|Aroma Lady 123|
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon.
If you belive Ash and Misty are meant to be together:
A link to the Ketchum Family's Tumblr account:
News as of Thursday 8th October 2012:
Hey, you guys!
I hope you've read 'You, Me and the Kids'. Tell me what you thought of it! I wrote a PokeShipping Oneshot for their day; it's only a K, 'cause Ash thinks in that kind of way, being the dense idiot he is :)
Aroma Lady 123
Right Here Waiting For You: *FINISHED* It's an ordinary day at Cerulean Gym. Misty longs to see Ash again. The phone starts ringing and guess what? It's Ash, calling from Driftveil City in Unova, to tell her about his first girlfriend. Misty is drowning in misery, but keeps herself together for the sake of her best friend, and hopes that one day he will realise that he has feelings for our favourite Gym Leader. PokeShipping. Oneshot. Rated K for Misty's depressing thoughts.
You, Me and the Kids *In Progress* Misty and Ash got married on what we know as PokeShipping day, and now they have three beautiful daughters. This is their story. PokeShipping. Collection of oneshots. Rated T in case something comes up.
What Do I Think Of Misty? *FINISHED* Earlier that day, Ash somehow got round to calling his old friend in Pewter City, who asks Ash what he thinks of their favourite redhead. After that, Ash somehow got round to thinking about Misty. At first he's laughing at his memories, but then... Implied PokeShipping. Oneshot. Rated K for Ash's reflection's mind of its own.
The children of Ashton James and Mistara Blair Ketchum are as follows:
Name: Tallulah Nixie Ketchum
Nicknames: Tallie, Bubbles (Misty)
D.O.B: 24th June
Hometown: Cerulean City
Occupation: None as of yet. Wants to be the next Gym Leader of Cerulean City, so presumably a Trainer.
Partner: None as of yet.
Appearance: Shoulder-length navy curls, sapphire eyes. Very small for her age. Looks very much like her mother.
Personality: Possesive, subtle, crabby (or Krabby).
Other: Likes to hide in the pantry and eat/drink (?) ketchup when upset/sad/angry etc. Bilingual, speaks both Kantsch (Kanto) and Pangaean (the world language). Raids the pantry with her father and Nuri. Cries all the time for no reason at all.
Nothing else has been revealed.
Name: Nuri Ketchum, d/o Ashton James and Mistara Blair
Nicknames: Pumpkin (Ash)
D.O.B: Sometime in summer, three years younger than Tallie.
Hometown: Cerulean City
Occupation: None as of yet. Wants to be the next Pokemon Master, so presumably a Trainer.
Partner: None as of yet. Wants a Spinarak to evolve into an Ariados.
Appearance: Short, spiky, ginger hair, russet eyes. Very tall for her age. Looks very much like her father.
Personality: Likes to spread gossip. Has very strong emotions. Acts tough.
Other: Wrinkles her nose when angry. Hates shopping. Very close to her father. Likes to sleep in until noon. Likes Fire and Bug types. Bilingual, speaks both Kantsch (Kanto) and Pangaean (the world language). Wears a green T-shirt to bed. Raids the pantry with her father and Tallie. The word 'frozen' or anything along the lines makes her break out in a sweat, suggesting she has a fear of the cold and possibly Ice types too.
Nothing else has been revealed.
Name: Cora Ketchum
Hometown: Cerulean City
Nothing else has been revealed.
Biography of Aroma Lady 123
Aroma Lady 123 (born February 1998 as Top Coordinator 123) joined FanFiction.net in August 2011, even though she has been writing fanfics since she was 10 years old. She is of Indian descent, and there is unreliable evidence ("Oi!" Aroma Lady cries. "My mummy would never lie to me...I sure hope she doesn't, anyway.")that she might be partly Polish as well, and she is most famous for her first story Depressed, a discontinued Pokemon fanfic inspired by her own life and her imagination. Her hobbies include writing/ reading on FanFiction.net, watching/reading on YouTube, daydreaming, reading, listening to music and watching movies starring her favourite actor Dileep :)
Top Coordinator was born under the star sign Pisces. "I've never understood why that happened," Aroma Lady huffs. "I hate fish. I can't stand them." She was born in Kerala in India. "I'm telling you, it exists!" Aroma Lady protests, waving her hands around anime-style. "It's a state at the south-west of India, bordered by the Arabian sea, Tamil Nadu and Karnataka and it's quite small. National Geographic's Traveller magazine names Kerala as one of the '10 paradises of the world'and one of the '50 must see destinations of a lifetime'..." Aroma Lady's smile disappears and tears fill her huge brown eyes. "...this stupid Globalisation thing is causing our way of life to die out!" she wails. "Everyone speaks English -including me, so I shouldn't complain- but it seems like I'm the only one who's sorry to see the diversity of humans die out. You know what I mean, don't you?" she says, and she looks so damn terrifying that I nod anyway.
After living in Kerala for 8 years, Top Coordinator moved to Pallet Town in Kanto, where she lived for 1 year. "Of course, it's not really Pallet Town," Aroma Lady laughs. "Well, duh. But it was as nice as Pallet Town. Very quiet and peaceful."
Aroma Lady mentions that she was forced to skip Year 3, because in Kerala the new school year starts in May, and in her new home country school started in August, and according to this country she should be in Year 4. "A whole year's education -just gone. No wonder I'm so stupid," Aroma Lady sobs.
Anyway. Pallet Town. This was where Top Coordinator lived when she began writing stories. None of these stories were ever completed and Aroma Lady hopes that they have all been burned. These novels starred herself and her best friends. "Why did you put that? They were evil. I was like, their slave or something. Seriously, they were awful." Aroma Lady begins ripping her hair out of her head from frustration.
Top Coordinator moved again to Ecruteak City in Johto, and she still lives here, much to her dismay. "I hate this place," Aroma Lady whines. "I wish I'd never left Pallet Town now." When asked where she would like to live when she is older, she replied, "Sandalstraw Town in Sinnoh seems like a nice place. They have Pokemon Ping Pong Tournaments there, and I'd really like to take part in them."
At 10 years old, Top Coordinator became very ill and was forced to stop going to school until who-knows-when. During this time, she began to write in her diary because her Bratz annual recommented it. She quickly became very bored with writing 'woke up, had breakfast, watched TV, ate lunch, watched TV, ate dinner, watched TV and slept' every day for three months and began to write novels.
She believes she wrote a whole novel, but cannot remember anything about it. "People like me have the most awful memory, and it's made worse by the medication we take," Aroma Lady complains. However, Aroma Lady DOES remember that she wrote 3 or 4 Pokemon fanfics, as well as 1 Harry Potter and 1 Twilight fics. "Yeah, I wrote a Twilight fanfiction!" Aroma Lady grins sheepishly. "But it was an epic horror story thing where the Volturi got slain by Renesmee as revenge." I ask her if she thinks that she has justified her actions by getting a mutant to murder the villains. "No comment," Aroma Lady snaps, and threatens to beat me with a stick.
