|Kyoko Kasshu Minamino|
Author has written 54 stories for Justice League, Batman the Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Batman, Cowboy Bebop, Misc. Movies, Bleach, Total Drama series, Inception, Castle, Kim Possible, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
10/7/08: Don't forget to check out my youtube account for several very popular Batman Beyond AMVs under the name "minaminokyoko".
Name: Kyoko Kasshu Minamino
Nickname: Kyo, Kyo-chan, Nezu-chan, Mina
Fandoms: Batman Beyond, Batman, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Teen Titans, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Ouran High School Host Club, G Gundam, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, GTO, Bleach, Colbert Report, Danny Phantom, Venture Bros, X-Play, Scrubs, Kuroshitsuji, Kaichou wa Maid-Sama, Kindan no Koi de Ikou, Archer, Supernatural, Castle, Nikita, Community, Durarara!!
Race: African American
Fav. Artists: Linkin Park, Staind, Puddle of Mudd, Hilary Duff, Michelle Branch, Evanescence, Eminem/D-12, Goo Goo Dolls/John Rzeznik, Seal, Avril Lavigne, Blink 182, All-American Rejects, Yellowcard, Bowling For Soup, 3 Doors Down, Vertical Horizon, Kelly Clarkson, George Michael, Norah Jones, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, Jill Scott, Missy Elliott, Outkast, Pink, Queen, Fun., Vampire Weekend, The Black Keys, Maroon 5
Fav. Celebrities: Val Kilmer, Hugh Jackman, LL Cool J, Antonio Banderas, Will Friedle (Terry McGinnis' voice), Kevin Conroy (Bruce Wayne's voice ), Sean Connery, Vin Diesel, Will Smith, Jim Carrey, Bruce Willis, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Catherine Zeta Jones, Kate Beckinsale, Lucy Lui, Pierce Brosnan, Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Nathan Fillion, Chris Pine, Josh Hartnett, Robert Downey Jr, Tom Hardy, Christian Bale, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Christopher Nolan
Favorite bishonen: Terry McGinnis, Sanosuke Sagara, Kenshin Himura, Domon Kasshu, George DeSand, Chibodee Crockett, Yusuke Urameshi, Goku, Vegeta, Yamcha, Richard Zeeman, Jason Schulyer (ok, Jason and Richard are from th Anita Blake novels, but they are both SO incredibly HOT I had to put them on the list), Schwartz Brudder, Seijuro Hiko, Bruce Wayne, Takashi Morinozuka AKA Mori-senpai, Tamaki Suou, Kamina-sama, Amakatsu Kain, Onizuka-sensei, Lawrence (Spice and Wolf), Third/Sado, Yato, Heiwajima Shizuo
Batman Beyond: Terry/Melanie, Terry/Max
X-Men (comics): Logan/Lady Deathstrike, Logan/Jean, Bobby/Cecelia, Rogue/Gambit, Psylocke/Archangel
YYH: Yusuke/Botan, Kuwabara/Yukina
Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin/Kaoru, Kenshin/Shuura, Sanosuke/Kyoko (Uh...OC?), Yahiko/Cannongirl, Aoshi/Misao, Saito/Buddha (Inside joke.), Sanosuke/Tae, Sano/Yumi (Strange I know, but watching my THIRTEEN Kenshin DVDs makes me kinda see it. DID write a fic about it but no one read it! ), Shishio/Yumi, Yahiko/Tsubame
"Remember: The butterfly does not need wings to fly."
"But I was in Operation Impending Doom One!"
"A kiss blown is a kiss wasted; the only real kiss is a kiss tasted; but kisses have germs and germs are hated, so kiss me baby I'm vaccinated!" -Corisu Li
"Love is like magic. Sometimes it's just an illusion." That's all I have to say. T.T
When in doubt, blame Urameshi! -Akimi
I AM THE WONDERBUG! -Domon (XD)
"Booty is like volleyball: You have to bump and set before you can spike." -Bert from the Bert Show
"My life flashed before my eyes! ...man I slept a lot!" -Yuusuke
"You are such a bitch."
"I'm too chesty for a six and they don't make six in a halfs."
"Oooh, flash us, flash us!" -Zerbrowski
'...I gave him a one fingered salute.'
"You're buying your own con!"
"And here's the kill!" -Yuusuke
"Although it looks like I can't move right now, I am still very dangerous." -Yuusuke
"Damn pedestrians. Don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!" -Yuusuke
"If I shoot him in the eye, he'll be blinded. Wait a minute, he has two eyes. Dammit!" -Yuusuke yet again
Toguro: (looks on shoulder and sees younger Toguro) Ahhhhhhhh! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! (runs around in circles) -Things the YYH characters would never say.
