Hi! I am A Gay Elephant Named Jonathan, formerly Invader Fiction!

Some things about me:

I am very obsessed with Hetalia! Go now if you do not approve!

Also, please be patient with my erratic and infrequent updating. I apologize for my inability to keep my stories updated. I'm trying best I can. Well, that's what I get for trying to write six stories at the same time.

Name: Won't tell you but hint: it starts with a letter of the alphabet.

Age: Older than 0

Gender: One of them. No just kidding I'm clearly a chick.

Race: That one race that always does that thing with the stuff.

Religion: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Where I Live: Planet Irk

Favorite Animal: Polar Bear, but it ties with dogs too.

I like to write. Love it, really. Well, no crap, because I'm on this site for a reason, but whatever.

I have three girl dogs: a yellow labrador, a terrier mix, and a tricolored Pembroke Welsh Corgi.

I love to play video games.

My favorite games are: Pokemon Emerald, Mother 3, Okamiden, Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, Okami, Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door, Simpsons: Hit and Run, Pokemon Black 2, and Super Mario Sunshine.

My favorite countries: Israel, America (it's a formality since I live there), Sumer, Indus River Vally, India, the Mughal Empire, the Ottoman Empire, China (but not the current form of China. Man the government there is bad), Canada, the UK/England/Ireland/Scotland/Wales

Favorite movies - Sita Sings the Blues, Hetalia: Paint It White!, Picture Mommy Dead (very campy 60s horror film my mom, my sister, and I enjoy), The Silence of the Lambs, The Godfather Part I & II, Little Miss Sunshine, Napoleon Dynamite, Super 8, the Back to the Future trilogy, The Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, the Star Wars trilogy, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 1 and 2 (I saw pt. 2 in theaters! I saw it two days after the première) and Toy Story.

Favorite Film(s) - Pan's Labyrinth

Scarface

Favorite books/series - To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper lee

Abarat (weird series) - Clive Barker

Harry Potter (series) - J. K. Rowling, but especially The Prisoner of Azkaban, The Order of the Pheonix, and The Half-Blood Prince.

The Last Apprentice (in Britain it's called the Wardstone Chronicles. Series) - Joseph Delaney, though he's dragging this dead horse through the mud now. There's NINE books!

The Inheritance Cycle (series) - Christopher Paolini

The Mysterious Benedict Society (trilogy) - Trenton Lee Stewart

Artemis Fowl (series) - Eoin Colfer

Nancy Drew (series) - many men pretending to be a fake woman named Carolyn Keene

The Walk (series) - Richard Paul Evans. it's so inspiring.

Micheal Vey (series) - Richard Paul Evans. It's not too bad, but nowhere near as great at The Walk.

Keys to the Kingdom (series) - Garth Nix

A Dog's Life - Ann M. Martin

The Possibility of Fireflies - Dominique Paul. I actually had to look up the title and the name of the author because I'd only read this book once, but I loved it.

This One Book Whose Name I Cannot Remember - I don't even know the authoress' name. I do not remember the name or the author. Let's see... this book was about a girl who lives with her single dad in Oregon or Canada or something. Her dad has a heart attack and she goes to live with her mother (whose name I think was Zoey) who is a famous authoress and wants nothing to do with her daughter. The girl reads her mother's books and thinks that Zoey is channeling her feelings when she had the girl (hatred, despair) when it was really Zoey's mother's point of vie. So the girl goes to find the grandmother, but the grandmother is actually very mean, but the girl tells Zoey not to be mad at her or something. At the end of the book, her dad is still in bad condition so she is still living with her mom, but they have a good relationship now.

The Twin's Daughter - Lauren Baratz-Logsted. Quite a fascinating mystery novel. I read it in a day because it was so good!

Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister - Gregory Maguire. Oddly, I hate the other, more famous book he wrote: Wicked - The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. It's really bad.

Favorite Book(s) of All Time - The Book Thief - Markus Zusak. No matter how many times I read this book, I never get tired of it. It's just so good.

Animal Farm - George Orwell. This book was so good that I had to say it's one of my favorites because I just love the satire of Russia, its (yes I didn't call a country by its gender for once!) revolution, and Joseph Stalin in this lovely novel. I know I loved this book because I can clearly remember a lot about it even though it had been around three weeks since I'd last read it.

The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls - Emilie Autumn. Her lyrics in her songs were great, so when she wrote a book, heck yes I read it!

Least Favorite Books/Series -

The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake - Aimee Bender. What's wrong with this book? A few things. First of all, no character development and the pace is erratic. In the beginning, the main girl is 8, and by the end she's like 20, and considering this book is pretty short, that's bad. Surely with the premise of having to deal with being able to taste people's emotions would make the book go slower, but according to the authoress, no. The conflict is completely unresolved she doesn't answer any questions the readers wonder and the icing on the lemon cake? THERE AREN'T ANY QUOTATION MARKS. This may be nitpicking, but she doesn't use quotations when she has characters talking, so it makes it almost IMPOSSIBLE to understand wheteher someone is talking or not.

The Hunger Games (trilogy) - whatever her name was. I really hated this book. Katniss has no character development, some of the things Peeta does in the novel (such asd disguising himself when he's MORTALLY WOUNDED), and plus the romance between the two is unrealistic in all senses. Why, if Peeta liked Katniss, ould he ignore her for his friends? My sister and her friend simply insist my and my friend (who also agrees that The Hunger Games wasn't very good) that we "don't understand". Oh really? Tell me more about how well you understand romance if you've never had a boyfriend, don't want one, and, in the friend's case, thinks having a boyfriend is a sin? But I digress. Anyways, I think The Hunger Games is probably one of the worst books I've ever read in my life. *pulls out flameshield*

Twilight (freaking obviously. Series) - Stephanie Meyers

Warriors - Erin Hunter. It's crap. It's freaking crap. The first series = awesome, the next fifty million series = terrible and nonsensical.

The Folk Keeper - Franny Billingsley. I know you gave this to me for Christmas two years ago, BlackRoseofParis, but it's so terrible. D:

Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West - Gregory Maguire. I don't know why this is so bad. I like the musical adaptation, but I read this book first and stopped halfway through. I literally said out loud "I hate this book.", set it down, and never read it again.

Favorite Musicals - A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Hairspray, Avenue Q, Wicked (oddly, the original book is terrible. My friend who loved the musical and then read the book version agrees), The Devil's Carnival, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Les Miserables (just four songs... or five), Love Never Dies (just the music. The actual thing is really bad.)

Favorite Musical of All Time - Spamalot. I just love Monty Python so much.

Favorite pairings- Hetalia: Axis Powers:

America/England (brotherly or romantically), Grandpa Rome/Japan, 2P!Japan/2P!Netherlands, America/Ukraine, Kanazawa Clan/Osaka Clan, Mito Clan/Aizu Clan, 2P!Japan/2P!Sendai Clan, America/Hungary, America/Taiwan, Italy/Ukraine, England/Fem!Italy, England/Japan, 2P!Japan/Japan, France/Seychelles, Romano/Monaco, China/Taiwan, Thailand/Vietnam, Thailand/India, Italy/Hungary, Ukraine/Belarus, France/Fem!Japan, Japan/Fem!Germany, America/Canada, France/England, Thailand/Taiwan, Korea/China, Russia/China, Hong Kong/Iceland, Wy/TRNC, Romano/Belgium

Current Hetalia OTP:

Cardverse!... Germany/Japan? Cardverse!... Italy/Japan?

Pokemon:

Maxie/Archie, also known as Hardenshipping... because when water hits lava it hardens! Get it?, Tabitha/Shelly, but don't be fooled by the name, Tabitha's a boy. His parents were just jerks of epic proportions., Colress/Ghetsis

Pokemon/Hetalia crossover pairing(s):

COLRESS/JAPAN SO HARD, Archie/Japan, Hungary/Shelly, France/Courtney, Rome/Courtney

Harry Potter:

Basically all the canon ones.

Pairings I Don't Care Much For -

Hetalia: Axis Powers:

Greece/Japan, Taiwan/Japan, Germany/Italy, Seychelles/England, Seychelles/Japan, Seychelles/anyone other than Romano

Le current obsessions- Hetalia: Axis Powers, Ameripan.