About an year later, just 1 week before exams, Top Coordinator returned to school. She took all of her exams with no extra help apart from an additional 10 mins and later found out she passed all of them. "A Level 5 in Science and a Level 4 in Maths and English -I was shocked. I did better than most of my classmates," Aroma Lady exclaims. "I got my progress report at the end of this year, and it said 'Attendance: 9%' on the cover. Makes me seem cleverer than I am. "
Feeling proud, Top Coordinator went on to Secondary School and found out, like many others, that this was the age where you had to start caring about your weight, clothes and hair. Annoyed, Top Coordinator joined Youtube in search for friends who accepted her the way she was, and met ColorGuardGirlie1996. CG1996 became Top Coordinator's closest friend during that time. When asked if they were still friends, Aroma Lady shakes her head sadly and states that her life has forced her to become cut off from everyone. "A message for you readers: CGG1996 makes the most epic Pokemon High School videos. If it's good enough for me, then it's pretty good. I would recommend you watch the videos, but she's gone now."
In August 2011, CGG1996 announced that she created an account on FanFiction.net under the name Kaleodescope Hearts and has published the first chapter of her fic The Project. Top Coordinator followed the link to this strange new website, and has never left. "I mean it." Aroma Lady smiles. "Apart from a short break I took a while back, I have been here every day. This used to be my homepage once. It's not anymore, because Benelab benefits more from being my homepage. What's Benelab? Only the best search engine in the world! EVERYONE CHANGE YOUR SEARCH ENGINE TO BENELAB!"
Top Coordinator knew that she had finally found her home as soon as she arrived, and the first thing she did was establish herself. After finding a few good friends who also love Pokemon, she decided to add her own story to the website. But there was a problem. Her life was so uninteresting that she had no inspiration.
This soon changed because of an awful incident that she could still remember vividly the next morning ("And that's saying something," Aroma Lady sighs)... and because of this one memory, Top Coordinator's first fanfiction, Depressed was born. "I remember that I got 2 reviews for the chapter. One of them was encouraging: 'I loved this story. Please update soon.'. The second one? 'Hmmm interesting'. I was so worried about that one."
Two months later, for Pokeshipping Day, Top Coordinator published her second Pokemon fanfic Right Here Waiting For You. "I think this one was way more successful than Depressed. I said I'd do a sequel should 5 people ask me for one. They didn't, so I'll do a sequel for next Pokeshipping Day anyway," Aroma Lady babbles.
After this, Top Coordinator wrote one more chapter for her original fic, before becoming extrememly ill again. "Tough times," Aroma Lady shudders.
During this period of time, Top Coordinator began writing her third Pokemon fanfic, A Mother's Pain, with Johanna as the main character. She abandoned it after finishing the second chapter and does not wish to continue it. "It was actually supposed to be the oneshot called 'Scary' but halfway through the first chapter I got seriously inspired.I was so sad when I lost interest in the story, and I really hope one day I might return to it with new ideas and complete it so you guys can read it. I really want you to."
Over Easter, Top Coordinator made a miraculous recovery after attending a retreat. "It WAS miracle, you know. Nobody expected me to get better so quickly. They said I only have to go to school two days a week. I go to school almost every day now and I've only been back for a month. That's just one of the many things the Lord has done for me."
To mark the occassion, Top Coordinator changed her pen name to Aroma Lady. "I quite like fire, water, dark and normal Pokemon, but I just adore Grass Pokemon. I'm not an outdoorsy person, and I would never walk around wearing what Aroma Ladies wear, but Grass Pokemon and I have a special bond, you know what I mean?"
Aroma Lady decided on one cold morning that she could no longer continue Depressed. She discontinued it immediately and began working on a PokeShipping Oneshot The Same Window, of which she wrote two sentences and abandoned.
The next PokeShipping Day, she wrote a sequel of sorts called What do I think of Misty? Brock has been in touch with Ash, and asked him to think about her. It's all about how evil she is at first, but then it gets kinda cute, with the most awful ending ever. Ash's reflection seems more mature than he is.
Then she started another project, a series of oneshots under the same theme: Ash and Misty are married with three daughters.
Aroma Lady lives with her parents, her grandmother (who visits sometimes), her brother Cyclist and her sister Swimmer. She describes their relationship as that of "5/6 strangers sharing a house". She has no friends, and spends her spare time writing or reading or daydreaming. She goes to school, and hates it, although she admits she would rather be there than at home.
She is too tall, she says, and kind of round. She was born with fair skin, but after moving to the Pokemon world. her face, arms, feet and knees (???) became very tanned and left her looking rather silly. Her hair is frizzy, curly, and black, and she intends to have it all cut off in the near future. She has brown eyes, and they are often described as 'cute'.
When asked about her personality, Aroma Lady said, "The Pokemon character I'm most like is Misty. We're both stubborn tomboys, who can be angered easily and can be loud and violent. My moods are extreme and not long lasting (thank goodness). We both love a certain type of Pokemon and think they are the best. If I'm not being Misty, I'm very 'moodless' like Paul. You can sometimes find me happy and bubbly like Dawn (I tend to burst out laughing for no reason and for the dumbest reasons) or perhaps crazy and inventive like May, or wild and independant like Iris. Though most of the time I am Misty."
Her favourite sport is Badminton, because it is the only sport she is good at. She says she does not eat anymore, and therefore has no favourite food, and her favourite drink is tea. Her favourite colours are black, purple and red, though she doesn't mind cerulean or lime green. She listens to any type of music, watches any type of movie and reads any type of book -if she likes it. he listens mostly to English music, but also likes Malayalam, Hindi and Tamil songs as well.
She used to play the violin, but gave up when she realised she was no longer interested.
She speaks fluent English, and is learning German at school. She is taking German as one of her GCSE subjects.
Her other interests include Dr Who, Phineas and Ferb, Merlin, Sonic the Hedgehog. "Why are they all male?"
Aroma Lady has an account on Pottermore, where she owns a wand with the descripition: English Oak with Unicorn hair core, 14 and 1/2 inches, surprisingly swishy. She is in the house Ravenclaw, and prefers duelling to making potions. She believes her Patronus is an Owl.
Aroma Lady is a Roman Catholic, and wishes more than anything to recieve the Holy Spirit becuase she is "sick to death of trying to lead a good life without Him".
Amazing Artist Award - First Prize, 3 times :)
Student of the Week
Phlebotomist Survival Medal
Star Pupil x1000
Dentist Survival Medal
Sanest Member of the Family -nominated
My Candy Love: MistyKetchum
(Geez, I'm obsessed with those two)
I have watched all the Pokemon episodes up to Season 14.
I once checked the archive every day for 6 months for new completed stories just to make my Fave Stories list the longest on this site.
I hurt myself because the car door was open while it was being driven... by my 2 year old brother.
I hate Santa Claus with all my heart and consider him my arch-enemy.
I hate my hair.
I have a unique name and I hate it!
I can be really arrogant.
I have a bad memory.
Once I start laughing, I can't stop.
I hate Maths so much :(
I like darkness and needles and isolation and all that other stuff normal people hate.
The Best Pokemon FanFictions
Some of the most amazing Pokemon stories I was lucky enough to come across are listed below:
If I Could Change The World by dazdnconfusd730
The Five Rules Of Being Psychic by MalibuXinXtheXsunshineXX
Double Trouble by nyislandersgirl
Cold Blooded Killers by Kissy Fishy
The Tennis Racket: As In Commotion, Not Equipment by Eeveebeth Fejvu
Cavern of a Million Colors by the same author.