"If God is a DJ, life is a dancefloor, love is the rhythym, and you are the music." -Pink song
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry? -Anonymous
"Mophir tried to warn them, but they not listen to him. Not Mophir's fault." -Mophir from Justice League.
"I am Rum Tum Tugger, king of the pelvic thrust!" -Kuwabara from 'When You Love'
"It's like a party but it's better than a party." -Monkeyball commercial
"I go weal fast, vroom vroom!" -the said Monkeyball commercial
"You will know the pain you feel for this impudence, human."
"She's a Courtney Love In Training! A C-L...oh." Jeff from the Bert Show
I'm not drunk, you're just sober. HI OCCIFER! -A list of ways to tell if you are intoxicated
HI OCCIFER! I'm not under the affluence of incohol! -The said list.
"Old Mother Hubbard she went to her cupboard To get her poor doggie a bone When she bent over the doggie took over and THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW! THE WINDOW! He threw her out the window! When she bent over the doggie took over and THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW!" -A reeeally old song from Radio Disney. Don't ask.
"Little Bunny Foo Foo hoppin' through the forest, Scoopin' up the field mice and THROWIN' 'EM OUT THE WINDOW!" -Same as above...slowness...It's basically all the nursery rhymes with "Threw him/her out the window". Fun...
"You could have helped him."
"SALSA!" -Corisu Li
"I'm the lead singer of my band; I get all the girls to take off their underpants! I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance-my salsa!" -Best part of the whole frickin song. (My Band)
"I'm! Too sexy for my hair! That's why it isn't there!" -Made up by Kyoko (Prof. X is supposed to be singing it...xD)
"See! She thinks I'm funny!"
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedly dee, a-there they are a standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!" -Ooooold from Lion King. I sing it when I'm bored.
"Roses are red,
"When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons." -Anita Blake
"When life gives you lemons, throw a watermelon at 'em!" -Akimi
"When life gives you lemons, throw 'em back and demand oranges!" -Akimi
"Like I always say, when live gives you a lemon, squirt it in someone's eye and run like hell." -Spiderman from "The Best of Spiderman Volume 3".
"...I put that bouncer, right in his place. I smacked his ellllbow with my face..." -From the song "I'm not as drunk as you think I am" from the Bob and Tom Show
"Idiot! That's small talk! FLIRT!" -Melanie from a fic called 'The Cat Will Walk Alone'
"I see London, I see France, I see Supergirl's-ACK!" -Terry from 'Complete Matches' before getting thrown into street
"Terry, this is no time to be commenting on her accuracy. RUN DUMBASS!" -Akimi's comment on one of my fics
"You think I'm afraid of you, McGinnis?"
"Where am I? Who am I?...Heey, you're naked!" -Meltman from 'Action League Now!'
"Who you callin' chief, blondie?...Heey, you're naked!" -The Chief from 'Action League Now!'
"I've stalked kittens with more fight than you!" "Meow." -Stalker/Batman(Terry).
"I'm in shape! Round is a shape!" -Akimi
'Ah! Cold, aloof Gundam fighter! Cold, aloof Gundam fighter! NO GRINNING! NO GRIN-oh screw it.' -Domon in one of Akimi's fics. Slow...hey, she stold that from Rei...DARN THIEF!
"He's trying to talk in his sleep while he's awake." -Hiei
"...you must take your place in the Great Circle of...stuff." -Mushu-Fasa from 'Kung Pow.
"What's wrong with it! It won't eat!"
"Probably because you're trying to feed him through his nose." -Nelson/Terry on BB's "The Eggbaby".
"I know my food is not a toy, it's for my tummy to enjoy." -Dr. Drakken from Kim Possible
"Kim, it's a game. With small children. Who CRY when they see you coming!" -Ron Stoppable from Kim Possible
"Ron, I'm going to say something I never thought I'd have to say to you." "What?" "You're thinking too much." -Kim/Ron from Kim Possible.
"Only a true friend would say something that hurtful. Thanks, Kim." -Ron from Kim Possible
"I don't get it. I'm a Rhino, you're a scorpion, and he's an octopus. What's a Mysterio?" -Spiderman game
Rhino: (is playing GO FISH) Hey! I gotta bingo! Ha ha! I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock! Victory is mine! You're always laughing at me, but who's cryin' now, huh? Uhu huh, uhu...wait a minute, I made a mistake...
Spiderman: Now, who would want to steal Doc. Ock's machine?
Venom: Ooh! We know! We know!
Venom: Surf the web, surf the web!
"We must do the Forbidden dance because we must save the rainforest and the only thing that will do it is our groins!" -Hal Sparks from "I love the 90's"
Terry: (pats head) Go to your happy place.
Kyoko: ... BRUCIE SINGING! (collapses into laughter)
Coop: Jamie! Stop screaming like a little girl!
