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Author has written 40 stories for Sammy Keyes, Pretty Little Liars series, Virals, Maximum Ride, and Giver. 37 Things to do in an Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Favorite Color: Green Favorite Book Pairing- I actually have two! Fax (Max and Fang) and Cammy (Sammy and Casey) Favorite Book Series: Sammy Keyes :) Favorite Show: Pretty Little Liars Favorite Singer: Selena Gomez Favorite Actress: Lucy Hale Favorite Movie: Aquamarine Favorite Song: Better Than Revenge- Taylor Swift One Thing No One Knows About Me- I'm Scared Of Trucks.. Don't Laugh At Me OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo In English Class: -Teacher starts ranting- My friend: Someone needs a high five. Me: In the face. My friend: With a chair. Both: *Lmfao-ing* OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo In math class: -Everyone's doing a worksheet- Me: WHAT THE HELL? First you add and then add and then subtract and then add and then add again! What's the point of doing all that math?! OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo In English Class: Me: -Flipping through the anthology/textbook- My friend: Omg! Go to page 289! Me: -Flips to page 289 and sees a comic strip.- -Reads comic strip- -Starts laughing uncontrollably- Wanna know what it said? Okay, there was a cavemen who walked into a cave/store and he says, "Hey. You got any beef, jerky?" Then the clerk kicks him out (literally) and then the guy's like, 'I really have to watch where I put those commas!' Got any beef, jerky? LMFAO! OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOO In Math class: My friend: Holy- Mr. Chim! Where are my drumsticks? Mr. Chim: They in teacher's room. (He's asian so his English is a little wonky) My friend: Can I go get them? Mr. Chim: Yeah, go head. Me: -Sneaks out and goes with my friend- We walk in the teacher's lounge and see our teacher from last year. Ms. Waugh. She was copying papers so I go to her side and see an "orange" Me: Wow! That's a small pumpkin. -Stares at it- Ms. Waugh: That's not a pumpkin! That's an orange, you doof! Me: Oh. Whoops.. My friend: -Laughing her a* off.- OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Sammys Birthday; Party Dresses and hairstyle: First dress (Marissa's dress): http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://charmingface.com/fashion/images/01black/tubetunic.jpg&sa=X&ei=vRFdT4qkMoiY0QHXlPXCDw&ved=0CAwQ8wc4sgI&usg=AFQjCNFGYUQjScbYTl3TBdpHW9cj2eH89w Second dress (Holly's dress): http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.myeveningdress.co.uk/359-1010-large/cute-short-prom-dress-black-and-purple.jpg&sa=X&ei=JBJdT6PsFuG80AHOwOXCDw&ved=0CAsQ8wc4Lg&usg=AFQjCNGJ6fPknPqMvWs6TKG68W8cokmeow Third dress (Sammy's dress): http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://fashionforclothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Cute-Short-Party-Dresses.jpg&sa=X&ei=2hBdT4PCC8Hj0QH_hoWaDw&ved=0CAsQ8wc4zgE&usg=AFQjCNHXeHKCdJnrc-GHNcQ-EdDU90nMNw Sammy's hair: http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.hairstyles99.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/selena-gomez-awi-7.jpg&sa=X&ei=YxldT-qbCoW60QG82qynDw&ved=0CAwQ8wc4Fg&usg=AFQjCNGCmdrGn34NFjemYH9BPeyJCSdIlQ Sammy's heels: http://static.heels.com/img/high_heels_blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/zbcbg122_main-300x300.jpg Dot's dress: http://www.prommagics.com/upfile/Cocktail%20Dresses/2011%20New%20Collection/Purple%20Strapless%20%20Formal%20%20Sweetheart%20Beaded%20Waist%20%20Pleated%20Scalloped%20Cocktail%20Party%20Dress.jpg What Casey's wearing: http://santeelolita.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/retouched.jpg What Billy's wearing: http://s10.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/7EBA8845.jpg Lana's Dress: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qrc7JCK4SpI/S2cpT9bqdPI/AAAAAAAADS4/01wsPkt9yNU/s400/vintagereddress3.jpg Alexandra (Alex)'s Dress: http://img.alibaba.com/wsphoto/v0/503210600_1/2012-Sexy-V-Neck-Halter-Brt-Blue-Chiffon-Polyester-Tiered-Beading-Mini-Homecoming-Dresses-Cocktail-Gowns.jpg Grams' (Rita)'s: http://productshots0.modcloth.com/productshots/0092/5145/9157dced52053e610817e14c777b039e.jpg?1321308381 OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Far From Forgiven; Ali and Courtney (Chapter 5) Appearance: http://images.search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0PDoX54ZG9PJUoA582jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBpcGszamw0BHNlYwNmcC1pbWcEc2xrA2ltZw--/SIG=12qlf2520/EXP=1332729080/*http%3a//www.sachsenews.com/articles/anmviewer.asp%3fa=792%26amp;amp;z=4 Clothes- Skirt: http://content.childrensplace.com/www/b/TCP/images/cloudzoom/l/131259_l.jpg Shirt: http://content.childrensplace.com/www/b/TCP/images/cloudzoom/l/123087_l.jpg Sandals: http://content.childrensplace.com/www/b/TCP/images/cloudzoom/l/123604_l.jpg | |||||||
