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since: 08-18-11, id: 3173371, Profile Updated: 05-25-13
Author has written 38 stories for Good Wife, Misc. Tv Shows, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Blackpool, Wilfred, Doctor Who, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Once Upon a Time, Fringe, Torchwood, Monk, Stargate: Universe, Misc. Movies, and Taggart.

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I publish out of compulsion, nothing more. I do not claim to have any talent.

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Please note that most of the titles I have given my stories are not my own words, but instead those of my favorite authors.

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Countless thanks to all those who have taken the time to read and review my stories. You mean the world to me. xoxox

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Please forgive the many grammatical errors that exist within my stories.

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Just so you know, I wrote the Monk and Wilfred stories just to do it. I do not like either show.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_TxPQKcG7w


Many thanks to my dear friend for giving my stories her seal of approval. Also for her continuous support and therapy. Everyone should read her work.
She loves Tin Man and Once Upon a Time.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3582145/


Proof of Kirk/Spock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCC0OaU8ndA


OTPs:

Garak/Bashir

Rumbelle

Aurora/Mulan

Ten/Rose

Regina/Daniel

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Favorite Relationships:
DS9: Odo/Quark (Friendship)
TGW: Peter/Eli Will/Diane Alicia/Kalinda Hayden/Cary
Doctor Who: Ten/Donna (Friendship) Clara/Porridge!
Torchwood: Ianto/Jack
Tin Man: Ambrose/Cain
Northern Exposure: Maggie/Joel Ed/his movie collection
Fringe: Donald/Walter Walter/Astrid (friendship) Belly/Walter
Hamish Macbeth: TV John/Hamish Isobel/Hamish
Stargate Universe: Rush/Amanda Varro/TJ Eli/Ginn
Star Trek TOS: Kirk/Spock
Lost: Charlie/Claire Ben/Locke
Blackpool: Peter/Natalie Peter/Food
Are you being served? Mr. Humphries/Paddington Bear

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Even though I don't actively ship them, they are the only pairings I see for the following couples:
Sherlock: Sherlock/Watson
Re-animator: Dan/Herbert
Fringe: Nina/Broyles Peter/Olivia
Gilligan's Island: Gilligan/Mary Ann
Sex and the City: Carrie/Aleksandr
Ugly Betty: Amanda/Marc (friendship)
House M.D: House/Wilson
Star Trek DS9: Dax/Worf Quark/Latium O'Brien/Work Sisko/Kassidy

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Relationships I will never ship even in an alternate universe:
OUaT: Rumpel/ Anyone besides Belle/Lacey
Torchwood: Gwen/Jack
DW: 9,10 or 11 with anyone besides Rose
(River is sort of iffy but overall I think she's fine for the 11th because,
in my mind, when Tennant left the new Who became more of a spin-off than a continuation of the series)
Hamish Macbeth: Alex/Hamish
Star Trek DS9: Bashir/Ezri (No! No! No!) O'Brien/Bashir

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"There's a selkie calling for you as well, Macbeth, but you're looking on the wrong beach." TV John McIver

"I look into my future and all I see is a long dark highway filled with endless tollbooths and no exits." Francine Fishpaw

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For As Twilight Fell, He Entered a New Circle of Torment, here's Enya's I want tomorrow because I listened to it while writing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOyGygH5mD0


For Born Equal's Amid Darkness and Perishing Flowers, here is the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs with Subway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz9HUKNDQ_M


For my second Blackpool fic, here is Shopping for Blood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKo0MKm8e5Q
and Madonna's Frozen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0


For MangelWurzel, here is: TLC's Waterfalls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSXP8jQZWT4 and Rihanna's Cockiness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaCbOFg3OeI


For my Peter/Eli slashy fic here is a great song by the Scissor sisters, Goldfrapp and Stuart Price, Sex exciter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mw2UYZrwN0


For the Doctor Who story Beetling, here is Franz Ferdinand's Jackie Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7uSlab8m0


For the Ruby/Anton story here is the White Stripes' Shelter of your Arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbQxci7ssGY


For the Stargate Rush/Perry fic here's Steeleye Span's the Blacksmith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZv_kshV_7s


For Carapace, Guilty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfSZARFUvnM


For the second Walter Bishop Story about Fungi, here is No Doubt's Looking Hot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIYix5NqkWc


For the Torchwood Gwen and Owen story
Chapter 1. Pulp's my body may die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTAj652z4mo
Chapter 2. O.K, I listened to this while writing and I thought it would be funny is this is what is on the car stereo while poor Owen is in so much pain.
The Scissor Sisters, Someone to touch (how many times)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KljUPhgCiEg
Chapter 3. MIKA Lollipop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J0if88fq1Q


For the Aurora/Mulan story, here is Bjork's Aurora
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZn-2lOe9Kk


Till Our Tales Fall Off: David Bowie's Time will crawl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMhMaNAmT-U


To be the instrument of evil to what you wholly love: Bjork's Pagan Poetry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp6tAcjq0N0


Rasputina's the hunter's kiss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5dSfD6snpk


