Author has written 4 stories for Gilmore Girls, and Harry Potter.

So... This is me! (Sorry - I'm crap at formatting)

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Stuff that makes me happy:

Bass
Heavy distortion
Squirrel armies
www.fanfiction.net
www.fictionpress.com
Grammar (hurt me later lol)
Draco/Hermione stories (What is that called?)
Writing
Reading
Literature, in general
The Harry Potter movies/books/merch/actors (:D:D Tom Felton is SOO hott!)
Telling people that I'm dating Tom Felton
Music
My band
My friends (most of the time)
Books

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Stuff/People that make(s) me laugh:

Mack and Cheese!
Bill
Mark
Mr.G
Jeremy
Braddie
Daniel
Josh
Guys who think they are the next Hugh Hefner
The epic spork/fork/spoon/foon battle
People who believe me when I tell them that I'm dating Tom Felton

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Stuff that makes me mad:

When guys claim that they "aren't ready for a relationship" when in reality they are players and are just tired of me.
Trying to rock climb (long story short - I can't)
People who try to speak like Shakespeare did, when they clearly do not know how to. It's pathetic. Don't mess with a beautiful thing
People who judge me over what they have heard, or what they think they saw me doing.
People who stand in my way while I try to get into my locker a.k.a. Heather
Guys who think they are God's gift to women.
People who I am having a discussion with who ignore me as soon as their boyfriend or girlfriend shows up.
People who think they know everything, but in reality know nothing.
People who get angry at me when I state the obvious or when I tell them something they don't want to hear.
People who try to force me to believe what they believe.
People who predjudice without thinking.
People who come crying to me for advice then don't take it.
Really self-centered people.
Stupid/thick people (mostly girls)
People who have anniversaries while they're dating! I mean, give the GUYS a break! They're not gonna remember their anniversaries when they're MARRIED, how can they remember them while they're DATING? And when people are like, "we've been dating for two weeks, or 2 months -" I mean, get a life!
People who hate me before they get to know me.
People who exclude other people without any reason.
Homophobic/Racist/Sexist people.
Overly friendly people
Pretty much everything

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Things that gross me out:

People who make out with their bf/gf and you can hear it... Really, it sounds like my friend's dog drinking from its bowl... But I guess I'm really not one to talk... ehehehee
The sound of someone vomiting
Racist/Homophobic people

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Favourite TV Shows/Fanfics:

Radio Free Roscoe - Lily/River, some Lily/Ray (Rily) Travis/Parker, and Robbie/Kim.

15/Love - I had no idea that Jaclyn Linetsky (Megan) and Vadim Schneider (Sebastien) had really died until like, 16 months later! Let's just say that I didn't take it well. Check out my poem "Dealing on my Own" on my Fiction Press account (www.fictionpress.com/~deathbynight) to see what I mean. Why is there no fanfiction area for this show?

Gilmore Girls - I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Logan!

Everwood - FINALLY! They told Ephram about the baby! I HATE Madison for not keeping it!

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Quotes:

LORELAI: Aww, no!
RORY: Daddy!
LORELAI: Not Kirk!
RORY: Maybe he'll buy me a pony.
LORELAI: I wanna go back to the old guy.
(Kirk walks in the diner. Luke walks over to him.)
LUKE: Congratulations man.
KIRK: Uh, thank you.
(Lorelai and Rory start giggling.)
KIRK: What?
LORELAI: Nothing
KIRK: Okay, did somebody put the kick me sign on my back again?
(Lorelai and Rory continue laughing.)
KIRK: It wasn't funny last week and it's not funny now! I have asthma.
(Kirk leaves the diner.)
RORY: Mom, quick he's leaving!
LORELAI: Oh no, Kirk come back, I looooove you!

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Rory: Hold your horses, little miss horsy-holder!

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HARRY: The intensity of my hatred will only be discovered in the pits of hell where demons whisper it to each other.

~That's from a Harry Potter story I read... If it was yours, let me know and I will properly acknowledge it! It's hilarious!

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LORELAI: Go to hell!
LUKE: Right back at ya!

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LILLIAN HELLMAN: If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers talking about writing or themselves.

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ERIS: I just pull one tiny thread and their world tumbles into chaos...glorious chaos...

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FLANNERY O'CONNOR: Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

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GLORIA STEINEM: Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else.

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KATHRYN HUGHES: Women do not always have to write about women, or gay men about gay men. Indeed, something good and new might happen if they did not.

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ALBUS: Remember Cedric Diggory.

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ALBUS: To the well organized mind, death is but the next greatest adventure.

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ALBUS: Fear of a name only increases fear of a thing itself.

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RON: Follow the spiders. Follow the spiders! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!

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RON: Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?

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ALBUS: Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

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DRACO: Scared, Potter?
HARRY: You wish.

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Keep writing,
~the14milo