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Author has written 14 stories for Pokémon, Naruto, and Avengers. Hey y'all i'm the sister of InoSaysHi! Please be nice with reviews and dont flame or else you will rot in heck! Also twisparrowpottergames, diamondflames554, and LuvPercy782347213 read their stories. Happy Reading! A little about me... Name: i dont know why you want to know that but call me Natasha Age: try and guess i will give you a hint I am not dead. favorite show: Supernatural favorite book:warriors series favorite singer: Five Finger Death Punch Favorite animal: Wolves Favorite Movie: AVENGERS!!!! I have seen it 7 times (yes i actually counted) I REGRET NOTHING!!! I OWN NOTHING! blahblahblahblahblah i wont bore you any longer. Ok so I know that almost no one actually reads to the end of peoples profiles. Well thats just fine and dandy with me. I just put stuff up for fun.. Have you heard! The owners of FanFiction are planning on taking down stories that have lemons or excessive violence! Apparently, they don't believe that stories that have such mature stuff should be allowed. Its not our fault that such things are interesting to us. If they wanted to do something, they would just make a MA rating category that contains stuff like that, bellow is a petition that is signed by authors who share the same feelings we do. Read it, Sign it, and Pass it on. I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors. Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site. For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claimownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable. It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added. If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests. While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation. For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this. 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Retribution reven228 JAKdaRIPPER Third Fang IRAssault Grumpywinter absolutezero001 Single Silver Eye animekingmike Daniel Lynx zerohour20xx arturus Iseal Silvdra-Zero YoukoTaichou Leonineus Aragon Potter Kur0Kishi Shadow Kurogane Maloran dragonbrother forever Siphon 117 Poketurn88 bellxross Guardian54 Akabane13 Lover of A Good Story Fenrir the vicious taj14 c i am a dragon God Emperor Of GAR-halla Warrior of Olympus Xxfreefallangelxx BituMAN shadowcub acepro Evolution ScorpinokXV Blackholelord Astrix0 lou2003us The War Wizard KUROI VOID iLoVeCaRDcApToRsAkuRa Hawk2012 cder3 HadesGirl818 Xuan Tian Shang Ti Sina-san I Still Believe In Hero's I don't want stories taken down, do you? I found this poem in a book and I loved it... Please Hear What I'm Not Saying By: Charlie Finn Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear for I wear a mask, a thousand masks, masks that I'm afraid to take off, and none of them is me. Pretending is an art that's second nature with me, but don't be fooled, for God's sake don't be fooled. I give you the impression that I'm secure, that all is sunny and unruffled with me, within as well as with- out, that confidence is my name and coolness my game, that the water's calm and I'm in command and that I need no one, but don't believe me. My surface may seem smooth but my surface is my mask, ever-varying and ever-concealing. Beneath lies no complacence. Beneath lies confusion, and fear, and aloneness. But I hide this. I don't want anybody to know it. I panic at the thought of my weakness exposed. That's why I frantically create a mask to hide behind, a nonchalant sophisticated facade, to help me pretend, to shield me from the glance that knows. But such a glance is precisely my salvation, my only hope, and I know it. That is, if it's followed by acceptance. if it's followed by love. It's the only thing that can liberate me from myself, from my own self-built prison walls, from the barriers I so painstakingly erect. It's the only thing that will assure me of what I can't assure myself, that i'm really worth something. But I don't tell you this. I don't dare to, I'm afraid to. I'm afraid your glance will not be followed by acceptance, will not be followed by love. I'm afraid you'll think less of me, that you'll laugh, and your laugh would kill me. I'm afraid that deep down-down I'm nothing and that you will see this and reject me. So I play my game, my desperate pretending game, with a facade of assurance without and a trembling child within. So begins the glittering but empty parade of masks, and my life becomes a front. I idly chatter to you in the suave tones of surface talk. I tell you everything that's really nothing, and nothing of what's everything, of what's crying within me. So when I'm going through my routine do not be fooled at what I'm saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I"m not saying, what I'd like to be able to say, what for survival I need to say, but what I can't say. I don't like hiding. I don't like playing superficial phony games. I want to to stop playing them. i want to be genuine and spontaneous and me but you've got to help me. You've got to hold out your hand even when that's the last thing I seem to want. Only you can wipe away from my eyes the blank rates of the breathing dead. Only you can call me into aliveness. Each time you're kind and gentle,and encouraging, each time you try to understand because you really care, my heart begins to grow wings - - very small wings very feeble wings but wings! With your power to touch me into feeling you can breathe life into me. I want you to know that. I want you to know how important you are to me, how you can be a creator - - an honest-to-God creator- - of the person that is me if you chose to. You alone can break down the wall which I tremble, you alone can remove my mask, You alone an release me from my shadow-world of panic, from my lonely prison, if you chose to. Please chose to. Do not pass me by. It will not be easy for you. A long conviction of worthlessness builds strong walls. The nearer you approach to me the blinder I may strike back. It's irrational, but despite what the books say about man often I am irrational. I fight against the very thing I cry out for. But I am told that love is stronger than my string walls and in this lies my hope. Please try to beat down those walls with firm but gentle hands for a child is very sensitive. Who am I, you may wonder? I am someone you now very well. For I am every man you meet and I am every woman you meet. I called Sasuke gay, and he hit me with his purse. .. ( ) ( ) This is Bunny. Do it! Bunny is awesomeful! ...