Misty In Court by Psyduck Ranger
Mist in the Moonlight: The Remake by sykilik101
Pokemon Ranger: Shadows Of Almia by Momoko Harukaze
Slumber Party by Llyxius
Why Won't You? by DragonRose888
Are You There? by AshandMistyLove
Up In The Stars by IvyBean
To Open Now Or Open Later? by Esperon Hearts
The Power Of A Mother by Super Secret Squirrel
The Moment His Misty Died by Creative Writer 2000
While She Slept by Bloody Butterfly 104
Supported Shippings: Pokemon
ApplesFantasiaShipping (Iris' AxewxxIris' Emolga)
LagomorphShipping (Ash's PikachuxxDawn's Buneary)
ValleyShipping (Ash's CharizardxxLiza's Charizard)
GildedLilyShipping (Ash's BulbasaurxxMay's Venasaur)
MY POKEMON TEAM!
...and every other grass pokemon there is :D
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or just chat with my friends. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (I was actually but I refused) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and ContestShipping, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, splitheart1120, LoveLoverGrl, Empress Empoleon, Top Coordinator 12
Be Against Abortion!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
From a MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little formula that might help you answer these Questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K (8118423151811) = 98 percent
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11141523125475) = 96 percent
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (120209202145) = 100 percent
AND, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D (12152251567154) = 101 percent.
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Re- post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress!
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
22 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.
22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you repeatedly listen to the same song over and over again because you love it, copy/paste this to your profile
IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are alive, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you live on earth, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever found yourself thinking your daydream was real and responded to it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime ship, copy and past this to your profile.
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you spend more time on FanFiction than Facebook.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you loved Anime before you even knew what it was.
Raise your hand if you love anime! Now put your hand down, stupid. - Copy and paste that to your profile if you actually rose your hand.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you copy and paste stuff to your profile and expect no one to read it.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
98 percent of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2 percent laughing.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, well, you know the drill...
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse! and want it to STOP!, copy and past this on your profile.
If you are madly in love with guys who aren't real, and/or wish they were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever found yourself yelling angrily at your computer, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just sat somewhere for minutes infront of a tv, computer, or something else, and you had no idea what to do to keep yourself occupied copy and past this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, S. T. Nickolian, sadiegrl, Top Coordinator 123
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If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're lazy, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a really bad memory, copy and...What was I doing again?
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE
98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, sadiegrl, Top Coordinator 123
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile
If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Sasuke's Baby Girl93. sadiegrl, Top Coordinator 123
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
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If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile
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If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this.
If you hate child and animal abuse, post this on your profile!!
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.
If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.
If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!
If you don't have nightmares after scary movies and you're just jumpy for a while, post this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile
If you met your near twin (In resemblance,personality,or both) copy this into your profile.
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If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile
If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
Most Pokeshippers are also Contestshippers. This is because most people HATE to see Ash and May together. Also because most people HATE to see Misty and Drew together. If you agree and are both Pokeshipper and Contestshipper, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others
If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile
Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.
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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
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If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're weird, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist this stupid fad, copy this into your profile.
If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
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If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you LOVE Pokeshipping (AshXMisty), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I saw this on a profile and just HAD to post/steal it.
1. Have you ever read a Six x Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Solidad/Nurse Joy? No, and absolutely no way.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
May... yeah, but Misty's hotter.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
How the hell can Dawn get Paul pregnant?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Gary? No, I haven't read any.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Misty x Solidad... NO! I support PokeShipping!
6. Five x Nine or Five x Ten? Why?
Max x Leaf. Uh... personality match?
7. Make up a summary for a Three x Ten fic.
Brock x Leaf? Not a supporter but let's see.. Summary: When Leaf decides to become a Pokemon Doctor, she finds out through her best friend about Dr Harrison. The pair become close friends after a while, and closer, and closer...
8. Is there any such thing as One x Eight fluff?
ComaShipping? What exactly is a fluff, anyway?
9. Suggest a title for a Seven x Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
BelleShipping? Not a supporter of this either. Title: Don't Worry?
10. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nurse Joy, well, if Brock was on the list, then yes.
11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two x Four x Five?
Misty x May x Max?! Well, I'm the only one I know who even watches Pokemon.
12. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Leaf? Depends on the situation. Let's pick anger: HOW DARE YOU...
13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Oooh... Paul. Something about secrets, pretending to be someone you're not, etc.
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ash x Solidad x Dawn? Warning: May contain catfights and density?
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
16. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Ash... scream and hit him with my pillow until he leaves?
17. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
I would say: No! On second thoughts, go on. I wonder if Drew's still available?
18. What would you say if Number 5 cooked you dinner?
I would say: It seems you're a better cook than me. Well, of course. I'm rubbish.
19. What would you do if Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I'd probably fall asleep, too. I wouldn't mind Solidad being there, as long as she kept a small distance.
20. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Drew's my brother!!! OMG! *Now that makes my plot to get May and Drew together a lot easier!*
21. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
I didn't think Paul would be the type to break his legs from playing footie or whatever. He's not a team player.
22. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Gary, humph, that's to be expected, but he might actually hit on some of them...
23. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Good, Harley can leave me alone!
24. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Ash would say he'd be my bodyguard but then wander off to get food.
25. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Misty would take me to a hospital. I'm so glad it was her.
26. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Brock... I don't know, roses? A cake?
27. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
May... she runs around in circles screaming her head off.
28. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Max, he'd probably videotape the thing.
29. You're about to marry number 1. What's 10's reaction:
What would Harley say about me marrying Ash? He'd offer to be one of my bridesmaids, I bet.
30. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
My brother Drew will give me his Masquerain and say I deserve it.
31. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Gary, pah, last thing he'd do is support someone.
32. You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Harley laughs along in that irritating way only he can pull off.
33. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I admire his density? I do, actually. Sometimes, it's good to be dense.
34. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 8.
Misty tells me about her deeply hidden love for Paul... cry until Misty decides it must be very bad to fall in love with him.
35. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Brock... No, I refuse to date him, awesome he is as cooking...
36.Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Max and Solidad. Hell no.
37. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Solidad wouldn't break anyone's heart! But personally, I couldn't really care less about her...
38. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Dreew!! Ha, I wish...
39. Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Oh, Paul. Why not ask Dawn? I'm sure she'd LOVE to be you girlfriend.
40. Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
Ash, you got over you density! / Yay, my first boyfriend!
41. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
chokes* Harley kissing... Ash?!?!?!? *Mortified expression* Damn, what happened to the world?!?
42. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Brock and May, well, they could be doing anything, but Brock would NEVER hit on May, or else he'll feel the wrah of me and a whole bunch of others out there!
43. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Ash x Solidad. No.
44. Would 2 trust 5?
Misty trust Max, yes, they both do have to drag Brock out of his love trance everyday.
45. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Harley'd get mad at May...
46. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Max: Science Ash: Food Tech
47. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Solidad and Brock. Whoopee! Brock's cooking! He'll make whatever I tell him to make!
48. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Haha! Perfect, Drew and Gary. Well, they can be whatever they want. But, male model isn't a bad choice...
49. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Why the hell would Paul give Max a haircut...?
50. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Solidad's too old... But I didn't know Gary could draw/sketch!
51. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Gary and Harley... WHAT THE HELL???
52. 1 accidentally kicked 10?
I don't think it was an accident Ash kicked Harley.
53. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Gary'd tease Misty about her message; which was sent to Ash. Haha!
54. 5 and 6 did a workout together?
Max and Solidad... STILL don't see the connection between them!
55. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Why, I would of course invite Solidad!
56. 7 won the lottery?
(Drew) Since we're 'relatives' I'll 'convince' him to give me half of the money. *Evil look*
57. 8 had quite a big secret?
Paul... He's got his share of secrets, everyone does.
58. 9 became a singer?
59. 10 got a daughter?
Harley... How's that possible unless he adopted? No one in their right mind would...
60. What would 1 think of 2?
Ash loves Misty! He loves her, her voice, her hair, her mallet.
61. How would 3 greet 9?
Brock: Long time no see, Gary.
62. What would 4 envy about 5?
May would envy Solidad's "relationship" with Drew.
63. What dream would 5 have about 6?
STILL CAN'T SEE CONNECTION BETWEEN MAX AND SOLIDAD!
64. What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Drew and Solidad, well, they're both coordinators! Hurray for stating the obvious!
65. What would make 7 angry at 8?
Yay Drew! If Paul started hitting on May, which is totally gross BTW...
66. Where would 8 meet 9?
Somewhere in Sinnoh or Kanto...?
67. What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Gary to Harley... he'd avoid Harley, cuz it's bad for his image...
68. What would make 10 scared of 1?
Ash's Pikachu... Harley's an idiot.
69. Is 3 Gay?
Brock? Now how many times do you see him oogling over a female?
70. How do you feel right now?
This is HIGH-LARIOUS.
#1 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the
#2 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'"
#3 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
#4 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
#5 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked??
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If the day before Christmas is called Christmas Eve, is the day after it Christmas Adam?
If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn’t an exterminator be the opposite?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Reasons Why the Human Race Has Only Evolved Thus Far:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Some Horrible Pokemon Puns
Your stories are so FARFETCH'D.
I'm gonna RAICHU some pokemon puns.
Why don't you come with me on a MAGIKARP- et ride?
That was quite ONYX-pected of you.
I only date guys who are MISSINGNO teeth.
That last fight almost TAURUS apart.
I wanna PIKACHU in the shower.
THAT HO-OH ME SOME MONEY.
I use MACHOP sticks to eat rice.
I hope you don't mind I TOGEPI in your shower this morning.
KAKUNA, RATTATA, it means no worries.
Thanks to my Doctor my HYPNO longer hurts.
I hope you wear ABRA.
I'm going to e-RATICATE all this homework.
GEODUDE, where's my car?
My roommate is sick and is KOFFING an awful lot.
Don't JYNX me.
You should all be EXEGGCUTED for your terrible puns.
Number 2(Drew) asks you to go out with him.
Number 3(Paul) walks into the bathroom while you are showering. *Shudder* Thank goodness for shower curtains.
4(Dawn) announces their engagement to 9(Solidad).
5(Misty) cooks you dinner.
6(May) is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping.
7(Harley) confesses that they are your sibling.
8(Brock) somehow gets into the hospital.
9(Solidad) makes fun of your friends.
10(Gary) is constantly ignoring you.
You're on a vacation with number 2(Drew) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What does 3(Paul) give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Dawn) do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What does 5(Misty) do?
You're about to marry number 10(Gary). What's 6(May)'s reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Harley) cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8(Brock) calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9(Solidad) support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Gary) do?
Number 2(Drew) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
3(Paul) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9(Solidad). Your reaction?
You're dating number 3(Paul) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
6(May) appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7(Harley) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8(Brock) thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Number 9(Solidad) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
1(Ash) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
6(May) suddenly goes emo. How does 8(Brock) feel about this?
4(Dawn) slaps 9(Solidad) with a fish for going out with 7(Harley).
5(Misty) cusses 2(Drew) out in German. 3(Paul) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
6(May) got high.
7(Harley) walks up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
8(Brock) reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
9(Solidad) comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 1(Ash).
Number 3(Paul) decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
5(Misty) is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
6(May) and 1(Ash) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
7(Harley) stalks 9(Solidad) home. 10(Gary) sees this. What does he do?
8(Brock) buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?
Look up Pokemon facts in one window while having an online dating site on another.
1) NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Book: Yellow Pages. "...friendly reliable tradesmen" XD
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Jacqueline Wilson being interviewed on the TV and me typing on the keyboard.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, when I left school.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?
Chapter 4 for 'Depressed'.
9. What are you wearing?
Black top, grey jogging bottoms.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, that I got kicked out of the house and that I was walking around town buying things to persuade Mum to let me live there again with.
11. When did you last laugh?
While I was watching 'A Series Of Unfortuante Events'.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A clock, a TV, a mirror, photos and pictures.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah, who hasn't?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Personal, different and definitely weird.
15. What is the last film you saw?
A Series Of Unfortunate Events.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Clothes, books, a laptop, loads of memory sticks, an ipod shuffle.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
How should I know what you don't know?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make everyone like and respect each other.
19. Do you like to dance?
. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult.
But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>>>The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
>>> Wrong Answer:
>>> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
>>> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.
This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.
How do you manage it?
>>> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
11. Sing Along At The Opera.
12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
15. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
17. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nooo...
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I'm trying not to.
3) How many houses have you lived in? Four.
4) Favorite candy bar? Don't have one.
5) Favorite shoes? My brown boots.
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Nope.
7) Least favorite school subject? Food Tech, Maths, Textiles, Product Design, PE, Dance and Drama.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Never.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Sadly, yes.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Love, Pokemon and Music.
12) Favorite genre of music? R&B.
13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces.
14) What time were you born? How the hell am I supposed to know? I wasn't born wearing a watch.
15) Do you like beer? NO!!!
16) Ever made a prank phone call? No.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Heheh...I don't own any CDs.
18) Are you sarcastic? Very.
19) What are your favorite colors? Black, Red, Lime Green, Purple and Cerulean.
20) How many watches do you own? None.
21) Summer or winter? Neither.
23) Favorite color to wear? Any shade of Red.
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Neither -I don't do fizz.
25) What color is your cell phone? Black
26) Where is your second home? England.
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yup. They deserved it.
28) Have you ever had a cavity? ...
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One.
30) How many video games do you own? Two.
31) What was your first pet? A dalmation called Scooby Doo.
32) Ever had braces? Nope.
33) Do looks matter? I hate to say it, but sometimes to other people. I personally don't judge on looks.
34) Do you use chapstick? Which is what exactly?
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr Sadler, Miss Vaughan and ...erm...Miss Beech.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither, I don't live in America.
37) Are you too forgiving? To everyone except my family.
38) How many children do you want? Umm...I'm willing to adopt if I have the money to look after them.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No.
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Weetabix.
41) Do you own a gun? NO.
