I AM GENERAL TROUBLE, THE AMAZING BOUNCING RANGER!!! The ongoing, raging war against the snuggies continues to this day.

Hey!!! I don't know why you're here. Maybe you find me interesting, maybe you want to check out my stories, or maybe you're just some stalker. Anyway, now that you're here, could you have a look at my poll? PLEASE?!?! Also... Please, pretty please take a look at my future story ideas, and PM what you think of them? PLEASE?!?!?!

Okay, enough shameless begging. Hello, Trouble in the Night here! Ma mates (specifically, my fellow Men in Cloaks) call me Trouble. I'm a female of fifteen years, and luuuuuuurve reading and writing. I've been writing original stories and fanfics for as long as I remember, and just last year, I found this site. Yesterday, I dug up some old, extremely disturbing Angel Mouse things that I wrote when I was about six. In which her whole family died, or got murdered. I must have been one messed up little kid… the thing is, I could write stuff like that, but I got scared watching bible stories!!!

I’m a Christian, and proud of it!!! My dog loves to eat paper, and he managed to get his paws on my music homework… What was I to tell my teacher? Plus, it was my self-reflection sheet for Concert Practice, and 'my dog ate my self-reflection' just sounds depressing. Music is the very fibre of my being – that’s why I go to a music school and basically devote everything to it. I play Viola, Trombone, and I sing. I like all kinds of music, from classical, to jazz, to rock. I’m very diverse in my tastes.

I’ve just gone through my profile, and deleted most of my copy-and-pastes as I’m really starting to hate those things. I’ve kept some, though. Not everything is resistable…

Oh, and just so you know, if any really random fairy-floss related phrases come up in any of my stories, blame my father. He likes to -ahem- edit my stories.

I don't really mind OCs, but when the OC's name is Lily, Lilly, Lillian, Lilliana or anything like that, it annoys the heck out of me. That name is overused, and has been since the dawn of fanfiction's time!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would now like you to join with me in paying tribute to those sidekicks that turn out to be the most awesome, badass heroes ever born.
At the top of my head, I can think of Dr. John Watson, Samwise Gamgee, Rory Williams and Neville Longbottom.

LONG LIVE BADASS SIDEKICKS!!!

"I spend my free time protecting Araluen, honing my Ranger skills, and performing epic Broadway musical numbers! Why? Because I'm a member of Ranger Corps: Men in Cloaks, founded by Hibernian Princess. Want to join in this fanfiction phenomenon and figure out what it's all about? Contact Hibernian Princess and read her story Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks!"

I couldn't resist this community when I saw it. Go Men in Cloaks!

Favourite Quotes...

Rose Tyler: Doctor, they've got guns!
The David Tennant Doctor: And I haven't, which makes me the better person. They can shoot me dead, but the moral highground is mine
- Doctor Who, S02E12, Army of Ghosts

'If you can keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs, it's just quite possible you haven't fully grasped the situation yet'- that Keep Calm and Carry On book

'She was scared of a tiny little spider, put not of plummeting to her death on a set of monkey bars. Go figure.'- Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

Hermione: Sort of exciting, isn't it? breaking the rules?
Ron: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

Dionysis: I was starting to feel cheerful, so I came to find you. You always manage to annoy me
Percy: Um... thanks.
- Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

'Always aim for the stars. That way, when you don't get it, you'll at least land on the moon'- my friend's dad

'A lot of people say the sky's the limit, but why settle for the sky?'- me

Halt: Very wise. Who said that first?
Selethen: A very wise man. Me, in fact

My mum (about me): She's driving me up the wall!
My sister: To late. I'm already on the roof

"Perhaps the Princess would appreciate it if you didn't discuss her as if she was not in the room"- Evanlyn/Cassandra

My friend: I'm not going to murder anybody. If I murdered them, how would they give me ice cream?

Wyrden:(whispering) We should proceed with caution
Angela: How else were you planning to proceed? With blaring trumpets and shouting heralds? Really
-Inheritance

French:
My teacher: and Une poutinne is a bimbo
This blonde girl that sits behind me: What's a bimbo?