Le favorite characters- Top 10 Favorite Hetalia: Axis Powers Characters:

10. Thailand

9. France

8. Germany

7. England

6. Taiwan

5. America

4. Belarus

3. Russia

2. Ukraine

1. Japan

Pokemon:

Maxie, Archie, Tabitha, Shelly, Brock (come on, everybody loves Brock!), Team Rocket Trio, Giovanni, Ghetsis, N, COLRESS SO HARD

Mother Series/Earthbound Series:

Porky (I don't care he's a maniacal, bratty, egotistical, violent fat kid, Porky is awesome), Lucas, Giegas (or however you spell it), Eve, Duster

AND OTHERS

Harry Potter:

Dumbledore, but everyone loves Dumbledore! He's so awesome!, Draco, Snape, Fred and George, Arthur Weasley, Harry, Ron, Lupin, Sirius MOTHERFREAKING FILIUS FLITWICK HEAD OF RAVENCLAW!

South Park:

Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman

Superjail!:

The Warden, Future!Warden, Lord Stingray, Jared, Jailbot, Alice, Cherice, because she's Jared's counterpart and she keeps him from going back to his old ways of drinking, smoking, overeating, doing drugs, and having lots of sex.)

Invader Zim:

Almighty Tallest Red and Purple, Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Almighty Tallest Spork, Skoodge, Professor Membrane

Back to the Future:

Marty, 1930s!Doc Brown (Emmett), Regular!Doc Brown, Emmett's German Father

Futurama:

Leela, Fry, Bender, Amy, Hermes (because he's the reason Bender got to grow up to be a grown robot), Professor Farnsworth, Zapp Brannigan, that rock that genderbended them, because Rule 63 is awesome.

Le least favorite characters- Hetalia: Axis Powers:

Greece, Austria, Cuba, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Estonia (he just... I don't know. Seems bland to me)

Harry Potter:

Ginny, Percy

Slender Man is my hero. He kills children and wants 20 bucks. My best friend is BlackRoseOfParis on here.

And I'm GeekHippieEndarkened on YouTube! :)

I'm also a grammar freak.

My motto: NORMAL PEOPLE CAUSE WARS.

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

Pfft, that's easy! I can name like five better animes: Hetalia: Axis Powers (the GREATEST. ANIME. EVER.), Sailor Moon (but only the Japanese dub), InuYasha, Death Note, and Full Metal Alchemist. TAKE THAT NARUTO FANS! [though a couple of my friends like Naruto but whatever]

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.

This is my redone version. I had an old one but my favorite characters list changed. So boom, here we go.

1. Japan, 2. Germany, 3. Grandpa Rome, 4. Taiwan, 5. America, 6. 2P! Japan (yes those count), 7. Belarus, 8. Thailand, 9. Ukraine, 10. England, 11. Russia, 12. France

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? (America/England)

...you kidding me? It's probably the most popular pairing in Hetalia! Of course, I don't ship it anymore, but when I did I read a lot like "Curses" and "14 Ways" and "Romance for Dummies".

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Grandpa Rome)

Grandpa Rome is sexay. Not sexy, you got to type it like sexay.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? (2P!Japan/Japan)

It's be one screwed up child, son, because 2P! Japan would make her traumitized by abusing her mother (Japan) physically and mentally ALL THE TIME in front of her. Her name would be Sakura. I like that name.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Ukraine)

insert Chuggaaconroy's epic no here*

Sadly not! I've only just started to like Ukraine... a lot... because she's really cool!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple? (Belarus/Germany)

No...

6) Four/eight or four/nine? (Taiwan/Thailand, or Taiwan/Ukraine)

Taiwan and Ukraine obviously. No, just kidding, Taiwan/Thailand is kind of cute... doesn't make any sense, but cute.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (Belarus/Grandpa Rome/Thailand)

Belarus wouldn't give a crap.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. (Germany/2P!Japan)

I DEFY YOU HEARTMAN

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Taiwan/England)

Oh dear God I hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Japan/America)

Dang it character meme why did I have to re-redo you right after I stopped shipping Ameripan?

