|Shi No Kitsune|
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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.
Result for the Sorting Hat Test You scored
48% Slytherin2% Ravenclaw49% Gryffindorand 1% Hufflepuff
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor or Slytherin!
You're a circle. You have no point. -unknown
Teacher : why are you late?
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"Somewhere in her brain, she knew it wasn't a good idea. But that somewhere didn't have broadband or a Blackberry, so everywhere else armed up and marched off to Idiocy."
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
"Sight is the most arrogant of our senses. It seeks information from the others only to validate its own conclusions, blind to all contrary opinions. Not unlike people"
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, but only if it is well aimed.
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Everybody makes mistakes.. the trick is making em when nobody is around..
Big Bang Theory, quotes
Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Sheldon: I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce which is messy, unsanitary and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
Sheldon: Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly.
Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless b*tch.
Penny: I give up. He's impossible!
Josef: [to Mick] Hey look. I know you have morals and scruples and that's fine, sort of.
Mick: Hey, and don't forget. I'm your only friend who doesn't like you just for your money.
Josef: What are you using back there, barbeque tongs?
Josef: Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to help find out who killed me?
Mick: Your name came up in connection with a story that Maureen was working on.
Mick: We need to talk with your PR agent.
Forgotten Realms, Quotes
Where in the Nine Hells did you ever get the notion I would fight fair? Drizzt Do'Urden
Should I even bother to remind you of the odds? Drizzt Do'Urden
I know much but care little. Drizzt Do'Urden
"A trembling hand does not trust the blade true"
Jarlaxle: "Do keep ever present in your thoughts, my friend, than an illusion can kill you
"I name supposedly good priests among,the least trustworthy of all creatures. They are on my scale just below troglodytes and green slime, the greatest hypocrites and lairs in all the world." Artemis Entreri
"When layer is put upon layer, when all is a facade, wound within webs of deception, the truth is what you make it." Artemis Entreri
"Let the fools come after me, one after another, an endless line of eager assassins. With every kill I gain wisdom, And with added wisdom I gain power." Artemis Entreri
Dwahvel: "You never could stand the thought of taking orders. That is why the shape of the world bothers you so much!"
Entreri: "You understand your role in every contingency?"
"It is undoubtfully beautiful, do you not agree?" Jarlaxle asked, looking back at the soaring cathedral, with all its spires, flying buttressess, and great, coloured windows.
passage from 'Servant of the Shard', R.A. Savatore
Mission Impossible, Quote
Benji: "Easy way to remember, blue is glue."
Benji "It's not as if any mission is going to be rougher than the last one. Is it?!"
Ethan: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.
Kittridge: What, can we do Barnes... put a guy at the airport? How many identities do you think Hunt has? How many times has he slipped past customs and in how many countries? These guys are trained to be ghosts... we taught them to do it for Christ's sake.
Kittridge: I think we've lost enough agents for one night.
Ethan: I thought I was going to see Max.
Ethan: Can I ask you something, Kittridge? If you're dealing with a man who has crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you think you're gonna make him by hauling Mom and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse.
Ambrose: You know, that was the hardest part about having to portray you, grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.
Ethan: We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. Now lets see what chance it has.
Ethan: Don't you think we should wait a decent interval?
Ambrose: If you look at Hunt's operational history, and I have, you'll notice that he invariably favors misdirection over confrontation.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: You were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus. I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.
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