| garfieldodie |
Author has written 41 stories for Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Comics, Red Dwarf, and Doctor Who. AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I find this profile page to be rather tedious. Shall be doing away with it now. Enjoy my fics. | |||||||
1. Trial of a Space Bum reviewsSpoilers for Series X. A stopover at a GELF trading post results in Lister being arrested for murder. But who could ever believe Lister to be guilty of murder? You'd have to be insane! Oh, wait. They are? Well then, that makes sense...Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-20-13 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete2. Home Sweet Home » reviewsThe Dwarfers inspect a derelict spaceship, only to get attacked by a rogue simulant with a nasty looking gun. And that's just the first weird thing that happens to them.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,831 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-29-12 - Published: 8-24-11 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete3. Wildlife From Beyond » reviewsHalloween Special. A strange nightmare is plaguing Calvin's sleep. Could it be that more life prowls in the woods at night than he thinks?Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,613 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-31-11 - Published: 10-24-11 - Calvin & Hobbes4. Rimmerworld Redux » reviewsAU. Lister insists on a rather dangerous mission of boarding a disintegrating simulant ship, only to get the crew cornered by a rogue simulant. Rimmer has a chance to save them, but it turns out his heart condition is worse than they thought... Complete!Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-24-11 - Published: 7-23-11 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete5. Journey reviewsLister and Rimmer reminice and struggle to say goodbye before he leaves to take up the mantle of Ace. Meanwhile, Rimmer tries to slot back into his old life.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-11 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete6. Wood and Cardboard reviewsA wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-8-11 - 11th Doctor & Calvin - Complete7. The Next Doctors » reviewsAU. Follows on from Always Another Way. Donna arrives in Victorian London with a newly regenerated Doctor. The Cybermen are marching, there's a lady in red, and an odd man claiming that he is, in fact, the eleventh Doctor.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 5-22-11 - 11th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete8. Always Another Way reviewsAU. Wherein the Doctor realizes that some people are worth dying for. Alt-end to Journey's End.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-13-11 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete9. Animal I Have Become » reviewsSet two years before Back to Earth. The Dwarfers find that a GELF has broken on board. Their attempts to capture it lead to experimentation, and they end up creating something far more sinister...Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,642 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-2-11 - Published: 11-1-10 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete10. Exceeding Expectations reviewsSeries 7. Set after Stoke Me a Clipper and before Ouroboros. After Rimmer's departure, Lister reflects on what's happened since and how he feels without him. Complete.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-11 - Lister, D. - Complete11. Prelude to a Season reviewsThe following story is hopefully canon with the rest of CALVIN & HOBBES: THE SERIES. A secret intergalactic society join together, looking for the right one. They must find the one before their superiors awaken. They discover a certain planet...Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-11 - Complete12. Empty Dwarf reviewsLister wakes up one morning to find it's a little colder than usual on Red Dwarf. It's also a deal quieter. Halloween-themed one-shot.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-10 - Lister, D. - Complete13. Let's Try it Another Way, Shall We? » reviewsSeries 7. A couple of scenes from "Ouroboros" with Rimmer present and in on the plot. Just wanted to see what it would maybe have been like.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-13-10 - Published: 9-30-10 - Kristine K. & Rimmer, A. - Complete14. Chronic reviewsSeries 9. Short little story about Lister's back going out. The others try to help him cope. Read and review!Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-10 - Lister, D. - Complete15. Take a Stand reviewsAU. Alternate ending to Terrorform. Repairs what I thought was irritating.Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-13-10 - Rimmer, A.16. Snow Planet reviewsSeries 6. Lister wants to celebrate Christmas, whether the others want to or not. A Christmas-themed fic.Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-09 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete17. Back For Kochanski » reviewsPost Back to Earth. Lister and company spearhead a mission to find Kochanski. Their journey takes them to GELF Space, where they find something rather sinister awaiting them...Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,890 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-13-09 - Published: 10-7-09 - Kristine K. & Lister, D. - Complete18. Die Young reviewsSeries 9. Rimmer must brave the towering inferno that is Red Dwarf and save his ship. Resolving the cliffhanger of Series 8.Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-24-09 - Rimmer, A. - Complete19. Post Tikka reviewsSeries 7. The Cat isn't as stupid as he looks...Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-09 - Cat - Complete20. Gear Minded » reviewsSeries 8. Lister is freaked out when Kochanski goes on a date with her ex, Tim, and suspects that Tim might have some ulterior motive. R&R.Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - Kristine K. & Lister, D. - Complete21. Partners in Crime reviewsSeries 8. Lister and Rimmer have been wronged. They shall do something about it. Kochanski is bemused by it all, and Kill Crazy is crazy, as per usual.Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-09 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete22. Comic Treasure Island » reviewsA take on the Muppet Movie that is a take on the famous book. COMPLETED!Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete23. Musings of a Stressed Out Hologram reviewsAU. Takes place during RIMMERWORLD. Suppose Rimmer had reasoned himself into doing the right thing instead of taking the escape pod...Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-08 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete24. MST3k: Operation: Return to Earth » reviewsMystery Science Theater 3000. Mike Nelson, Crow, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot are back on Earth...only to become fugitives from the law. Only Joel Robinson can save them now. It's only a matter of finding him... COMPLETE!Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 4-28-07 - Complete25. GarfBob SquareField » reviewsGarfield meets SpongeBob in this whimsical tale. Jon has purchased SpongeBob, and we all know what Garfield does when Jon brings a fish home. Uh oh. COMPLETE!Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 5-7-06 - Complete26. Retro Chill » reviewsCo written by Swing123. As the final movie to both trilogies, Calvin & Hobbes are threatened when their archenemies, Retro and Rupert, team up and cause massive mayhem for them and their friends. COMPLETE!Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 4-30-06 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete27. Unzipped » reviewsAfter losing his History Report in it, Calvin and Hobbes crawl into the backpack in search of it, and find themselves in an interestingly built new world! COMPLETE!Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 6-30-05 - Complete28. The New Pet Force » reviewsVetvix captures Abnermal and Compooky, meaning Sorceror Binky must retrieve two replacements from our universe. However, Garzooka, Odious and Starlena may not be ready for he has in mind, especially when one of them is a kid and the others a tiger... COMPGarfield - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,070 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 6-17-05 - Complete29. How to NOT Be Cool! reviewsOneShot! In the classic tale from Book 2, Hobbes tries to be cool, but according to Calvin, he's just a big dork.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-26-06 - Complete30. A Rather Profound Christmas Special » reviewsCalvin and Hobbes are eagerly anticipating Christmas, but everyone in town is getting angrier by the second. They have to restore the Christmas spirit before Santa decides to judge them all as bad. COMPLETE!Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 10-20-05 - Complete31. Buses, Bikes & Subways reviewsA rewrite of a previous fic. Calvin and Hobbes are left behind at an airport, and they take several methods of transport to get home.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-05 - Complete32. Trouble Island » reviewsIn the final movie, Calvin and Hobbes are faced with an old foe and must find a way to get away from their campsite to survive. But Mom and Dad are apparently up to no good, as well as a whacko doctor... COMPLETE!Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,835 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 7-4-05 - Complete33. The Adventures in Mini Golf reviewsRosalyn takes Calvin and Hobbes on her date. You'll figure it out sooner or later.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-05 - Complete34. Attack of the Teacher Creature » reviewsSequel to CYIT? Calvin and Hobbes run away from home after the TV is locked up. They decide to live in the deserted part of town in an elementary school. However, great evil lives in that school... Complete!Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,620 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 5-24-05 - Complete35. Calvin and Hobbes Get XTREME! » reviewsA series of stories that involve Calvin and Hobbes getting XTreme! From simple camping trips and Calvinball to triathlons and skiing, it's nothing but sweat for the dynamic duo. Complete!Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 4-16-05 - Complete36. Blueprints for Disaster reviewsCalvin and Hobbes attempt to build the model airplane, but the glue seems to be against them...Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-05 - Complete37. Terminal Terror reviewsAfter messing with Dad's new computer, Calvin is grounded. However, Mom and Dad might need Calvin's help when a lightning storm brings the computer to life.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-9-05 - Complete38. Can You Imagine That? » reviewsMy take on a Calvin and Hobbes movie. Calvin and Hobbes venture out on a mission to get the neighborhood kids back. What they don't know is that Calvin's imagination is about to come to life. Please R&R. Completed!Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 12-3-04 - Complete39. Yukon Ho! reviewsWhen Dad throws out the TV, Calvin immiedietly shouts out TO THE YUKON! Is this a good idea? Of course not. But getting there is half the fun!Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-05 - Complete40. The Mystery of the Missing Milk reviewsScript form. Calvin Tracer Bullet & Hobbes Tiger Eye have to clear Tracer's name when Mom accuses him of drinking all the milk. They find out who the real culprit is, though it's pretty surprising.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-26-04 - Complete41. A Garfield Vaction reviewsBased on the comic strips. Garfield, Odie and Jon take a vacation where wierd things start to happen.Garfield - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-7-03 - Complete