For "Vesania" David Bowie's Candidate and Sweet thing (reprise).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c70E2L_OTx4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsjt33boCIw


For "Fearfully made" The smashing pumpkins, in the arms of sleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vDtAmqhXoE


Here is a link to Baby come home by the Scissor sisters because the whole album magic hour really helped me write the third chapter of Enceinte. It's Delish to the extreme. The song is also used in the story Frician.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiTTVmI73Wk


And here is Mr. Cellophane from my creepy David Lee/ Eli story Tohubohu. No, it's not the version from the Movie Chicago. It's a cover by John Anthony Gillis. I used to listen to this all the time on CD. Know all the words... *sigh* True, true story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epRdSh5iUAY


For Cecity, John Anthony Gillis' cover of Love is blindness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPJZujpMjCc


For the Blackpool Fic here is Milk by Garbage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMxIq5A07Tc&feature=related


For Kallikantzaroi Bjork's Innocence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TapJtBIHkGA


For Pantoufle here is Vibrate by Rufus Wainwright... Live from the Sharon Osbourne show because I like his hair in the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEG2bzrqP0I


For the Wilfred Story "My Word! Has your Ship come home?" The Kills' Satellite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hniPVDz12bc


For The Doctor Who songfic Amy Winehouse Back to Black and You know I'm no good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJAfLE39ZZ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-I2s5zRbHg


A Buzz, Buzz, Buzzin' like them Killer Bees.