๑๑ PUT THIS ON YOUR ／l Post this on your profile if you hate school! Seven Meow? Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. Please read this: This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Akatsukicons! Pein: @:@ Konan: *-_- Itachi: */ \* Deidara: o\/ Zetsu: \o.o/ Tobi: @ Sasori: -.- Kisame: =0_o= Hidan: o.o Kakuzu: $_$ Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! Smile. It confuses people. I am the person, sitting in the corner, reading a book, secretly plotting your untimely demise... If it's always in the last place you look, why does the remote never turn up in the freezer? I didn't trip, I just decided to give the floor a hug. I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to. If you're born deaf, what language do you think in? Want to find out who your real friends are? Screw up real bad and see who's still there. Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon! If someone has multiple personalities and threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? When all else fails, lower your standards. They always say the right guy will come along eventually; well, mine's either lost or got hit by a truck. The best answer to any emergency situation is to run away screaming in terror. Sorry, my fault; I forgot you were a complete idiot. You people are the reason I need medication. 'Do not disturb', I'm disturbed enough already. I refuse to answer your question on the grounds that I don't know the answer! You say I'm crazy; I say I'm just bored. Personally I think language was developed for our overwhelming need to complain. The whole world's going to hell and I'm driving the bus! Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it. Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go. According to my calculations... You are an idiot. Make it idiot proof and someone will find a better idiot. If you're gonna do something wrong, at least have fun doing it. Marauder’s Code of Conduct 1. All Slytherins are disgusting and all should be hated with a passion. 2. Pranking is a necessity. 3. Must have the ability to keep a secret. 4. Making a move on Lily Evans is forbidden unless you are Prongs. 5. Must have a cool nickname. 6. Respect the fears and challenges for fellow Marauders. 7. Teachers are fun to mess with, do it at least once a week. 8. Stick up for fellow Marauders. 9. Do not refer to Moony’s furry little problem as “that time of the month”. 10. Marauders first, everything else, second. Taken from lupin-is-awsum's The Marauders' Papers, Chapter 4 Try not to cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? As a Clan cat, I will not… 1. Tell Tigerstar to get a life. The Lessons Warriors Has Taught Us : 1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. If there are ice cream trucks in summer, why can't there be Starbucks trucks in winter? Live today like it's your last day... but pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched Random Moment Person: I like pie! Person #2: I like cake! Person: Why? Person #2: See for yourself - gives a cake - Person: - about to take bite - Person #2: CAKE BOMB Person: WHAT THE FUC-- *BOOM* Person #2: *laughs like a maniac* that never gets old :) they fall for it everytime. (((((True love))))) A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle... Girl: slow down I'm scared. Guy: no this is fun. Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you now slow down. Guy: now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. -In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile. When life gives you Lemons When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. 25 Reasons I owe my mother. 1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week." 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about," 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about weather. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck." 11. My mother taught me about STAMINA. " You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate." 13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" 16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way." 18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING. " You are going to get it when we get home." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold." 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. " When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you , , , 9 Things I Find Annoying: 1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Hell Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is? 2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass To Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually. 3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Damn Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It? 4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Hell Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Asses! 5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Damn Floor. 6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine? 7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New. 8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Hell? Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do That's Longer? 