Greetings from the lame-ass planet of Me!

Sorry, had to say something really stupid. I couldn't resist. XD

I'm a tard, but I can't help it.

I blame my dad. XD

He's kinda...'out there'.

XD

I like to grin, or smile. Whatever the heck its called. XD.

Moving on.

In love with so many fictional characters I've lost count.

It's sad. Yes. I know.

Uhm...what else need be said?

I don't know.

So I'll stop here before I make and even bigger idiot of myself.

-Lyssa out! XD Peace!

Fav Quotes (off the internet)

Love Quotes:

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

-Dr. Seuss

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

-Love Docter

You know that you’re in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest, and feels the strongest.

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you’re the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

-Pietro Aretino

It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death

-Thomas Mann

Don’t tell me you love me; show me you do

-Omage Jossy

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop

-H.L. Mencken

True love doesn’t have a happy ending: True love doesn’t HAVE an ending

-Unknown

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. But you can stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

-Brandon Tikalsky

Lots of people are willing to die for the person they love, which is a pity, for it is a much grander thing to live for that person.

-Jason Hurst

Death cannot stop true love. The worst it can do is delay it for a while.

-Westley, The Princess Bride

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance

-Oscar Wilde

Two can play at this game, Name, and now it's my turn to play

-to a girl/boy’s sexual teasing

Love is a serious mental disease

-Plato

Where there is love there is life

-Mahatma Gandhi

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

-Woody Allen

Follow love and it will flee, flee love and it will follow

-proverb

Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage

-Ambrose Bierce

A heart that loves is always young

-Greek proverb

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

-Robert Frost

Live for love. Without love, you don't live.

If love is shelter, I'm going to walk in the rain.

Love is the bridge between two hearts.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

-Samuel Butler

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.

-Vincent van Gogh

Real love stories never have endings

-Richard Bach

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

-Martin Luther King Jr.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

-Jules Renard

Love makes everything that is heavy light.

-Thomas Kempis

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

-Helen Rowland

Love is a better teacher than duty.

-Albert Einstein

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.

-Robert Browning

Never try to define love. Once defined love is confined. Once confined -- It dies.

There is no living with thee, nor without thee.

-Martial Marcus Valerius

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

-Henry Louis Mencken

Love is the only gold.

-Lord Alfred Tennyson

A bad boy can always be reformed by a good woman

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

-Albert Einstein

Might hate you more, but I won’t love you less

-(I totally got this off War Horse.)(Hated that movie. Really did. Tom Hiddleston *spoiler!!* dies)

Fun Quotes:

Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one

-Dr. House

A scout should be silent but deadly

-Arcee, Transformers Prime

Arcee: Maybe it needs one of these doohickeys (holds out tail pipe)

Jack: You’re a motorcycle, Arcee. Shouldn’t you know how to build a motorcycle engine?

Arcee: You’re a human, Jack. Shouldn’t you know how to build me a small intestine?

-Arcee and Jack, Transformers Prime

Quotes (in General):

A woman's best weapons are her tears

Blood is just red sweat

-Enson Inoue

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea: a woman’s weapon is her tongue

-Hermione Gingold

Dogs that fight each other will join forces against the wolf

-Armenian proverb (*perfect for Steve and Tony against Loki*John and Sherlock against Moriaty*)

When the big fish fight the shrimps must lie low

-Creole Proverb

An egg does not fight a rock

-Malagasy Proverb

He that fights and runs away, may life to fight another day

Insanity might decay the wise, but it makes a stronger fool

When people walk away from you. Let them go, your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

Sometimes happiness is like a missing sock. You know it will turn up eventually, but it will probably be in the strangest place.

Never be a prisoner of your past. Be the architect of your future.

Competing with yourself makes you better. Competing with others makes you bitter.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

-La Bruyere

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.

-Joseph Campbell

A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.

-Christopher Reeve

It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.

-Thomas Fuller

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.

-Nikita Khrushchev

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.

-Ruth Brown

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

-Lana Turner

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

-Steven Wright

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

-Peter Ustinov

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

-William Shakespeare

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

-Stephen King

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

-Stanley Baldwin

It's a delight to trust somebody so completely.

-Jeff Goldblum

All hope abandon, ye who enter here!

-Dante Alighieri

"The Widow of Black sat on a wall, the Widow of Black had a great fall, All the great fighters and all the great men, couldn't put Tasha together again."

-(*for Natasha*)(no idea where i got that from)

Funny Question: How many cheeks do you have? (ANSWER: Four, count them.)

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? (ANSWER: No, but since he’s dead it would be kind of difficult.)

What goes up and never comes down? (ANSWER: Age)

((i apologize. i just thought those were funny.)

Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck.

Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.

Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.

Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.

Fanfiction: Because it's an escape.

Maybe at some point in my life I'll actually submit a story. But I'd like to actually finish one first.