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since: 08-15-11, id: 3164731, Profile Updated: 05-02-13
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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and My Little Pony.

Hello there!:D

Some basic information about me:

Name: *points at penname*
Age: 15
Birthday: June 19
Gender: Girl
Occupation: Full time Deidara fangirl, also part time Bakura fangirl.

Um well I don't really know what to put. I have brown hair, brown eyes, I'm short, and I love to sing and dance when nobody's looking. I enjoy wearing hats when I can, and you can always find me on some sort of technological device or reading a book.

My favorite types of fanfictions include crack, angst, drama, and romance. And blood. Never forget the blood. X3

I am also a Grammar Nazi. Yup. So if anyone wants me to be a beta reader for their story *hint hint* I'm always open. :P

Well anyways... feel free to PM me and chat whenever! I don't bite... much. Mwuahahahahaha. >:3

Some thingies I needed to post on my profile:


Akatsukicons!

Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: */_\*

Deidara: (o\/)

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!


Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: Not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Choose your life or mine.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.


If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.


Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4] Eh not too surprised by this one.

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2] Lol yeah I'm almost nothing like Konan. XD

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4] About what I expected from this one.

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4] I'm getting a lot of 4's. XD

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5] Huh... interesting...

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4] Nooooo there's not enough similarities between us! D':

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1] Kinda surprised by this one, I was expecting to have a few more things in common. O.o

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4] Not surprised. XD

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 7] Whoa... *sudden realization* I am Zetsu!! :O

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2] Again about what I expected...

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3] Lol I love the last one because it's so true about me. X3


Another Anime Survey

Three anime characters you love/like/find ok:

1. Deidara
2. Matt
3. Bakura

Three anime characters you hate/dislike/don't find very ok:

4. Sakura

5. Misa

6. Bandit Keith

One very intelligent anime character:

7. L Lawliet

One anime character you have a love/hate relationship to:

8. Sasuke

Now name one lazy and one arrogant anime character:

9. Shikamaru

10. Mello

All set? Cool, then you can start answering these questions. ;)

1) 3 and 5 were supposed to go on a date, but 5 cancelled at the last minute. Why did he/she cancel, and how does 3 react?

Bakura didn't really care, because first of all, he's Bakura, second of all Misa is very forward.

2) 4 is sitting sitting next to a tree, crying, when suddenly 9 walks by. What happens?

Shikamaru stares at Sakura for a few seconds and sighs while walking away, saying "How troublesome."

3) 7 is gathering a group of 1, 10, and 6 for a really hard and secret job. Why does he/she rely on these specific people to take care of it for him/her?

Well, apparently L is really trusting of blondes. He trusts Mello because he is in line to succeed him, Deidara because he is so much like Mello, Bandit Keith because... I have no idea why L would trust Bandit Keith, honestly. I wouldn't.

4) Whilst working on their job, 6 suddenly freaks out and starts crying. 1 is trying to comfort him/her, but what is 10 doing?

Mello is trying hard not to laugh at the sight of Deidara comforting Bandit Keith.

5) In the end it all works out and they go back to tell 7 that their job was a success. 7 is really proud and decides to pay them by having 2 give them each a lap dance. How do they all react?

XD. Okay so Mello would obviously love the lap dance because Matt is the one doing it, Deidara would be thinking of Sasori the entire time, and Bandit Keith would probably try and remain indifferent. Or act like a pimp. Either way.

6) 8 calls you in the middle of the night to tell you he/she loves you. How do you react, considering you both love and hate him/her?

I would be very confused, considering Sasuke is the one calling me.


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1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Let's see here: Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Itachi, Zetsu, Tobi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Pein/Nagato, Konan, Gaara, Kimimaro, Suigetsu... yeah the list keeps on going...

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasoxDei, KakuxHida, PeinxKonan, ItaxKisa, ShikaxTema, NejixTenTen, SaixIno, SasuxSaku, etc...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi FTW!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I was Deidara for Halloween. :3

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Akatsuki cloak, Deidara's headband, Naruto movies, Naruto Ultimate Ninja 4/Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations, hundreds of pictures, a few drawings, 2 posters, and fanfictions.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Deidara! *stares off into the distance dreamily*

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruxHina. Hinata deserves to be with him, dammit!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuxSaku, because I really like them together and Kishi needs to give some closure to their relationship!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Gai of course!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope. I am thoroughly convinced that Tobi is Izuna. *reads Chapter 599 and starts crying*

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well obviously, I mean it's in the manga now. Plus they look exactly alike!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!!!!!! Blonde bombers FTW!!!!!!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? It's a love/hate relationship.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup! (Even though I despise fillers with all my heart.)

