garfieldodie
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since: 12-23-02, id: 314426, Profile Updated: 03-26-10
country: USA
Author has written 41 stories for Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Comics, Red Dwarf, and Doctor Who.

AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I find this profile page to be rather tedious. Shall be doing away with it now.

Enjoy my fics.


1. Trial of a Space Bum reviews
Spoilers for Series X. A stopover at a GELF trading post results in Lister being arrested for murder. But who could ever believe Lister to be guilty of murder? You'd have to be insane! Oh, wait. They are? Well then, that makes sense...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-20-13 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
2. Home Sweet Home » reviews
The Dwarfers inspect a derelict spaceship, only to get attacked by a rogue simulant with a nasty looking gun. And that's just the first weird thing that happens to them.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,831 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-29-12 - Published: 8-24-11 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
3. Wildlife From Beyond » reviews
Halloween Special. A strange nightmare is plaguing Calvin's sleep. Could it be that more life prowls in the woods at night than he thinks?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,613 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-31-11 - Published: 10-24-11 - Calvin & Hobbes
4. Rimmerworld Redux » reviews
AU. Lister insists on a rather dangerous mission of boarding a disintegrating simulant ship, only to get the crew cornered by a rogue simulant. Rimmer has a chance to save them, but it turns out his heart condition is worse than they thought... Complete!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-24-11 - Published: 7-23-11 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
5. Journey reviews
Lister and Rimmer reminice and struggle to say goodbye before he leaves to take up the mantle of Ace. Meanwhile, Rimmer tries to slot back into his old life.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-11 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
6. Wood and Cardboard reviews
A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-8-11 - 11th Doctor & Calvin - Complete
7. The Next Doctors » reviews
AU. Follows on from Always Another Way. Donna arrives in Victorian London with a newly regenerated Doctor. The Cybermen are marching, there's a lady in red, and an odd man claiming that he is, in fact, the eleventh Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 5-22-11 - 11th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
8. Always Another Way reviews
AU. Wherein the Doctor realizes that some people are worth dying for. Alt-end to Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-13-11 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
9. Animal I Have Become » reviews
Set two years before Back to Earth. The Dwarfers find that a GELF has broken on board. Their attempts to capture it lead to experimentation, and they end up creating something far more sinister...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,642 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-2-11 - Published: 11-1-10 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
10. Exceeding Expectations reviews
Series 7. Set after Stoke Me a Clipper and before Ouroboros. After Rimmer's departure, Lister reflects on what's happened since and how he feels without him. Complete.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-11 - Lister, D. - Complete
11. Prelude to a Season reviews
The following story is hopefully canon with the rest of CALVIN & HOBBES: THE SERIES. A secret intergalactic society join together, looking for the right one. They must find the one before their superiors awaken. They discover a certain planet...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-11 - Complete
12. Empty Dwarf reviews
Lister wakes up one morning to find it's a little colder than usual on Red Dwarf. It's also a deal quieter. Halloween-themed one-shot.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-10 - Lister, D. - Complete
13. Let's Try it Another Way, Shall We? » reviews
Series 7. A couple of scenes from "Ouroboros" with Rimmer present and in on the plot. Just wanted to see what it would maybe have been like.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-13-10 - Published: 9-30-10 - Kristine K. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
14. Chronic reviews
Series 9. Short little story about Lister's back going out. The others try to help him cope. Read and review!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-10 - Lister, D. - Complete
15. Take a Stand reviews
AU. Alternate ending to Terrorform. Repairs what I thought was irritating.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-13-10 - Rimmer, A.
16. Snow Planet reviews
Series 6. Lister wants to celebrate Christmas, whether the others want to or not. A Christmas-themed fic.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-09 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
17. Back For Kochanski » reviews
Post Back to Earth. Lister and company spearhead a mission to find Kochanski. Their journey takes them to GELF Space, where they find something rather sinister awaiting them...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,890 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-13-09 - Published: 10-7-09 - Kristine K. & Lister, D. - Complete
18. Die Young reviews
Series 9. Rimmer must brave the towering inferno that is Red Dwarf and save his ship. Resolving the cliffhanger of Series 8.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-24-09 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
19. Post Tikka reviews
Series 7. The Cat isn't as stupid as he looks...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-09 - Cat - Complete
20. Gear Minded » reviews