Reset... my fic wasn't Hurt/Comfort, but Tragedy, though if I hadn't chosen Romance/Tragedy, it would have been Romance/Hurt/Comfort.

11.) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? (Grandpa Rome/Russia)

Russia got drunk. Grandpa Rome got drunk. LEMOOOON

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven hot fics? What about nine slash? (Belarus/Ukraine)

I hope not!

13). If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose? (Ukraine)

Tig Ol' Btties by Your Favorite Martian. Not that I actually ever heard that song, but I saw it on their channel.

14). If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (Germany/Grandpa Rome/2P!Japan)

Whoa... what did I take last night...?

15). What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Thailand/America)

Thailand: It's as big as an elephant, ana!

16). Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. (England/Thailand)

Oh HELL no!

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Belarus/Germany/France)

Belarus is honey badger unless it involves Russia. Do you know what that means? She don't care.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Taiwan/Japan)

Go home. I don't ship Taipan.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Belarus)

Probably not.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Russia)

Probably not, but I drew Russia once for my friend. Does that count?

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? (Germany/Taiwan/America)

Hey, anybody got some crystal meth? What about you, Mexico?

Mexico: Not today, homes!

DANGIT!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (England)

SCOOOONES!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (America)

February 8th, 2013. It was an Ameripan fic.

25) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Russia/Ukraine)

Drunk and/or sober. Not that I ship Russia/Ukraine... I ship America/Ukraine!

26) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Grandpa Rome/Belarus)

Belarus, as agreed by my friends, is the ultimate seme. Sorry Grandpa Rome, but she topes.

27) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four.One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Japan and Ukraine are in a happy relationship until Ukraine runs off with Taiwan. Japan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Russia and brief unhappy affair with France, then follows the wise advice of America and finds true love with Germany.

Musical: The Movie: The Game

28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Belarus/Thailand)

Uh...

Hetalia meme challenge!

WARNING: Most of these answers are Japan.

1. Your favorite character: Japan. Japan so hard.

2. Your least favorite character: Greece.

3. Character you'd date: Japan. Who else but him?

4. Character you'd like to go shopping with: Italy. Italy probably loves to shop.

5. Character you'd like as your child: Baby America.

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Greece, because I don't like him,

7. Character you have most in common with: America, except... except smart.

8. Character you look like the most: No one.

9. Character you'd bring home to your parents: Japan. "Mom, this is Kiku."

"Since when did you know any boys?"

"...I don't know."

10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents: Grandpa Rome. "Mom, this is Grandpa-"

"I'm calling 911."

"No! It's not what you think!"

11. Character you'd become best friends with: America. He's my kinda guy.

12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: In English dub, I'd say France. Japanse version would be Japan. Such a smooth and soothing voice. Oh baby.

13. Character you'd go camping with: Germany. Germany seems like a camper. He can just go... and do it by himself since I never want to go camping ever.

14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Japan because YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM

15. Character you'd want to cook for you: England. I like fish 'n' chips, so that's good enough for me.

16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you: DRUNKEN JAPAN GO

17. Your OTP: Germany/Japan SO HARD

18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent: Grandpa Rome. I'm sure he was a good parent. Or maybe China. I CAN'T DECIDE

...whether you should live or die

Oh you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride. Sorry. Had to do that because I said I couldn't decide.

19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with: Japan. I think he invented karaoke. But possibly England if he got drunk.

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Lithuania. I mean, America used him as a maid.

21. Five characters you'd invite to a party: Italy because Italy, Grandpa Rome and France because they'd get the party starting, Germany because I want him to be there, and Japan... so we can get him drunk and throw him into rooms with the other countries.

22. Another OTP of yours: America/China... only if it's an open relationship and they're sleeping with other people. I know that doesn't make any sense, but shut up. If that's invalid as a result, then 2P!Japan/Japan.

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender: JAPAAAAN... obviously.

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Japan's uniform is adorable.

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: Prussia. Why? BROOM GUITAR.

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: America. He'd be a cool boss, y'know?

27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: ... no one.

28. Character you'd want personified into a dog: England. Know why? Because he'd be a Pembroke Welsh Corgi! Get it? Because the queen has many, many corgis? I'd name him Sprinkles.