9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here Dumbass? You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED You say HANNAH MONTANA I say Evanescene You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO You say RAP I say ROCK You say Im WEIRD I say YES I AM 92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site! Quotes From Big Time Rush No cow here! -Carlos Garcia and James Diamond Green Time Rush No kissy for Carlos. No kissy for Kendall either. -Carlos Garcia and Kendall Knight Big Time Crush Oh, you're such a turd. Oh yeah, a giant turd. And you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd. -KendallKnight Big Time Audition But you love your dinosaur chicken. -Mrs. Knight Big Time Mansion "It's a shame that cancer has been something that's been accepted in society as something that's always gonna be there." - Kendall Schmidt "Find your passion and run with it. Anything is possible." - Kendall Schmidt "Life is too short to be organized." - Kendall Schmidt "This is your dream not mine, now remember opportunities like this come once in a life time, now grab onto that dream with both hands and go big time" –Kendall Knight Big Time Auditions "Oh by the way Logan, the back of your head looks AWESOME" Kendall Schmidt "They attacked us with foil helmets and hair extensions" -James Big Time Songwriters If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vice versa, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D) If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone! just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his work. If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. I studied for my blood test! Wait I dont study! Thats a lie! If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you are not afraid to speak your mind and several people hate you for it, copy and paste this into you profile to let them know that YOU DON'T CARE. Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree! If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you want to fire and/or sue those weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days )...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever lost a bet/argument...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like spitting out random nonsense then copy this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you think the human identification thing when you log into fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer repost this. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. repost if ur the one with the questions I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers...repost if animal testing is wrong... The road to success is always under construction. Repost if u know u will be successful If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever eaten something that's grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile if you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you approve gay-marriages put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starship13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, Valerya Potter, Dowash, Phoenixsapphira, yamiyugi23,QueenOfCitrus,Vordax0110, I Still Believe In Hero's, I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road, the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom. . . I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine. I hear the medic say I'll die in a short time. I just want to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think. He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank and I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here here dying, and all he can do is stare. Tell my brothers not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave, Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive, If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom, before I say goodbye. I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die? I saw this on a someones profile, and I cried when I read it. Hundreds of people die every day because of DWI. And most of them are teenagers. Shouldn't this Some examples the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big) Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile 95% of girls would go nuts if Justin Bieber jumped into the grand canyon. 4% of girls would yell 'jump'. 1% of girls would throw a party. Put this on your profile if your the one that would host that party (I would also yell jump) If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums a Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me) If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you totally want to become an animagus, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head/hands repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. -Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up... I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen! Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life "-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :( I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap "I hate you." "Awww, I love you too." Favorite Death Note Quotes "Let's show them...that the good guys always win." L Lawliet "In the end, motivation is greater than revenge." Mello "If you can't win the game, if you can't solve the puzzle, then you're just a loser." Near "Careful what you do, 'cause "God" is watching your every move. Hold my hand in the dark street, for if you do I know that I'll...be safe. Even if I'm far away and alone, I can be sure you'll find me there, this I know. You hold me close for a while, so quiet. You tell me everything. If I forget what to say then you'll come to me and tell me again, yes you'd tell me once again. But what happens when I know it all and what should I do, after that, what then?" Misa Amane "Humans are so... interesting." Ryuk "Justice will, without fail, prevail." L Lawliet Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page eighty one, and find line four. "As Jason pulled again, the ring slid a bit more." Starlighters By: Bryan Davis Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? air What is the last thing you watched on TV? Supernatural Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:15 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:17 