-Coop and Jamie from Megas: XLR
"I HAVE BATMAN'S CAPE AND IT GOES WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" -Kyoko
"Violence is not the answer. Wait, yes it is. WHEE VIOLENCE!" -Kyoko
"Mine are bigger than yours." -Batman to Amanda Waller on "Ultimatum" JLU SEASON TWO! IT ROCKS!
Batman: One; dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two; you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors, I'm a rich kid with issues...lots of issues. And three, if my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her.
WW: (crushes head of statue) Next?
-This Little Piggy, the funniest friggin' episode ever conceived on Justice League Unlimited.
"I need air support, since I can't fly. At ALL. ...Now would be good." -Batman when falling from his blown up Batplane at very high speeds. "Dark Heart" JLU
"I'm going to lie here for a moment, Katie. I'm old now and I get tired." -The Atom "Dark Heart" JLU
"I've beaten you, little man. Any last words?"
"Yeah, you can kiss my axe!" -Hro Talak/GL from 'Starcrossed' XD...I had to rewind because I thought he said "ass". Fun!
GL: (sees Diana glower at Hawkgirl) Diana's carrying a grudge.
Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
GL: What, Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space.
GL: I'm seeing Vixen now.
GL: I'm very happy.
Bats: (smirking) Uh huh...
GL: Enough about my lovelife, what's going on between you and Diana?
Bats: (guiltily) Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Bats: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend, she's...standing right behind me, isn't she?
Diana: (leans over his shoulder) Don't let that stop you, keep digging...
"Once and a Future Thing" Part I XD...That was fun...
Diana: We have to help him.
Bruce: Diana--No! Our top priority is finding Chronos before he can get back to the future without us.
Diana: (stands) It's settled then. We break him out after sundown. (leaves)
Bruce: (glares at him)
"Once and a Future Thing" Part I... It goes WHEE!
Old Bruce: Surprised to see me?
Young Batman: A little. I'm more surprised I lived so long.
Terry: Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?
Both Batmen: NOT NOW!
Terry: Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?
"Once and a Future Thing" Part II...TERRY GOES WHEE!
Batman: You don't want to know too much about your future.
Terry: Trust me, you really don't.
Old Static: Shayera was one cranky pregnant lady. Although, to be fair, if I'd laid an egg that size...
GL: (looks horrified)
Warhawk: He's kidding, Dad.
"OFT" Part II...XDD Hilarious!
"Come to Man's World," Diana muttered to herself. "Meet interesting and exotic people, and break their legs. See marvels of architecture, as they're being pushed on top of you." -Escape Artistry (BM/WW fic on my Favorites) XDD...
'Flash blinked. "Lessons?" he said. "Who's teaching who what?"
"He's teaching me. Escape artistry. So I can get out of handcuffs and things on my own, if need be."
Flash stopped chewing. He froze for a moment, then swallowed with a mighty effort.
"Wait," said Flash. "Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. He's taking you off to his Batcave on a regular basis."
"Yes," said Diana.
"Where he ties you up, restrains you, chains you, binds you, and otherwise engages in forms of bondage."
"From which you then attempt to escape."
"Meaning you're writhing around, tied up, on the floor, while he watches."
"Yes," said Diana. It was, after all, an accurate assessment of the previous evening.
Flash was silent for a few moments.
"I hate him and everything he stands for," '
'Escape Artistry' XD...Fun...
'The headline, in screaming type more suitable for a triple homicide or developments in a foreign war, read, BRUCIE, WILL YOU EVER LEARN?
"This is officially the greatest thing ever," Flash said.
"Jealous?" she said.
"Ha!" said Flash. "As if! Okay, only slightly. Tempered by the fact that you probably broke rich boy's jaw. I hope you know you're in for a Bat-lecture." Flash's voice deepened theatrically. "'You were in my city. Without permission. Now you're on the front page. Of my newspaper. But what really bothers me is, somebody raided my closet at the Watchtower, and in that picture you're wearing my evening gown.'"
"It's not my color," said a grim voice from behind Flash.'
"I'm John Constantine, asshole." -The new movie "Constantine". Whoops major ass. Creepy as hell though.
Angela (Rachel Weiz): Do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?
Constantine (Keanu Reeves): ...
Constantine: I'm thinking...
"Constantine" XD...Great movie.
"I am vengeance. I am the night. I am...SOME OTHER GUY!" -XD...a forum post on a Batman website.
"Stop moving." he (Bruce) bit out.
She (Diana) frowned at him. "Why? I'm not heavy enough to hurt you...or were you injured last night?"
"No," he said quickly. "Just don't move." And don't look behind you, or scoot backwards at all, he added internally. He could just try to imagine explaining it to her: Diana, since you grew up on an island full of women, you may not be aware of the involuntary process that men experience almost every morning. And your perfect, gravity defying...anyway, your appearence isn't helping matters at all. She would probably burst with curiousity, and turn around and give 'the involuntary process' a minute examination. "Just don't move," he repeated.
