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Author has written 9 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Iliad, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sweeney Todd, and Dora the Explorer.
Hallo! I'm Bela Rose Wolf. I like reading, writing, and singing! I am kinda obsessed with mythology, so if you like it too, pm me! My favorite anime/manga is Hetalia. My favorite books are Les Miserables, The Iliad, A Tale of Two Cities, and The Odyssey! Thanks for checking out my profile
I have a Hetalia RP forum, so if you're interested let me know!
I have a website! I have my poetry on there, so PLEASE check it out! I would appreciate it SO much! :)
It's www. belarosewolf . com
I'm on a kind-of hiatus right now. I've been VERY busy, but I promise to write when I have free time. It's NYSSMA, finals, regents and SAT season, so I may not update for a while. Sorry If you're waiting...
Information on my stories:
Antonio the Explorer!: On hiatus, like my other stories. I will be making a spin-off with Xavier, Alli, and other OCs with Switzerland and France when it's finished. I hope you'll read it
Be Careful What You Wish For: Holy... This one... I'm running out of inspiration, so this is also on hiatus. I think it'll be getting very twisted and character deathy. :)
The Van Trip: On hiatus, yet again. What a shocker, huh? I have an outline of a few chapters, thanks to Nokturna168. This one'll be updated soon.
Hey! Are you there?: I'm planning another special name one-shot... Look out for it
Triangles, Circles, and Squares: Aiyaa... Only if inspiration whacks me upside the head will this one be updated. The chapters just aren't worded correctly.
Completed: Can You Hear Me?; The Spell; Blue Blood, Blue Scales; Hidden Music
Stuff I'm working on: A one-shot for HetaliaShadow, Updating everything, a Chicago-Hetalia one-shot.
Other fandoms I (literally) stalk are Fairy Tail, Greek Mythology, Iliad, Chess, 1776, Shakespeare, Naruto, Red River, Les Miserables, Evita (3333), and Into the Woods.
I'm a New Yorker and I'm proud! :)
I like all pairings if they're well written, but here are my favorites for Hetalia: Spamano (OTP), RussCan, AmeBela, Gerita (of course), PruCan, SuFin, RoChu, AusHun (my two ancestors!), FrUk (must NOT be fluffy),UsUk, Giripan, TurkeyxGreece, SwissLiech, EstoniaxLatvia, LietPol, Germancest, DenNor, Amepan, and CanadaxUkraine.
Then, there are some pairings I CAN'T read: Fluffy!FrUk, Romerica, Tea and Tomatoes, SpaBel, Itacest, SpUk, SweDen, Prumano, RussLiet, and FrUs.
Here's some more stuff that I like: PASTA, writing, reading, opera, classical music, theater, mythology, poetry/lyrics, singing, dogs, animals in general, hetalia, and some other stuff!
Now for my dislikes: Meat, stupid people, people with no respect for others, rule breaking, homophobes, pop music, BLOOD, needles, and WAYYYYYYY more stuff...
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Elizabeth
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Eliizzle (Special...)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Pink Dog (I would be SO afraid!)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Rebecca Starson (Ooooo that's cute.)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Roselatz (No comment)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Aqua Orange Soda (?)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Irenie (Birth Certificate Mishap!)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Biscuit (Hell yeah, I'm goth like that!)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who cries at the drop of a hat. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany,suckishLEMONADE, QuelCal, heartofstone15, Shar're from Abydos, xXxMusicIsMyDrugxXx, Ella Lea, Bela Rose Wolf
Some Neville Love (Because who doesn't LOVE Neville?)
-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
"Do as Italy... Make pasta, not war."
"Do as America... Make movies, not drama."
"Do as England... Burn your food not, everybody's wishes."
"Do as Spain... Raise children, not enemies."
"Do as Germany... Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them."
"Do as Austria... Play music, even if you don't have rhythm."
"Do as Japan... Grow, do not get stuck in your past."
"Do as France... When in doubt, push random buttons."
"Do as Canada... When you feel out of place, just be invisible."
"Do as Russia... Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish."
"Do as Prussia... Live, even when there seems to be nothing to live for."
"Do as Switzerland... Stay neutral, even if the world is braking apart."
"Do as Sealand... Speak, even if no one is listening."
You know, I always look at that thing with the stereotypes and laugh at some of them. Because I am JEWISH and GREEDY. I do SPEAK MY MIND and I am a BITCH. I am a VIRGIN and I am a PRUDE with real people. I have STRAIGHT As and I have NO SOCIAL LIFE. I'm a GIRL who EATS LUNCH and I am a bit OVERWEIGHT. I am NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE but I'm a LOSER. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP and I am ANTISOCIAL. I am a FANGIRL and I am a CRAZY OBSESSIVE PERSON. I am INTELLIGENT and I don't have much PHYSICAL STRENGTH. I love READING and I am a LONER. I am an OPERA SINGER and I am a DIVA sometimes. I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR and I am a freaking WHACK JOB. And my personal favorite: I go to RENFAIRES and I do speak weirdly, I am a loser, and I am not "up with the times."
HOWEVER I am a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER and I will not GO TO HELL. I am a REPUBLICAN and I do care about poor people. I am POLISH and don't wear socks with sandals. I am into THEATER but I am not a homosexual. I wear WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT and trust me, I am not a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, but I'm really not cool because that is not "how I roll." I am YOUNG and most certainly NOT NAIVE. I am OVERWEIGHT and I do not have a problem with self-control, I'm trying my best to lose weight. I don't LIKE THE SUN OR BEING OUTSIDE and I am not albino, I overheat. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, and I would never think little of people who don't; I know how hard they try. I am AMERICA, and I am NOT obese or arrogant. I'm ENGLISH, and although I love tea and have bad teeth, I don't have the accent. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, but I am not a hippy. I like YAOI, but I'm not gay. And I go to PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going nowhere, even though I know more about history than my teacher.
And there you have it. I support the message, but... There are better ways to say it.
HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMALTEENAGER (In 15 easy steps):
9. You must use these words/phrases a minimum of five times per minute:
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On an American Flag: Made in China (because we're that patriotic.)
At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)
Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies (I have no comment...)
In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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