Series 8. Lister is freaked out when Kochanski goes on a date with her ex, Tim, and suspects that Tim might have some ulterior motive. R&R.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - Kristine K. & Lister, D. - Complete
21. Partners in Crime reviews
Series 8. Lister and Rimmer have been wronged. They shall do something about it. Kochanski is bemused by it all, and Kill Crazy is crazy, as per usual.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-09 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
22. Comic Treasure Island » reviews
A take on the Muppet Movie that is a take on the famous book. COMPLETED!
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete
23. Musings of a Stressed Out Hologram reviews
AU. Takes place during RIMMERWORLD. Suppose Rimmer had reasoned himself into doing the right thing instead of taking the escape pod...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-08 - Lister, D. & Rimmer, A. - Complete
24. MST3k: Operation: Return to Earth » reviews
Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mike Nelson, Crow, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot are back on Earth...only to become fugitives from the law. Only Joel Robinson can save them now. It's only a matter of finding him... COMPLETE!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 4-28-07 - Complete
25. GarfBob SquareField » reviews
Garfield meets SpongeBob in this whimsical tale. Jon has purchased SpongeBob, and we all know what Garfield does when Jon brings a fish home. Uh oh. COMPLETE!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 5-7-06 - Complete
26. Retro Chill » reviews
Co written by Swing123. As the final movie to both trilogies, Calvin & Hobbes are threatened when their archenemies, Retro and Rupert, team up and cause massive mayhem for them and their friends. COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 4-30-06 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete
27. Unzipped » reviews
After losing his History Report in it, Calvin and Hobbes crawl into the backpack in search of it, and find themselves in an interestingly built new world! COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 6-30-05 - Complete
28. The New Pet Force » reviews
Vetvix captures Abnermal and Compooky, meaning Sorceror Binky must retrieve two replacements from our universe. However, Garzooka, Odious and Starlena may not be ready for he has in mind, especially when one of them is a kid and the others a tiger... COMP
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,070 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 6-17-05 - Complete
29. How to NOT Be Cool! reviews
OneShot! In the classic tale from Book 2, Hobbes tries to be cool, but according to Calvin, he's just a big dork.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-26-06 - Complete
30. A Rather Profound Christmas Special » reviews
Calvin and Hobbes are eagerly anticipating Christmas, but everyone in town is getting angrier by the second. They have to restore the Christmas spirit before Santa decides to judge them all as bad. COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 10-20-05 - Complete
31. Buses, Bikes & Subways reviews
A rewrite of a previous fic. Calvin and Hobbes are left behind at an airport, and they take several methods of transport to get home.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-05 - Complete
32. Trouble Island » reviews
In the final movie, Calvin and Hobbes are faced with an old foe and must find a way to get away from their campsite to survive. But Mom and Dad are apparently up to no good, as well as a whacko doctor... COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,835 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 7-4-05 - Complete
33. The Adventures in Mini Golf reviews
Rosalyn takes Calvin and Hobbes on her date. You'll figure it out sooner or later.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-05 - Complete
34. Attack of the Teacher Creature » reviews
Sequel to CYIT? Calvin and Hobbes run away from home after the TV is locked up. They decide to live in the deserted part of town in an elementary school. However, great evil lives in that school... Complete!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,620 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 5-24-05 - Complete
35. Calvin and Hobbes Get XTREME! » reviews
A series of stories that involve Calvin and Hobbes getting XTreme! From simple camping trips and Calvinball to triathlons and skiing, it's nothing but sweat for the dynamic duo. Complete!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 4-16-05 - Complete
36. Blueprints for Disaster reviews
Calvin and Hobbes attempt to build the model airplane, but the glue seems to be against them...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-05 - Complete
37. Terminal Terror reviews
After messing with Dad's new computer, Calvin is grounded. However, Mom and Dad might need Calvin's help when a lightning storm brings the computer to life.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-9-05 - Complete
38. Can You Imagine That? » reviews
My take on a Calvin and Hobbes movie. Calvin and Hobbes venture out on a mission to get the neighborhood kids back. What they don't know is that Calvin's imagination is about to come to life. Please R&R. Completed!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 12-3-04 - Complete
39. Yukon Ho! reviews
When Dad throws out the TV, Calvin immiedietly shouts out TO THE YUKON! Is this a good idea? Of course not. But getting there is half the fun!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-05 - Complete
40. The Mystery of the Missing Milk reviews
Script form. Calvin Tracer Bullet & Hobbes Tiger Eye have to clear Tracer's name when Mom accuses him of drinking all the milk. They find out who the real culprit is, though it's pretty surprising.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-26-04 - Complete
41. A Garfield Vaction reviews
Based on the comic strips. Garfield, Odie and Jon take a vacation where wierd things start to happen.
Garfield - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-7-03 - Complete