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I have been diagnosed
As you might of guessed, I happen to be Team EDWARD! However, If I had to choose between one of the other male twilight characters it would be Emmett. Why I hear you ask? Why not Jaspers' perceptiveness or Carlisle compassion? Because, Emmett would be the only one that could handle my sense of humour :')
What are your 10 favorite Twilight characters (in order)?
Have you ever seen or heard of 1/3/9 fight? Edward, Jasper and Carlisle? No way!
What about an 8/4? Esme and Alice? they're too busy shopping ...
What if7/5 fought? Rosalie and Bella? In Twilight, where Rose thought of her throwing her life away.
What if 5 walked in on 7 and 4?
Would you make out with 1? Hell Yes.
Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9? Seth, walked in on Rosalie and Carlisle? No way. That's her dad !
What if you walked in on 2, 5, and 4? Emmett, Alice, and Jasper? Hell No! Why throw Emmett into their little bubble
I promise to remember Bella
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
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If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )
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You say Harry Potter,
I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
You know you’ve seen or read twilight too many times when:
1. You go around asking hot guys to bite you
2. You put on pale white cosmetics and say you’re a Cullen
3. You ask a Native American guy if he can turn into a giant dog
4. You dream about Edward and you getting married.
5. You jump off a cliff and think Edward will save you.(DO not try that you moron, you may get yourself killed)
6. You steal a silver Volvo and drive around like a maniac
7. You name your child Edward, Jasper, or Emmett
8. You bite your hand and say that James turned you.
9. You fall madly in love with a two year old (like I want to marry you fall in love, or imprint)
10. You’re nuts and crazy
11. You can think you can fry an egg on your forehead.(please don’t try that)
12. You try to fly
13. You sang what was on 12
14. You try to attack and kill a mountain lion with your bear hands.
Sexier than you since 1901
Smoother than you since 1843
Luckier than you will ever be.
Prettier than you since 1915
Quirkier than you since 1901
Stronger than you since 1915
Who do you like more:
Edward or Jacob?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villian: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you find out about the movie?
It was EVERYWHERE!
Are you excited?
I have the movie now, and I LOVE it!
What do you think of the casting so far?
I LOVE ROBERT PATTISON!! Kristen Stewart is also a good actress and i love Kellan Lutz , Ashley Greene , Jackson Rathbone and Nikki Reed !
Are you going to go see it?
HELL YEAH !
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
Bold the ones your for :)
Team Jacob/Team Edward
10 Reasons Why I hate Jacob Black
1. He walks around with no shirt on. No, Jacob, you AREN’T too sexy for your shirt. You burn my eyes. Put some clothes on. Geez.
2. He pretends to kill himself just to get kissed. How sick is that? It’s just like telling a girl you have cancer to get her in bed.
3. He falls in love with a girl, like, 5 minutes after she’s born. Pedophile, much?
4. He was, at first, in love with that girl’s mom, who will one day be his mother-in-law, who he has kissed… ew. That’s just screwed up.
5. He is mean to kids. Do you see how he treats Seth? And what about Renesmee before she was born! It was just cruel!
6. He isn’t as caring as Edward is. When Bella trips or falls, Edward catches her. Jacob laughs.
7. He can’t keep a secret. He told the biggest one the first time he met a girl, and just because she was flirting! That’s just pathetic.
8. He’s too warm. He didn’t cause global warming. He IS global warming.
9. He has an over-inflated ego. He just ASSUMES Bella wants him to kiss her. God. He just assumes way too much.
10. He’s not Edward. ‘Nuff said.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
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