29. Character you'd want personified into a cat: TRNC. Awww... that's so cute when I think about it...

30. Character you'd want to cosplay as: ...something easy. Something where I don't have to wear a wig. Maybe Lithuania... even though I don't like him. Maybe Belarus. Maybe China. if I put my hair up in a ponytail, then I could do China... IF I DIDN'T HAVE GLASSES.

Headcanons of Headcanony-ness- Hetalia: Axis Powers:

...I actually blanked right here. I'm serious. I was going to write something here, but now it's gone from my mind... D:

Okay, um... hm... okaysies!

America always refer to England as Iggy, never England. Sometimes Iggs or the Iggster too. I like the Iggster. Just like I call Grandpa Rome the Romester.

If Portugal were ever to be a character, I think him and Spain should be brothers or cousins or something. I do.

Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt were BFFLS.

And whenever Rome hit on one of them, they would hurt him. Physically.

S. Korea abhors Japan. I mean, it is usually seen that he doesn't like Japan, but I mean he really, absolutely DESPISES him.

China still secretly cares for his little brother Japan. No matter what he's done to him.

Hong Kong actually does like England. He likes everyone he's surrounded by. Except for America. He thinks America's annoying.

Holy Rome is dead, but Germany is indeed an incarnate of him.

If Mexico and Brazil were ever to be characters, they would be friends. Or so I think.

TRNC may be a child in body age, but he is a mini-adult. [And I think that's cute.]

The 2P Hetalians can manipulate their 1P counterparts easily.

2P! Japan exists because of repressed narcissism and hatred of others that is deeply repressed in Japan's mind.

Current stories: Historical Hetalia - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: -, category: Drama, chapters: 2, set chapets: ?

The Son of the Ace - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan & Germany, category: Romance/Drama, chapters: 11, set chapters: most likely to be around 15-20

The Rabbit Hole (rewrite) - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan & Germany, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, set chapters: Around 10

Wreck-It-Talia - Hetalia: Axis Powers/Wreck-It Ralph, characters: America and Vanellope von Schweetz, category: Adventure/Humor, chapters: 2, set chapters: 10 maybe.

It's Real? Second Edition - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: America, category: Humor/Frinedship, chapters: 2, set amount: 15?

Academy Hetalia - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: France and England, category: Romance/Humor, chapters: 3, intended amount: hmmm... let's set the goal for 10.

Pen Enemies - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: TRNC and Sealand, category: Friendship/Humor, chapters: 4, intended amount: 10 or 15.

Candle Cove - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Sealand and N. Italy, category: Horror/Mystery, chapters: 6, intended chapters: around 15 or so.

Discontinued/Deleted/Hiatus Stories: The Transfer Student - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Canada, category: Romance/Drama, chapters: 3, Status: Discontinued

It's Real? First Edition - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Any, category: Humor/Adventure, chapters: 8. I didn't like having so many characters to jump back and forth from. Shall be rewritten TODAY! Status: DISCONTINUED

The Journal of Xenophilius - Invader Zim, characters: Red and Purple, category: Sci-Fi/Supernatural, Chapters: 5. It was so terrible so I got rid of it. Status: COMPLETED but DELETED

Hetaden - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Sealand, category: Fantasy/Friendship, chapters: 1. Status: HIATUS

Devil Take the Hindmost - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Turkey and Greece, category: Fantasy/Drama, chapters: 1. Originally supposed to be a series but I realized that I hate Love Never Dies. The music is good, but I hate the play itself SO MUCH. I saw the DVD version of the play with my friend and I hate it. Status: DISCONTINUED

Blackstar & Jewel - Warriors, characters: Blackstar, category: Adventure/Family, chapters: 4. I ran out of ideas and inspiration to write for Warrior Cats. Warriors actually p*es me off now. Status: DISCONTINUED and DELETED

A Mudblood Among Slytherins (or something like that) - Harry Potter, characters: no canon ones, category: Friendship/Fantasy probably, chapters: like 5 or 6. I took this story off the site and I no longer have a copy of it so I barely remember anything about this story. I'm pretty sure, but not absolutely sure that it was called A Mudblood Among Slytherins, I don't remember the category so I guessed, and the chapters were so short I didn't know how many I had. This was so terrible because I barely put effort in it at all so I deleted it from the site. Status: DISCONTINUED and DELETED

