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Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kingdom Hearts. Percy's outfit for the truth of who I am really. http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=assassin%27screedconnorcostume&start=126&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1R2ADRA_enCA402&biw=1280&bih=856&tbm=isch&tbnid=dE5y2-YNCPDpaM:&imgrefurl=http://observerzparadise.com/2012/03/video-game-reviews/assassins-creed-iii-trailer/&docid=3DksBT-ZPWjzzM&imgurl=http://observerzparadise.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/AC3_21.jpg&w=450&h=278&ei=mkjuT9LMDKjH6gHz_Zz3Ag&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=347&vpy=478&dur=547&hovh=176&hovw=286&tx=194&ty=92&sig=113367560307326306095&page=6&tbnh=158&tbnw=231&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:126,i:219 PJO quotes: "With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian "God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse "Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters "See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files "Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files "It's all right. We just had a family spat." "Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero Put this in your profile People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! STUPID PRODUCT LABELS: Repost if you thought this was hilarious ZEUS You like being in charge. 40% POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 90% HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 60% DEMETER You own a garden. 40% ARES You often start fights. 25% ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 60% APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 20% HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 40% HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 20% APHRODITE Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you. 0% HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 50% DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 0% I'm a daughter of Posiden and I like that.:) The Mark of Athena, the new book we all can't wait for. Heroes of Olympus must reunite to stop Gaea. Every body has a fatal flaw. Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Who is also the Heroine of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of Heroes and the Greek demigods. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The second book in the Hero's of Olympus Series Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of Beckendorf and Leo. Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf, trainer of the roman demigods Morpheus. The gods of dreams. He put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Aphrodite. Promised Percy a hard love life. Nothing lasts forever. Not Even the gods. Switched. The leaders of the two camp, Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter Percy: This is a PEN! Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me Child abuse... help stop it! Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you like me? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you want me? Percy: No Annabeth:Would you cry if I left? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you live for me? Percy: No Annabeth:Would you do anything for me? Percy: No Annabeth: Choose--me or your life Percy: My life Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded The Percy Jackson Pledge I promise to remember Percy Whenever im at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grovers sake of course I promise to remember Luke Whenever my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says " Free Pony Ride" I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is Uscared of heights I promise to remeber Clarisse Whenever I see someone who gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca When a sister scolds her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN! You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY! You say Bella, I say THALIA! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Jasper, I say LUKE! You say Alice, I say ANNABETH! You say Rosalie, I say SILENA! You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS! You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF! You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON! You say Esme, I say ZOE! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD! You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PJO Fans/ Normal people! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." PJO FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me! NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned. You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned. You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend. And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end. The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone, You shall find what you seek and make it your own, But despair for your life entombed within stone, And fail without friends, to fly home alone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains, One shall be lost in the land without rain, The bane of Olympus shows the trail, Campers and Hunters combined prevail, The titan's curse must one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise. You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand, The child of Athena's final stand. Destroy with the hero's last breath, And lose a love to worse than death. THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods, Shall reach sixteen against all odds. And see the world in endless sleep, The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap. A single choice shall end his days. Olympus to preserve or raze. THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call. To storm or fire, the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death. | |||||
1. My love where are you? » reviews2000 years ago Artemis met a friend. One who was different from others.What is the story behind this, you will find out soon...Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,804 - Reviews: 315 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 4-21-12 - Percy J. & Artemis2. The truth of who I am really » reviewsIs Percy really who he think he is? Did he ever know that the destiny of a kingdom lies in his hands.? Did he really know that he would be the greatest ruler of all? He hasasecret power that he doesn't even know about! If he finds out what it is the entire uniiverse may go into balance for it has broken. Will he make the right choices or will he die? Read to find out!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 6-23-12 - Percy J.3. The Three Brothers » reviewsThree brothers to be destined to save the world. Truth will come out, love will be discovered. Disaster shall happen. One will sacrifice to save all. The prophecy of the three begins. Who is it that will give up their life just to let the world be in peace for eternity? One's heart will be broken but who is it going to be this time? Want to find the answer then click on that buttonCrossover - Kingdom Hearts & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,196 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-18-13 - Published: 9-11-12 - Percy J.4. The Dragon rider improved version » reviewsYeah yea I know that the other one had mistakes and eveything but this one is more improved in grammer and other things.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-10-12 - Published: 7-25-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C.5. The Dragon Rider » reviewsPercy gets betrayed by camp, not because of his brother. He had no brother. Oercy Jackson was framed. Now the Gods seem to be losing control of something... This stroy is a Chaos story but used in a different way. Read,Review, and Fav!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 11-10-12 - Published: 3-27-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C.