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Story's

The story of 10 - Kinda on writers block...

The story of Ebony - ...

DO NOT READ:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"toma sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

A: Hot

B: Loves people

C: A good kisser

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Very outgoing

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Loves to smile and laugh

J: Really sweet

K: Really silly

L: Smile to die for

M: Makes dating fun

N: Can kick the shit out of you

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

U: Is very sexual

V: Not judgemental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Is loved by everyone

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

So let's do my name

Elizabeth

E: Has Gorgeous eyes

L: Smile to die for

I: Loves to smile and laugh

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

A: Hot

B: Loves people

E: Has Gorgeous eyes

T: A very good kisser

H: Easy to fall in love with

Allegiances: The story of 10

StormClan

Leader: Lionstar - Golden tabby tom, Amber eyes

Deputy: Goldenflower – Golden tabby she-cat w/ brown tabby stripes, Green eyes

Apprentice is Mistypaw

Medicine Cat: Ebonybreeze – Black she-cat w/ one white foot, Ocean Blue eyes

Warriors:

Rainnose – Blueish- Brownish she-cat, Yellow eyes

Dawntail – Golden tabby she-cat w/ long tail, Brown eyes

Apprentice is Firepaw

Leafstorm – Brown she-cat, Green eyes

Leopardfrost – White spotted tom w/ brown spots, Yellow eyes

Apprentice is Stonepaw

Hollyflight – Black she-cat, Green eyes

Apprentice is Snowpaw

Badgerclaw – Gray tom w/ 3 badger claw marks on shoulder, Brown eyes

Apprentice is Cloudpaw

Toadstorm – Brownish- whitish tom, blue eues

Ashblaze – Ashy tom w/ fluffy tail and paws, Amber eyes

Apprentice is Onepaw

Squirrelfeather – Fluffy brown she-cat, Yellow eyes

Foxclaw – Golden tabby tom, Blue eyes

Apprentice is Snowpaw

Bramblefoot – Brown tom, Green eyes

Iceleap – White tom, Amber eyes

Lakestorm – Blueish- whitish she-cat w/ cream underbelly, Blue eyes

Apprentice is Shadowpaw

Molly – White she-cat, Brown eyes

Snowtail – White she-cat, Green eyes

Fireclaw – Orange tabby tom w/ brown tabby stripes, Green eyes

Apprentices:

Mistypaw - Grey tabby she-cat w/ white tabby stripes, Blue eyes

Stonepaw - Gray tabby tom w/ white tabby stripes, Amber eyes

Shadowpaw – Pure black tom w/ a long scar running down his right shoulder, one missing claw on his left paw due to a fight with his uncle, Red eyes *NekoGurl Selene*

Snowpaw – Pure white she-cat w/ large ears, Crystal Blue eyes *NekoGur Selene*

Cloudpaw - Silver she-cat, Yellow eyes

Onepaw - Brown tabby she-cat, Silver eyes

Skypaw - white tom w/ black and gray patches of fur, Amber eyes *Wolfang15*

Queens:

MorningSun – Golden tabby she-cat, Brown eyes

Kits are Sandkit (Golden she-cat, Green eyes), and Bumblekit (Golden tabby tom, Green eyes)

Mate is BrambleFoot

LittleSun - Small grey she-cat, Yellow eyes

Kit is Toadkit (Silver tom w/ fluffy tail, Yellow eyes)

Adopted kit is Starkit (Beautiful white she-cat w/ gray specks, Vivid Green eyes *Rain's Song*

Mate is BadgerClaw

Elders:

ShimmerSun - Silver she-cat w/ brown muzzle, Amber eyes

OceanClan

Leader: TimberStar - Brown tabby tom w/ black tabby stripes, Green eyes

Deputy: LionClaw - Orange tom, Green eyes

Apprentice is Bluepaw

Medicine Cat: OneCloud - Black tom w/ one good eye, Blue eyes

Apprentice is Rainpaw

Warriors:

MistyClaw - Grey she-cat, Brown eyes

SpiderNose - Black tabby tom, Green eyes

Dovefur - White tabby she-cat w/ black tabby stripes, Silver eyes

DawnMoon - Light brown she-cat w/ black underbelly and paws, Silver eyes

TigerStorm - Golden tabby tom w/ black tabby stripes, Blue eyes

Apprentice is Silverpaw

IvyTail - Greenish- brownish she-cat w/ tan muzzle, Silver eyes

Apprentice is Shimmerpaw

MouseBreeze - Small toteshell tom, Blue eues

Sandfur - Yellow tom, Green eyes

Coline - Brown she-cat, Brown eyes

Seraph - Tan tabby tom w/ brown tabby stripes, Green eyes

Apprentice is Goldenpaw

Apprentices:

Rainpaw - Blueish- Whitish she-cat, Brown eyes

Bluepaw - Blackish- Blueish tabby tom, Silver eyes

Silverpaw - Silver tom, Green eyes

Shimmerpaw - Snow white she-cat, Blue eyes

Goldenpaw - Golden tabby she-cat, Brown eyes

Queens:

SnakeBreeze - Silver she-cat w/ white tipped tail and ears, Green eyes

Mate is TimberStar

AmberWing - Orange tabby she-cat w/ brown tabby stripes, Amber eyes

Kits are Ivykit (Brown she-cat w/ fluffy tail, Green eyes), and Dovekit (Snow white she-cat w/ Black paws and tail tip, Amber eyes)

Mate is Sandfur

DawnWing - Light brown she-cat, Blue eyes

Kits are Molekit (Brown tabby tom w/ white tabby stripes, Blue eyes), and Foxkit (Golden tom, Green eyes)

Mate is TigerStorm

Elders:

LongMoon - Silver tom w/ long tail, Silver eyes

Allegiances: The story of Ebony

StormClan

Leader Bramblestar - Brown tabby tom w/ white tabby stripes, Gray eyes

Deputy Lionfoot - Golden tabby tom, Amber eyes

Medicine Cat: Streamfeather - Blueish whitish She-cat, Green eyes

Warriors:

