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A bit about me: Well in a pickle I'm that smart but really quiet girl at school that nobody ever really talks to and who eats her lunch in the library. I only have a few close friends and none of us share a school. Whatever I might seem like in class I totally shed around my friends and I can open up and be funny and loud and have a good time without worrying about what anyone thinks. I get straight A's and spend the majority of my time in school, doing homework, or taking online classes but what time I save for myself is spent on Fan-fiction or with my friends.
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
See which Akatsuki member you are the most like
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]
[Konan Score: 3]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 6]
[Sasori Score: 2 ]
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.
[Deidara Score: 6]
[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]
[Hidan Score: 3 ]
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 5 ]
[Tobi Score: 0]
[Orochimaru score: 3]
Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be Bold)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm YOUNG and MARRIED, so I MUST be dumb.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?
All members of the Akatsuki, Sakura, Hinata, Samui, Neji, Shikamaru, and Guren.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?
SakuraXAkatsuki SakuraxDeidara SakuraxSasori SakuraxPein HinataxNaruto SamuixNaruto SakuraxCENTRIC DeidaraxSasori NarutoxSakura(only when it is really well written, like in Hell's Radiance which happens to be my FAVORITE fanfiction EvA!)
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Yaoi does not bother me and I actually like it (hence me listing DeidarxSasori) but I do not prefer it. I am not a horny bitch who masturbates to hentai at 2 A.M. but I can appreciate it if well written.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.
I don't really have that much. Just pictures, personal art, and evil plot bunnies.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
No, not really...
7) NaruHina or KibaHina?
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
...I really don't like either... I dislike Sasuke in general seeing as he has a mile long log stuffed FAR up his ass. But I suppose it would be SasuSaku.
9) Which team is your favorite?
Team 7 :3
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?
Yes. As soon as I saw pictures of them both I had my suspicions but then they gave it away so...
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Deidara, Sasori, Pein, Itachi, and Hidan. In no particular order I just... don't... really... know how to... choose...
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Anti-Sasuke all the way! I really wish I could shove that previously mentioned log even farther up his ass. So far in fact that it would pierce his brain and kill him in the middle of one of his holier-than-thou moments.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Except for the last few that have come out.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far?
No. Manga doesn't load very well on my lap-top... it always crashes.
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No. I think he is a very "in the moment" kind of person.
17) Sub or dub?
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?
When he is being annoying it IS funny.
20) Do you even know who Tobi is?
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Bit of both
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Naruto with sexy-no-jutsu, Neji, or Deidara.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?
He is awesome 'cause he's weird
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?
Hinata with a Naruto-like personality
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?
What do you think? Huh? Does the site I'm on right now or the survey I'm taking have anything to do with this? Oh no! Of course not!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?
O.o must I answer this one? YES
27) Do you like lemons?
…If well written.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
No. My mother has no clue except for the fact that "I spend WAY too much time on the computer young lady!"
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?
It sounds familiar but I can't place the title... probably.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
No. I am not the culprit here!
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?
My life is family, friends, school, and fanfiction/anime. Does that make a point? Yes. It has affected my life but my grades stay the same no matter what.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Never heard of it
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?
Sometimes, but I never show it to anyone.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?
I didn't think he was in the first place so... hmmm... NO.
40) Do you have a Naruto OC?
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Hmm... quite possibly.
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who?
If I had to say I guess Deidara 'cause I have the long dirty blonde hair that I keep in a partial ponytail. I have bangs too as well as mostly blue eyes and a light tan. However, my hair is wavy, my eyes are multicolored, and my bangs just frame my face.
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