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Hello. Thxs for all the alerts, reviews, and favorites. You guys rock and one of the bright spots in my life. I pretty much ship everything in Glee (except Werri :P). I love to write Dameron and Crackship fanfics. I'm a good girl, but I have a dark side (hence why I love to write character death and angsty stuff) My mom does not know I have this account and I want to keep it that way. I am in love with Damian McGinty (hes yummy admit it) and I have a dream to be an actress after college. Love you guys.
Family: Mom, Dad, Sister, and Dog
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, singing
Fav Movies: THE HUNGER GAMES!, Alice in Wonderland, Thor, The Help, Clue, Footloose, The Beaver, In Time
Fav TV Shows: Glee, Modern Family
Fav Books: Hunger Games Series, The Help, Thirteen Reasons Why, Jane, It's Kind Of A Funny Story, Beastly
Fav Youtubers: WHAT THE BUCK?!!!!, SHANE DAWSON, Smosh, Teens React, Key of Awesome
Fav Singers: Adele, Lady GaGa, Panic! At the Disco, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Nicki Minaj, Avril Lavingue, LMFAO, Kelly Clarkson, Twisted Sister, Paramore, Lana Del Ray HEY!
Fav Anime: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairings I Ship:
Roam (I call Rory/Sam Roam, SO WHAT! I am a rock star!)
Fun Facts About Little Old Me!
-I am a movie addict e) I watch the Golden Globes, SAG Awards, and Oscars every year, I cried when I learned Blockbuster went out of buisness, I have a movie watch list
- I take voice and violin lessons and have won 2 silver medals and a bronze in singing
- I am a Glee trator. Why? Because my favorite show is its arch enemy: Modern Family
- I get scared of the weirdest things. I have been scared of Jigsaw, Ghostface, Human Centipede, Freddy Krueger, Nina from Black Swan, Gru from Descicable Me, and The Mad Hatter from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland (the last one having gone from July of 2009 to Febuary of 2010)
- I have never had a boyfriend, meaning I have never been on a date or kissed
- I am a Finchel HATER!!!!!!!
- I have 5 close friends in real life (Joanne, Di, Lily, Katie, and John) and 3 on here (GirlInTheMirror121, TheGreatWritter, and PandaBear DC
- My favorite character on Glee is Kurt and has been since October of last year (when I started watching Glee)
- My favorite movie is Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, which is hilarious to me since I swore never to see it (because of my scaredness of the Mad Hatter.)
- When Im older I am moving to LA after college and starting a film career
- I have a sister (Nicole) who is obsessed with Basketball and The Simpsons
- I am sick of over auto-tuned pop music, hence why I am now going back to the good old days of the 80's, 90's, and some 2000's
If I think of more I will add them
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
9. Rory (couldn't resist;))
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Blaine/Puck ?! No I haven't. But seriously I want to ;)
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Quinn is... well as a straight girl honestly she is super smexy ;) Like a 9.5
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Tina got Finn preggers? I would scream with shock. Like a Saw or Nightmare on Elm Street scream.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, Dameron ones.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Pucktittany 4 the win! Although its Brittana all the way
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Artie/Rory or Artie/Mercedes? I'll take Arttcedes.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Rachel walked in on Tina and Brittany. Eeh. She would probably find Santana so she could kill Tina.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kurt and Finn? Probably.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Well, maybe Finn dumps Rachel AGAIN and Tina helps her ease through the pain. Title: Even Divas need a little Sympathy
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Britt/Artie/Quinn? i dont think they would but I will.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Finn. Probably Someone Like You about Quinn or Rachel. Or Santana ;)
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Kurt/Puck/Tina?! Warning: Disturbing yet guilty pleasure-ish.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Artie. Probably last month.
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Rachel and Kurt are in a happy relationship until Rory runs off with Quinn. Kurt, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Blaine and a brief unhappy affair with Tina, then follows the wise advice of Artie and finds true love with Santana.
What title would you give this fic?
The Messed up life of Kurt Hummel. Or Porcelian and Tweedle Fake-Boobs
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Uh...Finchel is canon
Glee Fanfic Challenge! (II)
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Mercedes/Kurt? Yeah I have.
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Im sorry Finn but not really.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
If Brittany got Santana pregnant. I would scream my head off with excitment
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yeah, It was the nerd not the bad boy was pretty good
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Tina and Rachel! Eew no.
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Quick for the win!