1. A Christmas Miracle » reviewsSequel to 'Sammy Keyes and the Halloween Bash'. Enjoy :)Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-10-13 - Published: 11-7-122. Tutoring Chaos » reviewsCliche story alert. Fang is failing math and english and his teachers are forcing Max to help him.. or she'll fail. Better than it sounds. R&R, There will be FaxMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-4-13 - Published: 4-3-12 - Max3. Sammy Keyes and the Boyz in the Band » reviewsI deleted this story a while ago because I didn't have time to work on it, bt here you go. Sammy Keyes goes to see The Boyz with Marissa. Even at a concert Sammy can't stay out of trouble.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-17-12 - Published: 10-29-11 - Complete4. Everybody Talks reviewsCasey asks out Sammy in front of everyone in the cafe. Wanna know what happens next? Read it!Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-18-12 - Complete5. The Cheerleading Fiasco » reviewsSammy is being forced to try-out for the cheerleading team. She's really good at it, but she doesn't want to join because of Casey and Heather. What will happen? With Sammy, something bad ALWAYS happens.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-10-12 - Published: 4-28-126. Silent Screams » reviewsSammy is being abused by her boyfriend. No one knows except Marissa, but she was sworn to secrecy. Sammy covers it up as best as she could but when Casey moves to Santa Martina, she can't keep it a lie any longer.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-19-12 - Published: 4-22-127. Sammy's Birthday » reviewsSammy wants a normal birthday. But with crazy mothers, secrets, and voices in her head? that's kind of impossible. Second chapter up in 2 hours. CAMMY!Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,168 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-17-12 - Published: 1-13-128. Switched? » reviewsSammy wakes up in Max's life. And Max wakes up in Sammy's life. What the heck is going on? Dumb summary. CAMMY and FAX! Other pairings later on. Any suggestions?Crossover - Maximum Ride & Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-11-12 - Published: 1-8-12 - Max9. Pool Nightmare reviewsSanta Martina is going through a heat wave, so Sammy and friends decide to go to the pool. Add Sammy, friends, and pool, throw in a jealous Casey and you've got an epic pool day.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-4-1210. The Life I Live » reviewsMax and Fang are brother and sister dealing with an abusive uncle. Will they ever get away? Not sure about Fax.. Brother/Sister Fax thoughMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 7-13-12 - Max & Fang11. Cleaning Is A Drag reviewsLana and Warren are planning a cocktail party, and Heather, Sammy and Casey have to clean the house. Although Sammy HATES cleaning...especially when she has to clean with Heather.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-1212. Pick Up Lines reviewsCasey is a sexist jerk with a past. Sammy is his next door neighbor and former best friend. When Casey shows his feelings for Sammy, will Sammy start feeling the same thing?Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-1213. Just Like You reviewsOkay, so this is the sequel to Riot. Yeah, surprising right? Yeah, well. Read and Review? Songfic.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-12 - Complete14. All's Fair in Love, War and High School » reviewsFang ruined Max's life in seventh grade. She decides to get revenge. Read to see how. FAX! No matter what happens, there will be FAX. ReviewMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 5-31-12 - Published: 1-25-12 - Max & Fang15. Far From Forgiven » reviewsThe Flock tries to kick Max out but instead she kicks them out. Now almost two years later and they're back with a big secret. AU, Wings. Maybe slight Fax, Mylan, Niggy, Mandon My OC And more pairings. ReviewMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 5-27-12 - Published: 2-5-12 - Max16. Hidden Feelings » reviewsSammy is really popular in school. What happens when Casey Acosta comes to the school and starts to like her but not her popularity status. What will she do for love? Be with Casey and lose her popularity, or ditch him and remain popular?Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-25-12 - Published: 1-27-1217. What Happened To Sammy? » reviewsCasey found Sammy in an alley, bruised and beat up. He takes her to the hospital. But who did it to Sammy? Read and guess. Im not gonna admit your right if you do get the right answer, or not. I don't wanna spoil anything. Please review, it wont kill you.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-24-12 - Published: 11-27-1118. Mother's Day Catastrophe reviewsThe title is pretty self-explanatory. Lana visits for Mother's Day. Three-ShotSammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-1219. The Return Of Rosemary reviewsI'm bringing Rosemary back! English Assignment, but should I continue?Giver - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-12 - Jonas - Complete20. My Life, Being Read Again! » reviewsSammy gets another copy of her book. But this time it's Night of Skulls! The gang reads it in the graveyard.. where it all startedSammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-13-12 - Published: 11-14-1121. Love Vs Hate » reviewsSammy hates Casey. Casey sorta likes Sammy but won't admit it and everyone else has boyfriend/girlfriend. AU If you haven't already figure that outSammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-26-12 - Published: 2-5-1222. Riot reviewsSequel to Numb. Rated T for Swearing. Beware.