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? music, fan... When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I went to see Bourne Legacy Before you started this survey, what did you look at?What are you wearing? I was looking at stories, jeans and a family reunion shirt Did you dream last night? ..Why in the world would I not? When did you last laugh? About 2 minutes ago. What is on the walls of the room you are in? posters, shelves Seen anything weird lately? ...yes. O_o (as you can tell from that scarred smiley thing, it wasn't very appealing...) What do you think of this quiz? It's fun. Something to do while I sit my lazy butt on this chair. :) What is the last film you saw? Bourne Legacy JEREMY RENNER RULES!! If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? stuff Tell me something about you that I don't know: ...You? Wh...who are you?! CREEPY STALKER!! :( Sorry, I'll answer the question now... ummm...oh! I am obsessed with avengers! BAM! If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd make people ride unicorns instead of cars. Do you like to dance? no Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Er... maybe Natasha Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? -If you think Death Note is the best anime ever, copy and paste this into your profile. -If people call you strange, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have a sweet tooth, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you love music, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you own an iPad, iPod, iPhone, or anything of the sort, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think Rebecca Black should die in a hole, copy and paste this into your profile. (She ruined Fridays for me... D:) -If you hate school, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you daydream often, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you love to eat, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you dream in color, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you love chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil other sister,Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace,Cinnamint Kitty, Twilight of the Opera, GreenSugar2500, DeathNoteLuvr16, I Still Believe In Hero's If you’re so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile (Have you not seen the above and below.) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Oh my gosh yes and I got some dirty looks too) If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (YES!! I cover it up saying "A woman never reveals her true age") If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (What do you think all this crap, kidding, is?) I Am Not That Girl: I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that has a new boy-friend every week. The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that just wants to make a difference. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like because she's crazy. The one that will do anything to make people feel better. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up. This has nothing to do with fanfiction but please read this it will take you 2 minutes. Joseph Kony. Don't know who he is well you should. This man has been working in Uganda for 20 years now being the head of a group called the L.R.A, during the night he kidnapped's children from their homes to work for him. Girls become sex slaves, boys become soldiers. He has already done this to over 30,000 children Once he captures them they are forced to kill their own parents. Would you like not to be able to sleep with the fear that someone may abduct you and force you to kill your parents and work for him. The U.S.A government started tracking him but now he has changed his tactics and is hiding and moving around africa carrying on what he is doing. If the government can't find him, they'll give up then all the work is for nothing. The mission is to make kony famous, not in a celebrity light but so every one knows who he is. Broadcast this please. It takes 1 minute of your time. Kony2012 I watched the video on youtube, yeah its long, but think of all those people who are less fortunate than you! Watch It Now! Fire and Ice Some say the world will end in fire some say in ice. from what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire but if it had to perish twice i think i know enough of hate that for destruction ice is also great and would suffice Robert Frost There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD ) Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. You call me a B--ch well a B--ch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The more I learn, the less I understand. "My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone." "If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?" Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." Funny Quotes: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI! If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs. Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I? I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire. A Tragic Story: Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk her mom was an addict her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out and had patches of hair She always talked to it when no one's around She lays there and hugs it not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door some more and more pain she’ll have to endure A bruise on her leg a scar on her face why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse, you will re post this on your profile. Do it now! Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm Part of the 1%) You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random quotes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919 xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565,darkangelxx22xx,Thalia101,Aguilita Cruz, LuvPercy782347213, I Still Belive In Hero's THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY: 1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy." 2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop." 