Goldenflower - Golden tabby she-cat w/ brown tabby stripes, Green eyes

Apprentice is Rainpaw

Leopardfrost - White spotted tom w/ brown spots, Yellow eyes

Hollyflight - Black she-cat, Green eyes

Badgerclaw - Gray tom w/ 3 badger claw marks on shoulder, Brown eyes

Toadstorm - Brownish-whitish tom, blue eues

Apprentice is Foxpaw

Ashblaze - Ashy tom w/ fluffy tail and paws, Amber eyes

Bramblefoot - Brown tom, Green eyes

Apprentice is Molly

Iceleap - White tom, Amber eyes

Apprentice is Leafpaw

Lakestorm - Blueish-whitish she-cat w/ cream underbelly, Blue eyes

Littlesun - Small grey she-cat, Yellow eyes

Apprentices:

Molly - White she-cat, Brown eyes

Foxpaw - Golden tabby tom, Blue eyes

Rainpaw - Blueish- Brownish she-cat, Yellow eyes

Leafpaw - Brown she-cat, Green eyes

Queens:

Squirrelfeather - Fluffy brown she-cat, Yellow eyes

Kits are Firekit(Orange tabby tom w/ brown tabby stripes, Green eyes) and Snowkit(White she-cat, Green eyes)

Mate is Iceleap

Morningsun - Golden tabby she-cat, Brown eyes

Kits are Onekit(Brown tabby she-cat, Silver eyes) and Stonekit(Gray tabby tom w/ white tabby stripes, Amber eyes)

Mate is Bramblefoot

Dawntail - Golden tabby she-cat w/ long tail, Brown eyes

Kit is Mistykit(Mistypaw - Grey tabby she-cat w/ white tabby stripes, Blue eyes)

Mate is Leopardfrost

Elders:

ShimmerSun - Silver she-cat w/ brown muzzle, Amber eyes

Woodclaw - Brown tom, Green eyes

OceanClan

Leader: TimberStar - Brown tabby tom w/ black tabby stripes, Green eyes

Deputy: Lionclaw - Orange tom, Green eyes

Medicine Cat: OneCloud - Black tom w/ one good eye, Blue eyes

Warriors:

Mistyclaw - Grey she-cat, Brown eyes

Spidernose - Black tabby tom, Green eyes

Dovefur - White tabby she-cat w/ black tabby stripes, Silver eyes

Apprentice is Coline

Dawnmoon - Light brown she-cat w/ black underbelly and paws, Silver eyes

Ivytail - Greenish- brownish she-cat w/ tan muzzle, Silver eyes

Mousebreeze - Small toteshell tom, Blue eues

Apprentice is Tigerpaw

Seraph - Tan tabby tom w/ brown tabby stripes, Green eyes

Apprentice is Goldenpaw

Sandfur - Yellow tom, Green eyes

Apprentices:

Tigerpaw - Golden tabby tom w/ black tabby stripes, Blue eyes

Coline - Brown she-cat, Brown eyes

Goldenpaw - Golden tabby she-cat, Brown eyes

Queens:

SnakeBreeze - Silver she-cat w/ white tipped tail and ears, Green eyes

Kits are Rainkit(Blueish- Whitish she-cat, Brown eyes) and Bluekit(Blackish- Blueish tabby tom, Silver eyes)

Mate is TimberStar

AmberWing - Orange tabby she-cat w/ brown tabby stripes, Amber eyes

Kits are Silverkit(Silver tom, Green eyes) and Shimmerkit(Snow white she-cat, Blue eyes)

Mate is Sandfur

Elders:

None

Anime Shows I Like, and i recommend to you to watch:

1.Rosario Vampire

2.Fairy Tail

3.Girls Bravo

4.Shuffle

5.Fruits Basket

6.Inuyasha

7. Dance in the Vampire Bund

8. Mayio Overrun

9. Chobits

10. Familiar of Zero

11. Black Butler

12. Blue Drop

13. Elfen Lied

14. Clannad

to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Tomatosoup inc., aras the crazy writer, MidnightFlame325. =P, AnimeFanCrazy197, Inulover37, xDemonChickx, Nightstream of StormClan

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
If you would like

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

Ahem- I do whole-hartedly believe that I am going insane. Don't worry. Insane people are the best writers. Copy and paste if this applies to you.

That's all I have to say... for now. Enjoy the quotes, Read the stories, and if you have a death wish, I'm always available.

P.S. The Prince Of All Saiyans COMMANDS YOU to read this, so stop whining

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie, TV show, etc. so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is worthless, copy this to your profile.

I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freak-in' Trix already, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If Fan-fiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, re post this in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards before, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly planning world domination (you're all welcome to join me by the way) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile

Here's some Rp's I'm in-

Warriors

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Warriors_RPG/97655/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Warriors_rp/81313/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Roleplay_in_Fireclan_or_Waterclan/96064/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Warrior_Rp_and_Chat/96842/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/StormClan_and_OceanClan_Rp_and_Chat/97953/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Warriors_Roleplay/94237/ (These are different by the way :D)

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Warriors_Roleplay/98373/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/StoneClan_or_FangClan/98390/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Warriors_blizzardclan_and_sunclan_RP_forum/97215/

Inuyasha

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Fateful_nights_of_the_past/98000/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Inuyasha_Rp_and_Chat/96433/

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Inuyasha_RolePlay_Fun_lol/97328/

Tokyo Mew Mew

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Mew_Mew_Rp_and_Chat/96752/

Chobits

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Chobits_Rp_and_Chat/98482/

Doctor Who

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Doctor_Who_Rp_and_Other_things/98283/

Black Butler

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Black_Butler_RP_and_More/98279/

Silverpaw Grey tabby tom w/ black tabby stripes and paws, Amber eyes

Wolfhowl Brown tabby tome w/ black tabby stripes, Blue eyes

Cloudstream Gray tabby she-cat w/ black tabby stripes and fluffy tail, Amber eye

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

My name is Sarah -
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy,
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up,
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home,
When my mummy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just,
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse,
My name he calls,
I press myself,
Against the wall,
I try and hide,
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault,
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late,
His face has been twisted,
Into unimaginable hate,
The hurt and the pain,
Again and again,
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
While I lie there, motionless,
Sprawled on the floor,
My name is Sarah,
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Four children die as a result of child abuse. Three of the four children are under the age of four.
A report of child abuse happens every ten seconds.
Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.
Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.
One third of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children - thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.
Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the beacon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many tricks against them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.