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Of course! Read it every Wednesday!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah, I mean why else can he not sit still?

17. Sub or dub? Um I have to go with the dub on this one because it's nice to be able to focus on the animations and the voices and not have to focus on reading the entire time, it kind of takes away the purpose of the anime. But I also like subs because first of all they're more ahead, and it's cool to hear the original voice acting.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I'm anti-Sakura for sure, but I don't hate her that much anymore.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Who could think he's annoying? He's like the sunshine in the Akatsuki. *finds out that Tobi is the main villain of the series* WHY KISHIMOTO??

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Nobody knows TT_TT Nobody knows... *reads Chapter 599* NOOO HE'S OBITO AOWIEJOSJF!!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Lol I think he's more towards ugly...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku for sure... Lol those first few episodes of Naruto fooled everyone. *watches Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals* WHY NEJI WHY?? *watches a few more episodes* NOT YOU TOO KABUTO!!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome. :P

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um I dunno I like all OOC's...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well duh!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? They're taking over my life, so yeah.

27. Do you like lemons? Hmmmm... yes... DON'T JUDGE MEH!!!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah, a bit.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep! Both of them! Ninjabridge's being the best!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother I guess?

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep I suppose lol...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nope never happened before. :/

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Sssshhh... maybe...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope, I was broke to begin with... haha

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh yeah, who doesn't?!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope the leader of the Akatsuki is none other than the sexiness that is Pein! Hehe.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Lol I have a few but they're not that great, I drew only 4 or 5 that I'm actually proud of.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? If you go for that kind of thing...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Actually I do, but it's my good friend RyouYami that created it for me.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Naruto is most definitely my life now. I can't imagine life without it anymore.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (The bold ones apply to me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (aside from Jashinism)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile


If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile


The Naruto alphabet! :D Just for fun

A - Akatsuki, the bad-ass criminals of Naruto

B - Byakugan, the Hyuuga kekkai genkai

C - Chakra, where would we be without it?

D - Deidara, the amazing pyromaniac obsessed with explosions

E - Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, when regular Mangekyou Sharingan just doesn't cut it

F - Fireball no Jutsu, when you've got an angry Uchiha on your hands

G - Gai, the sensei obsessed with youth

H - Hidan, everyone's favorite religious masochist

I - Itachi, one bad Uchiha

J - Jashin, when Kami isn't good enough

K - Kisame, the shark swordsman with a sense of humor

L - Lee, the loyal, bushy browed athletic freak

M - Madara, the one with the power of a god

N - Neji, the one who believes in destiny

O - Orochimaru, snake and man combined into one

P - Pein, the overly pierced leader of the Akatsuki

Q - Quicksand in the style of a waterfall, Gaara's got you beat

R - Rinnegan, Pein's ultimate weapon

S - Sasori, the red headed puppeteer

T - Tobi, the evil genius plotting to take over the world with his Moon's Eye plan

U - Uchiha, the clan of the Sharingan

V - Valley of the End, where many important fights have happened

W - Water style, when you've got some fire to deal with

X - Xtra limbs, Sakon and Ukon have got this covered.

Y - Yamato, the one with the scary face

Z - Zetsu, everyone's favorite bipolar plant


YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. (Who doesn't?)
You love jeans. (Skinny Jeans FTW!X3)
Dogs are better than cats. (Psh no...)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (*pushes brother down the stairs*XD)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (All the time man, all the time.)
Shopping is torture. (Eugh agreed.)
Sad movies suck (I love sad movies. D:)
You own/ed an X-Box. (Boo yeah!)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Frigging love Hotwheels.)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Nah not really.)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (You know it!)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Still am.XD)
You watch sports on TV. (Most. Boring. Thing. Ever.)
Gory movies are cool. (Like duh.)
You go to your dad for advice. (Yup.)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I wish. D:)
You like going to high school football games. (No. Just, no.)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Yu-Gi-Oh cards are way better. :P)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Yes, yes they are.)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Kind of weird?O.o Very weird.)
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. (All of the above baby!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Some of my friends want to throw me into the looney bin.)
Sports are fun (Negative.)

