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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and My Little Pony. Hello there!:D Some basic information about me: Name: *points at penname* Um well I don't really know what to put. I have brown hair, brown eyes, I'm short, and I love to sing and dance when nobody's looking. I enjoy wearing hats when I can, and you can always find me on some sort of technological device or reading a book. My favorite types of fanfictions include crack, angst, drama, and romance. And blood. Never forget the blood. X3 I am also a Grammar Nazi. Yup. So if anyone wants me to be a beta reader for their story *hint hint* I'm always open. :P Well anyways... feel free to PM me and chat whenever! I don't bite... much. Mwuahahahahaha. >:3 Some thingies I needed to post on my profile: Akatsukicons! Pein: @:@ Konan: *-_- Itachi: */_\* Deidara: (o\/) Zetsu: \o.o/ Tobi: @ Sasori: -.- Kisame: =0_o= Hidan: o.o Kakuzu: $_$ Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind? Sasori: No. Deidara: Do you like me? Sasori: Not really. Deidara: Do you want me? Sasori: No. Deidara: Would you cry if I left? Sasori: No. Deidara: Would you live for me? Sasori: No. Deidara: Would you do anything for me? Sasori: No. Deidara: Choose your life or mine. Sasori: My life. Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says: Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet. If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile. Pein/Pain - Nagato [Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4] Eh not too surprised by this one. Konan [Konan Score: 2] Lol yeah I'm almost nothing like Konan. XD Itachi Uchiha [Itachi Uchiha Score: 4] About what I expected from this one. Kisame Hoshigaki [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4] I'm getting a lot of 4's. XD Sasori [Sasori Score: 5] Huh... interesting... Deidara [Deidara Score: 4] Nooooo there's not enough similarities between us! D': Kakuzu [Kakuzu Score: 1] Kinda surprised by this one, I was expecting to have a few more things in common. O.o Hidan [Hidan Score: 4] Not surprised. XD [Zetsu Score: 7] Whoa... *sudden realization* I am Zetsu!! :O Tobi [Tobi Score: 2] Again about what I expected... Orochimaru [Orochimaru Score: 3] Lol I love the last one because it's so true about me. X3 Another Anime Survey Three anime characters you love/like/find ok: 1. Deidara Three anime characters you hate/dislike/don't find very ok: 4. Sakura 5. Misa 6. Bandit Keith One very intelligent anime character: 7. L Lawliet One anime character you have a love/hate relationship to: 8. Sasuke Now name one lazy and one arrogant anime character: 9. Shikamaru 10. Mello All set? Cool, then you can start answering these questions. ;) 1) 3 and 5 were supposed to go on a date, but 5 cancelled at the last minute. Why did he/she cancel, and how does 3 react? Bakura didn't really care, because first of all, he's Bakura, second of all Misa is very forward. 2) 4 is sitting sitting next to a tree, crying, when suddenly 9 walks by. What happens? Shikamaru stares at Sakura for a few seconds and sighs while walking away, saying "How troublesome." 3) 7 is gathering a group of 1, 10, and 6 for a really hard and secret job. Why does he/she rely on these specific people to take care of it for him/her? Well, apparently L is really trusting of blondes. He trusts Mello because he is in line to succeed him, Deidara because he is so much like Mello, Bandit Keith because... I have no idea why L would trust Bandit Keith, honestly. I wouldn't. 4) Whilst working on their job, 6 suddenly freaks out and starts crying. 1 is trying to comfort him/her, but what is 10 doing? Mello is trying hard not to laugh at the sight of Deidara comforting Bandit Keith. 5) In the end it all works out and they go back to tell 7 that their job was a success. 7 is really proud and decides to pay them by having 2 give them each a lap dance. How do they all react? XD. Okay so Mello would obviously love the lap dance because Matt is the one doing it, Deidara would be thinking of Sasori the entire time, and Bandit Keith would probably try and remain indifferent. Or act like a pimp. Either way. 6) 8 calls you in the middle of the night to tell you he/she loves you. How do you react, considering you both love and hate him/her? I would be very confused, considering Sasuke is the one calling me. If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Let's see here: Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Itachi, Zetsu, Tobi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Pein/Nagato, Konan, Gaara, Kimimaro, Suigetsu... yeah the list keeps on going... 2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasoxDei, KakuxHida, PeinxKonan, ItaxKisa, ShikaxTema, NejixTenTen, SaixIno, SasuxSaku, etc... 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi FTW! 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I was Deidara for Halloween. :3 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Akatsuki cloak, Deidara's headband, Naruto movies, Naruto Ultimate Ninja 4/Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations, hundreds of pictures, a few drawings, 2 posters, and fanfictions. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Deidara! *stares off into the distance dreamily* 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruxHina. Hinata deserves to be with him, dammit! 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuxSaku, because I really like them together and Kishi needs to give some closure to their relationship! 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Gai of course! 10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope. I am thoroughly convinced that Tobi is Izuna. *reads Chapter 599 and starts crying* 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well obviously, I mean it's in the manga now. Plus they look exactly alike! 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!!!!!! Blonde bombers FTW!!!!!!! 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? It's a love/hate relationship. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup! (Even though I despise fillers with all my heart.) 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Of course! Read it every Wednesday! 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah, I mean why else can he not sit still? 17. Sub or dub? Um I have to go with the dub on this one because it's nice to be able to focus on the animations and the voices and not have to focus on reading the entire time, it kind of takes away the purpose of the anime. But I also like subs because first of all they're more ahead, and it's cool to hear the original voice acting. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I'm anti-Sakura for sure, but I don't hate her that much anymore. 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Who could think he's annoying? He's like the sunshine in the Akatsuki. *finds out that Tobi is the main villain of the series* WHY KISHIMOTO?? 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Nobody knows TT_TT Nobody knows... *reads Chapter 599* NOOO HE'S OBITO AOWIEJOSJF!! 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Lol I think he's more towards ugly... 