42) Ever thought you were in love? Yeah, sadly.
43) When was the last time you cried? When I was laughing too much yesterday.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Looking after my sister.
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I have never been to either one.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No, how can anyone do that?
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yeah.
48) Nicknames? Apple and also J.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? There's one on Pokemon. Does that count?
50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No.
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No
55) Do you own a diamond ring? No
56) Are you happy with your life right now? It's good, I guess.
57) Do you dye your hair? I'd like to go red, I guess.
58) Does anyone like you? No idea.
59) What year were you born? 1998.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Wasn't born.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? I told you, I don't own CDs.
62) McDonalds or Wendys? Neither.
63) Do you like yourself? Eh...could be better.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Physical? I'd rather look at personality first, but I would say the eyes.
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Nooo.
67) Have you ever eaten paste? Used to be addicted to it. Only gave up 3 years ago.
68) Do you own a webcam? Nein. *No, I'm not German*
69) Have you ever stripped? When I'm changing
70) Ever broke a bone? Nah.
72) Do you chat on AIM often? Never.
73) Pringles or Lays? Cheese & Onion or Thai Sweet Chilli -nothing else.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I hope not.
75) Rugrats or Doug? WTF???
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Again, WTF???
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Who the hell is that?
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My brother.
79) Do you have a birth mark? No
80) Do you own a car? No
81) Can you cook? Does Weetabix, tea and toast count?
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. Not having internet connection.
3. Stuck up brats and players
83) Do you text message often? No.
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? Yea
86) What do you want more than anything right now? To get rid of my heritage somehow?
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Don't mind, as long as it's good
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Explain?
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Ugh, no!
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Used to.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? This guy at school.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Brother, of course.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Can't remember.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Uh...
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Um..a guy from my school?
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My fave cousin.
100) Who was the last person that called you? Mum.
A CUTE LOVE STORY
There was a little boy whose first love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street. He grew up and got married, but he still the photo because it was so special to him. One day,his wife found it and she wanted to know why he had it.
The man said, “I found it one day when I was a chil and I've kept it ever since - but why you asking?”
His wife replied, “I lost this picture when i was 7…”
I live in a world...
Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...
Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...
Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...
Where Halloween is brought my a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...
Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands...
Where superheroes protect the innocent...
Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...
Where wizards and witches are common...
Where owls bring the mail...
Where imagination powers everything...
Where half-god children go on adventures...
Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...
Where anyone can fly, if the believe...
Where children never grow old...
Where fairies exist...
Where everyone is different...
Where the beds are made for jumping...
Where we spend the day laughing...
I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?
Thank you whoever wrote this!
--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
--You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!
--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!
--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
--God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherit the Earth!
--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!
--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?
--Drive like you stole it!
--Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.
--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
--Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.
--Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
--Normal people worry me.
--And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.
--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.
--I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.
--You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
--Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"
--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!
--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.
--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
--My Reality Check bounced.
--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
--Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
--Eagles may soar, but wolves don't get sucked up into jet engines.
--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.
--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.
--Would you like a cookie? So would I.
--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
--Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
--Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
--I ran with scissors, and lived!
--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
--A day without sunshine is like...Night.
--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
--Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
--The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.
--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
--Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
--Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!
--If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
--Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
--One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
--It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
--There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.
--Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.
--Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
--STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
--Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
--Work now, make others work later.
--I read somewhere that speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
--Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.
--Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
PMS - Possible Murder Suspect
As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
Smile. It scares people.
An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'
Anyone: Go to hell!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
Reasons why girls rule!!
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (Not Completely true)
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
Ways to reject a guy:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the f you did it.
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
-Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
-When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle
-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. (It's POWERFULL)
-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
-Normal people worry me
-"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
-Tell the truth and run.
-Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. (as in idiots, and it's true!)
-Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
-Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
-If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
-Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.
-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
-A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
- When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say 'DAMMIT! I WANTED STRAWBERRIES!!'
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
-When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
-Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
-The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.
-You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor
-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
-Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional
-I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
-Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
-If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
-When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
-Perfect men are only fictional.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
-The trouble with life is there's no background music.
-I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
-The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
-I belive that for every person in the universe there is a part of the universe that hates them
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money! Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"But you sir...
When you're born you're pink,
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy and paste this onto your site and help stop racism!
Calling her FAKE won't make you REAL
Calling her DUMB won't make you SMART
Calling her WEAK won't make you STRONG
Calling her UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL
Calling her MEAN won't make you NICE
Calling her GAY won't make you STRAIGHT
Calling her RUDE won't make you POLITE
Calling her SCARED won't make you BRAVE
Calling her EVIL won't make you GOOD
Calling her LITTLE won't make you BIG
Calling her FAT won't make you FIT
Calling her A LONER won't make you POPULAR
So why the hell do you even bother?!
Repost this if you think bullying should be stopped!
Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name
Not sure about letter A, M, R, S and U, but yeah, not bad.
A dog is always loyal to their owners, but no one understands that. Humans treat dogs like slaves, like they deserved to be. But we are wrong, dogs are always loyal, even to the last drop of blood, they wont stop fighting for us. They guard us, they loved us, and they cared for us. But in the end, their loyalty is taken as trash. Thrown away and forgotten by all
Please let us make a difference, show them the love they deserved, show them we are not heartless! Show them that their loyalty won't be a waste! Show them the good life they deserved to have!
Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man.
"How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.
The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The second worker began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going?
"Home. I can't work in the dark."
…In remembrance of Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his identical brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
...In remembrance of Dobby...
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.
….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.
…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...
...she deserved everything she got and more.
…In remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In remembrance of Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry’s actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
...In rememberance of George's right ear...
...whose death wasn't really necessary...
...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.
The Rules of Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bees"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous
37) I will not lick Trevor
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
Chuck Norris Facts: Contestshipping Style
There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Contestshipping.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Contestshipping moment is worth 1 billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Contestshipping" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Contestshippier.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Contestshipping."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Contestshipping.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Contestshipping never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Contestshipping.
All roads lead to Contestshipping. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Contestshipping... Just kidding, Contestshipping is first.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Contestshippers.
Only Contestshipping can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Contestshipper.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Contestshipper."
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Contestshipping … dies.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? They simply reply...Contestshipping.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Contestshipping juice.
Some people say that Contestshipping is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Life isnt measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget.
Don't tell me the skys the limit when theres footprints on the moon.
It doesnt matter how many times you fall as long as the number of times you get back up is one more.
I dont mind getting caught staring at you because that means you were staring right back.
The worst part about knowing your being lied to in knowing your not good enough for the truth.
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile
Some words of wisdom: Killers stab you in the head, Boys stab you in the heart, Friends stab you in the back, But best friends don't carry any knives.
Break my Heart I break your neck
don't obsess! I think intensely.
If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...(and look how that turned out)
Those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
The voices in my head don't like you.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Yup, it's me.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Just like rubbish does.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
If your name is Will, and youre in the army, do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
I've never been smart, but I have a brain, I know I'm not normal but feel insane, Not always right but im never wrong, Overpowering weakness to be strong.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love it over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!
THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:
1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."
7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."
10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."
11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Yes! I'm a writer!