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-12 - Complete23. Numb reviewsSammy can't take it anymore. Grams' and Lana keep fighting over her and Sammy is torn by it. Casey sings her a song that is ironically similar to what she's feeling. True story. Cammy!Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-12-12 - Complete24. Breaking Point » reviewsWhen Max reaches her breaking point will things get better? Or worse? I don't want to give that much away. It's really more interesting than that. There will be Fax, in later chapters. Centers on Max and Angel mostly. AU, No wings.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-28-12 - Published: 1-19-12 - Max & Angel25. Being Heather » reviewsI have a summary written for this... Just read and review until I get my writing journal and then I'll write the real review. It's in my locker. At school..Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-25-12 - Published: 12-22-1126. Sammy Keyes' Story Awards » reviewsInformation inside. If that even makes sense. By the way, this is a Sammy Keyes awards thing... if that wasn't obvious from the title.Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-15-12 - Published: 1-8-1227. A New Kind Of Story » reviewsThe story is kind of different from what I would have written. I don't know what genre to put this in so for now it's going to be humor/fantasy, but please read and review?Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 12-14-1128. Crisis Mode reviewsPLEASE READ! ITS NOT A STORY! IT'S SOMETHING MUCH WORSE! PLEASE READ AND CALL IN! INFORMATION INSIDESammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-12 - Complete29. Can't We Be Mature About This? reviewsSammy and her family eat with the Acosta's. Read to see how the night endsSammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-11 - Complete30. What Texting Does To The Mind reviewsSammy's worried about what Casey's gonna tell her after school. Will the news be as bad as she thinks or is it just her mind stressing her out? Set after NoS, and one-shotSammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-24-11 - Complete31. Sammy Keyes and the Halloween Bash » reviewsUhm, Im bad at making summaries! I keep trying to make a summary for this but they keep coming out suckish! So, um... Sammy and her friends go to a halloween party! Cammy!Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-16-11 - Published: 10-15-11 - Complete32. Loving Her reviewsCasey's intake on loving Sammy. Please review! Short, I know! It's a one-shot so yeah... Lmfao, maybe I'll make a second chapter or story on Sammy's intake of loving Casey. And the difficulties she has to face! Idk, only if you guys want me to..Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-12-11 - Complete33. Homecoming reviewsSammy and Casey have a fight! SongficSammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-11-11 - Complete34. The Big Birthday Surprise » reviewsHappy early Birthday, Alyssa! This is for you. This is not a summary. I don't want to ruin any surprises for anyone, but after you read any of the chapters you have to at least write a review saying Happy Birthday. Some Cammy and some Calyssa.Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 10-31-11 - Complete35. The Wedding » reviewsLana and Warren get married. Sammy and Casey are falling apart. Heather is planning something evil. What has the world come to?Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,756 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-31-11 - Published: 8-28-11 - Complete36. Finally » reviewsBen and Tory! Read to find out, cause I'm not giving away any surprises! P T for saying DamnVirals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-25-11 - Published: 9-20-11 - Complete37. Beach Date reviewsTory and Ben on a beach date. First fanfic for Virals. I've never read the books but my friend got me into itVirals - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-11 - Complete38. The Sammy Keyes And Casey Acosta Story » reviewsThis Is My First FanFic! But, Ive Been Readin Alot Of Sammy Keyes FanFic And Yuh Guys Are ALL Great! I Hope I Am Too... Anyway The Title Says It All! Its Just A Story Bout Sammy And Casey CAMMYSammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,463 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-27-11 - Published: 8-16-11 - Complete39. The Letter! reviewsThe Big Letter! What Does Ali Have To Say To The Girls? Read And Find Out! Yuh Dont Have To Review If Yuh Dont Want To!Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-11 - Alison D. & Courtney D. - Complete40. Courtney Or Ali? reviewsWhat happens when "Ali" comes back perfectly fine, and harmless? One-Shot But, if people want the second half, i'll update the story and it'll be a two-shotPretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-11 - Alison D. & Emily F.
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