Hello there, Internet creeper.

I'm Lydia, 15. I REFUSE TO BLINK OUT WITH THE COMING OF THE FAYZ!!!

I used to be xxxVersaVulturexxx but don't you agree that it's such a mouthful? My current username is Lidea Stranger, lookis like an epic fail at spelling- in truth, it is- but I thought it looked quite cool so I decided to use it anyway. Nuttin' wrong with that. *Looks around shiftily.*

Anyway, I like to write. Feel free to read and review. (This translates to: 'I am a desperate nobody who is BEGGING you to review her work.' But, tryna be cool y'all.)

Copy & Pastes 'Cuz I'm So Pathetic

If you would be a proud freak in the FAYZ put this in your profile.

If you feel sorry for Orc put this in your profile.

If you love GONE and can't live without it put this in your profile.

99.9% percent of teenage girls would cry if Edward or Jacob would fall off a 3 story building, re post if your that 0.1% that would take a chair, get popcorn and sit back laughing with Drake Merwin.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE maths UNITE! If you suck at maths and think anyone who likes maths is weird copy and paste the to your profile

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door, post this on your profile.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this is your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading, and writing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still need the alphabet to remember the letters' order, copy this to yout profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in

This has no meaning whatsoever, just copy and paste it into your profile.

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.

If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.