Completed stories: A Day Together - Hetalia, characters: America and China, category: Romance, chapters: 1

Indulgences Aren't All They're Cracked Up to Be - Hetalia, characters: OCs Mantua and Papal States, category: Romance/Friendship, chapters: 1

Reset - Hetalia, characters: America and Japan, category: Romance/Tragedy, chapters: 1

One of Those Days - Hetalia, characters: Aizu and Mito, but they're not listed since they've only appeared once in the canon, category: Romance, chapters: 1

The Girl - Pokemon/Hetalia crossover. characters: Archie and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 1

I Like You, I Love You - Hetalia, characters: Japan and Osaka, category: Romance, chapters: 1

Control - Hetalia, characters: Japan, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2

Set Up - Hetalia, characters; Hungary and Taiwan, category: Romance, chapters: 1

The Doctor is Real - Hetalia, characters: England and Scotland, category: Humor, chapters: 1

Prince of Evil - Mario, characters: Ludwig von Koopa and Bowser, category: Family/Drama, chapters 10. Possible epilogue coming soon?

Goodnight, Sweet Lady - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt, category: Tragedy, chapters: 1

Scary Movie - Hetalia, characters: America and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 1

World is Mine - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Germany and N. Italy, category: Romance/Humor, chapters: 1

Double - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan, category: Romance/Angst, chapters: 1

Giving Thanks, Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: N. Italy and Japan, category: Romance/Tragedy, chapters: 1

Surprise - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: America and England/Britain, category: Romance, chapters: 1

I'm Sorry, I Love You - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and China, category: Romance/Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 1

The Adoration of Kiku Honda - Hetalia: Axis Power, characters: France and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 7

A Brief History of Affection - Futurama, characters: Fry, P. and Leela, T., category: Romance/Sci-Fi, chapters: 1

Three Simple Words, So Hard to Say - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Turkey and Japan, category: Romance, chapters: 2. Originally known as "Confession".

Hong Kong's Secret - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Hong Kong and China, category: Humor/Horror. Horror because.. well... Kristen Stewart., chapters: 1

A Very Creepypasta Sequel - Misc. Comics, characters: Slenderman and Jeff the Killer, category: Parody/Angst, chapters: 1

Ruler of Evil - Superjail!/Vocaloid, characters: The Warden and Stingray, category: Poem/Parody, chapters: 1

A Shocking Discovery - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: N. Italy and Mexico, category: Humor/Parody, chapters: 1

A Simple Misunderstanding - Pan's Labyrinth, characters: Ofelia/Moanna and the Pale Man, category: Fantasy/Humor, chapters: 1

When the War is Over - Happy Tree Friends, characters: Flippy, category: Friendship, chapters: 1

Opposite Day - Mario, characters: Ludwig von Koopa and the Koopalings, category: Humor/Family, chapters: 1

From Strangers to Lovers - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Japan and Prussia, category: Romance/Drama, chapters 5 (originally 6 but I took down one because mom asked me to T.T)

Chess - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: Prussia and Austria, category: Humor, chapters: 1

Stories I might (or will) write in the future: Afterwards - Lord of the Flies, characters: Ralph and Jack (or Ralph and Samneric), category: Tragedy. I just thought of an 'what happened after Lord of the Flies ended' thing and I started thinking about character's reactions.

Lady of the Flies - Lord of the Flies, characters: no canon ones, category: Tragedy/Suspense. A rewerite of Lord of the Flies with girls that me and my sister plan to write.

Wedding Bells - Hetalia, characters: Austria and Hungary, category: Romance

Very Ancient Hetalia - Hetalia: Axis Powers, characters: none listed, category: Humor

Time for Tea - Hetalia, characters: England, category: Horror

Greegypt fic- Hetalia, characters: Greece and Egypt, category: Romance

Ice Skating- Hetalia, characters: many of them, category: Romance. WILL BE INCREDIBLY FLUFFY

Some Kind of Fic That Involves South Korea Because He's So Adorable- Hetalia, characters: South Korea and maybe China