Hellga
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since: 01-03-03, id: 319909, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
country: USA
Author has written 18 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Hobbit.

NAME(S): Hellga, Anna

FAVORITE CITIES (of the ones I have visited): Ekaterinburg, Russia; St. Petersburg, Russia; Berlin, Germany; Vienna, Austria; Merano, Italy; Washington DC, USA; Boston, USA; Stockholm, Sweden; London, UK.

COUNTRIES VISITED: USA, Canada, UK, Germany, Austria, Italy, The Netherlands, Czech Republic, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan.

LANGUAGES: Fluent - Russian, English; conversant - German, Italian; can deal with - Spanish, Quenya, Sindarin.

REAL-WORLD ALTER EGO: Evil pharmaceutical industry minion, though I still am a practicing pharmacist too. It's such a zoo that I can't give it up.

AGE: Old enough to have two graduate degrees.

INTERESTS: Pharmacy, linguistics, anthropology, parasitology, Tolkien, Elves, castles, High Middle Ages, assorted Hapsburg monarchs, Norse mythology, cake decorating, rococo...

FAVORITE CHARACTERS: Finrod, Caranthir, Maedhros. Secondary favorites include but are not limited to Emeldir, Tuor, Ecthelion, Glorfindel, Faramir, Frodo, Elendur, and vast majority of First Age Noldor.

TOLKIEN'S BOOKS READ: LotR, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, The Unfinished Tales, the History of Middle Earth I-XII, the Letters, The Children of Hurin, and most of the non-Middle-earth-related ones. I read The Hobbit as a kid, but it was when I read LotR twenty years ago that I truly started to love Tolkien. And when I read The Silmarillion a year later was when I started to feel that Tolkien created a whole new world and not just a collection of stories...

NON-TOLKIEN FANTASY BOOKS READ: I am generally not a big fan of fantasy... I have read the Wheel of Time up to about book 5 where it got boggled down - and then restarted at book 10 or 11. I have read the Narnia books and the Harry Potter books, and a lot of old-time writers like Stephen Donaldson and Fred Saberhagen who are no longer en vogue. I like some Pratchett but only in small doses. Song of Ice and Fire is a slow read for me but I am getting through it - on my third attempt at it. I love Gordon Dixon's the Dragon Knight series and a lot of Barbara Hambly... I remember liking Dragonlance in my early teens but I have tried rereading them some years ago and realized I could not. I only plowed through three of the Forgotten Realms books... I like intelligent, logical fantasy - and there is simply not a lot of it out there.

PETER JACKSON'S MOVIES: Ever since someone gave me the brilliant idea to view the movies as a fanfic rather than an attempt to film the books, I started liking them a lot more. I tend to like FotR, somewhat like RotK and intensely dislike most of TTT. I love the Hobbit movie so far, some rather stupid changes notwithstanding, but let's see what the other two parts bring...

PET PEEVES:

1. Spelling/grammar errors. It's just sloppy.

2. Canon characters twisted so badly out-of-character that only name remains the same.

3. Not bothering to learn the canon.

And use the "But it is [only] fanfiction!" excuse. Key word is FANfiction. Meaning, you have to be a fan. And fans - normal fans - try to learn as much about their fandom as possible...

Silmarillion Marriage prospects (not allowed by FF.net) are at http://www.geocities.ws/crazyhellga/silm/mp.html

I have largely retired from fanfiction and Tolkien fandom in 2004, when real-life demands have started consuming 99% of my time, but I do stage occasional come-backs.


1. Как Размножаются Пауки
Как размножаются ежики, мы уже знаем... а вот как насчет пауков?
Hobbit - Rated: T - Russian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Published: 2-15-13 - Dark Lord Sauron - Complete
2. Незваные Гости
Интервью с Умертвием по поводу небезызвестных событий 28 сентября 3018 года Третьей Эпохи.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - Russian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Published: 1-6-13 - Complete
3. There Be Spiders reviews
Everyone knows that evil, talking spiders overtook Mirkwood by the time of the Quest for Erebor. But where did they come from?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-13 - Dark Lord Sauron - Complete
4. The 15th Walker reviews
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-27-12
5. A Different Look At Middleearth reviews
What if a selfinsert landing in Arda landed in an unexpected place? An attempt to answer some questions that bothered me for years, and make my profession a bit more glamorous in the process.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-07 - OC
6. Silmarillion Haiku » reviews
UPDATE Added page on Maedhros. Quenya and English versions of each haiku.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-18-04 - Published: 2-26-03
7. Doomed reviews
Namo Mandos' thoughts at the moment Feanor and his sons took their fateful oath. Written for an old challenge.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-04 - Námo & Fëanor - Complete
8. The Last Afternoon of Numenor reviews
The last afternoon of Numenor through the eyes of a baker's wife from Hyarrostar
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-6-03 - Complete
9. We Will Never Forget Thee, Gondolin reviews
A poem with English version and a Quenya version, about the fall of Gondolin
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-03 - Complete
10. I Will Never Forget Thee, Gondolin reviews
Idril's thoughts a few months before she left Middle-earth forever
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-03 - Idril C. - Complete
11. Uninvited Guests: A Barrowwight's Tale reviews
A Barrow-wight's POV on the memorable day of September 28th of the year 3018 of the Third Age
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-8-03 - Complete
12. Brothers reviews
The last words of Finarfin to his brothers in Araman. Read my story I Nárë Vása for complementary experience.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-03 - Complete
13. I Nárë Vása reviews
Finarfin's thoughts at the time Fëanor and his sons swear their Oath. Written for Jen Littlebottom's challenge. Please review.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-3-03 - Finarfin & Fëanor - Complete
14. The Face of Eternity reviews
A fic done for Jen Littlebottom's challenge. The thoughts of a Nazgul in the moment The One Ring was destroyed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-31-03 - Nazgul - Complete
15. Overlooked » reviews
A short story about an overlooked female LotR character... Believe me, it is as far from a Mary Sue as it gets :) Added a second chapter, about another character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-28-03 - Published: 5-10-03 - Complete
16. To Maedhros reviews
A poem about Maedhros when he was just brought to Angband. I would love to hear your opinion on it.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-10-03 - Maedhros - Complete
17. Death of Fingolfin reviews
Poem in Quenya with English translation.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-16-03 - Fingolfin - Complete
18. Pointy Ears » reviews
Very short, completed story that jumped into my mind as I was browsing this site. Read if you will, review if you want. *UPDATE* Felt compelled to say WHY I wrote and posted that. Recommended ONLY for Homo (presumably) sapiens.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 1-10-03 - Complete