Universal Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING of what my fanfics are based off of. Except OCs to some degree, but don't sue me! All you'll get is an paper with my autograph on it! Even though my math teacher said my handwriting is like that of a doctors...

Hey guys. I'm not going to give out my real name, so let's just call me Charlie. I'm not exactly in the best of shape, but I've got a plan; slim down, then promptly bulk up on muscles when I'm all skinny and have energy. Then I'll be scaling obstacle courses with ease and ladies get ready for your knight in shining armor! Ha ha just kidding! I was born in Ohio but raised in Texas. Make fun of my state and we have a problem. Turns out we DON'T have the lowest test scores in the country.

Personality: Southern with slightly redneckish traits. And when I say redneck traits it's that I'm a guy and can recite the Star-Spangled Banner with my eyes closed.

Stuff I know:

The Lord said, "Let there be light." With that Chuck Norris flipped the switch.

Fear of tight quarters is claustrophobia. Fear of Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is logic.

Got a problem with America? Stay in your Third World country and live in a shack while we lead the world.

Plan: Get into a Production and Analysis Company of an intelligence battalion. But I have '1-1 Marines' as my pen name out of respect for the men of the 1st Battalion, 1st Marines. Maybe I'll work in their Headquarters and Service Companys (H&S), but I hope to be working intel. Mainly because I have an uncanny way of recalling things.

It is the serviceperson, not the minister,

Who has given us freedom of religion.

It is the serviceperson, not the reporter,

Who has given us freedom of press.

It is the serviceperson, not the poet,

Who has given us freedom of speech.

It is the serviceperson, not the organizer,

Who has given us the right to protest.

It is the serviceperson,

Who salutes the flag,

And whose coffin is draped by the flag,

Who allows the protestor to burn the flag.

Repost that if you truly believe in the sacrifices the military makes every single second.

WARNING: There may or may not be UNCENSORED profanity in the following lines.

"Colonel, they're shooting at us! Colonel, they're shooting at us!"

"Well shoot back!"

Colonel Danny R. McKnight and Sergeant Dominick Pilla, 75th Ranger Regiment, Black Hawk Down

Reason for quote/saying: People who fire at you with a .50 cal aren't exactly friendly.

"I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force!"

Captain Frank Ramsey, Commanding Officer of the USS Alabama (SSBN-731), Crimson Tide

Reason for quote/saying: This is the Alabama we're talking about. Not some weather predictor stuff.

"Yossarian. That's the name we gave him."

"He don't look like no A-rab monkey to me."

Corporal Marla Kennedy and Corporal Charlie Jones, United States Army Civil Affairs, Sunrise Over Fallujah

Reason for quote/saying: Yossarian does sound Middle Eastern in origin...

"I was just following orders! This is Burks project, he's the one you want!"

"Then I'll consider you an appetizer."

Doctor Ted Bellamy and Sergeant James Heller, Gentek Corporation and United States Marine Corps, Prototype 2

Reason for quote/saying: Dude, you were GENTEK. Prototypes consider all those juicy science brains delicacies.

"We've got one good UMP. They've got a thousand."

Captain John "Soap" MacTavish, Ex-SAS and Task Force 141, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Reason for quote/saying: A good metaphor considering what Soap was up against.

"They really ought to shut down the system at night and password-protect the start-up."

"And that would slow you down how long exactly? Thirty seconds?"

Clone Commandos RC-1140 "Fixer" and RC-1207, Delta Squad, Arca Company, Zero Five Commando, Republic Special Operations Brigade, Republic Commando: True Colors

Reason for quote/saying: It shows Fixer is just that good.

"Which one of you is Dr. Trey Carson?"

"The doctor is out, motherfucker!"

Evolved Soldier and Sergeant James Heller, Alex Mercers Infected Army and United States Marine Corps, Prototype 2

Reason for quote/saying: Dr. Carson was already dead.

"Five years ago I lost thirty-thousand men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fucking watched! Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand."

General Hershel von Shepherd III, Commanding Officer of Task Force 141 and Shadow Company, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Reason for quote/saying: 30,000 KIAs has an effect on a man.

"When we hunt, we kill!"

"No one is safe!"

"Nothing is sacred!"

"We are Blackwatch!"

"We are the last line of defense!"

"We will burn our own to hold the Red Line!"

"It is the last line to ever hold!"

Creed of the 1st Biological Warfare Command, AKA "Blackwatch", Prototype

Reason for quote/saying: It shows the murderous dedication to prevent viral attacks on America; no one is sure why Prototype and Prototype 2 happened given thismalicious/bad ass motto that kinda shows their one goal in life.

"Brute ships! Staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us three-to-one!"

"Then it is an even fight. All cruisers, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!"

Sangheili Major and Shipmaster Rtas 'Vadum, Crewmember and CO of the Shadow of Intent

Reason for quote/saying: A guy's up against a numerically superior fleet and calmly orders his men to light 'em up. Actually works.

WARNING: My personal beliefs are here. If you don't like it, fuck off.

Abortion isn't about a woman's right to her body. Afteall, little girls get killed too but they don't get a say. And what is the unborn baby before birth, a giraffe or a human being?