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness 4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!" 5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?" 6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy." 7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex." 8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?" 9. "Damn, there go the lights again..." 10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them." 11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?" 12. "Ooooops!" Him: What time should i ask to be home? I love him, he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t. I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? GUY: you look familiar If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing? I wear black because it blends well with my soul. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. The words 'Can you get up and do this simple thing for me?' never seem to register in my brain. I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Dear 6, Dear Noah, Dear America, Dear Impossible, Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? Person: Hola! Spanish person: *speaks fast mad spanish* Person: DUDE SLOW DOWN! DORA DIDN'T TEACH ME THAT YET! God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece. "Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve." "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair." "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up." "Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!". If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. 95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.alexandriarulesforever,Iyceflame, Isabel M, Aguilita Cruz, LuvPercy782347213, I Still Believe In Hero's If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're favorite character always dies, put this on your profile! Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people. You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 92% Of the teen population would be dead if Edward Cullen said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore! Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off! If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! 98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!" 98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. Repost this if you agree! The Akatsuki is secretly a model angency, 8/9 are sexy, coincidence? I think not. (copy if you think this is true) If you ever felt...ALONE f it drives you nuts when your left wondering what people thought of your stories because people never review your stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. 98% of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support our troops, copy and paste this in your profile. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Waking Up: Black Rain - Soundgarden First Day At School: Shadows of the Night- Pat Benatar Falling In Love:Red Solo Cup- Toby Keith Fight Song: Worldwide -Big time Rush Breaking Up: Give it up- Elizabeth Gillies and Ariana Grande Prom night: Cowboy Casanova- Carrie Underwood Life: Kingdom Come - The Civil Wars Mental Breakdown: Temporary Home-Carrie Underwood Driving: Hungry Like the wolf -Duran Duran (I guess I need to stop at Mcdonalds) Flashback: Deer In the Headlights- Owl City Getting back together: Fancy- Reba McEntire Wedding: Hard to see- Five Finger Death Punch Birth of Child: I don't want This Night to end- Luke Bryan Final Battle: Rumor Has It- Adele Funeral Song: The Unicorn Song- The Irish Rovers (Very Fitting I'm Irish) Final Credits: Back on the ground -Scotty McCreery If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number one. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word. Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the fact Hidan curses on a kids show C&P to your profile and add your name, I Hate Kakashi, SukiTakayoshi, Hikari43837, Sina-san, I Still Believe In Hero's If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. Procrastination is a teenager's best friend. Procrastinators of the world, unite! ... copy and past to your profile The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=4 (x) You have run into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (x) People have called you slow. total so far=13 () You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class () If someone says “fart” you laugh. () You just laughed. total so far= 15 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about (x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you(NOT FAIR! That has NOTHING to do with my level of intellegence!!) () You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far= 19 () You have eaten a bug. () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. total so far= 21 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will () You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (X) You have fallen out of your chair before (X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling(That's just boredom... not stupidity) Total all together= 24 If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional characters, copy and paste this to your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you believe that the Akatsuki is one of the BEST things about Naruto Shippuden, copy this onto your profile!! If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) Chara-the-fire-lover (pandora hearts, fullmetal alchemist, or yugioh GX) khlover91 (Yugioh GX) Nyx'sBlackRose (Yu-Gi-Oh!