And it has showed me not to listen to others who keep telling me I will never be able to build a Lego house to live in and keep telling me to set realistic dreams - Bralt

I know some of these quotes aren't word for word, but I don't have the books on my hands right now. Sorry. If any misquotes bother you, feel free to PM me and I'll fix it up.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Future story Ideas:

The Warlock and the Lone Centurion (Merlin/Doctor Who Crossover)
Genre: Um... friendship, maybe?
Charecters: Rory Williams and Merlin
Rating: K at maximum

King Arthur is dead, and Merlin is now faced with more than thousand years of waiting for the Once and Future King to return. But he doesn’t have to wait alone. Following the deaths of Percival, Gwen and Leon, Merlin seeks out an old friend, the legendary Lone Centurion. No slash. Probably a one – shot, followed by drabble series.

The Lone Centurion (Percy Jackson (Heroes of Olympus)/Doctor Who Crossover)
Genre: Adventure
Charecters: Rory Williams, Amy Pond, 11th Doctor, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Jason Grace, Hazel Levesque, Leo Valdez, Frank Zhang, Piper McLean, Nico di Angelo
Rating: K or T

Possibly a One-Shot. When the TARDIS winds up at Camp Jupiter, Rory is recognised.

Men, Elves, and Dwarves (Lord of the Rings/Artemis Fowl oneshot)
Genres: Humour, Adventure
Characters: Artemis Fowl, Holly Short, Mulch Diggums, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Rating: K or K

One of No.1's spells goes awry, and Artemis, Holly and Mulch find themselves in Middle Earth. Lost and confused, (yes even Artemis is confused, that should be fun to write) they meet Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli on their search for Merry and Pippin. Man, Elf and Dwarf meet Man, Elf and Dwarf, but there is some disagreement as to the definition of Men, Elves and Dwarves.

Turning a New Leaf (Ranger's Apprentice fic)
Genres: Drama/Romance/Adventure
Charecters: Bryn
Rating: T
Prequel/companion to my fic 'Alda, Bryn and Jerome'

Bitter and vengeful from his expulsion from the Battleschool, Bryn moves to Meric fief, alongside his friends Alda and Jerome. The three make a firm decision to stick together, but as time wears on, Bryn becomes increasingly uncomfortable about his friends' behavior. When Alda and Jerome decide to attack a ten-year-old boy, the last straw is pulled. Bryn rescues the child and returns him to his sister, a beautiful girl by the name of Elaine, resolving never to speak to Alda or Jerome again. Of course, fate would not have that, and a week later, a tunnel collapses, trapping Bryn, Elaine, Alda, Jerome and a malicious girl by the name of Merkhline inside. How will Bryn deal with having to work with Alda and Jerome in order to escape, with his newfound, confusing feelings for Elaine, and with the sadistic, selfish Merkhline, all the while trying to turn over a new leaf? Cannon characters other then Alda, Bryn and Jerome may appear, because I just can't write a story withoug including someone.

Running from Destiny (Merlin AU)
Title may change, if I think of something better
Genres: Drama/Adventure/Romance
Charecters: Merlin, Freya, Arthur, Gwen
Rating: Unsure. For now, let's say T, so that I have breating space to do what I want

"Please, Sir Knight, my wife and I are just humble travellers," said Merlin reasonably. "We just came to Camalot to stock up on supplies."
"Oh really?" replied the Knight. "So she's your wife now, is she?" The knight took off his helm, and Merlin started in shock and surprise, for seated upon that horse was none other then Prince Arthur.

AU where Merlin and Freya do run away together in 'The Lady Of the Lake' A year later, Arthur runs off with Gwen. Upon hearing of the Prince's dissapearence, Merlin and Freya return to Camalot, only to run head into Arthur and Gwen. The two young couples ride together for a while, before hearing news that a woman named Morgause had taken over Camelot, alongside her mysterious sister. Suddenly, Arthur and Merlin are faced with a choice: Watch Camalot fall, or face their destinies.
Leon, Lancelot, Gwaine, Percival and Elyan will appear, because I like them. The Round Table will be formed, because I like it. May contain a reveal, but only if the plot requires. I won't focus on it.

