ishandahalf
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since: 12-29-02, id: 317312, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
country: Canada
Author has written 10 stories for X-Men: Evolution.

ishandahalf. Noun. The pseudonym of a zany Canadian. Canadian origin.
Pronounced: "ish-and-a-haf". Plural: ishandahalves. Short forms: ishy, ish.
Compound word: composed of "ish" and of "and a half".
ish - quasi, kind of, having a resemblance of; a way of being descriptive yet lazy (ex. - the water is bluish, the grass is greenish).
and a half - even better than, to a greater degree or extent; a competitive afterthought (ex. - "You say you're insane? Well, I'm insane - and a half!").
Therefore, ishandahalf = having a resemblance of a greater degree or extent.
Makes sense? No? Then mission accomplished!

Well, now that that's out of the way, let's see... So, I'm a university student from Canada, eh? And yes, I do actually say that. Quite a bit. Anyhoo, if you've seen (and by 'seen', I mean 'read') me around the site, you'll know that I'm absolutely hooked on anything with the X-men, specifically Rogue/Remy. It's border-line obsessive. I need professional help.

Let's see, what other information can I divulge about myself... Well, I'm possibly the biggest AFI fan on the planet. I'm also big into the Clash, the Cure, the Smiths, Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Belle and Sebastian, the Decemberists, Arcade Fire... And we can't forget my one weakness - 80's one-hit wonders! Men Without Hats, Modern English, Flock of Seagulls... I also like random things like Tootsie Roll Pops, Johnny Depp, sparkly things, and the Swedish Chef (best Muppet ever!).

Oh, and one very important thing: I despise when the word "foyer" is pronounced with the "er" sound, and not "ay". It seems pointless, I know, but I despise it with the hot, fiery passion of a thousand burning suns! A close second is pronouncing "niche" with an "itch" sound instead of "eesh". I mean, come on, it makes it sound so awful! They're French words, people, pronounce them correctly! ...I'm so weird, I know. I'm sorry. But I'd make a law about this if I could.

A note to fans of "The Bra Whisperer": if you had this story on your favourites list but then mysteriously found it gone one day, that's because site adminstration deleted my fic. Why, you ask? Because somebody plagiarized it, and then actually had the gall to blame ME of plagiarizing THEIR version. It was an annoying fiasco that eventually got resolved, but apparently the folks in admin don't pay very much attention to the emails they get, since they removed my fic even after proof had been delivered that I was the innocent party. However, I reposted the story, so please, read and enjoy. :)


1. The Bra Whisperer reviews
REPOSTED ROMY oneshot. Remy tries to find the greeneyed beauty he spent the night with, his only clue the bra she left behind. If pansy Prince Charming can find a girl with a glass slipper, then the Prince of Thieves can find a girl with a bra! ...Right?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 109 - Published: 12-28-08 - Gambit/Remy L. & Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
2. Solipsism » reviews
In a world of confusion, perhaps the only thing you can be sure of is your own self. But which self is the real one? When Rogue's psyches act up again, she asks herself that very question. Is she losing her sanity, or was it lost long ago? COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,207 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 6-16-07 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
3. So Much For The Afterglow reviews
One shot. ROMY, as if you have to ask. 'Frankly, Ah don't see what the big deal about sex is anyway. Ah can't believe Ah spent all that time before Ah got control o' my powers depressed that Ah'd never have it! Ah obviously wasn't missin' much.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 114 - Published: 10-10-06 - Rogue/Anna Marie & Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
4. Symbiotic » reviews
Take a volatile agreement between Rogue and Carol Danvers, mix in a spicy Cajun, stir up romantic misunderstandings, and let it simmer. As if love triangles weren't difficult enough, what if there are three people but two bodies? IT'S OVER! ROMY!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 224,826 - Reviews: 1217 - Updated: 9-18-06 - Published: 2-22-05 - Gambit/Remy L. & Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
5. The Raven reviews
Remy's attempts at asking Rogue out finally yield the desired result due to the odd mix of a psychotic mother, Kitty's cooking, and a book of poetry. Based on Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven'. Oneshot, ROMY.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 6-7-05 - Rogue/Anna Marie & Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
6. One Item Not on the Shopping List reviews
Oneshot, ROMY. Normally, Remy wouldn't have any problems with this. It was just buying condoms, after all. But now... Now he was in the supermarket on the XMen's weekly shopping trip, sneaking away from the others to buy prophylactics.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 141 - Published: 11-30-04 - Gambit/Remy L. & Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
7. Loved and Lost, or Never At All? » reviews
ROMY – We examine whether it is better to have loved and lost, or never loved at all. Rogue wiped Remy from her mind. He retaliated by erasing her too. Maybe you can remove someone from your mind, but are they ever truly gone from your heart? COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,749 - Reviews: 945 - Updated: 10-9-04 - Published: 6-26-04 - Gambit/Remy L. & Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
8. Tease reviews
ROMY, oneshot. Jean and Rogue overhear their guys making a bet, so sabotage ensues! 'This'll just blow up in your face. Haven't ya seen those crappy teen romance flicks? They always find out 'bout the bet and things go down the drain.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 150 - Published: 6-20-04 - Rogue/Anna Marie & Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
9. Just This reviews
Oneshot, slight AU, romy. Remy thinks about his life and his love, and one helps him make an important decision regarding the other. 'Never felt like dis 'round nobody else, which is what finally clued me in. I love her.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 3-14-04 - Gambit/Remy L. & Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
10. February Fifteenth » reviews
AU Remy's life in the Guild is no picnic, especially with his upcoming wedding. But things get a lot more complicated when a visitor comes to town... COMPLETE! And chock full o' Romy goodness!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,103 - Reviews: 853 - Updated: 2-15-04 - Published: 12-22-03 - Gambit/Remy L. & Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
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