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Author has written 56 stories for Teen Wolf. I hate small minded people. Ugh, just so...ugh. Expand the mind and go with the flow people. Life's for loving, not for hating! Live and let live...and smile, it confuses people. I got a few people asking me if I would beta. I'd be a crap beta, spelling and grammer ways and there are loads of people way better than I am out there. I will however happily discuss your fics with you and help you iron out any issues you may have. Jo wrote this poem for me when I was just out of hospital. She figured that my 9 weeks off work should be spent writing. She figured right. Anyway I just found this and thought I would let you guys read it too. I am your parchment and I am your quill. If anyone's interested, or even reading this, my co-author for Rise Again is PegasusInFlight http://www.fanfiction.net/pegasusinflight . There isn't much going on in her profile yet, but keep an eye on her, she's dangerous. I got myself a tumblr, acutally I'm trying to work out how to use it. My profile http://lowlifetheory.tumblr.com/ is here. I may post updates and ideas for writing etc, or snippets of fics I'm working on. You should check me out...if I haven't blown it up! I hear voices in my head. These voices are telling me to write. I've been writing what they say all my life but right now they're a bit unsure of what I'm writing but in the long run I've convinced them that this could be a good idea. They've agreed to give it a shot so here we are, my voices and me. We like reading as well as writing, and our favourite authors include Terry Pratchett, Maggie Furey, George R. R. Martin, Robert Jordan, Ken Follett, JK Rowling, Stephen Clarke, Charlaine Harris, Mary Balogh and Sebastian Faulks. We read fiction, history, war, romance, fantasy, thriller, crime. We'll try anything twice and that's not just confined to reading. Or writing. We play games, and we have a very unhealthy realtionship with Farmville. We also enjoy Sims 3 on PC, Fable on the Xbox, or should I say Fable 3 on the Xbox 360. We aslo enjoy Age of Empires. We also have a TV problem, and this often effects our writing, because we dont have time to fit it all in. We enjoy Game of Thrones, True Blood, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Glee, The Borgis, Hawaii 5-0, Shameless and Bones and we enjoy reliving such things as Band of Brothers and Generation Kill. We also like history documentries, Ace of Cakes and Inked. We are a fan of Jack Sparrow and anything he does in front of a camera, we also enjoy war movies, action movies and fantasy movies. We are particularly excited about the new Batman movie, and we are counting the days to the Conan movie. We listen to Heavy Metal and Rock. We love AC DC, Theory of a Deadman, Black Stone Cherry, Airbourne, Rolling Stones, HIM, Iron Maiden, Dog Thieves, Foo Fighters, and whatever else dares make its way onto our iPod. We live in Northern Ireland, my voices and I. We share our home with other hungry preditors such as The Cat and The Dog. We work full time and unfortunatley for me (who has to listen to the voices bitch about this 9 hours a day) we suck it to the man in the office. We often try to defy the man until we realise we need his money to make the life to which we have become accostemed. We enjoy eating out, tea, coors light, people watching, diet coke from a tin, dulse, photography, driving and having both dirty and violent fantasies. We cannot spell to save our lives, its one of our biggest downfalls. If you notice any spelling errors in our rant here please feel welcome to attack us with your superior spelling skills and we will suck it to the speller for want of a better way of putting it. We will also fall to our knees in praise of this task which vexes us so and makes us afraid to use certain words! Please be critical and truthful about our work because it will make us better writers. l_l | |||||||
1. I See What You've Made Me » reviewsLydia Martin is trapped in a world where women are second class citizens. She dreams of a different place, of freedom to unleash the potential she knows she has but she's bound to societies rules, until her father announces that she is to be married. Her husband is not what she expected. At all.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,119 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 12-7-12 - Derek H. & Lydia M.2. Everlong » reviewslj Prompt: A hunter's shot goes wide. It hits Stiles. The pack take care of him. Not a death fic cause I'm weak!Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,020 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 4-23-13 - Published: 11-22-11 - Stiles & Derek H.3. Saturday Mornings reviewsJust another Saturday morning at Derek's apartment.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-13 - Scott M. & Stiles - Complete4. Safe reviewsStiles calls the pack over to his house because they need a break from the Alpha Pack. Puppy piles and fluff!Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-8-13 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete5. Racing With The Wind » reviews'Don't worry, I know how to handle her,' Derek said resting a warm palm on Stiles's shoulder, fingers squeezing slightly as he guided Stiles closer to the massive hulking black bike. 'I should hope so,' Stiles muttered glaring at the motorbike.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,490 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-7-13 - Published: 4-4-13 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete6. Tomorrow, Just You Wait And See reviewsPregnant to ace fighter pilot Derek Hale, nurse Lydia Martin finds herself in a predicament in war wracked England in 1944. Now all she has to do is tell Derek that's she's expecting his baby.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-13 - Derek H. & Lydia M.7. We Share Our Dream's You And I reviewsLydia is attending a ball at Harvard, and her boyfriend is absent once again. Her friends try to convince her to look around but Lydia's with Derek, and they'll just have to accept that.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-13 - Derek H. & Lydia M. - Complete8. Last Name » reviewsStiles wakes up to a hot guy in his bed and an ugly-ass ring on his finger.