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Author has written 15 stories for Artemis Fowl, Avalon Web of Magic, Boxcar Children, Criminal Minds, Disney, Doctor Who, How to Train Your Dragon, and Rise of the Guardians. Hey Y'all! I love God! So don't bash Him around me! In fact, please refraine from bashing Him at all! He loves you! This is Ami, coming to you live from the Pubs Lab of her high school. Our editor just brought cookies, most of the staff is out hanging the newsletters around school, and I'm hoping our supervisor doesn't catch me on Fanfiction! You may be wondering what I am, religiously. Well, I'm not religious. I'm a messenger, and here's what being a messenger is all about. A long time ago (before your parents graduated) there was a man named Isaiah. One day, Isaiah had a vision - like a dream, but he was awake. In this vision, he saw GOD Himself! (cue shocked silence) Surrounding God were a bunch of angels. These angels had SIX wings! And you thought two was radical! On each angel, two of their wings covered their face, two covered their feet, and the last two were used for what wings are normally thought to be used for - flying. Anyway, these super amazing angels were singing some beautiful songs of praise to God. And when I say beautiful, I mean beautiful. Anyway, Isaiah, like you or me might do, started freaking out. Basically, in a nutshell, what he said was, "Oh no! I'm not fit to see God face to face! I mean, I'm a human! Humans are always putting each other down, dissing each other, being rude, calling each other names, lying, and stuff like that! Our lips are morally filthy! Even the best of us has said something mean! And now I'm in front of GOD! I'm in for it now!" Anyway, one of the angels grabs a hot coal from off the altar to God, and flies over to our guy Isaiah. After touching Isaiah's lips with this hot coal, the angel says, "Look! I just touched your lips with a hot coal from the alter. Now your guilt and disobedience to God is gone!" God starts talking. "Who will I send to be my messenger?" Cue Isaiah screaming excitedly, "HERE AM I, LORD! SEND ME!" Fast forward to a looooong time afterwards. A guy, dying one of THE most painful deaths in history. This horrible, awful death was set aside just for the big baddies. This guy must have done something really bad. The problem? This guy? He hasn't done anything wrong. I mean, nothing. He never dissed or disobeyed his parents, loved his brothers and sisters, was uuber nice to everyone around him. He told people off when they did something bad, and he was always helping, cleaning, doctoring. So why was a nice guy like him dying a death like this? He chose it. See, he had friends he wanted to save. The only way was to die for them. These friends had done quite a bit of bad stuff, and the penalty was death. The problem was that these "friends" of his didn't even know what he was doing. As he died (a long death), they were laughing and pointing at him. Why would he die for such . . . jerks? He loved em. Every last one. Wanna know the name of this uuber nice guy, who was dying for his mean friends? Yeshua. Otherwise known as Jesus. Wanna know the names of the people he was dying for? Fill in your name here. You don't have to be a jerk. There are a few of Jesus' friends who realized what he was doing for them, and now they love him like crazy. You can always join them. You might say, who cares? This Jesus guy died. Hello. End of story. Yeah, he died. Didn't last very long, though. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! | |||||||
1. The Doctor's Apprentice » reviewsThe eleventh Doctor has never pulled a teenager along for the ride before. Maybe this one, with a sad life and an odd name, is not the best fit for the TARDIS. Or maybe he's just the right one for the job. MODERN AU, told in a unique style I made up myself! Cool, yeah? Teen for sad stuff.Crossover - Doctor Who & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-9-13 - Published: 2-9-13 - 11th Doctor & Hiccup2. Cold Hard Ground » reviewsWhen Astrid was a girl, she most enjoyed the story-telling aspects of festivals. She was used to hearing the stories of the mysterious spirit of winter. In fact, she harbored a belief in this odd spirit. But he's real! Teenaged Astrid can hardly believe it. But apparently, she's the only one in the village who can see him. So she must believe just enough . . . [Jastrid oneshots]Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-3-13 - Published: 3-6-13 - Astrid & Jack Frost3. Hiccup and the Starchasers » reviewsIn this sequel to "Hiccup's Mostly-Painless Guide to Training Children", Hiccup's troublesome trio of students and their dragons have accidentally uncovered stories and legends of the Starchasers, a supposedly mythical crazy tribe of Vikings who were obsessed with stars. But there may be some truth to the tales . . . and Hiccup is determined to uncover it.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-28-13 - Published: 2-17-13 - Hiccup4. BetterThe story of Camicazi, from first grade to twelfth grade. From when her daddy broke her arm to when she raced across the stage in her robes. Modern AU, One-shot. Rated T for domestic violence, romance, blah blah blah.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Published: 2-13-13 - Camicazi & Hiccup5. Trying To Swim reviewsSince the battle that changed Berk and its villagers forever, some have had to deal with their sacrifices more than others. Hiccup, in particular, has been struggling to relearn some of his old abilities. With only one flesh and bone leg, this is painful and difficult. Good thing he has Astrid and Toothless at his side! Although those two don't always get along . . . [A One-Shot]How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-13 - Hiccup & Astrid6. The Trouble With Hiccup reviewsAstrid knows Hiccup isn't TRYING to drive her crazy . . . but he just is! What's up with him? Why is he acting so . . . weird . . . lately! [Hiccstrid swag] [Oneshot]How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-12-13 - Astrid & Hiccup - Complete7. Hiccup's Mostly-Painless Guide to Training Children reviewsHiccup has done many a brave thing in his relatively few years of life. He's tamed the untamable dragon, killed the literal mama of all dragons, kissed the toughest tomboy in the village (multiple times), tried said tomboy's yaknog, and bested quite a few dastardly villains. However, Hiccup might not be up for his biggest challenge: teaching children to ride dragons.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-12-13 - Hiccup & Toothless - Complete8. Memories » reviewsArtemis struggles with memories he's managed to ignore for five years.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-9-13 - Published: 8-23-11 - Artemis F.9. The Little Merboy » reviewsI arch an eyebrow. "So you have heard of the story of the little mermaid, Ariel. But have you heard of Urchin." Smiling I add, "His story is mostly centered around hers. Unfortunately, his ending is not quite as happy. Then again, he's still writing it."Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-26-11 - Published: 11-15-1110. Enchanted » reviewsCindra, Susan, and Maggie are horrified. They have been forced to a ball - a ball welcoming visiting students of some stuffy-sounding school called St. Bartleby's. How will they EVER survive the evening?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-11 - Published: 10-2-11 - Artemis F.11. Artemis's Dreams » reviewsEveryone has strange dreams - that is, except for Artemis. So what happens when he finds himself on an old grey couch, sitting next to a strange person, watching Haven City TV? And when will these odd dreams end?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 9-27-11 - Artemis F.12. After Emily » reviewsThis takes place after DARK MAGE, as if FULL CIRCLE never existed. Adrienne and Kara deal with the loss of Emily and OzzieAvalon Web of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-29-11 - Published: 8-23-11 - Adriane C. & Kara D.13. Back to School reviewsWhat happens when Reid and Morgan are forced to represent the FBI at a high school career day? A one-shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-28-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete14. Between Mysteries reviewsYou have heard quite a bit about the four famous sleuths, but can you name their best friends? A series of one-shots about the four and their friends. Notta lotta romance.Boxcar Children - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-1115. Evol Rising » reviewsWith the help of one overly perky American teen, Artemis must save the world from a cheeky and evil centaur.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-24-11 - Published: 8-23-11 - Artemis F.