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
My Life If Average
"Today, I was sitting in my biology class when a kid pointed out that another boy in our class had gone to the bathroom six times in the past two classes. As the first boy was saying, "What could he be doing?," the missing student walked back in holding four freshly baked waffles. I am still confused. MLIA "
"Today at my school, we had a lock down drill to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life. MLIA "
"Today, I realized that the two main characters in the Veggie Tales, the tomato and the cucumber, are actually fruits. Now I don't know what to believe. MLIA "
"Today, while my bio teacher was lecturing, his phone went off. He looked at it, then out the window, gasped, said, "Hold that thought," and ran out of the room. He came back two minutes later holding an ice cream sandwich, and said, "Sorry, the ice cream truck was here." This year may be better than I thought it would. MLIA. "
Today, I was bored so I called a random number. A guy answered and was silent, then he said "You have reached the Oreo Company. To receive free Oreos, press one. I'm sorry that offer has ended." I then roared into the phone. He then answered with "NO I WILL NOT BATHE YOUR WHALE!" Then hung up. I want to find this guy, and marry him. MLIA
Today, a boy at school was wearing a red sweatshirt with a giant smiley face on the front. Someone went up to him and started to make fun of his sweatshirt, and without a word he pulled it off, turned it inside out, and put it back on. There was a frowny face on the other side. MLIA
As one of my friends was looking through my purse while on the school bus, she found a bunch of weird stuff like a bib from burger king, a pack of ramen, etc. Everyone then started to ridicule me and my strange purse. The girl sitting next to me quietly tapped me on the shoulder, then pulled something out of her bag. It was a potato. MLIA.
Today, we were taking a math test when someone's cell phone rang. It was dead silent as we heard, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Everyone looked around to see whose phone it was. It was my teacher's. My teacher is a man. MLIA
Today, I decided to answer the phone with a Russian accent. My dad, who was on the other line, paused and started to get confused. Thinking that he had the wrong number, and not wanting to admit it, he tried to sell me car insurance. Instead of hanging up like most people would when a telemarketer called, I kept him talking. He BS'd for a full 7 minutes before putting me "on hold". When he called the second time, I answered with a British accent, just to see if it would happen again. It did. He offered me a snuggie. MLIA.
Today, someone at my college wrote next to a man-hole, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Open House, 7 to 9 PM". I plan on attending. MLIA
Today, after seeing an MLIA about making sharks on facebook chat, I started repeatedly sending sharks to my boyfriend. He asked what I was doing. I replied "SHARK ATTACK!" He started sending me a bunch of blank messages. I asked what he was doing. His reply? "NINJA ATTACK!" I think this one's a keeper. MLIA
Today, for homecoming week, it was camo day. Everyone else in the school dressed up in camouflage, but I dressed up as a locker. I won today's award for best dressed. MLIA.
Today, I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth when my brother tumbled out of the cupboard, shouted "I've found Narnia!" and threw a bunch of pine-cones and fake snow in my face. I'm not sure if I'm more impressed that he used props or that he stayed holed up in that cupboard, waiting for someone, for at least 45 minutes. MLIA
Today I was sitting in computer class when a boy sat down beside me wearing glasses. This was a change for him, and thus I commented, "I didn't know you wore glasses". He then pulled his shirt open to reveal a fake superman body and whispered "Shhh". MLIA
Today I asked my three year old cousin what she is gonna be when she grows up, with out missing a beat she shouts "OLDER!" I wish I was that smart when I was her age. MLIA
Today, I searched "Evil Disney Wallpaper" on Google images. The second result was the cast of High School Musical. It's good to know that Google recognizes this. MLIA
Today, I was wearing my 'this is how I roll' t-shirt. I guy walking past me read it. He said "Oh yeah? This is how I roll." He then tucked and rolled and continued walking. I love college. MLIA
Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing store that said, "Shoot the family, hang the kids, frame the wife." Photo framers have a dark sense of humor. MLIA.
Today I was sitting on the quad reading. Suddenly, a guy walks past me, without looking at me, and says "duh nuh", like from the Jaws theme. This happened a few more times and then stopped for a little while, so I went back to my reading. Out of nowhere, a guy in a shark suit tackled me to the ground and then ran off. By the time I collected myself and sat up, nobody involved in the affair was in sight. I picked the right college. MLIA.
Today, I was walking down the hallway at school when the band started playing the Darth Vader theme song. I was totally alone in the hallway. I've never felt so evil. MLIA
Today, they made an announcement over the intercom right before lunch. The exact words: "If you accidentally stole a doorknob, please return it to the office. Thank you." I'm still trying to figure out how you accidentally steal a doorknob. MLIA
Today my friend had missed the bus to school, first I laughed at him but when he got dropped off by the mail truck, I was so jealous. MLIA
Today, I opened up my dorm room door after hearing a knock. I was then "shot" at by two guys using the gun app on their iPhones. They proceeded to run down the hall shouting "Go go go!" and doing somersaults and zigzags. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my Economy class. I was bored out of my mind until I looked over and saw a guy in my class had randomly pulled a giraffe finger puppet out of his bag. He saw me looking and proceeded to perform an entire show for me. Getting kicked out of class for laughing so hard was entirely worth it. MLIA.
Today, after two weeks of college, I decided to stop using my fake British accents, all of my peers are confused as to what happened. MLIA
Today, I saw a kid that looked like Jacob Black from Twilight. I told him this and he said, "Yeah. I've heard that before. But I bet Jacob can't do this." and he began to break dance. Then, he walked away. He's probably my new favorite stranger. MLIA
Today, I checked the time on my ITouch and it was 11:11. I wished that it would always be 11:11 so that I could make as many wishes as I wanted. Then my iPod froze. My wish came true. Thank you, 11:11. MLIA.
Today, I yelled at my computer for being extremely slow. It froze and I smacked the screen. My teacher then walks up and caresses it and says, “Its ok little guy. She didn't mean it.' The computer then worked better than it ever has. I am now convinced my teacher is the computer whisperer. MLIA
This past weekend I was at a church service that was themed for younger children. When the preacher asked some of the younger kids what they thought God looked like, a little girl raised her hand and confidently said "Morgan Freeman." I wanted to kidnap her and raise her as my sister. MLIA
Today, I was supposed to teach 6th graders about what it really means to be cool. They were supposed to write words that they thought signified "coolness" on the board. One girl put beef jerky and Superman. I don't think she needed me to teach her anything. MLIA
The other day, a huge cluster of people were crowded around a table in our lunch room. I ran over to see what I presumed to be a fight. It turned out to be the Japanese foreign exchange student peeling a banana with his feet. It was SO much better than a fight. MLIA.
