerinadotcom!

And if you wanna know, I'm also the JerinaPatromeMostlyJerina that doesn't have a profile(It's my phone one!)!

And of course, I'm JerinaPatromeMostlyJerina!

Love,

Mary,

Helen,

and Kate!