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Yeah not gonna happen
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Rachel and Brittany. Rachel finds Brittany sexy in her cheerios bikini and goes to Britt's house to tell her this. There she and Britt-Britt do the nasty in Britt's pool. (Oh now that's a good idea)
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Puck/Mercedes? Uh maybe I dont know
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ooh Im writing one about this on my other account. Its called Now All I See Is Your Pain, where Kurt finds out about Santana being a lesbian and tries to help her cope woth it.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Puck wnating to seduce Santana. Simply, a few cheesy pick ups here, a few bad ass remarks there, a little bit of grabbing a kissing. Soon enough, he's in her pants.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Tina/Artie? Well yeah probably.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?
About Mercedes. The song would probably be Diva by Beyonce. For obvious reasons.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Finn/Rachel/Britt-Britt? Warning: Alot of lesbian ness and awkward Finn
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Quinn on Kurt? Probably:Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
List your top twelve favorite Glee characters in no particular order:
Have you ever read a 5/11 fic before?
Kurt and Finn. Yeah I think so. Maybe before I got an account.
Do you think 3 is hot?
Uh not really.
What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?
Quinn getting blaine pregnant. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Do you remember any good fics about 9?
Yes I anwsered that question above.
Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Puck and Tina? No freaking way
4/8 or 4/5?
Kurtana all the way!
What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were in a relationship?
Puck finding out Mercedes and Karofsky were dating. AWK-WARD
Make a summary of at least twenty words for a 2/6 fic.
Tina and Brittany ok. Tina wants to know whats like to sleep with a girl and seduces Britt-Britt. Involves kinky, loud sex in the janitors closet. With Santana ;)
Has there been a 1/8 fluff?
Yeah probably. I dont read alot of fluff.
Are there any stories on your list about 11?
Nope. Not planning on it.
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
Blaine and Puck are in a happy relationship until Artie runs off with Puck. Blaine, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Finn and a brief unhappy affair with QUinn, then follows the wise advice of Kurt and finds true love with Tina.
Title/Warning for above fic?
5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
Kurt, Santana, Puck, Blaine, and Karofsky. are playing truth or dare. Kurt asks Puck and Puck says truth. Kurt asks who Puck loves and Puck after some prodding from Karofsky confessed their true loves with Santana. Santana does not share the same feeling and in fact is in a secret relationship with Karofsky. Puck is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Blaine, while Karofsky and Santana run into the sunset together. However, Kurt is secretly in love with Blaine and becomes so jealous of Puck, who after the comfort with Blaine, becomes in a relationship with Blaine, and so Kurt decides to murder Puck but, is stopped in time by the police officer Artie and is sent to prison, allowing Blaine and Puck to continue their relationship.
Title/Warning for above
If I wrote it it would probably be smut so Warning: Blaine and Puck sexy time and pshyco!Kurt
Suggest a title for a 1/11 Hurt/Comfort fic.
Blaine/Finn? Maybe another time
What kind of story line would you use if 1 wanted to seduce 2?
Blaine and Santana? Well first Blaine would get himself and Santana drunk, then do a little dirty danicng with her. Some kissing, some grabbing, and badda bing badda boom. Blaine wakes up to find a nekkid Santana.
Do any of your friends read 7/9?
Puck/Artie! Ah Hell No
If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?
Quinn probably either Pearl by Katy Perry or Revolver by Madonna
6, 3, 2, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 2 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 2 and plots to abduct 2 to keep 2 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 2 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 2 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.
Brittany, Karofsky, Tina, Santana, and Finn are at a bar when Karofsky makes a drunken confession that Tina is in love with Blaine. Brittany is secretly in love with Tina and plots to abduct Tina to keep him away from Blaine, but is stopped by Santana and Finn. However, Brittany is so crazed at this point that she needs constant watching to make sure she doesn't go after Tina again, and Santana and Finn volunteer to do this. As they work together, Santana and Finn develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Brittany escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Tina and Blaine from untimely deaths, Puck magically appears and vanquishes Brittany forever.
Title/Warnings for the above fic?
Warning: Brittany as a Psyco bitch Blaine/Tina sexytime ;)
How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?
Mercedes finding out about Kurt/Artie/Santana? "Ah Hell To The No!"
1 sees 5 naked. His/her reaction?
Uh isn't this what The First Times all about? Simple, Blaine gets naked and does the nasty with Kurt :)
Would 12 and 5 make a good couple?
Quinn and Kurt? Maybe if Kurt was straight. And Quinn wasnt such a bitch :\
What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?
Blaintana! Hot hot hot! Give them a box of condoms and let them do whatever they want!
3 kills 7, what does 3 say?
Karofsky kills Puck. Probably because he totally wants to tap that ;)
Suggest a title for an 8 and 9 fluff story
Mercedes/Artie. Call back after the beep...
What would be a good pick up line for 7 to use on 1?
"Let's see what else we can do with those ties of yours?"
3 finds 4 and 7 kissing. What would 3 do?
Karofsky finding Santana and Puck kissing? Happened before oh well.