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku for sure... Lol those first few episodes of Naruto fooled everyone. *watches Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals* WHY NEJI WHY?? *watches a few more episodes* NOT YOU TOO KABUTO!! 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome. :P 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um I dunno I like all OOC's... 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well duh! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? They're taking over my life, so yeah. 27. Do you like lemons? Hmmmm... yes... DON'T JUDGE MEH!!!! 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah, a bit. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep! Both of them! Ninjabridge's being the best! 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes! 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother I guess? 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep I suppose lol... 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nope never happened before. :/ 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Sssshhh... maybe... 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope, I was broke to begin with... haha 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh yeah, who doesn't?! 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope the leader of the Akatsuki is none other than the sexiness that is Pein! Hehe. 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Lol I have a few but they're not that great, I drew only 4 or 5 that I'm actually proud of. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? If you go for that kind of thing... 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Actually I do, but it's my good friend RyouYami that created it for me. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Naruto is most definitely my life now. I can't imagine life without it anymore. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (The bold ones apply to me.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile The Naruto alphabet! :D Just for fun A - Akatsuki, the bad-ass criminals of Naruto B - Byakugan, the Hyuuga kekkai genkai C - Chakra, where would we be without it? D - Deidara, the amazing pyromaniac obsessed with explosions E - Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, when regular Mangekyou Sharingan just doesn't cut it F - Fireball no Jutsu, when you've got an angry Uchiha on your hands G - Gai, the sensei obsessed with youth H - Hidan, everyone's favorite religious masochist I - Itachi, one bad Uchiha J - Jashin, when Kami isn't good enough K - Kisame, the shark swordsman with a sense of humor L - Lee, the loyal, bushy browed athletic freak M - Madara, the one with the power of a god N - Neji, the one who believes in destiny O - Orochimaru, snake and man combined into one P - Pein, the overly pierced leader of the Akatsuki Q - Quicksand in the style of a waterfall, Gaara's got you beat R - Rinnegan, Pein's ultimate weapon S - Sasori, the red headed puppeteer T - Tobi, the evil genius plotting to take over the world with his Moon's Eye plan U - Uchiha, the clan of the Sharingan V - Valley of the End, where many important fights have happened W - Water style, when you've got some fire to deal with X - Xtra limbs, Sakon and Ukon have got this covered. Y - Yamato, the one with the scary face Z - Zetsu, everyone's favorite bipolar plant YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: So apparently I'm more like a guy than a girl O.o That's depressing | |||||||||
1. To Fly Higher reviewsLearning to accept the unacceptable is difficult, even for Scootaloo. One-shot.My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-29-13 - Scootaloo - Complete2. Next Generation » reviewsThe Akatsuki each staged their own death and have all been in hiding for ten years, safe from Konoha. Life has moved on, and now the next generation of Akatsuki and of Konoha is in danger, plagued by past grudges held by their parents. Will this next generation hold the key to peace between these enemies?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-13-13 - Published: 2-5-12 - Akatsuki & Naruto U.3. Reminiscence reviewsWhen one so close to you is gone, what is there to do but to reminisce? One-shot, slight SasoxDei.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-13 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete4. Unbreakable reviewsOn the way back from a mission, the artists are attacked. And one of them may not make it out alive...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-13 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete5. I'll Be There » reviewsThat redheaded man was like an angel… I knew he was nice because he had saved me from the villagers once, but he told me he was a bad person that belonged to a bad group. I don't believe him.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-31-12 - Published: 3-5-12 - Deidara & Sasori6. Crimson Tears and Sweet Revenge » reviews"You killed Sasori, my Danna, my partner, my everything, and you expect me to show you mercy? Think again." Deidara wants revenge on Sakura for killing Sasori. But how far is he willing to go to avenge his Danna? Being rewritten.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-31-12 - Published: 12-16-11 - Deidara7. Endgame reviewsThe story starts with two best friends. The story ends with their deaths.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-12 - Mello & Matt - Complete8. What Deidara and Sasori do in their spare time » reviewsItachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 2-5-12 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete9. Mission Impossible » reviewsKonan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 9-5-12 - Published: 1-3-12 - Konan & Akatsuki10. Oops, We Did It Again reviewsPein wants to test the Akatsuki's resistance to alcohol. But things might take a turn for the kinky for two artists. Contains a lemon and an awkward situation or two. SasoxDei, KakuxHida if you squint, do the Macarena, and draw on your face with Sharpie.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-24-12 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete11. It All Fell Apart reviewsAkatsuki was never a place for caring from the start. So what happened to change that? One-shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-12 - Akatsuki - Complete12. Turning gay! reviewsDeidara's in the weird part of YouTube again! And something interesting might happen this time… SasoxDei fluff, implied HidaxKakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-12 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete13. Regrets reviewsI killed the one I love the most, and it was all because of jealousy... HidaxDei, SasoxDei, oneshot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-12 - Hidan & Deidara - Complete14. How it all turns out reviewsHave you ever wondered how things might turn out at the end of Naruto? These are some possibilities I came up with. Major crack ahead!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-12 - Complete15. Your hair, your eyes, your voice reviewsOur favorite blonde bomber has ben feeling down lately. But why? Sasori tries to help him through, but Deidara might already be too far gone... SasoxDeiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-14-11 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete