I, Meatbun Attack, have created a new religion. The chocolate-god religion. No one appriciates chocolate enough, so I've created this religon to thank the god of goodness. Do you want to join my religion? Then post this on your profile and swear that you will sometimes say this prayer after you've eanten chocolate!

"Thank you for sharing your godly taste to a small being like me. May your good children come back to your being through us humans when we eat them. May you send new children back to earth so that it will be an endless cycle of life and taste. Chocolate."

The shortened version, if you happen to be in a hurry, goes like this:

"Thank you, and may the endless cycle of goodness continue. Chocolate."

See, not that bad. The only downside is that if other people who doesn't know you hear you pray, they'll think you're crazy! I hope you want to join my religion to worship the chocolate-god! May all chocolate-god-believers unite!

Oh, and here is a little something to all of you who think you're downright pure in heart and actions. These are all my own thoughts, no internet searching or discussion with friends.

"What? You didn't know? Everyone is a sadist! You're obviously still in the denial stage, aren't you? You clearly don't understand which kind of denial I mean since you're denying it. I'm saying that you're denying that you're a slight sadist yourself.

Oh, but that's where you're wrong dear. Like I said before, everyone is a sadist whether they like it or not. I'm just one of those who have accepted it but not going full out as to do anything stupid like some does. Barry the chopper is one of them, he killed countless people, no? He accepted his sadism and took pleasure in satisfying it to the fullest. I just like to imagine doing things to people without making my thoughts into actions.

Say, how many times have you ever wondered something like this when you're holding a sharp object behind someone's back? 'What would happen if I stuck this through they're back right now?' Of course you've thought like that, who haven't?

Most people just shake away the thought just after thinking it and become slightly disgusted with themselves that they were even thinking like that. But a very few, those who have a mental issues, makes those thoughts into actions and actually do what their sadistic mind whispers to them. Barry the chopper is one of those persons.

But there are also a few who listen to the sadistic side to a small degree and come up with theories on how it would be without really preforming it, sometimes they draw pictures and write theories on how they would feel if they did those things that they thought about. I'm one of those persons. But if I think about it too much, I might go out of control and actually do it at some point in my life so I wouldn't recommend to go to that stage.

There are also those who know that they have a sadistic side to them and accept it, but still shove those thoughts to the depths of their mind but don't become disgusted for thinking like they do. And there are those who are in denial, those like you, that completely ignore the whispers the sadistic side give you and become disgusted by the mere thought of ever doing such things or hearing about those kind of thoughts from another person.

Did you know that my sadistic side has driven away bullies in the past when I spoke my thoughts and theories to them? It can actually be pretty useful to just accept that you're a sadist somewhere in your mind. Who knows, maybe it can help you some day? It's perfectly normal to think like I do, so don't accuse me of being 'heartless' or 'crazy' for thinking about those things. All humans have been like this and always will be, no one can be pure in their mind or actions, it's impossible."

(My character from '12 again?' say these things in the birthday chapter)

A little about myself:

Name in real life: ...Why would i tell you?

Age: teenager

Gender: Girl

Country: Sweeden

Hair: light brown that goes down to the middle of my back

Eyes: very blue

Likes: CHOCOLATE!!!!! And Anime, Manga, Cosplay, Music, singing, reading, writing, baking, people who are random. XD

Dislikes: Skirts... -_- And every little insect that flies. (Yes, even the ladybirds... -_- They're buzzing...)

Favorite author: Stephenie Meyer

Favorite book: The Host

Favorite game: every kind of pokemon

Facorite smiley: (They have removed it... T-T)

Favorite colour: Red/Blue

Dream job: Singer, chef, baker, author

Siblings: Two brothers, one sister

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
Bang! Boom!
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

YAY! Love the karin song!

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (It hoits! T_T)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

I can say I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!! AND IF YOU AGREE OR HAVE BEEN FORCED THROUGH A MAKEOVER COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to go to the Naruto-world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in different dimentions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you belive the impossible can be possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be living inside a fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that chocolate is the god of goodness, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you start to think of something that could happen and start laughing, and people around you turn and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song that you have stuck in your head, if you're crazy like me, copy and past this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara!!)

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

If you love FullMetal Alchemist like I do, put this on your profile!!

ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN
/_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara =)

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish the whole Akatsuki did not die, copy and paste.

Retreating? Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...) or Bat (That actually makes sense)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No shit, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is one!)

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Anybody else who hate the twilight movies? I do

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

If your still reading this then copy and paste this onto your profile

You Say: Pink

I Say: Black

You Say: Edward Cullen

I say: Edward Elric can kick his sparkly ass!

You Say: You're weird.

I Say: Thank you.

You Say: Go die in a hole!

I say: I have no life to lose.

Copy & Paste it if you agree!

If you cry, I cry...
If you laugh, I laugh...
If you fight, I fight...
If you jump off a cliff...
I'm going to miss your retarded @$$..

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

When the President does it, that means it's not illegal.

When you have nothing to say, say nothing.

Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing.

People are like crayons. It's not the color they are, but the picture they draw.

My friend once said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I threw a dictionary at her.

People who say "Nothing is impossible!" haven't tried licking their elbow.

While dragging me out the door, my friend once said, "Life is full of flavor, and it's tasting time! Let's go!" I replied, "Fun and adventure better taste like chocolate."

Friends will visit you in jail, good friends will bail you out, but BEST friends will be sitting next to you saying, “Dang! We messed up... Let’s do it again!”

Someone who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everyone wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion; it's just that yours is stupid.

He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.

We know the speed of light; but what is the speed of dark?

Because it's funny, isn't it; you start screaming in a library and everyone just stares at you, but you do the same thing on a plane and everybody joins in.

A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the pouring rain, a BEST friend will take yours and yell: "RUN BITCH RUN!"

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

DODGE THE FLYING ANCHOR!! -IceCrystal7

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil. -GoldFox -

"Your reign of terror is over. Mine is just begun." -House

"Chocolate is the god of goodness, and you better believe it!" -Meatbun attack ;)

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) DONT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DON'T BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) DONT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) I'M NOT MAD WHEN I'M SAYING THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) DON'T GET ANGRY (L0OK AT #10)
14) I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies and yaoi/yuri)

(/)_(/)
(='.'=) BUNNY!
(")_(")

If you're weird and proud of it, post either of these cute rabbits on your profile page! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

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A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir. When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Repost (or put on your page) if you HATE racism...

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA) Meatbun Attack (Sweeden)

You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. (and don't they know it)
You accidentally call everyone by the characters' names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

IDIOTS, RETARDS, AND MORONS:

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

(nOw ReAd ThE tHiRd WoRd In EaCh SaYiNg! iN oRdEr!)

FMA Oath-
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I clap
And I promise to remember Alphonse
Whenever I see a stray kitten
I promise to never bring anyone back from the dead
And I promise to remember Winry
When my hand clutches a wrench
Yes, I promise to love Fullmetal Alchemist
Wherever I may go

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!!

Copy and paste this on your profile to help Itachi rule Akatsuki.

TRY TO READ THIS:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!Cool Huh?

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(X) You have run into a glass/screen door.
(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
() You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(X) You just tried to sing them.
(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(X) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(X) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(X) People have called you slow.
() You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling.
() You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.
() You have eaten a bug.
(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
(X) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
() You break a lot of things.
(X) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before
(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

(OMC! I have 25!? I'm stupid?! YAY!!! )