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Author has written 38 stories for Good Wife, Misc. Tv Shows, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Blackpool, Wilfred, Doctor Who, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Once Upon a Time, Fringe, Torchwood, Monk, Stargate: Universe, Misc. Movies, and Taggart. O I publish out of compulsion, nothing more. I do not claim to have any talent. O Please note that most of the titles I have given my stories are not my own words, but instead those of my favorite authors. o Countless thanks to all those who have taken the time to read and review my stories. You mean the world to me. xoxox o Please forgive the many grammatical errors that exist within my stories. O Just so you know, I wrote the Monk and Wilfred stories just to do it. I do not like either show. O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_TxPQKcG7w Many thanks to my dear friend for giving my stories her seal of approval. Also for her continuous support and therapy. Everyone should read her work. Proof of Kirk/Spock OTPs: Garak/Bashir Rumbelle Aurora/Mulan Ten/Rose Regina/Daniel O Favorite Relationships: O Even though I don't actively ship them, they are the only pairings I see for the following couples: O Relationships I will never ship even in an alternate universe: O Please feel free to message me. "There's a selkie calling for you as well, Macbeth, but you're looking on the wrong beach." TV John McIver "I look into my future and all I see is a long dark highway filled with endless tollbooths and no exits." Francine Fishpaw ililililililililililililililillilililillilililillilillililililililliliilliilililililililillililililililililillililililililililililililililiilililililililililililililililillilililillilililillilillililililililliilliilililililililillililililililililillilililililililililililililili For As Twilight Fell, He Entered a New Circle of Torment, here's Enya's I want tomorrow because I listened to it while writing. For Born Equal's Amid Darkness and Perishing Flowers, here is the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs with Subway For my second Blackpool fic, here is Shopping for Blood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKo0MKm8e5Q For MangelWurzel, here is: TLC's Waterfalls For my Peter/Eli slashy fic here is a great song by the Scissor sisters, Goldfrapp and Stuart Price, Sex exciter For the Doctor Who story Beetling, here is Franz Ferdinand's Jackie Jackson For the Ruby/Anton story here is the White Stripes' Shelter of your Arms For the Stargate Rush/Perry fic here's Steeleye Span's the Blacksmith For Carapace, Guilty For the second Walter Bishop Story about Fungi, here is No Doubt's Looking Hot For the Torchwood Gwen and Owen story For the Aurora/Mulan story, here is Bjork's Aurora Till Our Tales Fall Off: David Bowie's Time will crawl. To be the instrument of evil to what you wholly love: Bjork's Pagan Poetry Rasputina's the hunter's kiss For "Vesania" David Bowie's Candidate and Sweet thing (reprise). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsjt33boCIw For "Fearfully made" The smashing pumpkins, in the arms of sleep. Here is a link to Baby come home by the Scissor sisters because the whole album magic hour really helped me write the third chapter of Enceinte. It's Delish to the extreme. The song is also used in the story Frician. And here is Mr. Cellophane from my creepy David Lee/ Eli story Tohubohu. No, it's not the version from the Movie Chicago. It's a cover by John Anthony Gillis. I used to listen to this all the time on CD. Know all the words... *sigh* True, true story For Cecity, John Anthony Gillis' cover of Love is blindness For the Blackpool Fic here is Milk by Garbage For Kallikantzaroi Bjork's Innocence For Pantoufle here is Vibrate by Rufus Wainwright... Live from the Sharon Osbourne show because I like his hair in the video. For the Wilfred Story "My Word! Has your Ship come home?" The Kills' Satellite For The Doctor Who songfic Amy Winehouse Back to Black and You know I'm no good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJAfLE39ZZ8 A Buzz, Buzz, Buzzin' like them Killer Bees. | |||||
