Author has written 8 stories for Rio.
Who Am I?
My name is ALEX
My Favourite Movie?
Look at the picture. It's RIO: The Movie
1.) For the record... I want you to know... Rocks aren't people.
2.) Hey dude, what's your name? naaaaaaame. I am Alex, that is Tucker, thats Bitch Pants Mc Crabby.
3.) No way dude, I'm not wiggling your dongle.
4.) Sixteen days? Thats almost two weeks.
5.) I only eat foods that begin with vowels.
6.) Time isn't made out of lines... It is made out of circles... That is why clocks are round.
7.) T.O.S.E.R.S Get down on the F*ing ground.
~Master Chief from Arby n The Chief
8.) Your tost has been BURNED. And no ammount of scraping will remove the black part.
9.) BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!
10.) A great love, is alot like a good memory. When it's there and you know it's there, it can be all that you think about. And you can focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient... And you hold still... Well, maybe... Just maybe... It'll come to you.
Where Am I?
Im in California which is in the U.S.A.
What Do I Do?
I work in a public restroom and clean urinals. Lol, jk.
What Do I Do For Fun?
I'm in a band called The Friend Killers. I also make C.G.I Videos like Red Vs Blue. I do more stuff but im getting tired of this subject.
Why Am I Writing This?
Because I see everyone else with a bio or something on their profile page and I didnt want to be the ONE person who didn't have something like this on the profile page.
Why Are You Still Reading This?
No one knows but you should click the X button on your browsers window, Turn off the computer, and throw it out the window. Or my personal favourite... Shoot it then throw it out of an airplane. :P.
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