Hello, I'm just an average writer (maybe) and I currently have one main project: AilW, anyways, here's a meme thingy cause I'm bored.

Use a random pokemon generator here: http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.

#275 – Shiftry (Aw yeah, nobody’s gonna mess with me now :D)

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.

#501 – Oshawatt (LOLWUT)

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.

#623 – Golurk (Well, I can have him do all the heavy lifting and I’ll do all the planning and we’ll make a spaceship!!!)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.

#86 – Seel (Well, considering Shiftry is my best friend and has a type advantage I think I’ll be safe)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.

#538 – Throh (0.o I will never look at life the same way again)

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.

#636 – Larvesta (I’m not even going to comment on this)

7. This Pokémon is your ex.

#425 – Drifloon (Well I guess Larvesta is a better gf)

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.

#200 – Misdreavus (Holy crap a ghost is out to get me!!!)

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.

#432 – Purugly (Well, better than some options I could have gotten, plus I’m a cat person…)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.

#568 – Trubbish (So that’s why I found it in the trash…)

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.

#456 – Finneon (Now I understand the reason for the squirming…)

12. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.

#214 – Heracross (Worse yet, it’s a fighting type 0.o)

13. This Pokémon died by your own hands.

#61 – Poliwhirl (How could I?! I’m a monster *sob* *sob*)

14. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.

#164 – Noctowl (I shall now be known as parry hotter…)

15. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.

#141 – Kabutops (Yeah! Ancient bedtime stories!)

16. This Pokémon is your loving pet.

#511 – Pansage (Seems legit to me.)

17. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.

#65 – Alakazam (How fitting, he has eating utensils in his hands.)

18. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.

#527 – Woobat (No homo, ah screw it… ALL OF THE HOMO!!!)

19. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.

#430 – Honchkrow (And then I adopted it, the end…)

Anyways, flah...