Fallout

Name: Jade Lily

Age: 17

Bio: She used to have a older brother but he died by some super mutants, her Best friend is a Neko like herself 'Sarah'

Sex: Female

Species: Neko

Appearance: http://www.scenicreflections.com/ithumbs/Cute%20Neko%20girl%20Wallpaper_yvt2.JPG

Clothes: She sewed them herself after spending a few weeks looking for the materials

Weapons: Mysterious Magnum(handgun), Maria(handgun), Anti-material Rifle, sawed-off shotgun, Holy frag grenade, Chopper(knife)

Current Residence: An old Brotherhood bunker.

Extra: N/A

Inuyasha

Name: Cassandra Lily

Age: 17

Race: Human, Miko

Gender: Female

Personality: Sweet, Energetic, Brave

Looks: Long Brown Hair, Aqua Eyes, Pale Skin

Weapon(s): Bow and Arrows

Powers: Miko Powers

Bio: Has lived a nice life, demons rarely attack the village she is at and is the only Miko within Miles

Love: Kaiden Deom

Name: Kaiden Deom

Age: 18 (1,347)

Race: Thunder Demon

Gender: Male

Personality: Brave, Humorous, Short tempered

Looks: Short Brown Hair,Green Eyes, Tall

Weapons: Claws, Teeth, Thunder

Powers: Fire Burst- burst of fire from his right claw that destroys anything in his path, Cat Form- a giant saber-tooth cat form with black fur

Bio: Unkown

Love: Cassandra Lily

Name: Mark Stoneturn

Age: 18 (2,075)

Race: Demon, Lion

Gender: Male

Personality: Brave, Ignorant, Kind (if you don't get on his bad side first)

Looks: Blond short hair, Dark Blue eyes, Tall, Handsome

Weapons: 2 Normal size swords

Powers: Can turn into a saber-tooth Lion (like kiara except looks like a lion)

Bio: Has traveled alone for years

Love: None

Name: Arashi (Storm)

Age: 21 (5,792)

Race: Dog Demon, 3 qaurter

Gender: Male

Personality: Evil, Short Tempered, fast

Looks: Brown Hair, short, Silver Eyes

Weapons: Miasma Sword, Death Vine Sword (Very spikey vines come out in a form of a wind scar)

Powers: Youkai form

Bio: None, forgot his memory because of the enemy, now works for enemy

Love: None

Name: Jade July Julia

Age: 8 (Demon years, 16)

Race: (Human, Miko, Half Demon, Demon) Half Demon, Wolf

Gender: Female

Personality: Sweet, kind, Caring, hasn't cried in years

Looks: http://media.photobucket.com/image/Little%20girl%20Anime%20neko/VampireBloodrace1441/Anime%20Girl/LittleCatGirl.jpg

Weapons:N/A

Powers: Can turn into a wolf cub form, and a Wolf cub w/ wings form

Wold cub w/ wings- http://www.pimpmyspace.org/comments/code/2788653/

Wolf cub w/out wings- http://th01.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/024/6/6/Wolf_Cub_by_Mournsong.jpg

Bio: She has lived all alone for years and has learned to speak the hard language of English, she has gone through a lot of pained experiences: Watching her parents die in front of her, Watching her brother get Purified by a Very Insane Monk, seeing her sister get burned alive...

Love: N/A

Name: Alica

Age: 13

Race: Hanyou, Cat

Gender: Female

Personality: Sweet, kind, Caring, Ignorant, Loves being alone

Looks: Human - http://allwolfhowlbanerp.webs.com/cute-anime-girls-random-role-playing-8770078-598-450.jpg

Hanyou - http://media.otakuzone.com/store/user/130037/T128519437299ee43335f72e987984357c061d85079c6.jpg

Weapons: http://www.swordssource.com/userfiles/image/Fantasy%20sword1.jpg - Calls it Kai which means fire the oposite of what it does, when she believes enough can make a shield of ice or a wave of Ice

Powers: N/a

Bio: She used to be a human but fell through a time vortex and became a hanyou, on the day of a Full Moon she looks like her human form

Love: N/A

Name: Marie Suzann

Age: 15

Race: 1 Quarter Demon, Jaguar

Gender: Female

Personality: Loves to be in quiet places, Kind, Insane at times

Looks: http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/m6/65/5o/girls.jpg (The brown head one)

Weapons: A old and sharp sword that has been passed down in her family for generations

Powers: None

Bio: Only fights when needed, excellent healing skills from her time, from the future (Kag's time) and came to the feudal era 2 months ago, has a twin named Molly

Love: None

Name: Molly Suzann

Age: 15

Race: 1 Quarter Demon, Jaguar

Gender: Female

Personality: Loves to be with friends, Energetic, Mad at times

Looks: http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/m6/65/5o/girls.jpg (The blonde head one)

Weapons: A old and sharp katana that has been bought by her mom when she was 7

Powers: None

Bio: Only fights when needed, excellent cooking skills from her time, from the future (Kag's time) and came to the feudal era 2 months ago, has a twin named Marie