Battle of the Queens (Ranger's Apprentice/Merlin Crossover)
Title may change
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Charecters: Arthur, Merlin, Morgana, Halt, Gilan, Will, Evanlyn/Cassandra, Horace
Rating: T

Merlin is captured by some bandits that suspect him of being Emrys. The Bandits are also holding prisoner a young Ranger of Araluen by the name of Gilan, whom they also suspect to be Emrys. Said Bandits, however, aught to be more carefull about kidnapping the young King's Manservant, and it isn't long before they are rescued by the Knights of the Round Table. A week later, Princess Cassandra, a childhood friend of Morgana. of Araluen turns up on Arthur's doorstep, her party consisting of two Rangers.

"Princess Cassandra," said Arthur, "May I present to you, my wife, Guinevere."
The Princess's eyes widened in surprise at the sight of the Queen. "I would not have thought it of you, Arthur, last time we met. You have changed" She curtsied towards Gwen.
"Do you remember from the last time you were here, Princess, Cassandra?" asked Gwen
"I do," replied Cassandra, her smile suddenly dropping. "But tell me, is it true? About Morgana?"
Gwen's smile dropped. "It is," she replied. "May I ask, is Evanlyn still in your service?"
Cassandra choked. "No," she said. "But her fate wasn't nearly as bad as Morgana's"

Of course, it was Morgana behind Merlin and Gilan's capture in the begining, and she is determined to kill Cassandra. Cassandra must not only battle Morgana, but also her own emotions

The Daughters of Kings (Ranger's Apprentice/Merlin Crossover)
Title May Change
Companion/Prequel to Battle of the Queens
Genres: Humour/Friendship
Charecters: Cassandra, Evanlyn (Two seperate charecters) Morgana, Gwen, Arthur
Rating: K or K

A collection of stories based on the childhood friendship between Cassandra and Morgana, and between their maids, Evanlyn and Gwen. Picnics by the river, sneaking up on knights and pranking Arthur, this foursome makes the Maurauders look like amatuers

The Man He Used To Be (Ranger's Apprentice AU)
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Characters: Gilan, Halt
Rating: T

Halt's apprentice, Gilan, has always shown extraordinary promise. But just months before he is set to reciece his Silver Oakleaf, he is accused of a terrible crime, and so he flees to Gallica. Years later, on a mission to find a missing Sir David, Halt finds him, a worn down bartender in a Gallican tavern. At first, Gilan pretends not to recognise Halt, but it isn't long before the tavern is attacked, and he is forced to acknoledge his former mentor.
In order to Save his father, Gilan must first confront the man he used to be

Two Kinds of Magic (Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter Crossover)
Genres: Adventure/Drama (Like every other story I've ever written)
Charecters: Artemis, Holly, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Luna

This is actually something I started, Oh, two years ago that I was thinking of posting

"Hermione dissaparated, not really caring where she ended up. The effort exhausted every fibre of her body, but she had to get out of there. Normally, somebody in her condition had not a hope of Apparating, but the strong will and intense desire to be somewhere else made up for the lack of energy.
She found herself in small room, with a rather odd feel to it. Slowly, she sunk to her knees, to tired to care what the owners of the house would think when they found her. She remembered Harry and Ron were still captives of Pansy Parkison, and a wave of nauseau swept over her.
The door to the room creaked open. "Of all the places to tresspass," said a gruff voice, "Master Artemis's study is perhaps the worst""

So PM me and tell me what you think of any of these! I will accept requests and would appreciate any advice! I am also happy to delegate many (but not all) of these stories... so PM if your interestied in adopting one, and I will either say 'sure, go ahead' or 'but I want to write that..."

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Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that was stopped.

This copy-and-paste isn't getting deleted either. I'm strongly against abortion. Every child has the right to live.