Author has written 6 stories for Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Lord of the Rings.
All righty- I'm fourteen, a freshman, and live somewhere around the western side of the lovely US. (where? I'm not telling you! That would just be weird... Like I wanted stalkers) love crossovers and original fanfiction; I'm a hopeless romantic. anything sweet and fluffy or sad and cute will have me jumping for joy. Recently I've given up on original pairings and cliches, so don't be surprised to find weird couples in my fics. I love interesting and exciting plots, who doesn't? But what gets me is that NO ONE updates. (well, except for the writer of long lost avian, LOVE her) I shouldn't be complaining, my own fics won't be updated regularly cause of school. Expect REALLY long breaks in between updates.(Darn those honors classes!) And now I have studying for the CSTs to worry about (which I technically shouldn't be doing, but what the heck. I gotta pass somehow.)
Favorite Books/TV shows/Movies/other things I may write about:
It's a long list, but here are a few-
Sherlock(BBC version and the one from Sir Doyle XD)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Twilight(even though I HATE the books and movies, they make good xover material)
Howl's Moving Castle*
Percy Jackson and The Olympians
The Beautiful Creatures Trilogy
The Hunger Games (Why Prim, WHY!)
And a bunch of others that I'm too lazy to type right now.
95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself; copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who would have a video camera and be yelling "JUMP!!" while laughing. 'ha ha!'
Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping Beauty let a lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast, Princess Jasmine chose a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love. Snow White dreamed a dream undreamed of. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your BIGGEST fears. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks pens off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it would be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101(or nearly did :D ).
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write: For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)
WARNING: Do not click on these links if you have a tendency to break things when you run out of patience. Just saying.
Not my problem if your mom's favorite antique vase is broken now.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
If 75 percent or more of the time you're on Fanfiction instead of studying for tests copy this onto your Profile and add your Name : Natalie668, Brea45, yamiyugi23, PaddyGurl, MischievousCuriosity
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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.
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If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
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If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, put this in your profile
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile
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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
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If you believe that fan clubs are the legal way to stalk someone, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.
You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I do this a lot).
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
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YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Go to your mom for advice.
Looks like I'm more girl than guy! (And proud of it!)
Promise to Remember
I promise to remember Harry,
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron,
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione,
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily,
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore,
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot, of course.
I promise to remember Moony,
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape,
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa,
When I'd do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks,
When someone is over-excited and proud of it.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Draco,
When someone is forced to action against their will.
I promise to remember Percy,
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful,
For Moody's sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid,
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville,
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders,
When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort (Tom Marvolo Riddle).
Take the most scientificever created.
Stop the Pairing Wars!
RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.
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