Love: None

Name: Violet Rose

Age: 13

Species(human, angel, ect): 3 Quarter Demon

Type(lion demon, good, bad angel, ect.): Cat Demon/ Good

Looks: http://api.ning.com/files/uns5X5HfHMGc9mwldaOJxAWksg1I7B*06vfKEfRYHdqDxPtipj*rHIcb-YOCy-LoupD9ARUPY5*z4GMGpBgEXVf56l-JKvvF/AnimeGirl26.jpg

Forms(If demon, angel, ect.): Cat- http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5908/catshimatf9.jpg&sa=X&ei=D8ViTp3RAaiFsgKatsmNCg&ved=0CAUQ8wc4DQ&usg=AFQjCNGzhfydi10frsKh_dy2Qf2o3kuv6Q

Personality: Sweet, Kind, Caring, Brave

Weapon(s): Purple Color Sword

Power(s): Cat Form

Attack(s): N/A

Bio: Her Parents died in a fire has been on her own ever since, was cursed by a Witch and was made to have a cat form

Extra: Pets: Poof- http://cdn.nextsmallthings.com/coolchaser.com/thumb-20114596.jpg

Bioshock

Name: Shimmer

Age: 7

Species: Little Sister

Weapons: Adam Collecter (Little Sister and Little Brother Needle)

Gender: Female

Plasmids: None

Looks: Golden Hair in Pig tail held up by Light Blue Hairband (almost touches ground), Yellow Glowing Eyes

Clothes: Light Blue Dress with a bit of dirt on edges, Light Blue bow on Hairband

Personality: Sweet, Kind, Energetic

Bio: When Shimmer entered Rapture on her 7th birthday and has been in rapture ever since

Companions: None

Love: None (yet)

Elfen Lied

Name: Jade

Age: 16

Appearance: http://fotolog.miarroba.com/f/5/2/9/4646529/5.jpg

Animal:(what animal are they infused with?) Cat!

Personality: Kind, Caring, doesn't kill people

Code-Number: #926

Tail?: (Yes or no) Yes!

Extra: N/A

Name: Marie

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Code-number: #435

Number of Vector's: 7

Vector's length in meter's: 12 Meters

Personality: Kind, Sweet, Brave, Loyal to her friends, Scared of the dark

Appearance: http://www.blogdajessica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/MusicLoveingPunkAnimeGirl.jpg

Bio: She used to have a dad but she killed him and was brought to the facility, she escaped the facility about 3 months ago

Friends/Enemies: Other Dicloneois

Years in the facility so far: Already Broke Out

Extra: N/A

Name: Cassandra Lily

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Personality: Brave, Kind, Caring, scared of the dark

Appearance: http://media.photobucket.com/image/types%20of%20tardis/jen_chihuahua/Anime%20Kimono/Girl_.jpg

Bio: She used to know a Diclonious

Friends/Enemies: N/A

Extra: N/A

Warrior Cats

Name: AmberBreeze

Age: 21 Moons

Gender: Female

Clan:ThunderClan

Rank: Medicine Cat

Pelt Color: Amber, Fluffy Tail

Eye Color: Silver

Personality: Fast, Agile, Sweet Tempered

Mentor/Apprentice: None

Mate: None

Bio(optional): None

Name: TimberStar

Age: 43 Moons (8 Lifes left)

Gender: Male

Clan:ThunderClan

Rank: Leader

Pelt Color: Brown, fluffy

Eye Color: Yellow

Personality: Brave, Short Tempered, Loyal

Mentor/Apprentice: None

Mate: None

Bio(optional): Became Leader when 32 Moons

Name: Littlepaw

Age: 8 Moons

Gender: Male

Clan: ThunderClan

Rank: Apprentice

Pelt Color: White w/ browm Tabby marks

Eye Color: Blue

Personality: Shy, Sweet

Mentor/Apprentice: None (needed)