1. Mangelwurzel » reviews
Series of one-shots. Belle and Rumpel sing/dance to music they would never sing/dance to. Rumbelle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-25-13 - Published: 3-9-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle
2. Which Only Saints Can Subdue Unaided
Porridge once again finds himself thinking of Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Published: 5-18-13 - Porridge
3. As Twilight Fell, He Encountered a New Circle of Torment reviews
Rose and the 10th Doctor walk the rainy streets of London. One-shot. Unadulterated froth. Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-13 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
4. Veiled in Night reviews
Aurora seeks comfort whilst she and Mulan visit a desolate shoreline. One-shot. Sleeping Warrior.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-13 - Mulan & Aurora/Sleeping Beauty - Complete
5. Amid Darkness and Perishing Flowers
Alternative ending for one of the most upsetting scenes from the 2006 made-for-TV movie 'Born Equal', Featuring the characters Robert and Michelle, portrayed by Robert Carlyle and the beautiful Anne Marie Duff. Rated T for cursing.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Published: 5-3-13 - Complete
6. Silence and the Advancing Night
Belle comforts Rumpelstiltskin after he has a nightmare concerning their future child. Set post curse Storybrooke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Published: 4-20-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle
7. Where the Gold Jingles More, I Run More Quickly reviews
AU set in FTL, Rumpelstiltskin is a 'goblin of the night' who sets Charming's heart on fire.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-13 - Prince Charming/David N. & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
8. Mr Monk and the Woman with Trudy's eyes » reviews
Natalie and Molly try their hands at matchmaking by setting up a dinner date for Mr. Monk.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-19-13 - Published: 1-27-13 - Adrian M. & Natalie T.
9. Waou, Waou
Peter goes chocolate shopping and feels betrayed when he spots Natalie talking to Ripley outside the Arcade. Songficcy. Might turn into a series of one-shots.
Blackpool - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Published: 3-19-13
10. With Golden Hands, One Can Always Afford The Choicest Delicacies » reviews
Two Golds from different worlds run into each other at the law offices of Lockhart/Gardner.
Crossover - Good Wife & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 10-7-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
11. We Do But Shift The Responsibility By Making A Standard Of The Dead reviews
Cora's thoughts stray to Eva whilst speaking to Rumpelstiltskin. Based on promo 2 for 'the Miller's Daughter'. MillerQueen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-13 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M. & Queen Eva - Complete
12. Decalescence reviews
What should have happened between Peter and his crisis manager at the end of 4X15. Very short One-shot. Contains Slash!
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-13 - Complete
13. That the Beloved Should Rise From the Dead reviews
The first night Amanda Perry appears in Dr. Rush's room after having her consciousness uploaded to Destiny. Very short and random.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-13 - Dr. N. Rush & Dr. A. Perry - Complete
14. They Left the Shelter of the Laurels reviews
Ruby gifts Anton with a cassette player. Little does she know he has a crush on her. Unadulterated froth once again.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-23-13 - Red Riding Hood/Ruby L. & Anton/Tiny - Complete
15. Beetling reviews
Rose feels under the weather, so the 10th Doctor decides that they should spend their day with her mum. Meanwhile, the Doctor has an intense craving for cakes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-13 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
16. It's As If I Ran My Finger Along That Polished Wall In The Dark » reviews
Nothing is as it should be for Owen Harper after Gwen discovers something piercing his skin. Rated T for cursing, sexual themes and slight gore. Contains the whole Torchwood gang.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 1-1-13 - Jack H. & Gwen C. - Complete
17. Carapace reviews
An evening in Rumpelstiltskin's living room. One-shot. Rumbelle, of course.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle - Complete
18. Shadings Fainter Than the Tail of a Comet or the Midday Moon
Rumpelstiltskin makes a small atonement for his decision to not follow Bae. Very brief mentioning of Archie as he spots Rumpel at a distance. One-shot. Spoilers for 'the crocodile'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Published: 1-24-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete
19. Half-waking reviews
Cora forces Regina to play with Snow, thinking that it will deepen their relationship. Daniel appears later on. Kind of sappy One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-13 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. & Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
20. Yet Complicated People Were Getting Wet reviews
Walter and Donald visit a cinema. Unadulterated Froth. Contains slash.
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-13 - Walter B. & The Observer/September - Complete
21. He Worried Infinity As It Was a Bone reviews
A short, very light-hearted moment in Walter Bishop's lab pertaining to fungi and No Doubt. A hint of Walstrid.
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-13 - Walter B. & Astrid F. - Complete
22. Tirret » reviews
A series of Eli centered one-shots. Sadly, there is nothing new here, I just needed to group all my old stories together. Contains Diane/E pairing in the first story.
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 10-16-11 - Complete
23. The Sea Is Stormy, I May Never Feel It Again reviews
Mulan watches over Aurora as she sleeps. Reposted, now sans lyrics. The title is better than the story. Sleeping Dragon/Sleeping Warrior.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-12 - Mulan & Aurora/Sleeping Beauty - Complete
24. Macarism reviews
Will gives Diane an early Christmas gift. Happy Holidays!
Good Wife - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-12 - Diane L. & Will G.
25. Till Our Tails Fall Off reviews
Walter's random thoughts as he sits beside someone on a bus. Takes place before the Observers ruined everything.
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-12 - Walter B.
26. To Be The Instrument Of Evil To What You Wholly Love reviews
Rumpelstiltskin gifts Belle with an unusual necklace. Set post-curse, pre-'the Crocodile'. Non-smutty one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle - Complete
27. Acherontic reviews
Alicia runs into Elsbeth, her brother, and now ex- husband while doing some Black Friday shopping. Random one-shot.
Good Wife - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-12 - Alicia F. & Elsbeth T. - Complete
28. Scar of Chalk reviews
Emma's dream betrays the impact Graham's departure had on her heart. Set to Rasputina's "the Hunter's kiss." GrahamXEmma
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-12 - Emma S. & The Huntsman/Sherif Graham - Complete
29. Semese reviews
Alicia's brother bumps into someone to his liking within the law-offices of Lockhart/Gardner. Based on a rather scary dream I had last night. Contains Slash.
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-12 - Complete
30. Fearfully Made reviews
Belle and Mr. Gold walk through a forest. My first OUAT fic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle
31. Enceinte » reviews
A tale of Alicia's suffering after she discovers Peter has had another affair... with his crisis manager. Suggestive themes, mild cursing. Mostly re-vamped, first written April 2012.
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-30-12 - Published: 4-17-12
32. Pootly-Nautch reviews
Pee-Wee is miffed when Cowboy Curtis buys take-out that is not to his liking.
Pee-wee's Playhouse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-12 - Complete
33. The Walls Inside reviews
Rose's story first, the Doctor's second. Set to Amy Winehouse's "Back to Black" and "You know I'm no good" Post Doomsday, pre Partners in Crime. Rated T for one dirty word.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 9-7-12 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete
34. My Word! Has Your Ship Come Home? reviews
Things go downhill after Wilfred puts something in Ryan's drink. Rated T for suggestive themes and queasiness.
Wilfred - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-12 - Wilfred & Ryan N. - Complete
35. Milk reviews
Peter visits a moonlit beach in an attempt to rid his mind of Natalie Holden. Songfic of sorts, using the title song by Garbage. Please forgive the fact that this reads as a bad romance novel. I was trying to be serious, but I'm afraid it all sounds like mush.
Blackpool - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-12 - Complete
36. Repulsive Dick reviews
While in disguise as Mrs. Dubcek, Harry sneaks out with one of her old flames. Meanwhile, Dick goes undercover to find out if Mary would love him if he were a woman and also questions why certain types of love are taboo. Takes place a month after the second season episode "Romeo & Juliet & Dick". Do Not read if you are against Gay relationships and/or the thought of Harry being Bi.
3rd Rock from the Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-12 - Complete
37. His Heart Leapt Alive And Shook Him To Pieces reviews
This story crosses 4 characters from the TV series: Hamish Macbeth, Taggart and Rab C. Nesbitt. It gives you a look at what happened to the lovely Davina -played by David Tennant - on the R.C. Nesbitt episode "Touch" and Jamie McComack from the Taggart -episode "Death Call" - after they both start working for Mr. Elder - AKA Hamish Macbeth's TV John - at his Pharmacy.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Taggart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-12
38. Gelsomina reviews
Diane Lockhart wants to unwind after work, but finds she cannot do so when her thoughts are drawn to a certain Cowboy from her past.
Good Wife - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-11 - Diane L.