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Author has written 3 stories for ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
I, Meatbun Attack, have created a new religion. The chocolate-god religion. No one appriciates chocolate enough, so I've created this religon to thank the god of goodness. Do you want to join my religion? Then post this on your profile and swear that you will sometimes say this prayer after you've eanten chocolate!
"Thank you for sharing your godly taste to a small being like me. May your good children come back to your being through us humans when we eat them. May you send new children back to earth so that it will be an endless cycle of life and taste. Chocolate."
The shortened version, if you happen to be in a hurry, goes like this:
"Thank you, and may the endless cycle of goodness continue. Chocolate."
See, not that bad. The only downside is that if other people who doesn't know you hear you pray, they'll think you're crazy! I hope you want to join my religion to worship the chocolate-god! May all chocolate-god-believers unite!
Oh, and here is a little something to all of you who think you're downright pure in heart and actions. These are all my own thoughts, no internet searching or discussion with friends.
"What? You didn't know? Everyone is a sadist! You're obviously still in the denial stage, aren't you? You clearly don't understand which kind of denial I mean since you're denying it. I'm saying that you're denying that you're a slight sadist yourself.
Oh, but that's where you're wrong dear. Like I said before, everyone is a sadist whether they like it or not. I'm just one of those who have accepted it but not going full out as to do anything stupid like some does. Barry the chopper is one of them, he killed countless people, no? He accepted his sadism and took pleasure in satisfying it to the fullest. I just like to imagine doing things to people without making my thoughts into actions.
Say, how many times have you ever wondered something like this when you're holding a sharp object behind someone's back? 'What would happen if I stuck this through they're back right now?' Of course you've thought like that, who haven't?
Most people just shake away the thought just after thinking it and become slightly disgusted with themselves that they were even thinking like that. But a very few, those who have a mental issues, makes those thoughts into actions and actually do what their sadistic mind whispers to them. Barry the chopper is one of those persons.
But there are also a few who listen to the sadistic side to a small degree and come up with theories on how it would be without really preforming it, sometimes they draw pictures and write theories on how they would feel if they did those things that they thought about. I'm one of those persons. But if I think about it too much, I might go out of control and actually do it at some point in my life so I wouldn't recommend to go to that stage.
There are also those who know that they have a sadistic side to them and accept it, but still shove those thoughts to the depths of their mind but don't become disgusted for thinking like they do. And there are those who are in denial, those like you, that completely ignore the whispers the sadistic side give you and become disgusted by the mere thought of ever doing such things or hearing about those kind of thoughts from another person.
Did you know that my sadistic side has driven away bullies in the past when I spoke my thoughts and theories to them? It can actually be pretty useful to just accept that you're a sadist somewhere in your mind. Who knows, maybe it can help you some day? It's perfectly normal to think like I do, so don't accuse me of being 'heartless' or 'crazy' for thinking about those things. All humans have been like this and always will be, no one can be pure in their mind or actions, it's impossible."
(My character from '12 again?' say these things in the birthday chapter)
A little about myself:
Name in real life: ...Why would i tell you?
Hair: light brown that goes down to the middle of my back
Eyes: very blue
Likes: CHOCOLATE!!!!! And Anime, Manga, Cosplay, Music, singing, reading, writing, baking, people who are random. XD
Dislikes: Skirts... -_- And every little insect that flies. (Yes, even the ladybirds... -_- They're buzzing...)
Favorite author: Stephenie Meyer
Favorite book: The Host
Favorite game: every kind of pokemon
Facorite smiley: (They have removed it... T-T)
Favorite colour: Red/Blue
Dream job: Singer, chef, baker, author
Siblings: Two brothers, one sister
Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
YAY! Love the karin song!
Put this on your
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (It hoits! T_T)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
I can say I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!! AND IF YOU AGREE OR HAVE BEEN FORCED THROUGH A MAKEOVER COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to go to the Naruto-world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in different dimentions, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you belive the impossible can be possible, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to be living inside a fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that chocolate is the god of goodness, copy and paste this into your profile.
Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you start to think of something that could happen and start laughing, and people around you turn and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song that you have stuck in your head, if you're crazy like me, copy and past this into your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara!!)
If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!
If you love FullMetal Alchemist like I do, put this on your profile!!
ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN
If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you wish the whole Akatsuki did not die, copy and paste.
Retreating? Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
Naruto Name Meanings:
Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)
Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)
Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)
Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)
Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)
Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)
Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)
Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...) or Bat (That actually makes sense)
Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)
Hidan- Bandit gang (No shit, Sherlock.)
Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain
Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)
Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)
Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is one!)
Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)
Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)
Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)
Anybody else who hate the twilight movies? I do
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
If your still reading this then copy and paste this onto your profile
You Say: Pink
I Say: Black
You Say: Edward Cullen
I say: Edward Elric can kick his sparkly ass!
You Say: You're weird.
I Say: Thank you.
You Say: Go die in a hole!
I say: I have no life to lose.
Copy & Paste it if you agree!
If you cry, I cry...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
When the President does it, that means it's not illegal.
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing.
People are like crayons. It's not the color they are, but the picture they draw.
My friend once said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I threw a dictionary at her.
People who say "Nothing is impossible!" haven't tried licking their elbow.
While dragging me out the door, my friend once said, "Life is full of flavor, and it's tasting time! Let's go!" I replied, "Fun and adventure better taste like chocolate."
Friends will visit you in jail, good friends will bail you out, but BEST friends will be sitting next to you saying, “Dang! We messed up... Let’s do it again!”
Someone who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Everyone wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Everyone is entitled to an opinion; it's just that yours is stupid.
He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.
We know the speed of light; but what is the speed of dark?
Because it's funny, isn't it; you start screaming in a library and everyone just stares at you, but you do the same thing on a plane and everybody joins in.
A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the pouring rain, a BEST friend will take yours and yell: "RUN BITCH RUN!"
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
DODGE THE FLYING ANCHOR!! -IceCrystal7
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil. -GoldFox -
"Your reign of terror is over. Mine is just begun." -House
"Chocolate is the god of goodness, and you better believe it!" -Meatbun attack ;)
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies and yaoi/yuri)
If you're weird and proud of it, post either of these cute rabbits on your profile page! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!
A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA) Meatbun Attack (Sweeden)
You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):
IDIOTS, RETARDS, AND MORONS:
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
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this is seconds cat
(nOw ReAd ThE tHiRd WoRd In EaCh SaYiNg! iN oRdEr!)
Copy and paste this on your profile to help Itachi rule Akatsuki.
TRY TO READ THIS:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(OMC! I have 25!? I'm stupid?! YAY!!! )
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