You find 1 going through your closet. What would you do?
Give him a tie and a blazer so he looks like his old self.
RULES: (for iPod shuffle thing) (Stolen from talamack - check her out!!)
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
iPod Shuffle Game - Soundtrack To My Life (I will update this monthly so..yeah ENJOY!)
Opening Credits: When Your Gone- Avril Lavigne
Waking Up: If I Had You- Adam Lambert
First Day of School: You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift
Falling in Love: Love Like This- Natasha Bedingfield feat. Sean Kingston
Fight Song: The Legend of Zelda Rap- Smosh (HELL YA!)
Prom: Back to December- Taylor Swift
Life: Perfect- P!nk
Mental Breakdown: We're Not Gonna Take It- Twisted Sister
Driving: Get The Party Started- P!nk
Flashback: Blow- Ke$ha
Getting Back Together: Born This Way- Lady Gaga
Wedding: Last Name- Carrie Underwood
Birth of Child: Call Me Maybe- Carly Rae Jepsen
Final Battle: Half of my Heart- John Mayer feat. Taylor Swift
Death Scene: Circus- Britney Spears
End Credits: Check It Out- will.i.am and Nicki Minaj
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar (Funny, I heard some actor say that actors pretty much get paid for lying)
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend (former)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore (Im 15 and I used to have a huge crush on Johnny Depp. Now its more of a acting admiration)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one”
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life (Does this site count as social media?)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF BOYS who are FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe (Why am I admitting this to you after that creepy guy on here asked me out?)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (my old best friend was bi, hence the bold)
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (Actually for me thats true)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Its called a personal fucking truth)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (Yeah, Ive heard that one before. Constantly)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR (not always, i swear around my friends and you guys but not my Family)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Again, heard that one before)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister (About 70 percent of my class is this)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy (But I AM crazy)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo (Whoever made that one up didnt know about fanfiction)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED (I believe in god, but Im against homophobes and I dont read the bible. Does that count?)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK (Funny thing, Im wearing black nail polish as I type this)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Love games, kind of like anime and comics)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (she used to b a cutter.)
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut
I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention
I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up
I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish
I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian
I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with
I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian
I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly
I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider
I LOVE country music so I MUST be a redneck hillbilly (Sometimes. I like Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert but thats pretty much it)
If you are against child abuse please post this poem to your profile
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
my daddy so mad?
I wish i were better
I wish i weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy's back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And run for the door.
He already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" , I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three
Tonight my daddy
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!!
Mark the ones you like.
1. The Beatles.
52. Miranda Lambert.
53. Gavin DeGraw.
54. Hannah Montana.
55. Further Seems Forever.
182. Justin Bieber (HELL NO!)
This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
I'm an idiot :P
Try this, it's quite intertaining
If someone asks "Is this okay" you say?
Blazin'- Nicki Minaj feat Kayne West
What would best describe your personality?
What do you like in a guy/girl?
How do you feel today?
What's your life's purpose?
What is your motto?
What do your friends think of you?
What do you think about very often?
What do you think of your best friend(s)?
What do you think of the person you like?
What is your life story?
What do your parents think of you?
What will you dance to at your wedding?
What will they play at your funeral?
What do you think of your friends?
What's the worst thing that could happen?
How will you die?
What is one thing you regret?
What makes you laugh?
What makes you cry?
Will you ever get married?
What scares you the most?
Does anyone like you?
If you could go back in time, what would you change?
The next song will be your subject?
Speak Now- Taylor Swift
Finally taking the: REVIEW PLEDGE//
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I felt like making another Ipod shuffle so deal with it! Im bored and my Ipods almost dead and I have a ton of freaking awesome songs! SO lets get started
If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be?
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: E.T- Katy Perry
Waking Up: Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)- Lady Gaga
First Day At School: Wild Ones- Flo Rida feat. Sia
Falling In Love: Dynamite- Taio Cruz
Fight Song: Loca People- Sak Noel
Breaking Up: Bangarang- Skrillex feat. Sirah
Prom night: 5 0' Clock- T-Pain feat. Wiz Khalifia and Lily Allen
Life: You Can't Always Get What You Want- Glee
Mental Breakdown: We R Who We R- Ke$ha
Driving: Heart-Shaped Box- Nirvana
Flashback: Jump- Glee
Getting back together: Dog Days Are Over- Florence and the Machine
Wedding: Everytime We Touch- Cascada
Birth of Child: Got Dynamite- Demi Lovato
Final Battle: Follow Me Down- 3Oh!3 feat. Neon Hitch
Funeral Song: Happy Pills- Norah Jones
Final Credits: Teenage Dream- Katy Perry
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