Dear readers,

I'm so sorry I haven't updated in so long,but life has gotten busy I found time to come back on here and delete some stories,and keep the one's I'm going to update. I decided to keep my completed stories and 2 or 3 of my uncompleted stories. Thank you for reading,my greatest apologies for not updating.

-Christina.

Here's the link:http://xxjewelxx13.deviantart.com/

The Earth gave us Food, so we wasted it.

The Earth gave us Water, so we polluted it.

The Earth gave us Life, so we destroyed it's.

The Earth has given us so much. If you think we should give the Earth the respect it deserves, copy and paste this into your profile.

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride,Twilight,Hunger Games,Babymouse,Baby-sitters club (I read alot lol)

Favorite TV shows: The Looney Tunes Show,Regular Show,Adventure Time,Alvin and The Chipmunks,The Smurfs,Garfield and Friends,Looney Tunes,Spongebob Squarepants,Total Drama Island (Kinda XD)

Toon/Fictional Loves: Daffy Duck,Bugs Bunny,Link,Fang,Iggy,Edward Cullen,Marshall Lee and Rigby (Lol that's alot! XD)

S{he} Be{lie}ve{d}

{ } Single

{ } Taken

{X} Mentally Dating a character that doesn't actually exist (Preferably Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny lol )

Hater's are a platypus,Heart breaker's are a platypus,Drama is a platypus (lol I was just listening to that XD)

If you have ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a kiss, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American/Canadian teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

My Cartoon Life! (Something I made up cause I'm really bored XD)

If I was a cartoon character I would live in the suburbs of The Looney Tunes Show.My Best Friends would be Bugs,Daffy,Lola,Marceline,Finn,Mordecai and Rigby. I would look the same as I do in real life except by hair would be longer and I would have an outfit like Marceline's.My pet's would be Cake from Adventure Time,Gunther from Adventure Time and Tweety from The Looney Tunes Show.My speaking voice would be Lola from The Looney Tunes Show and my singing voice would be Marceline from Adventure Time. During the Summer's I would go to Total Drama Island and compete and In my spare time I would go to the RO GO OO CC with Lola to play Tennis.For my job I would go on adventure's with Finn and Jake or help Bugs with the Carrot peeler invention (I love carrots so I would be good at it!). My Crushes would be Bugs and Daffy and Finn and Rigby would have a crush on me.

Yup my cartoon life would be awesome! lol XD

Alvin and the Chipmunks FAN FIC STUFF!!!! (I found this funny so I thought i'd post it =)

1) They are brothers, nothing else

Umm I guess thats okay...

2) They must always live with Dave.
Well gee it's not like there rich enough to move out anyways!

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.

MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!

4) They cannot die.
Um...OK?

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/mystical zone has to be the same color as their signature colors.

Who would give them superpowers? Myabe if it was a crossover and what other colors would you use!?

6) They can't die.
Ok...Wait I already answered this!

7) They can't be severely injured.

...I broke this rule XD

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
I agree with this one XD

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
NO WAY, DUDE! Ever heard of the CGI movies? Go watch the last 10-20 minutes of the Squeakquel, the Chipettes currently live with Dave.

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.

ummm I wouldn't kill them period.

11) They can't be in horror stories.
Um...not that I really care but...you just wrote that there CAN be a horror story. Look up.

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.

That's impossible! I'm not that funny! You'll probably die of boredom reading it XD

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
, ever heard of the CGI movies? THEY'RE CROSSOVERS WITH LIVE ACTION, IDIOT!

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.

Okay then...

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Wait, what? NO!

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
Ok...wait, so what was the point of this stupid list?

1.You have £10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy? Umm Gingerale,Pepsi,Potato Chips,maybe a slushie,Cherry Jolly ranchers and Orange Tic tacs!

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? A Dolphin or a Whale

3. Who's your favourite redhead? Umm Ron Weasley? XD

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? Umm idk PANCAKES! (Thanks tips -.-)

5. Last book you read? Maximum Ride :The Final Warning By James Patterson

6. Describe your mood with one word. Confused

7. Describe the last time you were injured. Umm last week? =3 I'm accident Prone!

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Probably Cassidy or Kaitlyn =)

9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock

10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone? A purple heart background I made

11. Favourite soft drink? Gingerale/Pepsi

12. What type of shirt are you wearing? A grey Penguin shirt...why?

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be? Time Travel =D

14. Most recent film you have watched in theatres? Big Miracle

15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have had a crush on: Look up a bit there all listed =$

16. What's your favourite kind of cake? Rainbow Confetti! (lolwut)

17. What did you have for dinner last night? Bagel Bites! XD

18. Look to your left, what do you see? My Bed

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No most of my shoes don't even have laces =C

20. Favourite toy as a child? Stuffed Animals =)

21. Do you buy your own groceries? No

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? You betcha!

23. When's the last time you had gummy worms? No idea

24. What's your favourite fruit? Pears...No Raspberry...no Strawberries...No Cherries DX

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? No, but if I did, it'd be a failed one.

26. Do you like running long distances? No. Simple as that.

27. Have you ever eaten snow? Sorta...

28. What colour are your bedsheets? Black and White

29. What's your favourite flower? Carnations

30. Do you do ballet? No! No! no, I'd die before someone caught me doing it

31. Do you listen to classical music? No

32. What is the 1st TV theme song that pops in your head? Duck Dodgers XD

33. Do you watch SpongeBob? Yes I use to be obsessed =3

34. What temperature is it outside right now? I don't know, but it's freaking cold out there.

35. Do people consider you smart? Yes

36. How many piercings do you have? Two one in each ear (I'm not big on Piercings...)

37. Are you signed on AIM? Huh?

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? No

39. How do you feel about your family? I love them! =)

40. Do you have an iPod? Yes, an apple iPod

41. What time do you go to bed? When I fall asleep but mostly 11:00-11:30pm on school nights 11:30pm- On weekends

42. What CD is currently in your CD player? Don't have one

43. What film do you know every line to? Umm Rio maybe?

44. What is your favourite salad dressing? Ceasar

45. What do you want for Christmas this year? Woah it's February don't get to far ahead of yourself

46. What family member/friend lives the furthest away from you? Umm My aunt and Uncle?

47. Do you like hugs? Yes! My family calls me velcrow!

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach: Yesterday it was amazing! =)

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Ummm idk...People mispronounce my name ALOT!

50. Do you watch college football? No

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92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird.

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Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!