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Author has written 21 stories for Shenmue, Cowboy Bebop, Metal Gear, Chronicles of Narnia, Daria, Misc. Comics, X-Men, Pride and Prejudice, Harvest Moon, Utena, Final Fantasy VII, Prince of Tennis, and Professor Layton.

30 year old slacker/workaholic.
Contradictory? Yes, indeed.

(W)orks (I)n (P)rogess:

Morbid Curiosity: updated 09/18/2007.
Okay, this is genuinely stupid. The story's just ... sitting on my hard drive. You all deserve better. I'll get to work on it.

Bittersweet Chocolate:
Still in hiatus. Very sorry, I've forgotten what happened in the game. I think I'll have to actually play it again at some point.

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1. Consequences reviews
Layton/Legal!Luke. Attempting to leave the services of a puzzle master turns out to be more than Luke bargained for. Yaoi, very PWP. Rated T for non-explicit sex. One-shot.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete

2. Advantage, Receiver reviews
The fallout over a pair of warmup pants. TezukaRyoma smut. Yaoi, very PWP.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-24-07 - E. Ryoma & Tezuka K. - Complete

3. Morbid Curiosity » reviews
Trying to help salvage Betty's feelings after Archie ditches her yet again, Jughead offers to escort her to the prom. But when push comes to shove, will the renowned womanhater keep his promise?
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 10-9-03

4. Unspoken reviews
Silence is golden, but sometimes you still have to find the words. Ryo x Saku. Oneshot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-14-07 - E. Ryoma & R. Sakuno - Complete

5. Saltwater Cowboys » reviews
Two years after Episode 26, Faye can only find one of her former teammates. And what he's become doesn't make her too happy. Here's a little something for you JetFaye fans. Completed.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,343 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 6-27-05 - Published: 5-23-03 - Jet B. & Faye V. - Complete

6. How Distasteful! » reviews
Yuffie always learns her lessons the hard way. Too bad Cid and Vincent are along for the ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-3-05 - Published: 11-17-04

7. Bittersweet Chocolate » reviews
Maria's life will change after Jack's first two years in FlowerBud Village, in so many ways. The story of one young woman's metamorphosis, and the changes of all those around her.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,206 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-12-04 - Published: 5-7-04

8. Those Stupid Roses reviews
Utena experiences a more surreal evening than is the norm at Ohtori Academy. A parody of 'Hotel California'. Anthy gets slapped! Featuring some extremely cliche shounen-ai and shoujo-ai pairings! Bad taste alert!
Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-04

9. Counting Chickens reviews
Three days in a water mill gives Gray time to think about a lot. Especially when a completely inappropriate crush develops. Yaoi, folks.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-26-04

10. When the Party's Over » reviews
A friend comes to a realization about Stacy, based on her expulsion from the Fashion Club and her subsequent odd behavior. Complete.
Daria - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-24-04 - Published: 10-8-03 - Complete

11. Of Horses and Boys » reviews
Shasta's POV. Completed.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-18-04 - Published: 7-11-03 - Complete

12. Caveat Emptor reviews
The reflections of Mrs. Hurst, Mr. Bingley's OTHER sister.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-04

13. Lovers and Husbands » reviews
AU: a twist on the Jean Scott Logan triangle. Rating for bad language and non-explicit sexual content.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-14-04

14. Things best forgotten » reviews
What can go wrong when you've got first-class acommodations, and a cut-and-dried bounty just waiting for you to arrive? Well, everything. Jet, Spike. Yaoi.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-23-03

15. The Condensed Chronicles of Narnia reviews
With emphasis on DENSE. Rating for bad language.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 12-21-03

16. Diazepam and a Snowcone reviews
Otacon whines. And takes Diazepam. And lusts after Snake. Yeah, it's been done before. Mild shounen-ai and a lil' bit of cussin'.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-14-03

17. The Hot Seat reviews
Quite possibly the most surreal SpikeFaye you'll read today. One-shot.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-14-03 - Complete

18. Thin Skinned reviews
Follows "Ballad of Fallen Angels". While Spike heals, Jet and Faye actually get along and become productive. Oh, my. Jet/Spike. Yaoi, just so you know.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-29-03

19. Passing the Butt reviews
Thanks to Ed, the crew's out of cigarettes. This leads to sex. No, really, it does. Jet/Spike.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-28-03

20. Feelin' the love » reviews
Sequel (sort of) to "Bars of Steel". Ryo. Gui Zhang. Seedy motel room. Delayed laundry services. Gee, you think they'll do anything? R/R, if you please.
Shenmue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-10-03

21. Bars of Steel » reviews
(reposted due to formatting issues) Ryo likes Gui Zhang. And Gui Zhang likes Ryo. Will they ever bother to tell each other about it? Oh, the humanity! Please R&R.
Shenmue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-25-03 - Published: 1-4-03

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