Mate: None

Bio(optional): None

Name: SnowStream

Age: 25 Moons

Clan: RiverClan

Rank: Queen

Pelt Color: White, Smooth

Eye Color: Green

Personality: Loyal, Protective, Brave

Mentor/Apprentice: None

Mate: SpiderWing

Bio(optional): None

Name: DawnTail

Age: 27 Moons

Gender: Female

Appearance: Orange Tabby w/ White paws and fluffy tail, Blue eyes

Personality: Sweet, Kind, Caring, Loyal, Brave

Clan: WaterClan

Rank: Warrior

Name: CloudWhisker

Age: 29 Moons

Gender: Male

Appearance: White Tom, Green eyes

Personality: Kind, Short Tempered, Loyal

Clan: WaterClan

Rank: Warrior

Name: RoseFur

Age: 28 Moons

Gender: Female

Appearance: Whitish Pinkish Fluffy Tabby w/ white tail tip, Blue eyes

Personality: Caring, Helpful

Clan: WaterCLan

Rank: Warrior

Name: MistyFeather

Age: 29 Moons

Gender: Female

Appearance: Gray She-cat w/ White paws, Silver Eyes

Personality: Loyal, Brave, Understanding, Hard Working

Clan: WaterClan

Rank: Queen

Kits: Snowkit and Cloudkit

Mate: StormGrowl

Name: Snowkit

Age: 5 Moons

Gender: Female

Appearance: Snow White She-cat, Silver eyes

Personality: Energetic, Fast

Clan: WaterClan

Rank: Kit

Family: Mother is MistyFeather, Brother is Cloudkit

Name: Cloudkit

Age: 5 Moons

Gender: Male

Appearance: Gray Tom w/ Black Tabby stripes, Green eyes

Personality: Talkative, Lazy, Tends to ge dirty

Clan: WaterClan

Rank: Kit

Family: Mother is MistyFeather, Sister is Snowkit

Name: Timberkit

Age: 4 Moons

Gender: Male

Appearance: Brown Tabby Tom, Ocean Blue eyes

Personality: ShortTempered

Clan: WaterClan

Rank: Kit

Family: Russetkit

Name: LeafNose

Age: 25 Moons

Gender: Female

Clan: WindClan

Rank: Warrior

Pelt Color: White, Fluffy

Eye Color: Green

Personality: Sweet, Kind

Mentor/Apprentice: None

Mate: None

Bio(optional): Mother of Snowpaw

Name: Mistykit

Age: 5 Moons

Gender: Female

Clan: ThunderClan

Rank: Kit

Pelt Color: Smooth Gray She-cat w/ Long Tail

Eye Color: Blue

Personality: Kind, Sweet, Energetic

Mentor/Apprentice: None

Mate: None

Bio(optional): Sister of Mothkit, and Oakkit

Name: Mothkit

Age: 5 Moons

Gender: Male

Clan: ThunderClan

Rank: Kit

Pelt Color: Black Tom w/ Brown Tabby Stripes

Eye Color: Blue

Personality: Loyal, Brave, Short Tempered

Mentor/Apprentice: None

Mate: None

Bio(optional): Brother of Mistykit, and Oakkit

Name: Oakkit

Age: 5 Moons

Gender: Male

Clan: ThunderCLan

Rank: Kit

Pelt Color: Fluffy Brown Tom

Eye Color: Blue

Personality: Brave, Ignorant, Short Tempered

Mentor/Apprentice: None

Mate:None

Bio(optional): Brother of Mothkit, and Mistykit

Name: SpiderWing

Age: 27 Moons

Gender: Male

Clan: RiverCLan

Rank: Warrior

Pelt Color: Orange

Eye Color: Yellow

Personality: Brave, Kind Tempered, Agile

Mentor/Apprentice: Stonepaw

Mate: SnowStream

Bio(optional): None

Name: Lilypaw

Age: 7 Moons

Gender: Female

Clan: ShadowClan

Rank: Apprentice

Pelt Color: Orange Tabby

Eye Color: Blue

Personality: Kind, Ignorant sometimes

Mentor/Apprentice: BlizzardFlake (is that ok?)

Mate: None

Bio(optional): None

Name: HazelCloud

Age: 24

Gender: Female

Clan: ShadowClan

Rank: Warrior

Pelt Color: Fluffy Brown

Eye Color: Green

Personality: Loyal, Agile, Talkative

Mentor/Apprentice: None

Mate: None

Bio(optional): None

Name: Dustpaw

Age: 9 Moons

Gender: Male

Clan: WindClan

Rank: Apprentice

Pelt Color: Golden Tabby w/ brown tabby stripes

Eye Color: Green eyes

Personality: Kind, Protective to his sister, loves to run

Mentor/Apprentice: LionTail (Is that okay?)

Mate: N/A

Bio(optional): Father was killed by a fox, Sister is Rosepaw

Name: BrambleFoot

Age: 19 Moons

Gender: Male

Clan: ShadowClan

Rank: Warrior

Pelt Color: Brown Tabby Tom w/ White taabby stripes

Eye Color: Yellow

Personality: Loyal, Protective over FeatherStep and his kits, Brave

Mentor/Apprentice: None at the moment

Mate: FeatherStep

Bio(optional): Kits are Creekkit and Shadekit

Name: Mist (ROGUE)

Gender: She-cat

Age(moons): 13 Moons

Appearance: Gray dappled she-cat w/ White spots, Green eyes

Name: Ebonypaw

Age (moons): 7 Moons

Gender: Female

Clan/Tribe: ThunderClan

Rank: Medicine Cat apprentice

Appearance: Black she-cat w/ fluffy tail and white ear tips, Silver eyes

Personality: Kind, Sweet, Caring, Energetic, Scared of owls

Mates/Kits: N/A

Mentor/Apprentice: Mintlight

Anything Else?: N/A

Name: Mist of the Night (Mist)

Age (moons): 8 Moons

Gender: Female

Clan/Tribe: Tribe of Rush Water

Rank: To-be

Appearance: Grey she-cat w/ white underbelly and muzzle, Blue eyes

Personality: Sweet, Energetic, Loves the outside

Mates/Kits: N/A

Mentor/Apprentice: Needs a mentor

Anything Else?: N/A

Name: Cloudpaw

Age (moons): 9 Moons

Gender: Female

Clan/Tribe: ShadowClan

Rank: Warrior

Appearance: Gray she-cat w/ long tail, Brown eye

Personality:

Mates/Kits: Nope!

Mentor/Apprentice: Needs one!

Anything Else?: Nope!

Name: Dark of the Day (Dark)

Age (moons): 24 Moons

Gender: Tom

Clan/Tribe: Tribe of Rushing Water

Rank: Cave-Guard

Appearance: Black tom, Blue eyes

Personality: Kind, Short Tempered

Mates/Kits: N/A

Mentor/Apprentice: N/A

Anything Else?: N/A

Are yopu obsessed with Inuyasha?

Tell me if you do all 22 ways, then tell me if you are obsessed or not.

1.You think of InuYasha all day.
2.You dream of InuYasha or the gang.
3.You have or wanna make a website of Inuyasha.
4.You make or fix up this site everyday.
5.You call yourself a inuyasha member
6.You tape or have seen most of the inuyasha episodes.
7.You draw inuyasha or the gang and paste everywhere in your room.
8.if your a girl you put dog ears on your boyfriend and tweak them.
9.You wanna get all the inuyasha stuff.
10.You called your boyfriend inuyasha or any male character at a time.
11.You may write a story of inuyasha or something along those lines.
12.You know inuyasha or the gang is fake but still cant help the fact that he or she is sooo cute.
13.If you have a pet you called it a inuyasha member
14.You know most of the inuyasha theme songs.
15.You wanna go to Japan or the feudal era and go down the well and somehow by a miracle meet inuyasha or the gang
16.You love dogs.
17.You want to hold and weild the Tetssaiga if your a boy .
18.You want to find the sacred Shikon jewel ( I don't know if u do but I couldn't think of anything lol).
19.You have inuyasha everywhere on your computer (ex. background, aim theme, and so on).
20.You have inuyasha writing all over your books.
21.You try to make a sit spell for your boyfriend.
22.You go out in the woods and call all the demons out to get you so Inuyasha can save you.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.