Today in speech class we had to give a speech about our role model. The teacher proceeded to shoot us with a Nerf gun every time we said um, ah, ect. Best teacher ever. MLIA
Today I was bored so I called a random number and pretended to be from Pizza Hut. A guy picked up and when I asked him what he wanted, he proceeded to mention about 20 different items from the menu with loads of adjustments. At the end I told him I was kidding. He just said "I know. I'm just as bored as you." MLIA
Today, due to recent incidents, my school added a new "no lightsabre duels on school grounds" rule to the student handbook. While in English class a neighboring teacher randomly burst into my class and began dueling with my teacher using lightsabres. When they got yelled at by the principal they claimed there was nothing against it in the teacher handbook. Teachers-1 Principals-0. MLIA
"Today, I was trying to decide if I thought chorus was going to be any fun this year. When I walked into class, my teacher was wearing a unicorn costume. Decision made. MLIA. "
"Today, there was a new guy in my class called A.J. Ninami. He seemed like just another student. Then I read his name backwards. Guess who I'm asking out to Homecoming? MLIA "
"My grandma has been in the hospital all this week. Today when I got home from school I got a call that said they'd lost her. She called me five minutes later from her house telling me about the awesome escape. Coolest. Grandma. Ever. MLIA "
"Today in Latin class I found out that the Latin word for "spy" is "exploradora". I am now very suspicious of Dora the Explorer. MLIA "
Today, I went to the mall with my friend. Just to see what would happen, we held hands and looked at each other as if we were in love (we are both girls). As we are walking, we were getting dirty looks from old couples, confused looks from kids, and disapproving looks from middle aged people. We then walked past these two older men in business suits, holding hands. We didn't think much of it, but then one of the men walks up to us with a huge smile on his face and says "we aren't gay either" and walks away. I know the type of man I want to marry one day. MLIA
Today, I felt like wearing an eye patch around town for no reason. A kid came up to me and asked me why I was wearing an eye patch. I told him my mom told me not to run with scissors. The look on his face was priceless. MLIA
Today, I realized that I forgot to lock my car in the morning. After school I went out to the parking lot to find that every car had a lollipop taped to the door. My car was filled with them. I win. MLIA
Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that "God made everything." My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, "I don't think so, a lot of stuff is made in China." Best. Nephew. Ever. MLIA
Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, and I responded, "Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball?" He then replied, "No ma'am, police officers don't have balls". MLIA
Today, I was checking the artwork that my fourth-graders were doing in class (I work in a primary school). I came to one girl, who immediately covered up her work. I asked her what she was drawing, and she said God. I then told her that nobody knew what God looked like. Her response? "They will in a minute." MLIA
Today, the National Mustard Museum in my town was vandalized. With ketchup. MLIA.
Today, I ran out of both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time. I've been waiting years for that to happen. MLIA.
Today, I realized that lol'd, the past tense of lol, is inaccurate. That would mean laugh out louded. L'dol, however awkward, would be correct. MLIA
Earlier today, my "7" key wasn't working while I was IMing someone. To overcome this, I started typing out "the number between 6 and 8", but then I realized I could just type out "seven". MLIA.
Today, while finishing up some yogurt, I began scraping the bottom of the container even though there was nothing left. I still continued scraping for 10 minutes in hopes of getting a little drop. MLIA.
Today, I was talking to someone through Facebook. I began to type something, when I noticed that they were typing, and I deleted what I had written. Then I noticed that they had stopped typing, too. I felt awkward. MLIA.
Today, I tried to blow a leaf off of my windshield...from the inside of my car. MLIA
Today, my little sister pointed out to me that the tooth fairy teaches little kids to sell their body parts for money. MLIA.
Today, my sister asked when the 10 o'clock news was on. MLIA
Today, we got a huge new TV. My brother and I were more excited about the box than the TV. MLIA
Today, I discovered that my big flannel I bought at a thrift store has a label that says, "MADE ON EARTH BY HUMANS." Thank you for the clarification, humans who made this. MLIA
Today I had a staring contest with my cat. He blinked, I laughed, he hit me with his paw. MLIA
Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ninjas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA.
Today I taped eyes on the top of my trash can. Now my 2 year old daughter enjoys feeding trash to it, complete with "Nom, nom, nom" sounds. MLIA.
Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore. MLIA
Today, I was in an awkward situation so I pulled out a twix bar and proceeded to loudly chew it. It just made the situation more awkward. MLIA
Today, I mentioned to my co-worker that none of the English teachers at my school are having kids, but that three of the math teachers are pregnant. She responded, "I hear they're better at multiplying." MLIA.
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Don't Hold Your Breath (Brilliant -_-)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Love Story (I AM NOT LIVING A LOVE STORY!)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
One Shot (Yeah, the one that I ruined...)
4. WHAT IS 22?
Lucky (It is?)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND/ FRIENDS?
Just The Way You Are (Aww, they love me!)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Shine A Light (On me, not him)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Coming Home (Naw, I'm leaving.)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
What If (That's right, I'm still dwelling on the past...)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Apologise ('It's too late to apologize, it's too late' I can hear him singing it to me...)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Teenage Dream (More like Teenage Nightmare...)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Breathe Slow (My motto)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Replay (Yes, I do replay certain moments in my head when I have the time...)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Eyes Wide Shut (In a way...)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
All Time Low (Because I have none...)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Love The Way You Lie (Heart attack?)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (Not that, just the hurting you part...)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Just A Dream (Why would it make me laugh? It makes me cry!)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Written In The Stars (It's my destiny? I'll go cry now...)
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Ridin' Solo (Guess not...)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Not Afraid (Hell, yeah!)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Lose My Mind (So not anymore, but I'm still hurting over them? So true...)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Don't Stop The Music (Dance your way through life!)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Umberella (We still have each other... NOT)
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
How to Tell you watch, play, and/or read too much Pokemon by Waveripple of Team Sunrise: True False
1. You think Pokemon is the most awesome game, manga, and anime ever.
2. You rant about Pokemon to your friends.
3. You rant about Pokemon to your friends, and you KNOW they’re not listening to you.
4. You think Pokemon should have a life-action movie made.
5. You never thought of #4 but think it would be awesome anyway.
6. When you lose is some horrible, embarrassing manner, you run away yelling ‘We’re Blasting off again!’
7. You’re going to do #6 next time you are defeated in a horrible, embarrassing manner.
8. Your parents are worried about your Pokemon obsession.
9. Your parents are NOT worried about your Pokemon obsession.
10. You have dreams about your favourite shippings.
11. You have nightmares about the shippings you loathe.
12. You wish you had a Pokemon,
13. You wish you WERE a Pokemon.
14.You have spent more than 40 hours on a Pokemon game training your Pokemon and are only half way through.
15. You know for a FACT that Pikachu is super Badass.
16. You want to dress up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer.
17. You HAVE dressed up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer before.
18. You can say every Pokemon’s name when given a picture of them up to Gen. IV
19. You can say every Pokemon’s name when NOT given a picture up to Gen IV.
20. You have posters of Pokemon on your walls
21. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your Pokemon game.
22. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your mind.
23. You think about Pokemon in odd places at odd times. (I.E.: In a classroom during a test, in the middle of a conversation, etc.)
24. You like having a Poké -ession.
25. You doodle Pokemon on important papers (I.E.: Paperwork, homework, tests, etc.)
26. You have started to pass the Poké -ession to a friend.
27. You HAVE passed the Poké -ession to a friend.
28. You want to have a huge Pokemon themed party.
29: You have had a huge Pokemon themed party.
