Result for the Sorting Hat Test You scored

48% Slytherin2% Ravenclaw49% Gryffindorand 1% Hufflepuff

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor or Slytherin!

You're a circle. You have no point. -unknown

Teacher : why are you late?
Student : ...
Student : Does it really matter? You still get paid !!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get ran over, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Somewhere in her brain, she knew it wasn't a good idea. But that somewhere didn't have broadband or a Blackberry, so everywhere else armed up and marched off to Idiocy."

Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.

"Sight is the most arrogant of our senses. It seeks information from the others only to validate its own conclusions, blind to all contrary opinions. Not unlike people"

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, but only if it is well aimed.

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Everybody makes mistakes.. the trick is making em when nobody is around..

Big Bang Theory, quotes

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

Sheldon: I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce which is messy, unsanitary and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
Penny: Oh, God.
Sheldon: Yes, exactly.

Sheldon: Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly.

Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless b*tch.

Penny: I give up. He's impossible!
Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

Moonlight, quotes

Josef: [to Mick] Hey look. I know you have morals and scruples and that's fine, sort of.

Mick: Hey, and don't forget. I'm your only friend who doesn't like you just for your money.
Josef: That's true. Sad, but true.

Josef: What are you using back there, barbeque tongs?
Mick: Would you hold still, I'm trying to get the second bullet.

Josef: Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to help find out who killed me?

Mick: Your name came up in connection with a story that Maureen was working on.
Josef: Was her body found in the La Brea Tar pits?
Beth: No.
Josef: That was the only person I killed this week.

Mick: We need to talk with your PR agent.
Josef: Check the tar pit.

Forgotten Realms, Quotes

Where in the Nine Hells did you ever get the notion I would fight fair? Drizzt Do'Urden

Should I even bother to remind you of the odds? Drizzt Do'Urden

I know much but care little. Drizzt Do'Urden

"A trembling hand does not trust the blade true"

Jarlaxle: "Do keep ever present in your thoughts, my friend, than an illusion can kill you
if you believe in it."
Entreri: "And the real things can kill you whether
you believe or not."

"I name supposedly good priests among,the least trustworthy of all creatures. They are on my scale just below troglodytes and green slime, the greatest hypocrites and lairs in all the world." Artemis Entreri

"When layer is put upon layer, when all is a facade, wound within webs of deception, the truth is what you make it." Artemis Entreri

"Let the fools come after me, one after another, an endless line of eager assassins. With every kill I gain wisdom, And with added wisdom I gain power." Artemis Entreri

Dwahvel: "You never could stand the thought of taking orders. That is why the shape of the world bothers you so much!"
Entreri: "To take an order implies that you must trust the giver of such. That, my dear little Dwahvel, is why the shape of the world so bothers me. I learned at very young age that I can not trust in or count on anyone but myself. To do so invites deceit and despair and open avulnerability that can be exploited. To do so is weakness."

Entreri: "You understand your role in every contingency?"
Dwahvel: "In every contingency that you have outlined."
Entreri: "Then you understand every contingency."

xxx

"It is undoubtfully beautiful, do you not agree?" Jarlaxle asked, looking back at the soaring cathedral, with all its spires, flying buttressess, and great, coloured windows.
"The mask of a god" Entreri replied sourly.
"The mask or the face?" asked the always-suprising Jarlaxle.
Entreri stared hard at his companion, and back at the towering cathedral. "The mask," he said, "or prehaps the illusion, concocted by those who seek to elevate themselves above all others and have not the skill to do so."
Jarlaxle looked at him curiously.
"A man inferior with the blade or with his thoughts can still so elevate himself," Entreri explained curtly, "if he can impart the belief that some god or other speaks through him. It is the greatest deception in all the world, and one embraced by kings and lords, while minor lying thieves on the streets of Calimport and other such cities lose their tongue for so attempting to coax the purses of others."

passage from 'Servant of the Shard', R.A. Savatore

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Mission Impossible, Quote

Benji: "Easy way to remember, blue is glue."
Ethan: "And when it’s red?"
Benji: "Dead."

Benji "It's not as if any mission is going to be rougher than the last one. Is it?!"

Ethan: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.

Kittridge: What, can we do Barnes... put a guy at the airport? How many identities do you think Hunt has? How many times has he slipped past customs and in how many countries? These guys are trained to be ghosts... we taught them to do it for Christ's sake.
Barnes: Well what do you suggest?
Kittridge Let's not waste time chasing after him, just make him come to us. Everybody has pressure points, Barnes. You find something that's personally important to him and you... squeeze.

Kittridge: I think we've lost enough agents for one night.
Ethan: You mean, *I've* lost enough agents for one night.
Kittridge: You seem hell-bent on blaming yourself, Ethan.
Ethan: Who else is left?
Kittridge: Yeah. I see your point.

Ethan: I thought I was going to see Max.
Matthias: You misunderstood. No one sees Max.
Ethan: Then what am I doing here?
Matthias: Allowing Max to see you and hear what you've got to say.
Ethan: I don't communicate very well through a shroud.
Matthias: If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you will be wearing that shroud indefinitely.

Ethan: Can I ask you something, Kittridge? If you're dealing with a man who has crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you think you're gonna make him by hauling Mom and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse.

Ambrose: You know, that was the hardest part about having to portray you, grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.

Ethan: We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. Now lets see what chance it has.

Ethan: Don't you think we should wait a decent interval?
Nyah: Who wants to be decent?

Ambrose: If you look at Hunt's operational history, and I have, you'll notice that he invariably favors misdirection over confrontation.

Mission Commander Swanbeck: You were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus. I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.
Ethan: By fire. That's the best way, really.