*A Real Boyfriend*

It will change a lot of things u thought u new!

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
She really does more than you could understand!!

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re posts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

When she says "want me to call you back?"
dont let her hang up

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

-Kiss her in the pouriing rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"
and if u do not re-post this within 3 minute you'll have bad luck with the person

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character)

Nightleg (Okay I guess...)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

ngihftetahre (*no comment*)

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

wolfdark (Cool!)

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan

Shadethunder (...)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

Pencilhop (What the... Where did this come from!)

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!

You Know You're Obsessed With Warriors When...

You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else. (No I read other books)

When you get a pet cat, you give it a warrior name. (I call her Grayfur!)

You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" (Reason why my family members call me a freak of nature...)

You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. (Yeah)

You've given yourself a warrior name. (guilty!)

You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. (Haha, yup)

You wish your kitty could fight like that! (oh, yes!)

When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you muttered, "Loner... or rogue?" (Nope, just give them a warrior name)

You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not. (ya)

You write Warriors fanfiction. (Yep.)

You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books. (yah, it was kinda creepy)

You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people. (yes. it's just hard to write about people cause they don't have tails that lash or fur that bristles or anything)

You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. (*nod* Yes, I have)

You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any). (In my own head yes!)

And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS!

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1. Your entire Saturday evening is organized around Doctor Who.
2. You do not leave the sofa until the very, very end of the credits.
3. You own at least one Doctor Who DVD.
4. You wonder exactly why people are still staying in London at Christmas.
5. You buy any and every magazine or newspaper that has a Doctor Who related article.
6. The weeks after a series ends, you find yourself automatically checking BBC 1 on Saturday evening – just in case.
7. You spend a great deal of time trying to figure out all the different future outcomes of Earth, such as the Dalek Invasion of Earth in 2150, the movement of the planet by the Time Lords in Trial of a Time Lord, the destruction of Earth referred to in Hartnell's "The Ark", the destruction of it referred to in "Frontios", and the repopulation of it in The Sontaran Experiment.
8. You have cried at some point over the death/departure of one of the main characters.
9. Just because Doctor Who has finished it doesn’t mean you can have the TV – I’m watching Confidential
10. You would consider moving to Cardiff just for the chance to see it being filmed.
11. You are subscribed to the Doctor Who Magazine.
12. At least 10 of your Facebook groups are Doctor Who related.
13. You have, at some point, read or written Doctor Who fanfiction.
14. You actually don’t know how you will survive almost 2 years without a Doctor Who series.
15. You still wonder what happened to Ace.
16. You secretly hope that you will one day see the TARDIS parked somewhere.
17. You get very irritated if you see someone write “Dr.Who”.
18. You have defended Doctor Who in an argument
19. You have won said argument.
20. You exercise extreme will power, wait and save for the box sets for each series because know they are much better than the individual DVDs.
21. You have been to the Exhibition and posted all of your photos on Facebook even though everyone else already has.
22. You practically live on the official Doctor Who website.
23. You have a Doctor Who related screensaver/desktop picture/avatar/cursor/username/password.
24. You spend endless hours on BBC i-player re-watching that week’s episode.
25. You have downloaded an episode into your i-player library.
26. You have forced family/friends/postman to watch Doctor Who.
27. You get very excited when you see the merchandise in the shops.
28. You know it is a crime to write any of the following: Tardis, tardis, trds, tARDIS.
29. You are considering buying a sonic screwdriver. You don’t know why. You just want one.
30. You know who Murray Gold is and you think he’s a genius.
31. You have resorted to YouTube in order to watch Doctor Who.
32. You like to quote Doctor Who at unexpected times and grin to yourself when no one realizes.
33. Most of your conversations lead to Doctor Who.
34. You do bring a banana to a party.
35. You own or want a Tom Baker scarf and would happily wear it pretty much most of the time.
36. You know exactly when it is repeated and you make time to watch them. Even if you own them already.
37. Your snowman was a Dalek, TARDIS or similar.
38. You get very excited when you see actors from Doctor Who in other programs.
39. You find yourself absentmindedly drawing the TARDIS and Daleks on the corners of pages.
40. You accept that, although Torchwood is amazing, it can never quite beat Doctor Who.
41. You have the Doctor Who website as your homepage.
42. You spend a large portion of your time planning how to be cast as the next companion, even though you can't act to save your life or alternatively, devising ways to break onto the set to watch it being filmed.
43. You tried to get tickets for the Doctor Who BBC Prom.
44. If you failed to get said tickets, you listened attentively on the radio, rushed to the computer in the interval to watch the clip and then raced back to the radio.
45. You got excited when you saw pictures of a Red Dalek outside the Royal Albert Hall on BBC News.
46. On Facebook, you are listed as a fan of Doctor Who, David Tennant or any other actor who has played a main part.
47. You've compiled a fanmix not using the series soundtracks based on the Doctor Whoniverse, its episodes, mythos, and/or you've composed your own music inspired by Doctor Who.
48. You have named at least one family pet after a main character.
49. You want to try/ love Jelly babies, simply because they are mentioned by both the Doctor and the Master.
50. You go to one of the exhibitions just for the purpose of having your photo taken with a monster just so you can put it as your profile picture on Facebook.
51. Every time you have to say goodbye to someone you sing Doomsday (sometimes you add horrible lyrics to it).
52. Every time you wake up you sing the Westminister Bridge theme, complete with beatboxing.