All of our troops that have sacrificed themselves didn't die so murder could be condoned. More babies are aborted every year then all of Americas KIAs put together. If we let this happen, we aren't the land of the free and the home of the brave. It's the land of the murdered and the home of their murderers. Let's fix that and make this country right again.

REPOST THIS IF YOU KNOW ABORTION IS MURDER!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants them banned for everyone but the outlaws and men-in-black.

If a Republican knows what abortion is, he fights to end it. If a Democrat knows what abortion is, he still hides behind "women's rights" and makes everyone else pay for murder.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants meat outlawed for everyone except for those that it would be politically incorrect to enforce restrictions on.

If a Republican sees discrimination, he passes laws against hiring based on race. A Democrat will install a "quota" system mandating hiring based on race for businesses-what better what to end discrimination then by requiring it to exist in the workplace?

If a Republican sees a foreign threat, he defeats it. A Democrat appeases the enmy.

If a Republic is a minority, he'll see himself as independently successful. His Democratic counterparts still claim to be victims in need of government protection and welfare checks.

If a Republican woman doesn't want to be a mother, she doesn't have sex. Female Democrats have sex anyway on birth control pills and murder their unborn children should pregnancies occur-all courtesy of you the taxpayer!

A Republican will defend Israel and support its existence as a role model for the Middle East. A Democrat placates the Jihadists that want to wipe out the only true republic in the region.

If a Republican is gay, he enjoys his life and respects the Boy Scouts First Amendment rights. A homosexual Democrat demands the Supreme Court force the Boy Scouts to admit him.

If a Republican is concerned about oil dependence, he allows for private investment in alternative energy sources. A Democrat spends tax dollars on bound-to-fail pet projects like Solyndra and appeases the terrorists in charge of the Middle East.

A Republican knows you need to read a bill before passing it to know what it's about. A Democrat believes you have to pass his two-thousand page sleeping pills to find out.

A Republican Congress can (and has in the past) passed a budget. A Democratic Congress passes the buck.

A Republican will criticize those in his own party who decides to screw up while in the GOP. A Democrat blames Bush for everything.

A Republican believes that eminent domain should be limited to public works projects and anyone who has the misfortune of having their property confiscated by said measures should be compensated. A Democrat gives eminent domain powers to special interest groups that'll pay taxes for his pet projects or those who support him.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he gets his help from private charities and gets back to work ASAP. A Democrat loafs around on welfare.

If a Republican wants to help the poor, he donates his own time and money while allowing businesses to create more employment, thus reducing the number of jobless Americans. A Democrat points out the Food Stamp office to the poor and conveniently doesn't actually do anything but sign welfare checks every week.

If a Republican doesn't believe in God, he doesn't go to church. Democratic atheists demand all mention of God be silenced because it "offends" them.

If a Republican is an immigrant, he respects our immigration laws and comes here legally. A Democrat calls them racist and comes illegally.

If a Republican doesn't like a corporate CEOs beliefs (Steve Jobs), he either doesn't do business with their companies or buys their products but ignores their opinions. A Democrat demands all those he disagree with (Dan Cathy) have their companies shut down unless they change for him.

If a Republican doesn't like a law, he suggests it be changed but follows it regardless through gritted teeth at worst. A Democrat just assumes it's a suggestion and sues when he gets arrested.

A Republican wants parents to be able to use their tax dollars to send their kids to the best school available, thereby holding the education system accountable. A Democrat demands they send them to public schools-kids are taught by corrupt sloths that vote for the Democrats, it doesn't need any God damn accountability!

If a Republican is a Muslim, he knows what the Taliban and Al-Qaeda are doing is bad and supports the War on Terror and those who fight it. His Democratic counterpart will condemn anti-terrorist efforts because they offend him.

If a Republican is against a war, he still supports those who fight in it for protecting his freedoms. A Democrat will call returning troops "baby-killers" even though he sanctions abortions himself.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Democrat has those he don't like shut down by the FCC.

If a Republican is a woman, she strives to prove herself to be either as capable or better then her male counterparts and acknowledges there are problems for both genders that need to be addressed equally. Democratic feminists demand they be let in under quotas and America focus on their "issues" alone.

When a Republican sees the American Flag, his heart swells with pride. A Democrat feels shame and demands it be taken down.

OCS (Don't have too many):

Bridget Steele

Age: 18 (Broken by her own)

Species: Dog (100% Alaskan Malamute)

Looks: Black fur with a white undercoat (she is just like her father in that regard). Cold, normally completely unemotional ice-blue eyes.

Biography: Never a spoiled brat, Bridgets mother died in childbirth. This was only the first of her misfortunes. Answering the call of duty first, her father largely left Bridget to be raised by her grandparents. Burying his grief with work, whenever he was in her life Bridget found herself constantly physically and mentally prepared for the dangers of the world. Losing her innocence well before puberty, Bridget became one of the strongest and smartest of all of Nome-at a high price.

Personality: Largely malicious like Steele, Bridget is desperate to please her father and frequently fails to hesitate to "cross the line" regarding morals. Cruel and largely due to her upbringing Bridget is also known to bully those below her, particularly Aleu due to the animosity between their fathers. She will pull every string she can find to take most if not all of the credit for a victory-and quickly point at others whenever Bridgets plans fails to succeed.

Official File:

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