She gave him a strange look, then shoved the thermometer between his lips. "Be quiet; you can't talk or get up until it beeps. And stop clenching your teeth, so that I can put this under your tongue."
He obeyed and fixed his gaze on a spot on the ceiling. She continued sitting on him, her arms crossed over her chest as she waited.
Beep! He thought desperately.
She uncrossed her arms and used one hand to to push a few strands of hair out of her face.
Beep! He was...almost...ready to pray.
She sighed as the silence extended, lifting her arms and stretched, her back arching, a tiny moan escaping her lips.
BEEP! Who would he have to bribe, beat, maim or kill to get this thing to beep!
A fic called "Haunted". XD XD...Poor poor Brucie...(laughs head off)
And now, the FIRST SERIOUS QUOTE OUT OF THE WHOLE PROFILE. (gasp, faint)
"And then what happened?"
"My research opened whole new worlds. There was so much to do."
"But so little funding."
"You know about that?"
"You didn't have enough for a test subject so you used yourself."
"And now I'm a freak."
"That's not what I see. I see someone who was willing to give up everything for a cause she believed in."
"How do you know so much about me?"
"Let's just say cats aren't the only ones who are curious."
"Too much curiosity can be dangerous."
"Maybe...I like danger."
Batman/Cheetah "Injustice For All" (shivers) God, that was the SEXIEST line ever delivered on all of JLA history. (drools)
"You should see this place. Antiques, relics...you'd feel right at home."
"Cute." -Terry/Bruce from "Bloodsport". XD...Accurate description.
Paxton Powers: Bruce Wayne's my mentor! He's like a father to me!
Barbara Gordon: Except he doesn't glow in the dark.
PP: Hey! I resent that! Where's my lawyer! I'll sue! -Batman Beyond
Powers: So, how are you holding up?
Bruce: With a cane. -Also BB. Ish t3h Uber Fun-ness!
Stalker: There are worse things than an honorable death.
Terry: Betcha it's a sort list. -Bloodsport "Batman Beyond"
Mad Stan: BLOW IT ALL UP!
Batman (Terry): Keep it down, Stan. We're in a library.
MS: You think this is a joke? Look around, Batman. Society's crumbling! And do you know why?
Batman: Too many overdue books?
MS: Information overload, man! As a society, we're drowning in a quagmire of vid-clips, e-mail, and soundbytes! We can't absorb it all! There's only one sane solution: BLOW IT UP! -BB
((Watching Batman: The Musical))
Terry: Hey, it took me months to get tickets to this show.
Bruce: You hate me, don't you?
Terry: It's schway!
Bruce: It's schw-arbage. (XDD!) -"Out of the Past"
Bruce: Anything broken?
Terry: If I said yes, can I go home?
Bruce: No. -BB XD...He's so MEAN!
Terry: It's a toxic waste dump.
Bruce: Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away?
Terry: Call it a high school? -BB XD...
Superman: You're holding up well.
Bruce: I could use some of that Kryptonian DNA.
Superman: You'll outlive us all, Bruce, you're too stubborn to die.
Supes: What are YOU laughing at?
Terry: Nothing. -"The Call: Part I" from Batman Beyond
Clayface: (after being fried by an electric batarang) What gave me away?
Batman: You overplayed your part, yo. -"Secret Society" JL XDD! THAT was great!
"You're cute when you're an insufferable smarty-pants." -Black Canary to Green Arrow "Double Date" JLU
"When there's trouble, you know what to doooooooooooo!
He can shoot a rocket from his shoooooooooooe!
'Cos he's Cyborg!
Doo-da doo-da, somethin' like that! Oh yeah!
N-Na na na na, big fluffy cat! That's right!" -Cyborg from"Titans: East". XDD That was SO funny!
Amanda Waller: His Bruce's DNA was easy enough to find; he left it all over town.
Amanda Waller: Not remotely what I meant! -"Epilogue" JLU. BEST. EPISODE. EVER. :D
Security Guard Guy: Where's Batman?
Flash: He's running late. The batmobile, it lost a wheel and the Joker got away.
SGG: ...(stares at him)
Flash: (shrugs) That's what I heard. -"Panic in the Sky" JLU XDD Flash is a moron...
Calm down. Only politicians chase after people who don't like them. -BB "Terry's Friend Dates a Robot"
(The following is a quote from the "Great Brain Robbery" of Justice League Unlimited, where Flash and Lex switched bodies. ROFL.)
Flash in Lex''s body: What?
Badguy: You gonna wash your hands?
FiLb: Noo! ...'Cuz I'm evil.
(Thank you. xDD)
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