53. At Christmas you tell two of your friends to go outside, then you burst out of your front door, stumble into their arms, say "I have to tell you something important, what was it ...oh yes... Merry Christmas!" and pretend to pass out.
54. Do it again, video tape it, and post the video on Facebook.
55. Every time a political candidate shows an ad on tv, you absentmindedly start drumming the Master's theme on whatever surface you can find-or just do it for fun.
56. You refuse to use the bluetooth hands-free headsets -they will lead to your eventual 'upgrade' to a Cyberman.
57. Everytime you go to the beach you can't help but think of Bad Wolf Bay.
58. You have become convinced you're a fob-watched Time Lord. Or your friends say you are.
59. When someone says you're like your favourite companion, you can't help but feel incredibly proud. Even if it was meant as an insult to both you and that companion.
60. You start writing fics based on said companion.
61. You have in depth discussions about whether or not Gallifrey survived the Time War.
62. You plan and replan the first five trips you take in the TARDIS
63. You start taping the master's theme when you get nervous.
64.When people ask what you think of the London Olympics in 2012, you just scream, "Watch ur kids!"
65. You answer every question with "BAD WOLF".
65. You are getting so tired of the presidential race, you are considering voting Saxon
66. You're tempted to paint/have painted your bedroom door to look like the exterior of the TARDIS.
67. You start to wear converse just because the 10th Doctor makes them look incredibly hot and they're good for running!
68. People say something, you go 'hey, that's a good idea for a fanfic' and you end up writing it.
69. You want to get a dog and call it Leela just becasue someone said 'Leela, the puppy of the Sevateem'
70. When you say you watch Masterchef for the food, but really it's because India Fisher narrates.
71. You ask to be made an officer of Doctor Who groups on facebook.
72. You are seriously considering naming your kids after actors in the show. Despite the fact that you're not even in a relationship.
73. You've stopped dreaming about Doctor Who itself and started dreaming about meeting the actors.
74. Your insults become along the lines of 'you're as annoying as Adric'.
75. You know, deep down, that there really is a Doctor.
76. You can now potentially end your government with just one word. Actually, just six. Six words.
77. You get overly excited about finding that BBC audio you've been looking for, and spread the word as quickly as possible.
78. You plan to travel half way around the world just to go to a convention.
79. Yes, you know who Harriet Jones is.
80. You search for back issues of DWM.
81. You get really annoyed when people spell companions names incorrectly. Its CHARLEY and PERI not Charlie and Perry!
82. You are fully aware that Teaspoon is the writer's best friend... or worst nightmare.
83. When someone says 'teaspoon' you immediatly add 'and an open mind'.
84. You won't step on any shadows, and worry when you have more than one shadow...
85. You try not to face away from, or even blink, when passing cemetaries, art galleries, ornately decorated buildings or any other place with angel statues...
86. You've searched every DVD you own to try and find the Doctor on an easter egg...
87.You've tripped and blamed a SIDRAT.
88. When you're sitting in a physics lesson and you're asked what you know about atoms and you reply with the answer "I know how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow".
89. When you are sitting in your modern physics class and learning about relativity, you think in terms of Time. And. Relative. Dimensions. In. Space.
90. Time Lord is TWO words not just one!
91. It's Dalek! NOT Darlek, Darleck or Daleck!
92. After 24 hours of knowing David Tennant was to leave Doctor Who after the specials, you were still crying and/ or wearing black.
93. Hearing the news about David Tennant ruined your day/month/LIFE but in your heart you know you respect his decision.
94. You can answer historical questions thanks to Doctor Who.
95. You learned that Shakespeare had a son thanks to Doctor Who
96. You get nervous around large plastic items, like manniquins and wheelie bins...
97. You peak behind illogically located pillars and sarcofagi, and look inside any mysterious boxes or any large container (maybe even port-o-potties where there are no construction sites?!) just in case they're TARDIS ships... (And if it is, will you stow away?)
98. You've checked outside b/c you thought you heard the TARDIS.
99. You totally freak out when someone says "You have something on your back."
100. You cried after Journey's End. And you cry everytime you watch it.
101. You have a Doctor Who advent calender. Counting down to the Doctor Who Christmas Special.
102.Your physics teacher takes you aside in an attempt to explain that "this Doctor person" is not an acceptable source for your responses in class.
103. You named your first car The TARDIS.
104. You squeaked when you saw the Doctor Who mini trailer on BBC1 and screamed a little louder with each clip.
105. You own a T-shirt reading "The Angels have the Phonebox"
106. In December you go every day to the advent calendar on the Doctor Who website.
107. When your yelling at someone to hurry up and get ready, you yell "allons-y"!!
108. You are more excited about the new Doctor than the new president.
109. You have made it your goal in life to convert people to the show.
110. You are in/want to be in a Troc band or buy a Troc CD
111. As a child you wanted to call the new puppy K9, but got outvoted.
112. You start to have Doctor Who withdrawls, and start to count down the days till Saturday. Then when it comes you sit yourself down in front of the tv and glare at anyone who inturrups you.
113. (If you don't live in the UK) You go crazy because you have to wait until someone posts Doctor Who on youtube (or another video sharing website) to watch any of the episodes.
114. The name Mary Whitehouse gives you the quivers.
115. You watch something and you point out "Hey, It's the Doctor!" when one of the former Doctors appears on screen.
116. You never think of certain historical figures (like madame de Poupadour or Charles Dickens) the same way again.
117.You can pronounce 'The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe'. But you just call him Max.
118. You would vote for there to be an annual 'Talk Like A Dalek Day'.
119. You try to figure out the notes of the Doctor Who theme on your instrument by ear.
120. When someone asks"whats a Dalek?" you roll your eyes and are speechless.
121. People start asking is All you do is watch Doctor Who?
122. You can relate every aspect of your earth existence to a Doctor Who episode
123. You have seen an episode, doesn't matter which one, over 10 times, and you wouldnt mind watching it again some time.
124. You got really overexcited when you read Act II Scene 2 of Educating Rita.
125. You already know that the next regeneration is going to leave you a sobbing wreck, in countless un-mendable pieces and if the ratbags at the BBC show it on 25th December it will completely and absolutely ruin your Christmas ...