1. Mangelwurzel » reviewsSeries of one-shots. Belle and Rumpel sing/dance to music they would never sing/dance to. RumbelleOnce Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-25-13 - Published: 3-9-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle2. Which Only Saints Can Subdue UnaidedPorridge once again finds himself thinking of Clara.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Published: 5-18-13 - Porridge3. As Twilight Fell, He Encountered a New Circle of Torment reviewsRose and the 10th Doctor walk the rainy streets of London. One-shot. Unadulterated froth. Ten/RoseDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-13 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete4. Veiled in Night reviewsAurora seeks comfort whilst she and Mulan visit a desolate shoreline. One-shot. Sleeping Warrior.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-13 - Mulan & Aurora/Sleeping Beauty - Complete5. Amid Darkness and Perishing FlowersAlternative ending for one of the most upsetting scenes from the 2006 made-for-TV movie 'Born Equal', Featuring the characters Robert and Michelle, portrayed by Robert Carlyle and the beautiful Anne Marie Duff. Rated T for cursing.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Published: 5-3-13 - Complete6. Silence and the Advancing NightBelle comforts Rumpelstiltskin after he has a nightmare concerning their future child. Set post curse Storybrooke.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Published: 4-20-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle7. Where the Gold Jingles More, I Run More Quickly reviewsAU set in FTL, Rumpelstiltskin is a 'goblin of the night' who sets Charming's heart on fire.Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-13 - Prince Charming/David N. & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete8. Mr Monk and the Woman with Trudy's eyes » reviewsNatalie and Molly try their hands at matchmaking by setting up a dinner date for Mr. Monk.Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-19-13 - Published: 1-27-13 - Adrian M. & Natalie T.9. Waou, WaouPeter goes chocolate shopping and feels betrayed when he spots Natalie talking to Ripley outside the Arcade. Songficcy. Might turn into a series of one-shots.Blackpool - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Published: 3-19-1310. With Golden Hands, One Can Always Afford The Choicest Delicacies » reviewsTwo Golds from different worlds run into each other at the law offices of Lockhart/Gardner.Crossover - Good Wife & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 10-7-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold11. We Do But Shift The Responsibility By Making A Standard Of The Dead reviewsCora's thoughts stray to Eva whilst speaking to Rumpelstiltskin. Based on promo 2 for 'the Miller's Daughter'. MillerQueenOnce Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-13 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M. & Queen Eva - Complete12. Decalescence reviewsWhat should have happened between Peter and his crisis manager at the end of 4X15. Very short One-shot. Contains Slash!Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-13 - Complete13. That the Beloved Should Rise From the Dead reviewsThe first night Amanda Perry appears in Dr. Rush's room after having her consciousness uploaded to Destiny. Very short and random.Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-13 - Dr. N. Rush & Dr. A. Perry - Complete14. They Left the Shelter of the Laurels reviewsRuby gifts Anton with a cassette player. Little does she know he has a crush on her. Unadulterated froth once again.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-23-13 - Red Riding Hood/Ruby L. & Anton/Tiny - Complete15. Beetling reviewsRose feels under the weather, so the 10th Doctor decides that they should spend their day with her mum. Meanwhile, the Doctor has an intense craving for cakes.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-13 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete16. It's As If I Ran My Finger Along That Polished Wall In The Dark » reviewsNothing is as it should be for Owen Harper after Gwen discovers something piercing his skin. Rated T for cursing, sexual themes and slight gore. Contains the whole Torchwood gang.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 1-1-13 - Jack H. & Gwen C. - Complete17. Carapace reviewsAn evening in Rumpelstiltskin's living room. One-shot. Rumbelle, of course.Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle - Complete18. Shadings Fainter Than the Tail of a Comet or the Midday MoonRumpelstiltskin makes a small atonement for his decision to not follow Bae. Very brief mentioning of Archie as he spots Rumpel at a distance. One-shot. Spoilers for 'the crocodile'Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Published: 1-24-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete19. Half-waking reviewsCora forces Regina to play with Snow, thinking that it will deepen their relationship. Daniel appears later on. Kind of sappy One-shot.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-13 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. & Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete20. Yet Complicated People Were Getting Wet reviewsWalter and Donald visit a cinema. Unadulterated Froth. Contains slash.Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-13 - Walter B. & The Observer/September - Complete21. He Worried Infinity As It Was a Bone reviewsA short, very light-hearted moment in Walter Bishop's lab pertaining to fungi and No Doubt. A hint of Walstrid.Fringe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-13 - Walter B. & Astrid F. - Complete22. Tirret » reviewsA series of Eli centered one-shots. Sadly, there is nothing new here, I just needed to group all my old stories together. Contains Diane/E pairing in the first story.Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 10-16-11 - Complete23. The Sea Is Stormy, I May Never Feel It Again reviewsMulan watches over Aurora as she sleeps. Reposted, now sans lyrics. The title is better than the story. Sleeping Dragon/Sleeping Warrior.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-12 - Mulan & Aurora/Sleeping Beauty - Complete24. Macarism reviewsWill gives Diane an early Christmas gift. Happy Holidays!Good Wife - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-12 - Diane L. & Will G.25. Till Our Tails Fall Off reviewsWalter's random thoughts as he sits beside someone on a bus. Takes place before the Observers ruined everything.Fringe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-12 - Walter B.26. To Be The Instrument Of Evil To What You Wholly Love reviewsRumpelstiltskin gifts Belle with an unusual necklace. Set post-curse, pre-'the Crocodile'. Non-smutty one-shot.Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle - Complete27. Acherontic reviewsAlicia runs into Elsbeth, her brother, and now ex- husband while doing some Black Friday shopping. Random one-shot.Good Wife - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-12 - Alicia F. & Elsbeth T. - Complete28. Scar of Chalk reviewsEmma's dream betrays the impact Graham's departure had on her heart. Set to Rasputina's "the Hunter's kiss." GrahamXEmmaOnce Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-12 - Emma S. & The Huntsman/Sherif Graham - Complete29. Semese reviewsAlicia's brother bumps into someone to his liking within the law-offices of Lockhart/Gardner. Based on a rather scary dream I had last night. Contains Slash.Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-12 - Complete30. Fearfully Made reviewsBelle and Mr. Gold walk through a forest. My first OUAT fic.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle31. Enceinte » reviewsA tale of Alicia's suffering after she discovers Peter has had another affair... with his crisis manager. Suggestive themes, mild cursing. Mostly re-vamped, first written April 2012.Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-30-12 - Published: 4-17-1232. Pootly-Nautch reviewsPee-Wee is miffed when Cowboy Curtis buys take-out that is not to his liking.Pee-wee's Playhouse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-12 - Complete33. The Walls Inside reviewsRose's story first, the Doctor's second. Set to Amy Winehouse's "Back to Black" and "You know I'm no good" Post Doomsday, pre Partners in Crime. Rated T for one dirty word.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 9-7-12 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete34. My Word! Has Your Ship Come Home? reviewsThings go downhill after Wilfred puts something in Ryan's drink. Rated T for suggestive themes and queasiness.Wilfred - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-12 - Wilfred & Ryan N. - Complete35. Milk reviewsPeter visits a moonlit beach in an attempt to rid his mind of Natalie Holden. Songfic of sorts, using the title song by Garbage. Please forgive the fact that this reads as a bad romance novel. I was trying to be serious, but I'm afraid it all sounds like mush.Blackpool - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-12 - Complete36. Repulsive Dick reviewsWhile in disguise as Mrs. Dubcek, Harry sneaks out with one of her old flames. Meanwhile, Dick goes undercover to find out if Mary would love him if he were a woman and also questions why certain types of love are taboo. Takes place a month after the second season episode "Romeo & Juliet & Dick". Do Not read if you are against Gay relationships and/or the thought of Harry being Bi.3rd Rock from the Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-12 - Complete37. His Heart Leapt Alive And Shook Him To Pieces reviewsThis story crosses 4 characters from the TV series: Hamish Macbeth, Taggart and Rab C. Nesbitt. It gives you a look at what happened to the lovely Davina -played by David Tennant - on the R.C. Nesbitt episode "Touch" and Jamie McComack from the Taggart -episode "Death Call" - after they both start working for Mr. Elder - AKA Hamish Macbeth's TV John - at his Pharmacy.Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Taggart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-12