Salutations peoples. I have no stories yet but I'm writing one now. I am NOT a fangirl but I do love to poke fun at characters... *evil grin* And yeah some of my favorite stories may be kind of stupid but I find them stupidly funny. Hey, I'm only 15 and nobody said girls HAVE to be mature. ;D One of my most favorite singers is Bruno Mars. He wears makeup though...what a fag. (Haha jk.) I also really like Taylor Swift, Tim McGraw, Katy Perry (depending on the song :P ), The Band Perry, and others. Horses come first though, I'm nuts, my room is covered in horse junk. XD I myself like to sing and I'm ok. I have a nice voice and I can hit some notes ok but I could use some lessons. XD That's kind of all I can think about me for now...

So anyways, stay tuned. :)

~Authoress Kiki

My Dictionary (i.e. words I have made up)

Craughing: noun-crying and laughing at the same time

Hilariousism: noun/adj.- something hilarious I guess...

Warg: expletive-I think it's some sort of creature from LotR but I made it a sort of yell, like 'waaaarrrrgggg!' like when you yell' auuuugggghhh!'

A copy-and-paste section I got from Chibi Muffin!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

More copy-and-paste but this time from The Phantom Dragon!

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this and add to your profile.

If you think Justin Beiber is a creep,copy and add this to your profile.

95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"

Wow, this one is cool.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

The Insanity Test ( I've x-ed the ones that apply to me)

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

X You have run into a glass/screen door.

X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (it was going slow though...)

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

X You have run into a tree/bush.

X You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6/6

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

X You just tried to lick your elbow.

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (OMG NO WAY!)

X You just sang them to make sure. (...)

X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

X You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6/6

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire.

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

X You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3/5

X You have fallen asleep in class.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

X People often shake their heads and walk away from you

You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 4/5

X You use your fingers to do simple math.

X You have eaten a bug accidentally...

XXX You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 8/5 (Haha I always come here when I should be doing something else. XD )

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

X The word "um" is used frequently.

X You don't know what "um" means. (it means something?)

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 7/9

GRAND TOTAL: 34

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

wOOt wOOt!!! I'm 89% crazy!!! Whooohoooo!