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 1-16-13 - Published: 11-2-11 - Derek H. & Stiles9. Put Me Back Together » reviewsTomorrow, Derek decided, he was talking to a divorce lawyer.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-6-13 - Published: 11-14-12 - Derek H. & Stiles10. Hale The Princess » reviewsDerek's been acting strange, stranger than normal, but when he buys a pink gameboy Stiles starts to get really worried, and then everything falls into place.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,387 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 12-29-12 - Published: 6-17-12 - Derek H. & Stiles11. Bring Me Back reviewsDerek growled and remembered why he had left Beacon Hills. It was called Beacon for a reason; ever since his family moved there trouble came to the beacon. Derek had never encountered a place where there was so much supernatural going down.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete12. The Librarian » reviewsStiles is a spunky student who finds he's attracted to the new librarian in town, but the librarian has a few secrets.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,046 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 11-7-12 - Published: 1-22-12 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete13. Hero reviewsStiles waits for Derek to come home.Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete14. Learn To Fly » reviewsLaura Hale takes a teaching job, and is delighted that finally, like her brother, she's getting a chance to move on with her life, but one of her students brings the past rushing back to her and the desire to have a proper pack is too strong for both Laura and Derek to ignore.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-11-12 - Published: 8-22-12 - Derek H. & Allison A.15. For Life » reviewsA Kanima's for Life, not just for Christmas.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-11-12 - Published: 7-25-12 - Stiles & Derek H.16. Queen of the Heights reviewsLydia Hale is the queen of her little world, until the new neighbours arrive to turn that world upside down. 1950s AU.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-11-12 - Derek H. & Lydia M. - Complete17. Open Your Eyes reviewsDerek and Jackson work in the adult entertainment industry. Stiles doesn't, he just took a wrong turn. All Human AU.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-1-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete18. Born Under A Blood Moon » reviewsAU. Playboy Derek is called away from his luxury lifestyle in LA back to his family in Beacon Hills. Not home four hours he gets an offer he can't refuse and his life is changed forever.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,275 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 9-10-12 - Published: 10-23-11 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete19. Never Gonna Leave This Bed reviews'Let me see that.' Stiles muttered reaching for the camera. There was some twisting and turning, a great view of the ceiling and the massive windows and then the camera was pointing towards a dark haired guy with stubble and a smile. 'Say hello Derek.' 'Hello Derek.' Derek said. The camera moved with Stiles's hands as he spoke.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-28-12 - Derek H. & Stiles20. Until I Run Out Of Breath reviewsThe card had already arrived, with a substantial cheque and a letter about one of the small investments his mom had made when he was born. Stiles had sighed sadly, alone in his dorm room, the pages in his hand a stark reminder of one of the many people he loved who would not be celebrating his birthday with him.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-26-12 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete21. Deception reviewsPart of the For Life Verse. Derek just needs to get away from everything for one afternoon.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-8-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete22. We'll Make It I Swear reviewsBeing part of a pack isn't just as simple as the Alpha accepting you, you have to accept yourself.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-30-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete23. Protecting His Pack reviewsDerek may be the Alpha but one shouldn't cross Stiles.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-14-12 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete24. Rise Today » reviewsFormally Run. Under threat of hunters Derek decides its time to leave Beacon Hills behind and find a new home for his pack. The Argent's won't let them get away that easy, especially as Allison is one of the pack. This is only the start of their journey!Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,379 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 2-26-1225. A Moment Longer reviewsDerek's heart sank the minute Stiles's hand pressed on his head. His heart, heavier than the rest of his body made his decent that much faster. Did Stiles hate him that much, feel that little that he'd just push him away, let him die?Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-19-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete26. Dirty Bit » reviewsPorny Ideas that dont fit anywhere else...Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-18-12 - Published: 1-9-12 - Derek H. & Stiles27. Pack Life » reviewsOne shot about pack life. I may add more. I may not. Rated for language and probably lemons if I do add more...First up The Zombie Apocalypse.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 6-11-12 - Published: 9-13-11 - Derek H. & Stiles28. Golden Nuggets » reviewsA series of ficlets from the Going for Gold world. Content rating from K to M. Next, Aimee Hale is born.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-9-12 - Published: 4-26-1229. Shush I May Hear Us reviewsAllison and Jackson. Smut.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-12 - Allison A. & Jackson W. - Complete30. Before The Day Starts reviewsJackson and his wolf like to start the day in a particular way. It's a good thing Stiles is on board.