126. After all this has happened, you feel that although you will be heartbroken to say goodbye to 10 ... you know that 11 is going to be great!!
127. You back out of your drive-way and get ridiculously excited when you spy what you believe to be a TARDIS out of the corner of your eye!! You bolt up the road and take photos of it at 6am, despite the protests of your indignant Spanish neighbour (who you wisely refrain from asking if he's from Barcelona lest they cart you away once and for all) and despite knowing in your heart of hearts that it is indeed but a humble porta-loo. Then you drive your workmates nuts by showing them the photos ...
128. You actually took down the Doctors mobile number and have it in your phone.
129. You rang that number. Just to check.
130. You have the best knock-knock joke in the world--"knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Doctor." "Doctor..."
131. When someone puts on a mask and goggles whilst decorating and your family says as one "Are you my Mummy?"
132. You've noticed that the Master's drumming actually fits with the main theme tune, and every time you watch the credits you automatically tap along with it.
133. When you only watch BBC America so you catch the ads for the up and coming episodes of Doctor Who.
134. You check this group quite often to see what other people have added... then smile and want to jump up and down because you realize that you can relate to all the new comments :D
135. You are planning for a trip in 2010, you put off any bookings in case you miss the New Who & TW
136. Your flatmate/friends/collegues/aforementioned postman who you have now converted to The Doctor tells you to stop reciting the lines to any episode.
137. You watch TV on Tuesday nights and Saturday afternoons to see the episodes - you dont want to wear out your DVDs
138. You never want someone to say "Don't you think she looks tired?
139. You see 10 Downing Street and PM Brown on the news and you wonder...
140. When you tell your son/ daughter/ nephew/ niece/ other young relation that a change in Doctor is a rite of passage and if (s)he wants to talk about it, you'll always be there.
141. You ask someone to come close to you, and when they do, you push them with two fingers on their chests and you say that you are performing Venusian aikido
142. If any traffic hold-up you're forced to alter your journey you wonder, just for a moment, if this was caused by some parallel version of yourself committing suicide in order to save the future of humanity.
143. People don't understand your mixed reaction of excitement and fear when talking about or encountering a scarecrow.
144. You have the song "Doctorin' the TARDIS" on your Ipod just because it's a song about Doctor Who.
145. You have the Doctor Who theme on your phone.
146. You get annoyed every time someone says something is like the TARDIS. No, the TARDIS is completely different. The TARDIS is the Doctor's time-travelling Type 40 TT capsule.
147. You ask constantly to go to the places where previous episodes have been filmed, such as Southerndown beach.
148. You find yourself watching Doctor Who episodes on BBC I-player -- even if you have it on DVD
149. You find out that your next school/business trip is to Cardiff, and you start to act like a child.
148. You think there's something sinister about the word "Hungryyyyyyyyyyy!"
149. It snows you wonder if its real or if The Doctor has casued it.
150. You plan on watching the Red Nose Day Concert this year simply because David Tennant is hosting the first hour.
151. Every year when it comes to the TV awards, you sit and watch the whole thing just so you can celebrate that Doctor Who is the best thing on tv when it wins the award.
152. You find yourself taking part in any competition that mentions Doctor Who and voting for cast members in polls.
153. When you hear on the news that the bees are disapearing, you start predicting the end of the universe and telling everyone to look up at the sky.
154. You find yourself saying "Exterminate!", "Do Not Blaspheme!", or "Delete!" to someone who doesn't understand something, especially as it relates to Doctor Who.
155. When your life has been described in 154 entries.
156. You write about Doctor Who for your foreign language journal entries.
157. (If you don't live in the UK) You know where Cardiff is.
158. If you don't live in Cardiff, you check the weather daily because you're wondering how the Doctor Who set is faring today.
159. After getting bored typing, you start reading aloud what you're typing...Cyberman style.
160. You're REALLY a fan when you misspell on purpose just so then you can pound the keyboard and scream "DELETE! DELETE!"
161. for Halloween or any other costume event, you are, what else, something from Who...
162. At Easter you decorate your eggs with the TARDIS, Daleks or other Who related images.
163. You stare at statues and find your eyes drying out...
164. You plan on marrying whose last name is either 'Doctor', 'Master', or 'Rani', then having a child, then calling it 'The'.
165. Or maybe even calling it 'Theta', and 'The' for short.
166. You get excited whenever you see two capital Ts together, and shout the words "blue box" much to the confusion of your non-Whovian friends.
167. When watching a movie or TV show, you laugh every time someone says "Doctor"--it's even funnier when a former Doctor says "The Doctor."
168. You write every single Doctor Who serial and episode title in another lanuage.
169. If you are an Aussie and are seriously contemplating Christmas in London to watch the regeneration
170. Every time you enter a building you say, "Have I been here before?" and if no one jumps in to join you, you continue, "OR am I yet to come?" And dash in, grinning to yourself, oblivious to the stares around you.
171. Upon finding an episode of the old Doctor Who for which you have been searching for at least a year on the internet, you spend an entire day telling your friends/coworkers/fellow inmates that you plan on watching it that night.
172. You invite your friends/coworkers/complete strangers to join you in watching said episode.
173. You kidnap them and force them to when they say no.
174. When asked about your political affiliation, you answer, "Friend of the Ood"
175. You REFUSE to have Satellite Navigation, TomTom, GPS or any other name for a computerised street directory, and if the letters A, T, M, O, or S are in the name FORGET IT !
176. You make lots of jokes about quarries... but no one seems to get them for some reason.
177. You've used the phrase "It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for" to describe your graduation from high school.
178. You read through all 177 entries to the above list.

Friends or Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs and grandpa by grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD grandpa GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Knows only a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will help you move a body
BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt
BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask why your crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'