Salutations peoples. I have no stories yet but I'm writing one now. I am NOT a fangirl but I do love to poke fun at characters... *evil grin* And yeah some of my favorite stories may be kind of stupid but I find them stupidly funny. Hey, I'm only 15 and nobody said girls HAVE to be mature. ;D One of my most favorite singers is Bruno Mars. He wears makeup though...what a fag. (Haha jk.) I also really like Taylor Swift, Tim McGraw, Katy Perry (depending on the song :P ), The Band Perry, and others. Horses come first though, I'm nuts, my room is covered in horse junk. XD I myself like to sing and I'm ok. I have a nice voice and I can hit some notes ok but I could use some lessons. XD That's kind of all I can think about me for now...
So anyways, stay tuned. :)
My Dictionary (i.e. words I have made up)
Craughing: noun-crying and laughing at the same time
Hilariousism: noun/adj.- something hilarious I guess...
Warg: expletive-I think it's some sort of creature from LotR but I made it a sort of yell, like 'waaaarrrrgggg!' like when you yell' auuuugggghhh!'
A copy-and-paste section I got from Chibi Muffin!
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
More copy-and-paste but this time from The Phantom Dragon!
95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this and add to your profile.
If you think Justin Beiber is a creep,copy and add this to your profile.
95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"
Wow, this one is cool.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
The Insanity Test ( I've x-ed the ones that apply to me)
X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have run into a glass/screen door.
X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (it was going slow though...)
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
X You have been called a blond.
X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
X You just tried to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (OMG NO WAY!)
X You just sang them to make sure. (...)
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling
X You have fallen asleep in class.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
X People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
X You use your fingers to do simple math.
X You have eaten a bug accidentally...
XXX You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 8/5 (Haha I always come here when I should be doing something else. XD )
You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
X The word "um" is used frequently.
X You don't know what "um" means. (it means something?)
X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
GRAND TOTAL: 34
Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100
wOOt wOOt!!! I'm 89% crazy!!! Whooohoooo!
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