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-16-12 - Jackson W. & Stiles - Complete31. Slave For You » reviewsThe school raise money for charity and auction the Lacrosse team off as slaves for the weekend. Jackson ends up in the raffle...Stiles ends up winning him...Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-14-12 - Published: 3-25-12 - Stiles & Jackson W.32. Shed My Skin reviewsScott's hunting through his woods when he catches a familiar scent.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-13-12 - Jackson W. & Scott M. - Complete33. Can't You See reviewsLydia and Jackson. Fluff and smut.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-11-12 - Lydia M. & Jackson W. - Complete34. Snap Shots » reviewsDrabbles about everyone in the future. Every pairing, every rating, probably oc's.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-8-12 - Published: 4-18-1235. Power Shift » reviewsJackson and Scott need to work on their issues before the rest of the pack can work out where they fit in. Who will come out on top?Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-8-12 - Published: 12-3-11 - Jackson W. & Scott M. - Complete36. The Gape Winds » reviewsFantasy AU. Stiles is being guided by the hands of fate, he just doesn't know where. And who all lives in the castle?Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-23-12 - Published: 4-16-12 - Stiles & Derek H.37. Going For Gold » reviewsJackson is an Olympic Swimmer, Stiles is a pool attendant and kids instructor at the pool where Jackson trains.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,655 - Reviews: 329 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 1-11-12 - Jackson W. & Stiles - Complete38. Hell And High Water » reviewsAll human AU. Stiles' dad is a Senator. Derek's the bodyguard hired to protect him.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,548 - Reviews: 319 - Updated: 3-26-12 - Published: 12-7-11 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete39. Blame It On The Boom Boom » reviewsSequel to What Do You Get The Werewolf, you dont need to read the first one to understand what the pack will get up to at college, apart from the nipple ring. We cant forget the nipple ring.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 2-22-12 - Published: 1-24-12 - Derek H. & Stiles40. Bad Things reviewsPart of my Tattoo verse. Danny finds a new way to release some steam.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-19-12 - Danny & Scott M. - Complete41. Burning Blood reviewsKate ran her finger through the blood and peered at it. 'I know exactly the one I want.'Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-12 - Kate A. - Complete42. Derek's Gold reviewsAllison's afraid of the water, Derek tries to help her. It leads to more. Prequel fic to Going For Gold.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-26-12 - Derek H. & Allison A. - Complete43. Just Like Michelangelo's David reviewsStiles wants to hang out on Monday's but Derek's busy. Stiles puts his best investigation skills to good use...Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-11-12 - Stiles & Derek H.44. The Groom's Man reviewsJackson's getting married in the morning, but who's lounging on his bed? And what will his fiancee say?Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-30-11 - Jackson W. & Stiles - Complete45. Sweet Dream Or Beautiful Nightmare » reviewsStiles wakes in another world. I fixed the document, dont know what happened there, sorry!Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 12-28-11 - Published: 12-25-11 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete46. Fly Me To The Moon reviewsJackson loves his place in the pack.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-27-11 - Jackson W. & Stiles47. Her Favourite Heartbeat reviewsSet in the This Is Pack 'verse. Can be read as a standalone. Derek's daughter collects something unique.Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-22-11 - Derek H. & Stiles48. Building A Pack reviewsLaura wants to build a pack, so she and her brother return to Beacon Hills to do so. It's from Laura's pov.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-5-11 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete49. Suck My Kiss » reviewsStiles is a spazzy angel and Derek is the devil who wants taint him. With lots of sex. lj prompt fill.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-29-11 - Published: 10-24-11 - Derek H. & Stiles50. Get Me Through reviewsDerek and Stiles have a very casual relationship but Stiles becomes pregnant, and angsts like hell. GenderBender warning.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-17-11 - Derek H. & Stiles51. We Were Men reviewsStiles thoughts on coming home from war. Rated M for gore. My Rememberance Day tribute.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-11-11 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete52. I'm No Piggy » reviewsyou two really need to work out your issues. I can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations. Derek/Lydia/StilesTeen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-21-11 - Published: 10-10-11 - Derek H. & Stiles53. This Is Pack reviewsThe highlights of Scott's journey through his mom's unexpected pregnancy, and the trouble with sensitive wolf hearing. Some swearing and sexual situations mentioned.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-19-11 - Scott M. & Derek H. - Complete54. What Do You Get The Werewolf Who Has Everything » reviewsStiles is looking for something unique for his boyfriend. Turns out Derek has a gift of his own.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-11-11 - Published: 10-2-11 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete55. Heartbeat reviewsDerek realises that his mate is vulnerable. Full of fluff.Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-16-11 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete56. Do You Like Me? reviewsDerek has trouble expressing his feelings.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-24-11 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete
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