30. You post this on your profile and add your name to this list: Waveripple of Team Sunrise, DAMLWinner, LoveLoverGrl, Empress Empoleon, Top Coordinator 123
1. Misty: "Oh, sure, Ash. I'll just stay here on the sideline, waiting until the end when I can drag your carcass off the battlefield... "
2. Misty: "You know, Ash, we'd love to help you... But unfortunately, you're STANDING on us..."
3. Brock: "You can call me honey!"
4. James: "We spent the whole episode cheering for the good guys!"
5. James: "I knew this would come in handy! Ha!"
Jesse: "Could it be...?"
Jesse and Meowth: "MAGICKARP! We're not worthy!"
6. Misty: "SCRAWNY?!"
Ash: "*Real* scrawny!"
7. Misty:"You two are more hard-headed than your Metapods!"
8. Misty:"I'm the fourth sensational sister!"
1st Sensational sister:"There are only three sensational sisters, and one runt!"
9. Misty:"We have to save the Pokémon!"
2nd S.S:"Like, what about my hair?"
10. Meowth:"The Squirtle says if you're not back here by noon tomorrow the redheaded girl gets her hair died purple."
11. James (telling them a story about when he was little): "...And the little boy departed this world to a better place. Little Growlithe howled all night. The boy was discovered solid cold the next morning."
Jesse (crying):"What a sad ending!"
Meowth (crying):"That poor kid!"
Brock (crying):"I can't believe James is gone!"
Ash (crying):"I MISS HIM!!"
Misty (looking pissed-off):"Grrrr!.. JAMES, YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT HERE!!"
12. (while Brock, shocked out of his mind, is being pestered about marriage by Temacu)
Ash: Wow... imagine Brock married?
Misty: ... You and I will be married someday too...
Ash: (nods) Mmm hmm. (slight pause) HUH?
Funny Pokemon Moments from movies and episodes xD
1. Misty has gotten the boys lost again, and Ash and her have an argument... (Abra and the psychic showdown)
Ash: “So this is the way to Saffron City. Huh, Misty? I knew we shouldn't have listened to you. Now, we'll never get out of here!”
Misty: “As if. Your sense of direction is so bad; you can't find yourself in a mirror.”
Ash:" You crack mirrors!"
Misty: "You big Baby!"
Brock: “That's enough guys. You two don't want to stand around here, and insult each other like this!?”
Ash and Misty in unison: "YES WE DO!"
Melody and Misty are arguing over Ash and Misty getting married some day...
Jesse: Listen to me kid, when you get involved with the opposite sex your only asking for trouble
James: Yes, and that's the kind of trouble I stay out of.
Meowth: You's twose don't need the opposite sex cos ya got eachother.
Jesse: What's that supposed to mean?
James: Not funny!
Jesse:Prepare for more trouble than you've ever seen!
James: Make it double; we're on the big screen!
Ash: I'm going to have to catch this on video!
Another bit, from pokemon the movie 2000, meowth, jesse and james are hanging onto Lugia's leg...
Jesse: We're slowing Lugia down, we're too heavy!
James: Let's try Weight Watchers!
Jesse: It's too late for that!
Meowth: I heard it's never too late if you really stick to the program!
Slowking: I could use pants.
Ash: Right now, I feel more like the FROZEN one!!!
From the first Pokemon episode: Pokemon I choose You!
A wild Ratatta comes out of nowhere and goes in Ash's bag.
Pokedex: The forest Pokemon, Ratatta. It likes cheese, nuts, fruits, and berries.
Ash: Yea, but this isn't a forest! It's an open field!
Pokedex: It also comes into open fields to still food from STUPID travelers.
Ash: That means that, I'm stupid?
Pikachu: Laughing in a tree. (xD lol)
Pokemon Black and White: Cottonee in Love.
Iris: So it's like a big singles get together?
Cilan: I guess you can say that. Then after they found a parnter, the happy couples ride the winds as they start their new lives together.
Iris:(Eating apple) How romantic can you get?
Cilan: Though it sounds a little less romantic with your mouth full.
Ash: Of course! So the couples are like really good buddies right?
Iris: That's so like you, your such a little kid! Ash is soooo dense _ poor Ash
Ash: Just go and tell that Cottonee you wanna be buddies.
Iris: What do you mean buddies? Your such a little kid.
Ash: How do you figure that? Poor Ash xD lol.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
List your top 10 favorite pokemon characters and answer the questions.
1. 10 and 7 have been locked in a room. What are they doing?
Getting annoyed with each other and having a shouting match.
2. What is the reason that you want to kill 5?
Cuz he dumped Dawn because she was being too positive.
3. What's the worst thing that can happen to 1?
4. You and 2 team up in something. What is that something?
A screaming contest.
5. What does 4 like best about 6?
Drew and Paul..? Eh...
6. Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?
Her brother Max, of course.
7. 8 and 9 get on TV. Why?
Iris and Cilan... the oddest couple in Unova.
8. What would be a great title for a humor story about 1 and 10?
Ash and Leaf... The Fight
9. 2 gets trapped at the center of the earth. What does 4 and 9 do?
Misty... Drew and Gary, along with a bunch of fangirls (as sacrifices - they wouldn't refuse), buy themselves an Aston Martin or whatever, and just..drive to the center of the earth, I suppose.
10. Everybody, including you, signs up for High School Musical. Who gets the couple parts?
I love this question _! Gary and Leaf as Troy and Gabriella. Drew and May as Chad and Taylor. Dawn and Ash (as brother and sister) as Sharpary and Ryan. Cilan is Zeke and Iris is Kelsi.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(People have a right to be happy you know!) I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I go on FACEBOOK EVERYDAY so I MUST be addicted I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek
All the other girls wanted to be ballerinas, but I just wanted to be a pokemon master. Put this on your page if you are a girl and you love pokemon.
95% of teen girls would be in tears if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this everywhere if you are the 5% that would get some popcorn,get a nice seat, then start chanting "JUMP,JUMP,JUMP."
70% Traditional Indian
100% Pokemon Lover
What a boyfriend should do-
When she walks away from you mad- Follow her
When she stares at your mouth- Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you- Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she’s quiet- Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you- Give her your attention
When she pulls away- Pull her back
When you see her at her worst- Tell her she’s beautiful
When you see her start crying- Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she’s scared- Protect her
When she lays her head on her shoulder- Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time- Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you- She really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you- Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret- Keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes- Don’t look away until she does
When she misses you- She’s hurting inside
Girls Don't realize these things: (I do)
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
You have a short temper. X
You often act on your emotions without thinking first. X
You are very competitive. X
You like to play with fire. X
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. X
You prefer warm weather over cold weather. X
You often lose control over yourself. X
You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. X
People have often called you insane. X
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain. X
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous. X
You are physically strong. X
You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. X
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. X
You could easily survive in the wild. X
You care about the environment. X
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything. X
You prefer to have a strict set of rules. X
You have a free spirit. X
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent. X
You tend to be impatient. X
You are easily distracted. X
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. X
You wish you could fly. X
You spend most of your time alone. X
You prefer night-time over daytime. X
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people. X
Black is your favorite color. X
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc. X
You don't talk much. X
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies. X
You love to break the rules.
You are very polite. X
You are spiritual. X
When someone is in trouble, you generally don't hesitate to help them. X
You believe everything you see or hear. X
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence. X
You hope for world peace. X
You are generally a happy person. X
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules. X
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