/Gx/5d's and Yu Yu Hakusho) Zenzak101 (Durara, Full Metal Alchemist, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Yugioh 5d's, Cardfight Vanguard, Baka and test, code geass, and Angel Beats), Sina-san (Naruto), I Still Believe In Hero's (Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's) If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you should sleep more and you KNOW it but don't do anything about it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile If you are one of those people that feel sad because you are jealous of anime and game characters post this on your profile. If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile. If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Uqluiorra12345, Sina-san, I Still Believe In Hero's If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, -Blooming Moon-, A'isha Ishtar, Uqluiorra12345, Sina-san, I Still Believe In Hero's If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are still reading this, copy and paste all of this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Art is a bang XD, A'isha Ishtar, Ratt9, Uqluiorra12345, Sina-san, I Still Believe In Hero's If you think Hinata is quietly plotting our imminent demise, copy and past this into your profile. If you think Gaara's past is suckish and he really needs some love, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids from the cereal/yogurt commercials should just let Lucky, the Trix Rabbit, and Wolf have their cereal/yogurt in peace, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I’m BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz. I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I’m an ugly nerd with glasses. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby. I’m JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes I’m FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too. I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I’m a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”. I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I’m a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I’m CHRISTAIN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up. I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was... I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don’t. I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.(Canadians are awesome) I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I SING, so I MUST think ALL artists are good. I DID BORE YOU!! XD | |||||||
1. You're not alone stupid reviews"Tony come up on the roof with us and watch the fireworks." Clint suggested pulling his boyfriends arm toward the roof. "No thanks Clint; I don't really celebrate New Year's." Tony pulled his arm back and headed toward the door. Oneshot, IronhawkAvengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete2. The Weakness » reviewsTony liked to think he had no weakness, but everyone knew he did. Mild swearing.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 8-22-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Hawkeye/Clint B.3. A Pop Tart Deprived Thunder god » reviewsWhen Tony walked into the kitchen in the morning he never expected to see a buck ass nude thunder god rummaging through his cabinets looking for pop tarts.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-12-12 - Published: 11-28-12 - Thor4. Hurt » reviewsHe felt nothing but pain when she threw that first punch. Not from the punch, but from the words she said. He left the village to try to find some sort of happiness. He was just starting to feel happy when he had to go back. Now he has a new happiness.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-12-12 - Published: 4-21-12 - Naruto U. & Ino Y.5. Never Speak of this againEveryone is afraid of something. What is Hidan afraid of? Well No one knows! Lets find out! (Oneshot) Rated T for Hidan's mouth!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Published: 11-24-12 - Hidan - Complete6. Who Gave Naruto Sugar? reviewsPoor Sasuke he was not expecting this when he came back to Konoha. Maybe he shouldn't have come back after all... (Oneshot)Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-12 - Naruto U. - Complete7. Liability » reviewsWhat happens when Tony and Clint find The Avengers movie? ironhawkAvengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-21-12 - Published: 9-25-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Iron Man/Tony S.8. Brock's Desicion reviews"Do you love me? "Ash asked his face covered with a huge blush. I slowly leaned forward and captured his lips. "Does that answer your question?" I said before smirking. ONESHOT!Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-12 - Brock/Takeshi & Ash K./Satoshi - Complete9. Iruka's Reasons reviews"Iruka! I want a kid! And if you won't let me, you're sleeping on the couch until you agree with me." Oneshot. In collab with InoSaysHi. Seme Iruka Uke KakashiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-12 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete10. Iruka's Inner Pervert reviews"Oh!" Iruka clapped his hands delightedly. "You see kids, it's time to learn about the wonderful pleasure of se—" "NO!" Kakashi leapt forward and clamped a hand over Iruka's mouth. "They are not old enough, Iruka!"Collab with InoSaysHi Iruka/UkeKakashiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-12 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete11. Godzilla vs Naruto reviewsThere was a loud blood curling shriek of "MONSTER!" When only the unthinkable happens will Naruto save his village? Or doom it forever? ONESHOT!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-14-12 - Naruto U. - Complete12. Angry Kyubi reviewsSasuke didnt want to go there but he had to. But he did not expect to find out one little secret. I guess you do learn something everyday. ONESHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-12 - Naruto U. - Complete13. Killer Corn Dogs reviewsIt was a normal day in the Leaf village. Untill they came. Will the Konaha make it out alive? Read and find! Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-12 - Complete14. The Worst Nightmare » reviewsWhen Ash gets amnesia, Team Rocket finally get what they want: Pokemon. Can Misty and Brock save the day?Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-4-12 - Published: 10-1-11 - Complete
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