Talk with food in your mouth. (I have some manners, geez.)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Yep! I loves me some good socks!)

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Ew. Just ew.)
You love skirts. (Again, ew.)
Cats are better than dogs. (:P)
You love to shop. (NO. NO. NO.)
You wear eyeliner. (I don't mind it, but I hate any form of make-up.)
You wear the colour pink. (-_- Absolutely not.)
Go to your mom for advice (Nah.)
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours. (Nope I'm not a big fan of those colors.)
You hate wearing the colour black. (Why would you even say that? D:)
You like hanging out at the shopping centre. (Again. No.)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures (HATE IT.)
You like wearing jewelery. (Not at all.)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (NO NO NO NO. NO.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Why would you suggest that? Everybody loves Star Wars!)
You were in gymnastics/dance. ("Were" being the key word.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (*sighs* That's a ridiculous amount of time to do any of those things.)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Yep. *sighs again.*)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (O.o Why? Just why?)
You care about what you look like. (No not really.)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Ew.)
You like wearing body perfume. (Double ew.)
You love the movies. (Duh! I love the movies.)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Nope, it was all trading cards for me man!)

Like being the star of every thing. (I'm satisfied with staying in the background. X3)
TOTAL: 4

So apparently I'm more like a guy than a girl O.o That's depressing



1. To Fly Higher reviews
Learning to accept the unacceptable is difficult, even for Scootaloo. One-shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-29-13 - Scootaloo - Complete
2. Next Generation » reviews
The Akatsuki each staged their own death and have all been in hiding for ten years, safe from Konoha. Life has moved on, and now the next generation of Akatsuki and of Konoha is in danger, plagued by past grudges held by their parents. Will this next generation hold the key to peace between these enemies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-13-13 - Published: 2-5-12 - Akatsuki & Naruto U.
3. Reminiscence reviews
When one so close to you is gone, what is there to do but to reminisce? One-shot, slight SasoxDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-13 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
4. Unbreakable reviews
On the way back from a mission, the artists are attacked. And one of them may not make it out alive...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-13 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
5. I'll Be There » reviews
That redheaded man was like an angel… I knew he was nice because he had saved me from the villagers once, but he told me he was a bad person that belonged to a bad group. I don't believe him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-31-12 - Published: 3-5-12 - Deidara & Sasori
6. Crimson Tears and Sweet Revenge » reviews
"You killed Sasori, my Danna, my partner, my everything, and you expect me to show you mercy? Think again." Deidara wants revenge on Sakura for killing Sasori. But how far is he willing to go to avenge his Danna? Being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-31-12 - Published: 12-16-11 - Deidara
7. Endgame reviews
The story starts with two best friends. The story ends with their deaths.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-12 - Mello & Matt - Complete
8. What Deidara and Sasori do in their spare time » reviews
Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 2-5-12 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
9. Mission Impossible » reviews
Konan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 9-5-12 - Published: 1-3-12 - Konan & Akatsuki
10. Oops, We Did It Again reviews
Pein wants to test the Akatsuki's resistance to alcohol. But things might take a turn for the kinky for two artists. Contains a lemon and an awkward situation or two. SasoxDei, KakuxHida if you squint, do the Macarena, and draw on your face with Sharpie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-24-12 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
11. It All Fell Apart reviews
Akatsuki was never a place for caring from the start. So what happened to change that? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-12 - Akatsuki - Complete
12. Turning gay! reviews
Deidara's in the weird part of YouTube again! And something interesting might happen this time… SasoxDei fluff, implied HidaxKaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-12 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
13. Regrets reviews
I killed the one I love the most, and it was all because of jealousy... HidaxDei, SasoxDei, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-12 - Hidan & Deidara - Complete
14. How it all turns out reviews
Have you ever wondered how things might turn out at the end of Naruto? These are some possibilities I came up with. Major crack ahead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-12 - Complete
15. Your hair, your eyes, your voice reviews
Our favorite blonde bomber has ben feeling down lately. But why? Sasori tries to help him through, but Deidara might already be too far gone... SasoxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-14-11 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete