Greetings from the lame-ass planet of Me!
Sorry, had to say something really stupid. I couldn't resist. XD
I'm a tard, but I can't help it.
I blame my dad. XD
He's kinda...'out there'.
I like to grin, or smile. Whatever the heck its called. XD.
In love with so many fictional characters I've lost count.
It's sad. Yes. I know.
Uhm...what else need be said?
I don't know.
So I'll stop here before I make and even bigger idiot of myself.
-Lyssa out! XD Peace!
Fav Quotes (off the internet)
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
You know that you’re in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest, and feels the strongest.
I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you’re the truth than adore me for telling you lies.
It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death
Don’t tell me you love me; show me you do
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop
True love doesn’t have a happy ending: True love doesn’t HAVE an ending
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. But you can stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Lots of people are willing to die for the person they love, which is a pity, for it is a much grander thing to live for that person.
Death cannot stop true love. The worst it can do is delay it for a while.
-Westley, The Princess Bride
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance
Two can play at this game, Name, and now it's my turn to play
-to a girl/boy’s sexual teasing
Love is a serious mental disease
Where there is love there is life
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Follow love and it will flee, flee love and it will follow
Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage
A heart that loves is always young
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
Live for love. Without love, you don't live.
If love is shelter, I'm going to walk in the rain.
Love is the bridge between two hearts.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.
-Vincent van Gogh
Real love stories never have endings
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
-Martin Luther King Jr.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Love makes everything that is heavy light.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Love is a better teacher than duty.
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
Never try to define love. Once defined love is confined. Once confined -- It dies.
There is no living with thee, nor without thee.
-Martial Marcus Valerius
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the only gold.
-Lord Alfred Tennyson
A bad boy can always be reformed by a good woman
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves
Might hate you more, but I won’t love you less
-(I totally got this off War Horse.)(Hated that movie. Really did. Tom Hiddleston *spoiler!!* dies)
Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one
A scout should be silent but deadly
-Arcee, Transformers Prime
Arcee: Maybe it needs one of these doohickeys (holds out tail pipe)
Jack: You’re a motorcycle, Arcee. Shouldn’t you know how to build a motorcycle engine?
Arcee: You’re a human, Jack. Shouldn’t you know how to build me a small intestine?
-Arcee and Jack, Transformers Prime
Quotes (in General):
A woman's best weapons are her tears
Blood is just red sweat
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea: a woman’s weapon is her tongue
Dogs that fight each other will join forces against the wolf
-Armenian proverb (*perfect for Steve and Tony against Loki*John and Sherlock against Moriaty*)
When the big fish fight the shrimps must lie low
An egg does not fight a rock
He that fights and runs away, may life to fight another day
Insanity might decay the wise, but it makes a stronger fool
When people walk away from you. Let them go, your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.
Sometimes happiness is like a missing sock. You know it will turn up eventually, but it will probably be in the strangest place.
Never be a prisoner of your past. Be the architect of your future.
Competing with yourself makes you better. Competing with others makes you bitter.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.
If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
It's a delight to trust somebody so completely.
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
"The Widow of Black sat on a wall, the Widow of Black had a great fall, All the great fighters and all the great men, couldn't put Tasha together again."
-(*for Natasha*)(no idea where i got that from)
Funny Question: How many cheeks do you have? (ANSWER: Four, count them.)
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? (ANSWER: No, but since he’s dead it would be kind of difficult.)
What goes up and never comes down? (ANSWER: Age)
((i apologize. i just thought those were funny.)
Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck.
Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.
Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
Fanfiction: Because it's an escape.
Maybe at some point in my life I'll actually submit a story. But I'd like to actually finish one first.
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